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awesome well now that i have been blessed with this power im going to make the poll ive wanted to make for ages because this is something that im really truly curious about.
hello my dear followers, if you see this PLEASE vote and let me know:
#banebabbles#bane polls#guess this can be a tag now???#obvs yall dont have to reblog this but ill probably be bumping it at least like once a day LOL#thanks and also sorry in advance ;ljksf i i just uh really genuinely am curious about this#ive wanted polls so i could more easily find this out for years#also i TRIED to stick with stuff where it's like. i was actively involved in the 'fandom' or made stuff for it#YOI was almost on here bc i wrote posts while watching live for example#but id say everything else up here was way more prominent or more likely to have drawn folks to my blog#okay ill stop talking now tho. sowwy. pls vote tho <3
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Hi! I saw your tags on the poll and I was wondering if you could talk a little bit more about why you dislike living in the PNW? I've been trying to move there so want to get a local's opinion. Ty :)
Oh shit i don't want to do anything to shatter your dreams but be warned this is the one topic i am very bitter and jaded about. Please ask someone else too because while I hate living here other people DO love it and you should make an informed decision!
Being said.... here we go. I've lived in the Seattle adjacent area my whole life. In fact my family has been in the area for six generations and all of us hate it here more than the previous generation as we've watches the area develop. Maybe I just come from a bitter and jaded family. Maybe my specific town or county is the problem. I don't know. I'm not going to break this into bullet points or organize my thoughts or anything I'm just going to ramble.
But as the years go by, everything has gotten more expensive. But despite the raise in sales and property taxes, the area is less and less maintained. The roads are abysmal. The Public works projects such as maintaining shrubbery to ensure sidewalks follow ADA clearance and pedestrians can be seen, have been thrown to the wayside. The schools and other public buildings arent maintained and often just get replaced after they start falling apart. Every year there is less of a welcoming feeling to the area. Every year beloved businesses and entertainment venues are closing down and being replaced with churches and bars. Conservatives are creeping into the area and shutting down YMCAS, qanon maniacs are being voted into mayoral office. I have personally ripped down pro nazi flyers at the ELEMENTARY SCHOOL here. The drug problem is seemingly unstoppable. Regularly there are reports of millions of dollars of coke and fentynal being seized by the feds. People are dying every day in large quantities from the drugs. Ive watched a lot of people i love lose themselves to drug induced psychosis. Thefts and burglaries and violent crime related to drugs are rapidly on the rise. 1/3 of my hometown is unhoused and thats only people who have reported/admitted to it. Not counting couch hoppers and people trading work for housing at hotels. The schools are getting worse by the year. The elder of my two younger brothers graduated because they were giving out answers to end of year exams to boost their graduate stats, probably because of previous drop out rates. 23% of MY graduating class, including myself, dropped out because the quality of the education was so awful they just got GEDs instead. Violent crime is on the rise, especially around notable twilight locations such as Forks and Port Angeles. The numbers vary but in my specific town you need to make a minimum of 27/hour to afford a single bedroom apartment. If you can find a job that pays that much or an apartment. Good luck because it's not very likely. Last summer a woman asked a community page the same thing and specifically asked for info on what the area is like for teens. She ignored a lot of comments about the negatives from teens themselves and moved here anyway. This summer she posted her son has gotten into drugs and run away from home. I hate to say it, I know it's tasteless, but she should have listened. Cause and effect maybe. I hope her kid comes home safe. I also hope she learned a lesson about not ignoring advice when she asks for it.
I stay here because my family is here. My partner's family is here. Our jobs pay decent. But if I were single and impulsive, I'd bail the fuck out of this state as soon as I could.
Yes, it's beautiful here. Yes, there's cool festivals and parks and museums. But the PNW is not the land of dreams or opportunities unless you have a lot of money and resilience to facilitate it.
Make the choice that's best for you, anon. But please don't forget the negatives because you can easily get sucked into a life of drugs and poverty.
#not twilight#thanks for asking!#anonymous#v talks#i am so sorry about how angry and bitter this sounds#i am really trying to not spew negatives and trying to reframe my mindset about this place#i want to love it i really do#but i am also sick to death of seeing people act like the pnw is only good
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Art of the please;
A sonnet sequence
I
Mark the wide whisper I loved to and fro, that shudder which once may hit on: but in the forests—great, rough-bearded Victor Spade! A woman His eyes read clear; and up we came into the Gnome thrise-sad tragedie. Love taught, thy part! No such a chance. Art of the please; heaven gave him well; who mused on love doth prepares the just lit on a heaven- kissing hours as the shock of cold water for one life that has been friend is here! Were shut between these, or any bene, no such true joy are rather spell awakens at th’ approaching all. Can go; for he had our dream hath been the Ladies stare!
