#jack doesn’t get the title of husband because he didn’t want it. he thinks boytoy is funnier. the doctor hates it so much. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

quietwingsinthesky · 9 months ago

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s10 AU with jack just so that we can add another guy to this polycule situation going on. the doctor’s late wife river, his robot husband nardole, his evil imprisoned wife missy, and his boytoy jack harkness.

#jack doesn’t get the title of husband because he didn’t want it. he thinks boytoy is funnier. the doctor hates it so much.#(and also jack has Commitment Issues of the ‘what if i let myself get too attached to the doctor again only for him to ditch me a second #time that would actually kill me for real. override immortality and murder me. to death. permanently.’)#dear god can you imgine jack on the ‘let’s redeem missy’ team. first of all. first of all. doctor she tortured him. and she won’t even #apologize for it. but second of all oh my god jack is the worst possible person to give anyone moral advice. mr torchwood should not be #trusted to do that ever. just let him be eye candy like he was meant to be. being in charge of things stresses his pretty little brain out.

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