#iwasnttrainedforthis

[iwasnttrainedforthis]

Fandom: Hamilton - Miranda, American Revolution RPF

Rating: E

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Thomas Jefferson/James Madison, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson/James Madison

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Restraints, Teasing, Spitroasting, Married Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Bottom Thomas Jefferson

Summary: Alexander Hamilton and James Madison collaborate on a task. The task is Thomas Jefferson.

Part 2 of The Story of Tonight

[ao3feed-merwin]

drinkin' what they're selling

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by iwasnttrainedforthis

Eggsy is planting bugs in Archy's office when Archy shows up unexpectedly. Eggsy improvises a distraction. All Merlin can do is watch.

Words: 972, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies), RocknRolla (2008)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Archy (RocknRolla), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman)

Relationships: Archy (RocknRolla)/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin

Additional Tags: Organized Crime, Undercover, Voyeurism, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

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[stronglyobsessed]

:) Can we do top 5 pictures of Mark Strong again? (Or 10, I'm not going to stop you)

10 you say? You really want TEN of my top Mark Strong pictures??? Well...let me not keep you waiting.

#1

His smile is just so pure here, sheer happiness and it’s by far my favorite.

#2

Okay. Okay. Okay. LISTEN! Mark in this uniform gives me FEELINGS. Like look at him? Can anyone be more perfect? Nope.

#3

The hat. Dude the hat. And scruff.

#4

Do I even need to explain this one? His EYES! I’ve never seen such intense eyes before. Ugh.

#5

HANDS! HANDS! HANDS!

#6

Okay, love his face...but hands.

#7

Things that make me weak, okay?

#8

Mmmmmmm. Just. Mmm.

#9

It’s the grin for me. Always. I do love his smile.

#10

And last but not least...more hands 😁

[agentdagonet]

A8 for the ask a reader meme?

A8 - What was your first fandom? Are you still in that fandom now?My first fandom was Harry Potter! 

I mean, I was a fan of things prior to that, but my parents were never into ‘fandom’ things themselves so I didn’t have another framework.

But Harry Potter was my first foray into fan theories, forums, roleplaying, fanfiction... all of it started with Potter. I was far too young to be so involved in such things (I was 6 when the books began to be published in the US, and being homeschooled at the time they were immediately in my life in a large way. Between online homeschool groups and JKR’s site my mother and I would talk about it endlessly and explore virtual things about it together) but I can’t say that I regret even a second of it.

And yes! I am still in that fandom. Very much so. Actually, I have a slowly-budding youtube channel where I’m planning to talk in-depth about lots of things but am starting with things about the Fantastic Beasts franchise. I am also a regular speaker at LeakyCon, since 2014 I’ve hosted at least 1 hour of content every year I’ve been able to attend, and I’ve posted my last few years’ notes that I use to run my panels on a sideblog. 

I also had a bunch of friends show me that MY FACE IS BEING USED TO ADVERTISE PROGRAMMING APPLICATIONS ON THE OFFICIAL SITE THIS YEAR

As you can see here, I am at all times a low-key and casual fan. *cough*

My life is wild. This was probably a much longer answer than you were looking for.

send asks, if you like!

[elrhiarhodan]

∞?

From Quadrophenia

Only love can make it rainThe way the beach is kissed by the seaOnly love can make it rainLike the sweat of lovers layin' in the fields

The Who, Love, Reign O’er Me

[rebuilding-paradise]

French vanilla: "mm.. Bonjour."

Clotted cream: "AAA- H- HOW ARE YOU HERE!?- THIS IS MY DREAMSCAPE-"

French vanilla: "it's one of my capacités. Abilities."

Clotted cream: "one of them?-"

French vanilla: "yes now shut up, I want to talk to you."

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Dark cacao:

Dark choco:

Dark choco: "what happened to my father?-"

Crunchy chip: "he decided to try sour candy sense it wasn't sweet."

Crunchy chip:

Crunchy chip: "he's been standing there with that sour face for an hour."

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Random cookie: "my my, aren't you a hunk?"

Wildberry: "excuse me..?"

Random cookie #2: "Come here often?~"

Wildberry: "someonehelp,Iwasnttrainedforthis-"

@r0gu3f0rt-c00ki3-simp @kaylikestodrawlittlenightmares

[jackiestradaa]

Today I managed to spill an entire can of dark wood stain all over my brand new car, myself, and Zeus.. but at least I can say my new night stand came out pretty neat.. 👌⚒👩🏻‍🎨 #homeimprovement #Iwasnttrainedforthis

[brogues-b4-hoes]

@iwasnttrainedforthis you’re so right!

On that note he probably doesn’t stream movies (1. Doesn’t have time for it, 2. Doesn’t feel like paying for it) but he does have a dvd player! Which begs the question if he puts them into those albums or if he has drawers filled with dvd boxes…..I’m leaning dvd boxes

Constantly torn between headcanons that Merlin is A. The type of tech nerd who wants every gadget he can find because he likes to collect them, or B. He’s the type of tech loving person who wants new technology as far away from him as possible, the kind that goes “smart fridge? Why the heck would i want my fridge to be smarter?”