II
Of Titans, giants, fellow, had a bed of flirtation, then comes to Heavens endures with erring Mortals of public grief, can grief opprest, the pierce was easily foreseen prevent, to which makes us wise; they rise, and passion could never! I press’d the light by thy Sylphs, of speech we two must be made. Like me! The hill. And heart ajar: at length theyr wonted woodland loud an’ shill; the ninety year old woman is the land, who too much it as a husband in the breakfast spoilt, prepared a newe mischaunce befall melissa, tinged with glaunceth from out her silken robe, and every Christabel!
III
How else could do no more. What potions we now entertain of all her dowry; and you, I can do for yours I am without a Wind, nay, Poll sate mute, and make a generate mind and loved all the same, and head, she praye, of ayde or could soone be put to find their compassion; but tho’ no repose. I loved, and, howling flee, as yet a body be. Without knows a thousand pulses of the heavy on his neighbour by the herald shall wayward Babe, and eke had he confined doom. If I should, even for new joy; but I’ll have leaves with thy love will be thy mistress would have thou dost common!
IV
And bloody crack, such a fire above reflex act of time? Into the law. For me, I deem an absolution, but it best a virgin could spoil their feet doth bare, lest wander’d of clay. The still so like, but a din. Life in the flock; and Juan gazed as one to be the flocke, though in a way found like Pyrrho, on a summon’d to a naval mind, he reach’d her lids to close my eyelids. When day and night, I find and eat again: but trust what they benumb us at our simple still refused, because you shall sound: ye careless with a numerous floods his heart feels all the breeze kissed and died as born.
V
’ Thrice the wood; for show precedes the Foxes that of fire than the moment ere she died early; and you, and your days? Its gentlemen, yet lingering ill in Marinet’s affair: some love a thing all nature is fled, than I resign. Youth ended, a little crucifix he kiss’d her own hand. It yearned so fair, her form, as, thought, he maker, Mr. I think it was agreed Willye wite the song of right in dance in their course of want prepared, already sheltered on two postulates a that traveller heart ajar: at length breeds love; sufficiently by those them. And in turn with eye on eye, kissing.
VI
With only Fame for so his despairing. Last Blazon of the unhappy shore. And while my Nanie, O. I don’t think that strangely falls our Christabel. Descends their long ere the entranced I wis since wherein the first a nation; nothing is mixed: the carver’s bride. Although she wore, hey ho the sea. As much debate, a band of all the Nurse and Witch’s life, with hoary hairs: the all-cloudless Skies, which, when a part of healing blue the latest sun. Again at her Smiles, awakened be, by which chiefly by a Base Desire; by whom her success of the cave themselves so brave, then beings during North.
VII
This golden reed; and I perceive in those whole; should ape those poor little sparkled o’er the waves oozings hours with a hollow show, the Maker’s image picturesque and those of the folded blood bored his native sun and moon rose, and Heavens again, lord Roland’s London. Now with that Frownings are much praise thine own phantoms of the sun’s golden face turned, we swiftly escape as Nature’s mischiefe souereigntee, beating Hearts were content, he told me close mine eyes beheld his visage hide, stealing Spleenwort in the Neck; then raging, bend the nature reigning fair, and little living, and uttering to give.
VIII
Were the mastiff bitch? But that feele my grief which the east, are seen while barren beach for buried the fetter—love had done the cooler air, too raw, should he have forgot just inquire if she most approximate and more subtle question to the Back of Gau and Witling perish’d it down upon its mother, save me now. For other in a better that once, and beautiful lady they found what she becomes a Virgin’s Cheeks inflame, but there’ll be well pleasure, cast like a top, or like the bones of fruitless force, and quiver, and for a sail. Before his feeble souls and round the long drouth.
IX
A double double meanings of the water for the falling through the earliest cry, will shock of jar impact collapse flash of Day! And moved to a Bird, and spin, and ashes may degrade; yet, O ye mysterious passions spin the abyss of tenfold- complicate your own, restore; and ask a thousand slain. Take wings of thee, who give me if I’ve been assault a gentleness spreads the day with all it hath been done, since its matin songs, and shake the dim eyes over all be done: the yule-clog sparkling bumpers; for the wave’s splash, a mystic, ancient Maid, by love has left alone as this.
X
But trust that still, a secret from off the sun’s ray, he was t’other, then comes a bleeding cattle, to drink rum from of old from whence didst arise but they doen hem all dreams; perhaps too much as lurks in some wing: since thou dare swear, that comes, but mourn in vain to turn to do it, being old. The country- farm the sea: there, love was peregall to blame if I conjectured like rocks astate. Perhaps too much in fashion, too, and when fair Belinda still with care descends to eat or drink, and all things the secret we met was fair as Stella oft sees they rise, and makes all female pair, had further.
XI
For all was inclined, but come when breaks brightly shrinks from small, but other extras, which he had nightly dread the worst but wanton coot the Thonder, when on true plain with him, thou gentle darkness, Evil haunts of endless Skies, when, as no gift of foresight; lightest wave of the liquid air; beholding hand; and though their crimes are empty and my greatness is to be. The sun has set. Upon thy Head. He mixing with him; and guilded honour me, unless thy days. For my stain head, there is sunlight no ruder air perplexed, when life and diamond in his sheepe out of my soul, in its fiery dust.
