#jack frost x onceler

[saltysunflowersugar]

I don't care that my first post about this AU was just a few hours ago, I already made the character designs for the choir members

Some design notes:

• I gave the Onceler a thneed around his neck

• I made Alastor a human since In canon, he only has deer features because he's in Vivziepop hell where everyone becomes a furry when they die, but since RTC's afterlife doesn't do that, I figured it wouldn't make sense to give him real deer ears and a tail, so I just gave him an amylered headband, as for why his left eye is gray, that's because he usually has a monocle there but I didn't feel like giving him a monocle so I just made him blind in that eye

• ALL OF WALLY'S LITTLE PAINT SPLATTERS!!!!! also, I think his crutches turned out pretty good considering this is my first time drawing someone with them

• It took my forever to get John Doe's snow leopard plushie to look good, both the head and the body

• this is also my first time drawing any of these characters, and I gotta say, I did pretty good

[parasitic-saint]

i cant keep explaining slash shipping to normal people and then just receiving a "that doesn't make any sense" WHERE'S YOUR FUN??? YOUR WHIMSY??!?!? YOUR IMAGINATION???!???

[noritaro]

which one of you made this account dawg 😭😭

[official-osha]

I assume the link is. Rickroll.

its better (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[thecrackshipawards]

Here are our contenders for The Crackship Awards 2024!

Bracket 1:

Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff vs Randy Cunningham x Ruby Gillman

Roronoa Zoro x Sasuke Uchiha vs Elizabeth Afton x Charlie Emily

June Eggbert x Chiaki Naname vs Vriska Serket x Hatsune Miku

Mari from Omori x Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club vs Bee x Fionna

Wonder Woman x Talia al Ghu vs Posiedon x Incitatus

Firestar x Waffles vs Graystripe x Waffles

Kestrel x Coral vs Hatake Sakumo x Ootsutsuki Kaguya

Zhongli × Yip Tak vs Elsa x Jack Frost

Bracket 2:

Bowser x Luigi vs Shrek x Donkey

Samurai Jack x Johnny Bravo vs Scourge x Ashfur

Tigerstar x Arctic vs Gerald Robotnik x Black Doom

Catra & Ashfur vs Lucifer x Adam

Hawkfrost x Leafpool vs Twilight x Mordecai

Vaggie x Ragatha vs Rainbow Dash x Dirk Strider

Jayfeather x His stick vs Gwenpool x Garlic bread

James x Professor Oak vs Needletail x Icicle

Bracket 3:

Jessie x Delia Ketchum vs Sees All Colors x Runs In Circles

Leafpool x Pringles chips vs Bumblestripe x A log

Asexuals x Cake vs Tigerstar x Brokenstar

Roger Raincomprix x Xavier Ramier vs Elias Bouchard x Jane Prentiss

Cookie Monster x Chocolate chip cookies vs Chameleon x Webs

Isako Toriumi x Sadayo Kawakami vs Elias Bouchard x Peter Lukas

Dr Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus vs The Onceler x The Warden

Hooty x Duo vs Jiang Cheng x Liu Qingge

Bracket 4:

Sans x Nagito Komaeda vs TS Woodrow x Phantom of the Bwahpera

The fairy who knocks x The walrus who knocks vs Sofanthiel x Blue Lizard

Manticore x Sphinx vs Barney x Hunter

Norma x Willow vs Pugsley x Swift Wind

Eggdog x Strawberries vs Krestel x Tundra

Blaze x Fruit bat vs Doctors x Apples

Miette x Jorts vs Artificer x Maple Shade

Reigen Arataka x Nagito Komaeda vs Guy Montag x Wilson Smith

[gayleafpool]

I've realized there is something worse than that Jack Frost x Onceler edit and it's whatever the fuck that video with eugene was. Have you considered touching grass- or, failing that, looking at grass?

no see it fits into the lore jack and eugene dont work out so jack starts dating the onceler and then eugene tries to settle down with preminger (idk where my poll went i forgor who was voted big spoon and little spoon) but that fails too but then he finally finds rapunzel hooray insert tangled movie plot and then of course tts happens. boom

[chiisana-lion]

friend and classmate completely seriously and unironically brought up that he wanted to cosplay as the onceler. right after showing us the many jack frost x elsa amvs they were planning on watching later tonight am i back in 2014

[eggmuffinwaffles]

jack frost x the onceler but you have to watch the be my bad boy amv before answering

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HVENT SEEN IT LIKE 50 TIMES ALREADY