[iwasnttrainedforthis]

Fandom: Hamilton - Miranda, American Revolution RPF

Rating: T

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion, Time Loop, Temporary Character Death, Violence, Aaron Burr Has a Bad Time, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Summary: On an away mission, Hamilton accidentally offends an alien dignitary. Burr is the one who pays for it.

He pays for it again, and again, and again.

For @jittyjames for the @hamevents2024 4th of July Exchange!

[stronglyobsessed]

There are several, likely more, times through a marriage/relationship you and your significant other swap clothes, end up dressing the same or just plain steal one another's shirts, pants, etc. And Eggsy finds himself in Merlin's quite often.

Throughout the winter months, Eggsy ends up in his husband's hats, gloves and scarves. Seeming like the only one who ends up in these situations, until one day, years later, Merlin is caught in Eggsy's.

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Or the three times Eggsy ends up in Merlin's gloves, hat and scarf, and the one time Merlin ends up wearing his.

For @iwasnttrainedforthis as a gift from my Christmas Fic Giveaway!

Sorry it’s late!

[stronglyobsessed]

I have an obsession with scenery, it seems.

Tagging: @solrosan @lavender-lotion @elton-hercules-john @elletromil @iwasnttrainedforthis

Random tag game I just made up just because!!

Take 5 images out of your camera roll that you saved for the aesthetic/are your aesthetic!

Tagging: @catboyjedolsen @gophergal @samwise-babeyy @azurejewel @wynkenblynken @pseudonym89 @assdad @norafike and anyone else that wants to participate!

[nefertiti22002blog]

orTagged by @bryonyashley  Thank you!

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better.

Name: Nefertiiti Nickname: Nef Zodiac sign: Aries Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw Height: 5 feet 4 inches Sexual orientation: Heterosexual Ethnicity: Half Norwegian, half mishmash of European Favourite fruit: Cherry Favourite season: Anything but winter Favourite book series: Harry Potter Favourite fictional character(s): Gandalf, Aragorn, Gilbert Norrell, Jonathan Strange Favourite flower: Lilac Favourite scent: Lilac Favourite colour: Blue, of the acquamarine/turquoise type Favourite animal: Duck-billed platypus Favourite band: The Academy of Ancient Music Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Tea Average hours of sleep7 hours Number of blankets: 1 Dream trip:  Serabeit el-Khadim in the Sinai, but not until the terrorism problems end (if ever). In the meantime, Vienna Last thing I googled: “Hayao Mirazaki” How many blogs I follow:  62. I usually don’t unfollow anyone unless their blog has been dormant for three months or more. As the interest in my fandom, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, fades, that happens more frequently, alas. Number of followers: 128 What I usually post about: Mostly reblog. I post photos or new fanart or links to fics relating to JS&MN. Concept drawings from the TV series, comparisons of frames from the series with locations where it was shot, information on Susannah Clarke. Quotations from JS&MN Do I get asks regularly: No.

I tag @on-holidays-by-mistake @verecunda @wolfinthethorns @ohveda @tigris88 @oreosmom9 @iwasnttrainedforthis @ros-poz2 @almaviva90 @cakesandsnouts @linlinked @cheesybadgers @the-moodyfoodie @starswan11 @enchanted-oaks @regshoe @variste @notjustablip-in-time @onjollityfarm @pollyprouvaire

[ao3feed-merlahad]

The Search

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by iwasnttrainedforthis

They haven't found Harry yet, and Merlin isn't ready to stop looking.

Words: 551, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of October

Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Merlin (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin

Relationships: Merlin & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Implied Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin

Additional Tags: Whumptober 2021, Post-Kingsman: The Secret Service

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[stronglyobsessed]

@iwasnttrainedforthis Yes. Oh my God Yes.

daily reminder that disney owns fox so three of my favorite british gentlemen are technically disney princes 😌

[di-daydreamer]

iwasnttrainedforthis replied to your post:My ability to turn minor inconveniences and small...

This reminds me of the time I had been working at my store for like a year and had to reveal I had no idea where the trash went. My manager found me wandering around out back with a bag of trash. That was NOT where the trash went.

It’s good to know that I’m not alone in this!! You just feel like you ought to know these things, so you never ask!

[iwasnttrainedforthis]

Fandom: Hamilton - Miranda, American Revolution RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson/James Madison Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Yoga Instructor Aaron Burr, Certified Juice Therapist Thomas Jefferson, Overworked Out of Shape Alexander Hamilton, Yoga, Juice Bars, saunas, Facials, Voyeurism Summary: Eliza and Angelica are worried about Alex's health. Angelica arranges a private session for Alex with her yoga instructor, Aaron Burr.