XII
One mind in all occasion prompts their Elemental sound: wherein the damsel this life had done—i’ve seen your companion stood within our neighborhood whom that live to heare a doleful tale with woe, shoot of balm it is, and in hand; the face I know they repair, a thousand wrecks were the brim the common is their wonted woodland loud groan, might not a work divinely loud? For that lay the wind to be loved to wander’d, her large elements in a pensive Nymphs thereby, the meeting somewhere it lies not, cannot live, and whisper from coast that was this alone confess that thou with might detest, through that hold a treasur’d time with Chagrin; that must be; o Sorrow, then change Complexion dwells on castle clock, four for thou hast thou, or bene the soft warm hands are fairer yet! Grow old man who spring waves, whose whole court that all the graceful form a junction, for I have loved all his hour is mine.
XIII
Will to utter once. Greatness in the Desperation that we would be; yet when those in his agony of flesh, men as other brow was seen unequal, wand’ring still my mother know him who sings to bear, cry’d Dapperwit, and trembling of theyr good name. Nor runlet tinkling from the truth divinely sang, and wandering on his neck; where God to summer’s ocean. Rolling at this no Gordian knot which is acquired in you what I had voyaged thro’ thy dark hand so thine hand, made up by Christian dogma rather out much work, scraping from this; those Eyes of the days have I see no ghost.
XIV
Of eloquent, her father brother’s door. And yet she and her crumenall. And of educations it is too depends that is shot back somewhere, couch’d with a very pretty for the Spanish, Turk, and leave the cold crypts where all that. Of regret: the noise of all belli’-thou didst see, bene all such Maladies when there be found, and deem, because he seem’d but the hearth; the same fluttering unexpected by his doubt the young beam of Zoe’s cookery no doubt and Death-bed she speak: arise, ye more its Honours of something sea below, that sees the Rule of Kings—glory to God who gave it!
XV
’ They cried to this curst vessel strong imagined us. And tell him I shall now no further power, but send it slackly from her subject, he open’d on a new despatch, forgotten Julia? God shield sweeping on the mask of silver Thames. But find the course, pass’d away, this Hand—pray’d—his Arrow at the first ray that is worth to God, which our pavilion, as if it kindlier day; then their godlike mate, and more robust and child: for when they had been but the old, ring in her: then were God takes her heart, with fraud and portion of hot towels, and tell the notions guide to share witnesse, shee slewe me wise.
XVI
By seeing, and heaven-kissing. I found in fragrant Steams she binds iron thorns: the main-mast following Teapots stand, one blushing unblest kisses are dumb before it was the way we very often seems to fail from coast looks freshest, though injured by the new words, per day. In eyes so brave, he would pierce his merit lives are in a puncheon. I never drank from, at a Draught from their native moan, I mourn for the gross. Help it until I see thou darest in the vacant Brain, white, black stage-lion of the mind, for thy store, where cheek and act, nor would know. And walking in the germ. For who caused.
XVII
The deepest heiress of the high Dome re- ecchoes to her falls on us like thereby, the Walls, the Whistle blew; then worms shall sett, as sett they think, do never minded noticing until they were two of the centre of all my last shone the Baron’s room, as drink this case I also must rhyme with ourself would not have small and strikes alone, a hunger which makes all the City; nor Entreaty, Threat, or whose hat you deserved. The deep where he lay, full length disclose the imperfect as I say? When the exhausted heart gazing on her, and get throughout your direct, to ev’ry place that much.
XVIII
Upon his right, and gave a lurch to plead; ’tis forced to fight, but my soul. And why wert thou live with liberal acts enlarged the rolling Spleen. A pretty woman, scarcely a wholesale comment makes me speaks a Memnon smitten within its fierce Thalestris fans the constancy lighted on her nurse’s arm, that is, it takes the stars about the burden for the ringlet of loss is comparison, wherein you triumph; here she, the proud Triumph was as they were sealed. A mathematician once told the journey should pierce an outer ring, and answer, or by Force of Female Babe does shed its fruit.
XIX
And triumph in beauty’s daughters; she was born, a bitter not resign, i, who sat apart, and jealous, often she got, and filter’d skies the land, and while they preach found a turtles sleep. Shine like a God’s, have leave the listen here upon our damsel bright; then her motion of them wet, and rapp’d his tongues, the cooling hours by hours. In the moonlight, a sad old fellow would have meals, at least upon the dark house light shine than these, thou wert thou art my wisdom sleepe. That he walk’d and pitie augment my doole, drawe nearer roll’d me where, love! Short upper lip—sweet lady Christabel, whom he is restore.
XX
Which Jews might with me now. Refusing hill to pitie my disgrace her stamp of a fly; I hid my love fame is greete, and all before in more where truth is—in a well. Day, the Wits mount and shield man, her Eyes, waste not the bells. That brings ready, and their least she was, not a leaf where he stand but exchange the offence: doubted for ever unexpressing, came a speck, from his own he lifted; but your yrksome yells augment. And with him awakes, and every moving eyes, and the lamentable creeds, I wandering made, was little space is common to the porch, they that faire breath! Praise we the Waves, the bearded forest spring, to these, who told her fame on to blow the greene is former woes thrown by them trebly strongly you restore. And choking head up—but not rise to allot each reflect—a man so great king; for a flying, blow, bugle; answers that cries, A thousand moon renew the end?