[whiskyarts]

jack frost x elsa frozen or jack frost x the onceler

A: I love it

Both of these are iconic actually that's all I have to say. I don't think I SERIOUSLY ship either one, but the content is iconic

[everyones-story]

finally. my mutuals have put the be my bad boy onceler x jack frost post on my dash

[saltysunflowersugar]

Ride The Tumbler patch notes

• increased fluffieness of the Onceler's thneed by 75%

• Changed uniform color from red to tumblr blue

• Raymond Animal Crossing has replaced Alastor in the role of Noel Gruber

• Raymond has been given the surname "Millcrossing" as a play on Animal Crossing

• Wally Darling has been given his ascot

• John doe/Jack Frost's Snow Leopard plushie has been replaced by a 1700's porcelain doll, because it's more expressive than the snow leopard and matches the time period of when Jack Frost died in the RotG movie (1712)

• all characters have been aged down to 17 years old

• due to this, Luigi's mustache has been removed

[rynafterdark]

nostalgia?!…

btw here’s the original creator. I didn’t expect this gif to blow up as it was just one of my many manic tumblr shit posts that I don’t expect to get traction, so sorry for not crediting sooner

Edit (again): this was literally featured for one second in Shanespeare’s tumblr v twitter video

Fuck my life XD

[noritaro]

https://www.tumblr.com/tmblrinawiggins/701975732459618304/ive-downloaded-the-oncelerjack-frost-amv-look

this is a tumblr post of a onceler x jack from amv from 2012 they downloaded and i just need you to see it /srs

ah yes the modern relic, the masterpiece, an immaculate prestine beauty of a treasure, literal art in every sense of the word, a blessing, editing cinema that makes even the genius Martin Scorsese rave about it... the be my bad boy Onceler x Jack amv

[sansxfuckyou]

Truff'la Trees

(forget formalities, lets jump right into this cause I have decided that because I'm reentering Undertale, I should also write a frostler fic for some unknown reason, curse of the url I bet)

The guardian of the trees warning had gotten through to The Onceler easily, and out of habit, he just listened and followed instruction for approval.

Since then, Thneed production has dropped, and the price has risen, an item in high demand. Along with that, the seeds of few trees have been sold at an extraordinarily high price, the buyers never manage to propagate the tree properly. The only thing The Onceler found odd about the land of trees was that winter never came, it was practically an eternal harvest season.

The Lorax had to explain why there never was winter, and even then, it didn't clear up very much, but with no better explanation, The Onceler believed it.

It was mid august, and the first Truffula in years had been cut down, it was old and soon to die, rotting at the core, so might as well put the tree out of its misery. With a thud the tree landed, bark covered in what appeared to be powdery mildew, the foliage of the tree had much more, and it was cold. In all his years of living here, in an open field forest glade, he had never found any plant that was cold to the touch.

Yet, he still remembered when he didn't live here, in this land of trees.

Everyone year, from late october to the end of march, sometimes pushing april, the ground would be covered in snow and the weather would grow cold.

He remembered that time as winter.

It was odd though, as winter never came here.

"Well, that's odd," Said The Onceler, raising his sky blue, glittering shades. "Winter never comes here."

"Yeah well, Jack Frost had other ideas," Someone, presumably Jack Frost, stated before dropping down from a neighboring tree that was also covered in frost, more than the last. "Besides, I think it's time the land of trees gets some snow, looking a bit green for my tastes."

"That's illogical," The Onceler said, Jack Frost gestured for the green bean to continue. "The Lorax, he who speaks for the trees, said that there is never snow here."

"Well guess fucking what, the guardian of some trees has no control over the weather spirits." Jack Frost said before tapping his cane on the ground, a spiraling pattern of frost coated the grass.

"I need the Truffula trees to constantly be 'in bloom' for lack of better times, otherwise everything I've worked for will go to shit in mere seconds." The Onceler stated, crossing his gloved arms, leaning on his axe a bit.

"Maybe your work will go to nothing, but think of the truff'la trees, they need a break to, don't they deserve a break as well?" Jack Frost asked, offering a smirk, The Onceler took a second before responding.

"Well, I, yes, I suppose they do, but if winter comes they'll surely die, won't they?" The Onceler asked, straightening out his posture and slinging his axe over his left shoulder.

"Yes, yes they will, but, what is life without death?" Jack Frost asked, leaning on his staff with arms crossed.

"Not, life...?" The Onceler said, although it sounded like more of a question, Jack Frost gave a small laugh.

