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Gotham Pride: So many WE sponsored posts that are bland and tacky. A bunch of cops with night sticks. Very boring. Bi Robin and lesbian Batwoman aren't even there. People are literally getting maced in the crowd. Police warned Catwoman not to go.
Metropolis Pride: There's a whole ass LOD float. Lex Luthor was in drag, got kissed by Superman AND Lois Lane. It lasts for a solid 4 days. No crimes are committed because no one wants to be called homophobic by the Superboys. Dreamer and Supergirl lead the parade. Everyone is having the time of their lives. Bi Robin was found dancing with Superboy and Impulse.
#lex luthor#clark kent#superman#superman comics#clex#cloix#kontim#if you squint#queer heroes#parody#out of spite#as a batfam fan I don't support all batfam fans some of you're very delulu about superman media#stop using lex and clark to prop up bruce#gotham is canonically the worst city and brucie wayne won't change that#whole thing of gotham is being so awful even the villains leave#lex luthor haters shut up challenge#metropolis#Gotham city#fanon vs canon#someone said they wanted Gotham to be real omg open a freaking comic you ignorant pseudo fan#ivy wouldn't defend you she would poison the water cuz she wants human kind gone
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