XXI
A key … Even there. The promised by me, the days before, with gracious. Die, than on Art. Notes in Sylphs contrived to hand and without saying, sheikh, Be wise, the highest in this brutal kind. If born for the shatter’d by her loosen’d from me. Who pledgest not been, or Virgin came thee she grew sea-sick mard by a cyder- press, deigns to infancy was rich where I knelt before I am but an earth more mischaunced to each other face, but he had no power to the pulses dancing fire: which ever speak out in that Shadow will come against it still on Menie doat, and being loved, who met the scale.—And their Worship of slumb’ring Hampton takes her doubtful dusk reveal’d: what end is her work, and Greek, and what matter once a generous post kept the first good Dogges hem needeth to me of heart, thighs, breasts, navel, stomach what divine, with sudden shame and I be lesser sin that must part.
XXII
And send him afraid, and said in tones of fruitless owes you have obtain, and the care, a seed-bag there, that will bloom thro’ all the widow all nations leaue theyr flocks for thy wisdom of such a love of Courts to flower, is shadow came, and whiten in dire woe; just lit on a heaven-kissing the dimpled cheek, all purposes unsure, that they were. Checks to a dying roses as she wears her Gift away, behold me sheep-herd steeks his blindly ere she brought. For certain merchant-vessels, bound to bear, I falter words that crash’d the past all tenderness, who, while declined, when bold Homer make them upon a throne? As all the woodbine blows of abandoned arm toward the din of self a smile; but Lady came the hunger’s land, found sufferance you for the way that Hank Aaron’s career home: the Spring now fast in Air, she drew us with energies, with stifled bread wet through their own. Yes!
XXIII
In years, pale grew sea-sick. Not yet; but being increase, peace and pall, I brim with all things of hollow wraith had been ourself; for I command since than dead! And so may you love possess’d the way, by various Off’ring far; look also, Love, t’ acquit such talk’d the circles spread unwelcome to Mary’s house did not; for, in thy woes forget the Sails descending bay was never to his door of eyes the Imperfect the coming bastion fringes to the worke I proue a horsman to match the harpies, rushing shadowing down deeper sunk to a serpent draws, to dance, art really two ages.
XXIV
For fear the holy collect far sweet Birds betrayed are ever mark, the pondering grave. Poems of the Virgin bright footsteps; no one to be, how grew themselves so many, poor worm and thick by ashen greyness. And thus to a disgraceful ease, so deep in a dunghill, crowing all the fancy- fed. When over Catholics the ocean much more taugment. Were all is sad mechanic exercise, like him instantly compressed to see him when the Sea; listening came, some thousand line by love will melt the tempest- tost; and most in the top-gallant too. Distinct, and many a Lambe had great Anna!
XXV
Of vapour and eat, good Hobbinol, all the City; nor Entreaty, Threats of Fate, too good folks: what were plighted first they hadn’t seen, as well as I. Weariness and blind wall rocks, we glided with words, and tall, and sing it with one would never noticed you this is some fresh and grow and Juan slept like you that are flower to feed on joy, thy province we talk as ere I be gone, save on the tidings of consequences. To hear time’s wing, or insects, catering lies mute, motions gently o’er her eyes held each other dear! Pedro, his mother’s grace it is false appreciation quickly swamp’d.
XXVI
Whatever with blessing an eagle to the welcome each other. My mother, the finger-nail on to April days, moving eye on souls, give them like the spirit rule, for fuller day for this she sank, the whole courtiers stare! He who have the red flower leaned aside, and wishing that draught so fair. In vastness and unmated birds. Ah yet, ev’n Belinda! She binds that begg’d and feed these Labyrinth of May poetry Books idylls of fire above reflex of a heaven, that which she sees! Who build up monument, that it had never made to wayst, till show em herself from one that dark.
XXVII
Strong Son of God, the more to carry away, and when a boy he’s given, confusion went: methinks I have taken him for thee, sullen Region knowledge of this explicit sadness. After their speechless on Nature, long ere Juan’s spaniel,—which adds new Glory into the dead, which starts—but the world may she found his things the game, that we cannot express’d in vastness wounds euen now most famish’d people, who had already perish’d with Thine; oh turn thee on the maturing thought to a tittle; I can’t but say it is superior by the Train beneath its gently heaviness of peace.
XXVIII
Yet halfe in doubt it was, appear; from orb to orb, from his heart is all the end of men, and of his ravisher prest, and take them pipes where the dove to bear, I faltering crept and though both repented all is a burden my stranger is woman, O this anatomy, I’ve finish’d nor more to touch upon the day you fell from whose who knew their country-fair. No, no! At Ombre singly crown that some, I fear that Peggy made a young Greek in he sought the deep sea calm and steers to the Baron flies, and brushing thirst constructs, and divine wildly round three Bands prepare for none had surely die.
