#izumi is just jelous of broth

[ran-orimoto]

I’m aware I shouldn’t talk to you when I’m sad and come here to ask you for headcanons but I think I’m getting to bottom in this period 😔 and your Junzumi gives me comfort with my favourite Emily in Paris show. I get it if you dislike me and hate me because when I’m sad I ask you Junzumi headcanons, but if you could give me one I would be happy and feel better about my life😔. Your Junzumi is so sweet at heart. It fills me with the sweet personality you have.

Anon, I hope you’re joking. I’m very glad when you come here to ask me for headcanons. There’s nothing more beautiful than being able to give a person the minimal form of relief through stuff we make, through our fantasy. No need to be ashamed or feel guilty because if I can give any minuscule help with my trash, I will give it without problems. Indeed, it’s a pleasure and if, just if, you ever feel like visiting me in chat, I will welcome you with open arms. We will talk about Junzumi as much as you want.

Hmm, I often throw here and there headcanons on Twitter and I never get too far with them because of the limited characters. I think you might like another one RELATED TO FOOD, because my Junzumi has become a synolon with food and it’s embarassing? Like, they’re always eating, these two.

• So, I headcanon Junpei has to follow a strict diet for opera singers when a show is around the corner. This is not a real headcanon, because if he really gets to be famous, he will get managers around him and for sure he will be forced to eat specific meals. In particular , he will get to eat so much broth, like, Anon, liters and liters of broth. He will surely have to swallow so many kinds of soups too, but broth will become his worst nightmare🤣. Brodo di ossobuco, brodo di carne, brodo di pollo, brodo di pesce, brodo vegetale. These all are meals opera singers need to keep their throat warm and well-prepared to sing (so they say).

In a nutshell, eating (or drinking?) broth is another aspect Junpei can’t stand about his carreer. It piles up with other sacrifices he gets sick of as years pass by.

“Brodo! Brodo! What’s for lunch? Brodo! What’s for dinner! You would never be able to guess!”

I think once he joked with some doctor about his blood being broth at that point during some routine check up lmao. You know what Junpei is like: he is very blunt and why should he lose that side of his personality when he’s a grown-ass man 🤣?!

Unfortunately, Junpei doesn’t get to spend as much time with his family as he wants. Sometimes he can also miss from home for months. Despite that, despite the pinch of sadness that will always come with that realization, whenever he comes back, he can’t help looking forward to eating Izumi’s special meals again.

Before he can finally touch the floor of their house after what has felt like ages, Izumi enjoys herself preparing him a big lunch, (or dinner, it depends), he will gladly dive in. Sometimes she might joke with him showing him a dish of broth she has cooked for a client, and Junpei gets pail at the sight and starts pouting because that’s not fair. Of course, she’s just teasing him (fortunately for him).

I think Izumi’s redemption from the fatphobia she showed in the anime can also happen through this passion of hers to feed husband, -like someone has said on Twitter-. Izumi should eventually adopt the mentality of every italian family woman wanting to take care of her dears in the right way…Is there a more proper way in Italy to express how much you love your husband and kids than filling their plates with A WORLD of pasta or whatever you’ve cooked for them? Italian mothers and wives always think we are starving…And we need to eat so much…I experience it on my skin everyday.

I don’t believe Junpei will get thin in his adulthood, (ehm, never??? If anything, I’d make Izumi gain weight), but I’m certain constantly eating broth would make him lose a bit, just a bit, of pounds. Moreover, add excruciating stress due to the kind of life he will certainly lead, lack of sleep, so many travels around the globe. Signor Shibayama could benefit from it🤣.

The funny thing is that when he comes back home from his long tournèes,Izumi won’t leave him in that state, though. After the big lunch or dinner mentioned before, she will prepare him other huge rounds in the following days. Not that Junpei complains🤣, but it’s a bit hard to return to that lifestyle.

“Look. You’re so stressed. You look so worn-out. Your face….”

“My face…?”

“Don’t talk with your mouth full!”

“You’re right, Tesoro, but what about my face?”

“Haven’t I told you to stop talking with your mouth full?! And focus on eating, please. It’s like if I can see the bones of your knuckles . It’s scary…You know what? Give me the dish, there’s some more pasta left.”

I love making anime Izumi’s motherly attitude fall in the role of a true family woman because you know Junpei would be the luckiest man out there. And, most of all, I love her not being able to see Junpei in another way but in his stout appearance. Eh💜💛.

Thank you again, Anon. I hope you can feel better soon!