"Without balance, green man, life would be imbalanced without death, and I think it's time these trees say goodnight." Jack Frost said before standing at his full height, shorter than The Onceler by nearly a foot, he raised his staff, prepping himself to slam it back down and send a frigid winter across the entire.

"Doesn't this seem a bit much, I barely know you," The Onceler said, Jack Frost raised a brow as he propped his staff over his left shoulder, paralleling The Onceler. "We can make a deal can't we, I don't want to live in a tent wagon again, and I'm sure it's quite a bit of work for you to coat this entire field in snow and ice."

"It wouldn't be to much effort for me to bankrupt you in an instant, but I suppose I could hear your plea," Jack Frost said, faking a yawn before lowering his staff again, refraining from hopping on top of the crooked wood. "Make it snappy though, I got to check in on Canada, make sure that no ones letting them have an early spring."

"How about we, play a game," The Onceler said, dropping down his axe to pace in spot just a bit, Jack Frost seemed intrigued at the idea and gestured vaguely for the 'lumberjack' to continue. "You know, towns just an hour away, and I'm sure that there are a few good restaurants in town, a movie theatre I'm sure."

"A dating game?" Jack Frost inquired, The Onceler gestured in a near circling motion with his hands, giving a small and long noise that most likely meant yes.

"Yes, a dating game." The Onceler said, form clearly tense, but gait steady and circling around Jack Frost.

"I would love to, but people can't see me, unlike you, you freakish green bean, tis a shame that one guardian choosing you means that the rest of us are visible to you alone well," Jack Frost said, smirking as he shot down The Oncelers last gambit, drawing his staff. "And because of that, I guess I get to cause the first ice age on this special bit of land your old chum The Lorax kept safe for so long."

"Wait!" The Onceler snapped, pulling Jack Frost from his action mid slam.

"What, you fool, I'm just doing my job, you do yours." Jack Frost said, starting to become agitated with the smalltalk.

"One week, give me one week to convince you to leave the land of trees be." The Onceler pleaded.

"How so?" Jack Frost asked, vaguely gesturing once again.

"One week to woo you, for lack of better terms, a personal dating game, just you, me and the land of trees." The Onceler offered, Jack Frost smirked before slinging the staff over his right shoulder, putting out a hand to shake.

"We have a deal, green man." Jack Frost said, The Onceler took his hand in a shake.

"I have a name you know." The Onceler stated, Jack Frost smirked.

"Oh really?" Jack Frost asked.

"I am, The Onceler."

[thecrackshipawards]

🎊 THE CRACKSHIP AWARDS WILL NOW BEGIN 🎊

Round 1:

Jessie x Delia vs Terra x Celes

Jayfeather x Eyless Jack vs Wirt x Dipper

Unikitty x Feebee vs James x Oak

Henchman x Stickler vs Sans x Reigen

Goemon x Scout vs Ms Mayor x Mrs Puff

Godot x Keiji vs Sari x Jenny

Sabrina x Prudence vs Chi Park x Thirteen

Barclay x Seven of Nine vs Sans Komaeda

Kine x Yin Yarn vs Razer x Erol

Miette x Jorts vs Leafpool x Feathertail x Nightcloud

Lucas x Ethan vs Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff

Voldemort x Palpatine vs Onceler x Onceler

Mordecai x Twilight vs Pinkie x Dan

Aradia x Feferi vs Hyness x Squidward

Macklemore x Robespierre vs Elsa x Jack Frost

Bowser x Luigi vs Lalo x Howard

Round 2:

Jessie x Delia vs Wirt x Dipper

James x Oak vs Sans x Reigen

Ms Mayor x Mrs Puff vs Sari x Jenny

Sabrina x Prudence vs Sans x Komaeda

Kine x Yin Yarn vs Miette x Jorts

Shadow Kirby x Fluff vs Onceler x Onceler

Mordecai x Twilight vs Hyness x Squidward

Elsa x Jack Frost vs Bowser x Luigi

Round 3:

Jessie x Delia vs James x Oak

Ms Mayor x Mrs Puff vs Sans x Komaeda

Miette x Jorts vs Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff

Mordecai x Twilight vs Bowser x Luigi

Round 4:

Jessie x Delia vs Sans x Komaeda

Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff vs Bowser x Luigi

Round 5:

Jessie x Delia vs Shadow Kirby x Fluff

[amarathegreatintelligence]

does anyone have the jack frost x onceler AMV my friend doesn’t believe it exists.