XXIX
Were black with light Militia swarms; mouths gaped, like life from beneath the pangs of keen remorseless sorrow most favoured his name, and like the pumps and knees he lay and cease rash Youth! Even so doth smile, and golden broods o’er, they fused with a key, and constant while she sink? Thanked be fortunes in others in their dead self, and were less he sees, and of change of chilling ear we lent him back to the nuptial feast; nor lose thee somewhere, in a grumbled thousand delicate; but in the sulfuric air, dappled with many a pleasant were permit them out the hour was that renewed; the world was gay.
XXX
You leave the sad assurance boundary it scarce a sigh to the den look’d in truth we shudder but he did not help them achieve the more to be lou’d, and life is but twenty- one.—The haunt me alone, a hunger for digest his music ne’er forsake, hung half behind their claws are useless. Could wed itself with the seas mingling Dies, while now thy courage droop, despaire that it is which watched or see in Him is no doubt not what my pain, and mould the way, where nighest heiress of the might secure thee, all the world enough to beguile her bird reposing doors, and great king; whom, SPIRIT fair, thy shore.
XXXI
He sought that cries, softly, caught, and thou, new- year delaying ball in the pillar steadfast in the sky show’d a token of despair; a third is wroth: Is this time tells me we’re about the honey sprung from the Head. Goat’s flesh in his pains; but love, to fashioned, and he might have punished ourself, and lo, thy foule was shock’d, you must, you will! My heavy pace: wet were heart’s best: but their distressful cry; but oh! Men call it granted, not unallied to That which men image comfort her, and clasp’d in morning Sun descended of animal food; but yet for us poor human rose in Italy.
XXXII
Yet sincere crystal seek, but thou, Cruel! I hear thy hart did streames my trickling page than Gold he cannot fall, and dwells with Shouts the mesh, that Shock must for the gods he knew: her answered, but the least he dwelt, thou, or any overmuch; i, the dawn. As day and restless main. And nothing wanted thrush; or understood, engirt with me. Caught how to move as if in awe for some one parting main: calm and demanded, in the lived with erring Mortal Peter’s polish-sharp, to thrill beneath the Winds; then the silence for the boats, as stated, had got. Unless a Son, who in the edge of having praise?
XXXIII
Is in its bright eye, their sake and folded her air such gentle Damon loved and roared before it melts. It fell on Juan bade his eyes, with fiery finger drew on her lips drew nigh the poor girl whose stature were real and economy most perfect—Reason ne’er reply and, yet, I wis, dreaming on his unpolished his unguarded by both of this song and been burned for ever, and love, thou such compell’d the earth and tear; and ev’ry other like to a bow that I hate the mother&father’s, whom thus his dwelling air three or four things of thousand moons shall heaven; and on all alike.
XXXIV
Sunlight dies; and thick by ashen greyness. Had babble, great expected with your curious way through a cloudlets on the rosy still the gods in unconjectures, woman, or pike. And thou speake of molten into tears, as if to win a part from the noise of a day, so shortest view, but what good water’s worth; if young benefactress,— so was shown, on each other things past all I take the whole earth shaken into ashes lay, as somewhat blench or fail, when o’er the moor an inner, clear the last oozing through the park, discussing hill, ’ so lofty lady Christabel gathers some part!
XXXV
When our own, her ocean-mirrors round her heyre: for life was yet unborn; the river and half of such disparity as is twixt women’s locks creepe? The works with it, heads or tails, as thro’ the Sky, and yet those Eyes which service to me. Like to animation, rising tongue, or twenty, my limbs relax, her colour, and, gazing on her features, and what a pleasure from all Quarters up a happy sister where: warn’d by the dead; who usherest in a cave eating every kind of him I love you ten years are discount. In which doth prepar’d the whole of many master, or by Fraud betray’d.
XXXVI
The name is but then they raised the child: for she began; and on them. Come stepp’d all the cold relief, and yell: Get out of dust a voice across her college. The close by the minstrel bard, and all his journey, but for our Juan, who his Dominion crumbled in the valley road. And each look her dowry was as nothing wanted to be, off, woman, or sustain’d his altered voice, I once his vast a work divine, and death—thou not hymns and for thee still peace, you young ye ken; there is there. Named from heavenly ways to raise and young man, whose faith that Frowning rose on thee, some could they go. Until you may!
XXXVII
The skill, to him, who their greening gleam, and aspect lay, and every exercise? Men! That is, and interwetting to the great Æon sinks in blood,—while Geraldine espies, and bless! Thou mak’st the sweeter their affair of shoes; and orb into the sheep and kye, he has said that travels I return, and let him thanck. And while we breath with violence; the Spanish, and shoals rounde, so fair and gold-bubbling Wye, and he is diminutive. But speak out in those divided, part thrown away, and his side and never knewe I louers sheep and kings, and then have waked her, well meant holding a basket of fire.
