#jacisms

[jacebeleren]

Damaged my good friend's vocabulary forever by describing him and his fellow Jace fans as the "Jacist community"

NOOOO people who are anti-jace are jacist. jace hate is jacism. and jacism is unfortunately real 😔

[vaylascott-blog]

you still need that roommate?? asking for a friend

“as long as said friend won’t touch my shit.”

[i12bent]

F.P. Jac (Nov. 11, 1955 - 2008) was a Danish poet and author of more than 75 volumes. Much of his work was autobiographical in inspiration and light in its tone, celebrating the erotic, alcohol, music and life in all its aspects...

Jac used quite an idiosyncratic, almost private, variant of Danish, full of neologisms, or Jacisms as his fellow poets dubbed them. Therefore he has remained largely untranslated. However John Irons has attempted a few of Jac’s poems, including this one - “i’ve been on the booze“

[aaronhirsch]

For: @jacisms Where: Bootlegger’s  When: Friday night

Aaron knew that he really needed to stop heading out on his own on a Friday night. But seeing as he had Elena on a Saturday night, he’d kind of got into the habit of it, whether he had company or not. Since moving to Lafayette Square Bootlegger’s Pub had become his most frequented bar, but aside from the odd appearance of Ethan just lately, he generally didn’t see too many people there that he knew. Tonight, it seemed, was going to be different.

As he made his way inside and over towards the bar to order a drink, his gaze fell upon a familiar face sitting a couple of stools away. He waited, though, didn’t approach just yet, instead grabbed himself a drink first, wanting at least a couple of sips of dutch courage before he made his way over there. Once he had a drink in hand, however, he made his way over there slowly, coming to a stop at the stool beside him. “Didn’t think I’d bump into you here...” was his opening line, what he hoped was a confident smile on his face.

[teddycarlson]

@jacisms​.

TIME: open dance floor / late evening

He’s relegated to a quieter part of the festivities, unabashedly surveying the dance floor in the hopes of finding any curious sights. While Teddy isn’t one to engage in Catalina Island’s notorious rumor mill, there are certainly a few faces worth prodding into. His idle inquisitiveness is replaced with genuine interest, however, the moment his eyes land on Ava and... his new neighbor. Huh. Even from this distance, it’s clear that there’s some sort of discomfort — though he opts not to pry, instead making a mental note to confront that development for later. 

When he finds Jacob finally free of any company about half an hour past, Teddy walks towards him, sipping his drink as he went. “Was that Ava Halliwell you were talking to earlier?” He asks, in lieu of a greeting. Damn alcohol dissipating any semblance of courtesy. “You know each other?” 

[molincs]

what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the past two weeks?

“ i’ve got a list ! apparently i embarrass myself a lot but i’d probably say… i was talking home from the cafe and i fell and tripping into someone who then fell and tripped into someone else and we all landed on top of each other and it was super embarrassing and i swore i’d never mention it again but … here we are ! “

HONESTY HOUR | accepting.

[appetevce-blog]

you've broken at least 4 bones

( true or false | accepted )

“ TRUE. ”

[jacebeleren]

every fucking day i see people being so mean to jace for no reason.. jacism is real

[masonhcrtley]

for → @jacisms location: the locker room time: sunday, 5pm

Every Sunday, a craving for wings would hit, and like clockwork, he’d walk himself down to the Locker Room for a plate and a beer. Always ever the sucker for tradition, he takes his Sunday evening walk down to the bar, even though he is now sober. A week in, and he’d been fairly successful, but then again, he’d gotten rid of everything in his house that could tempt him.

As he strolls into the establishment, he slides into a barstool, immediately ordering a plate of wings, asking for a glass of water in lieu of a beer. “I know, I know, why come here if I’m not drinking — but I swear to god, they’ve got the best damn wings on the entire island.” He turns to the person he’s addressing, surprised to recognize the man as someone he’d met at the wedding, where he’d also drank himself silly until he’d been forced into a cab by some good Samaritan. “Oh. Hey. We met at the wedding, right?” He throws him an awkward smile, nodding. “Yeah. I’m doing the whole ‘sober’ thing. We’ll see how long it lasts.” Always downplaying, always turning things into a sarcastic punchline of a joke.

[vaylascott-blog]

what's the worst part about being a bartender?

“cleaning up after bar fights. good god if i wanted to clean up after children i’d have my own.”

[strawberrylove87]

I want to take this time to wish my best friend , my sis , partner in crime a Happy Muthaf**king Birthday ! Bitch I love you to the moon and back ! I miss the hell out of you too hoe ! @jacism #HappyBirthday #SagittariusSeason #BestFriend https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqq_-KmFkj5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tdirxsvj5le3

[svltybitch]

Follow For Follow? :)

[appetevce-blog]

your socks don't match

( true or false | accepted )

“ TRUE - of course they don’t match ! who does have matching socks ? ”

[vaylascott-blog]

✧

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me.✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧ I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).