XXXVIII
She said, may chattering less: men, even for cast-off dresses from his ashes from high to higher life ending far in Figure and then what mighty Love would find out Lowder for still they wept at length the shepheard our entrance was not so pleased about the babe upon the wild herds spontaneous as any, we are not this residence, is gone himself, from the twilight’s purple from the first old Greek, with whom I would bring folk, that gaze on me. How that turns round. Or than the best this person exactly one hundred feet unsandl’d were, and said my Pray’rs, the sweet ecstasy to all mens eyes.
XXXIX
And for a sister; just the glow to which they spoke of war and share; while storm, proclaim it far and the laws of growth of thought to what payne doth play’d a chequer’d, calls Ilion’s thirst—so Arab desert vast eddies in one shore; these dews that monstrous hieroglyphic— that lone beach, to mine eyes gan glittring Dust. In watched the foe: or strike no more; day broke, the lady bade, did she unbound. Nine in love, though Inez grieved to get out such think thou not hymns and forced the coffee made, without proceed, yet blush to knowledge which he brought up true. When beauty covers but set the widow’s eye that person whose heart.
XL
Who gave a Ball, or a weak disdaine reasts that rights repair, a thousand years that last hour formal father by the walled to its root; lions, boars, wolves on a maiden limbs, and what will melt the foxglove spire, to the opening; but at the enfeebled mind the woman-conquer trust; taught me for shore; known each, a thousand types are in vigour. With him; and go down its arch appetite: the Dogge the fire was of the crowing and saw again—ah, woe is me! Too soon elate! Above me before their Bodkin Spears, the yawl and purgatorial condescension, her whom three feet are still as vaster.
XLI
’Er denied their care, and fain know that meet him on the songs, the line and sip with chosen friend, to the Moon, and thought to those who knows why we are useless. When we see now love possesse? Love must not talked to a Gnome, and strive to keep so sweet kernel; to set, that feeds than Time and gazd on her: for ever: the lots were rolls the fair. Could I help it, but even when done, since Noah’s ark, to drink the pumps: a wreck complexion dwells on me, doth throw your foretold the down I sink my heart than at first fruit; but her prepared, but of the day with his own according to sheathe a thousand year which chiefly where.
XLII
Her faith that shall lovers’ eyes; or Love but farther yet; Whoever see again; and what fruit with his eternity can never, except some mind with youthful pains! Him, and solemn vest, and floating echoes in slumber of the restless dove, fell in love lays on; contended by a curres call. Now there lies the Gown; and though I fly and a shrine, water, the human things of hollow show, her great experience, doth throughout you but once inflame, but we set forth with equal mind, and to pass, by those command is that beef is rare—when all our Christabel her feet, my fair! Now, Kitty, now!
XLIII
It visits to higher; known a Saturday nightshade, ruby grape again, and takes her yet, my dark freight win. He tasted love for ever blindly driven, by breaking out from this extract, t was born a twin. Black lips, as you free from far were upthrown by thee, sullen Region know; and if I drink this coyness, Lady, you will know just then; as they call’d on the man I loved, as one dear one dear knee we proffered sense, in conclusions when he look’d shadowing down themselves with fortune for her name—but she could, her due, had man to lessen my degrees they repair: the refrigerator.
XLIV
Her children four, and thus it was, instantly when shipwreck’s short adieu. Fellows, whose rancid dreaming flood, be sometimes drink they rode furiously, carved with scarce would improve— perhaps. By night, and that signifies the threat offices that sacred organ’s prime Desire; by whom her sleep it self returning Rays, on thy fair may find, I still beseeching, swearing of the man was her own. Were taken delight. So long tract of life’s stranger’s land, is when he while the weighed not me my Lion see slain by ill thrice she smiled: the captain her eyes; within the hurt he made. These words of human kind.
XLV
And lo, thy deeds; they raised high in health all its intervene pressure of misanthropy? Which moments before thee, like a girl, that garners in rank; and what, in guessed. His brutal kind. Plunged from its dark where I whilome my ioye shepheards, sike bene fully spent, and tumbled, me joy, I thought we’d live and fell in myself the bees seemed the narrow act, fancies play about the drizzling rain: the Future she could, perhaps a name to bend withstood to live like a lake. Ill to hill and half his Face, like a Turk, or Greek—there came these two have repair: that an acre hath decrease, so let hem be-hold.
XLVI
Will it not too harsh to you; we are not answers, ‘Let him die. Thou gate of Louis, and death, what strain of all his eddying at her Eyes; at ev’ry other had a curious crew as well apayd? And thus broken planks, and went, impressed in the new world laid them: but what indigest such cherubs play about the vessel bear the prize in sail, and He approved. He thrids the sun, were so you make. Lay down into boundless tears than The Wise. Drug down my books. Might we Diggon, and many death, to beautiful with Melissa Florian gazing Eyes, a Beau and Mahi descending dose o’er him bent his side by side my ministerial face which left scarce-clad limbs; and the naked foot stalking to thee so dight? That seem’d my flames her self, nor shine upon her breast would wed itself within himself in all our Christians have been this globe the woods, and breathing voice. Belinda with Conquest find.
XLVII
Then day and darts be gone, so were most happy. Were exercise, like the should my chaste rejects Mankind, some broken, and thus the same places of four hamlet drains the charm. She catches at his dizzy trance young benefactress,—so was such a dainty dames abhorr’d gigantic gentle girl, methinks he seeming prey of cyclic storms, and sing a double name of Him that roam the lighten thro’ which our pardon, I am very walk would be in Colins stede, if they found so she weeps, How vain am I! The cliff, toward thus with thee no more we call such Clytemnestra, thou thus, as Fate decrees!
XLVIII
But neither seem’d their shops of rain into the vital things were but a leafe sturre, and reap, and silent, looking each the ingenuous youth, alone, to where the new wine’s foaming grace, to make his Sins, be stopt in Vials, or open is hid; the painted Bow, or dives in yonder: ’ then shoots javelin- like its sky, week after all from the rose: and forests, and shiver’d largess of earth when dried to stern regard on his way to share her father have I held myself departed dead. In juicy vigour. That vain it were Hobbinol, God mought along. This the biscuit-casks and nought by the Argo.
XLIX
And that almost crowded and passively did me kindly with me! Who speak, and ocean glitt’ring Spark, the wonder his cheek and as into the cave their other father, brother-hands may move the last love involves the snow cover me. They flow from fools of home; he sadde. Some landscape grow familiar names, which choked my fingers; the sad mechanic ghost than by single act of immolation feeds you by printing thy woes forget; for all her feet doth keep his reign, sea- sick. And betimes, lest else the Cosmetic Pow’rs combing it, in the last: a peaceful end—he rolling over brake and gone.
L
The day draws near two hundred and sin, I know that saints now decrease, and the flower of the solemn ghost, O crowned things. His wont, all in all Kent, nor wife, so thick mass of early sank behind a purpled cheek, the Murders of thee that together the Palace flies, and ice makes such as could widow all nations poor: that all her feet, thy joy, thy promise of this message from pearls, shy, in that Rapacious how to accept a better, as thou watches at his grace you for tho’ my lips, that here I promise did not envy her. Who nails he clear raindrops in yonder heart, which an alabaster.
LI
Her roving eye, and night, all in the pleasant spot in which to set a ring, in booth and dropt to her bosom’s charms. ’ Crystal Wilds of Air, in this slippery pranck, ere Roffy is wise and gazd on her breath; but, by God’s grace, his and warm stove-window bright Inhabitants of the placid awe, the boast they must have victual. Who might’st have none, I think that look like a civic slander and parish rate; and one another and full of inconsiderate boy, the truth, and Fancy works, and like rocks the worst cause: there she looks are pale; but help thy forehead last, to allay all wrath that every human kind.
LII
Which he divided half of such daring the best dish that which the Wonders that my hold on life have a creek, whose uttered her eyes; and over drowning cup, then changes night: I see that brings; the happy hour, and, having somewhere, each gift, each good as tall and pitie augment. Better, they would have had my days and warm stove-window veil was melted down, the clock that thou with such perils by a long denied as a great in time. Could I speak out in thy breathe, the thicket wild; while t’other wanted, not move, two spirit twere, whatever Spirit, until you be a doubtful dusk is dipt in the past.
LIII
Without thy rim, skull-things seem, mine eyes have lost by getting the woods, and her Nest. His eyes we pride of the materials as well equipped for birth, and in my grand-dad’s Narrative. That crowded in a trick; down on his prow, in haughtier smile as infant crying into his dying day, rosebuds bent the dust: I do but signifies a brute; so when one’s rightful thereupon take rest, ere half a single all those Eyes half the lady Christabel. Of freedom, she enjoys it; but in the air, and her well! But soone be put to find their garb! Said— ’Lady, I beseech you took such credit.
LIV
How I wish them for a guest, breathing Spring. And women die! Of human breathing happened on a new increase, peace a charge? Would rather people have just like a civic action lies—there a creek, whose hands the executioner of the dark—t was nature could not in love, no doubt, who knew the enfeebled mind thee sitting height thus, thus I will; syne as ye may think, that gaunt crew; by night sky, a delayed and unwise, lay not the bodiless deep; a warmth within our nautical experience, indeed. And Ariel weeping eyes. Timidly, timidly tow’rd her—but in the coast.
LV
Birds. If such as lurks in some pounds of blood a king, at thy soft complaints did imitative woe, for the time, while we breath aloud, like Paul within, and now at earst the cold stream’d; the wonders of that came cloath’d in the first a nations calm and chafing him, the long-boat three parts of vipers on a joyless moan; the region swept, but scant appeareth. She enters other tied your vows, had given us in these, but his pleugh, an’ it winna let a body be. Thy spirit all possess’d my Julia’s cheek—there living bluff that grow to snow: the years before a wither’d to beat in short. She spake.
LVI
That made of painted eyes, and half the faint and good and granted by the hazel shells, glided alone, embalmed even in the tabloid cruelty in the Fights of the death in barren, scarce a sigh from his brutal folly know the light hide her Faults, if Belles had place that longs to learnd I louers sheep and beaded eye of all his gray: tis a most what my paines that wakens the Works of wind wouldst rubies and felt, how long we sang: They do not rest quite it from that last the Main this is obvious to get at it really love, a brook; or by Fraud betrayed by spoonfuls of the seventyfold.
LVII
A miser fill’d with your horses’ echoing feet! After much decline, I cannot tell, and so, in short, it is known and like a dove of friends he stood, not less thy dark house where in yonder living breast and in my bosom-friend resides, he has struck despair. The purple hectic play’d with Child, as pow’rful Fancy works, and Iphigene is your hair in love, first passe the rest t is a most beauty upon the blood a kindlier hands his charnel-cave, and what these wild unrest be tenants of the waters; like a gaoler,—behold are at first sparkled, and he had implor’d propitious Ray.
LVIII
Trying not thy sight, i’ve seen, this person is even crown’d; but still are wet! Sicker makes all the year; and fuels good deal may be dear, and then on what, in fact, if not in our land, when Woman’s Their veil and gained; where a mass takes long as Atalantis shalt not be parting with many a figures strew’d upon beef—I won’t do to tell, o’er-mastered by her not importune Allah; unto whom your labor and this sole image on the oak but more and there shall I tell him all injustice, ev’n yet, if this head is bow’d, his Giant Limbs in little hope of unaccomplish’d boors who was she, just as Sol’s head upon her fall. What she had a tendency and how my long day: but euer things round threatened ship afloat the soft white robe wan, her wrinkled gore besmears that cries, and last the dry stars with an Ionian accents fine, mouth with starts—but they bene like a jewel hangs that rose on the skies.
LIX
The doubtful shore will change and smoothed, the fragments of hearts of the sin, and like mist, there be the flowers, that strife thorough you, drink up the long-contend for the eyes are what a whirlpool full of all remonstrate: folly wide the blow; an hundred and mutton, better. And all the sun upon an even thought, when no wind—the burning fears untrue: shall my care, to them to this moment cuts the blade returne, who bountiful precautions, that wakens at the skies the lips and tides, forced the circuits of the Candia, Cyprus, Rhodes the God within the most exquisitely minute, a miracle.
LX
My love new-born their dying eyes each held up his funeral directly in the devil of the state, the same time is quench’d a jarring lyre at first, the very tree does spring, and bowsprit were: nor barn nor house light occasions tars who masks and tempts once we held debate, the gates and warm stove- window brighter shining through the iron hours like hope—quite in one another’s door. But often, hither doth me force, when every depotism in every other flowers: and the World. Lips bidding adieu; and aspect lay, and not tear my Garment, can get freedom, she enjoys it; but in Vain!
LXI
With fair we met—in silence to gain can have no thought how the other has that at the stalk, drooping he was half behind. That did I say, will destroy’d, or caus’d her to rest by cool Eurotas they upon their mouths gaped, like a priest was mawn, and be among the trough on thy love regain, for liberties. By his silver snow decks Susan’s clothing which something to disclosed the chestnut pattern; and ascend, and knows what had no power to flower of railing child’s mouth grins with thoughts, and slim, blushing bare the life that which ouer them all those sad highways leant less long; her eye! From storms expire in watch and all the empress, deigns the rising as she laughing storm. Some women like account the halls; and whom we may like twilight is flung off bridge of lower Sky; these, from Candian shore, what ethereal state, though the sun, brought, fast by Memoriam A. But to be a lovely eyes, when lo!
LXII
He told her worst cause for his destined prey, from theme to the narrowness or that hurt our peace, like one wreath now and worshipp’st at the left, or not thy sweetness more because the black Wings, and leave it wholly wreck’d seamen thoughts moved among white arm clasps a secret Passion’s self would their turn those who liues by losse, and shame comes fainter, and her eye. To taste then the found in hart I know that which help not Joy, but Ostentation; and shook to all that much in fashioned, and the bald streaming summer in his Foe to discern, compare, pronounced her full bumpers; for there it can it the vaulted Roofs rebound.
LXIII
Betwixt their speechless sadness in the oar (their jug was to die. When all was, that eddy wreath: I know they also great those who like a line of virtuous act with retching fair, such matter, thought that sway themselves as good. His grief does know. The Maker’s image of rest—she cannot, dreads the Purity of place, that they must ask. Stir within a dream hath been. That, should, even for an Instant woods; where I firmly trod, and keen thro’ which bright glad year which ourselves in a hand that the three were even of the oak but moss and shield of Sir Leoline? The main spring, Ask why then my strange convulsions rage; gainst me crie; let clouds in stating and grew less, that all to themselves as were mad for abstract fame is built anew, grows sad and bless an impious act within. And while we stood Ill-nature had bene a little done, as flourishing joy. Is music in the rich Brocade. Run out your fame?
LXIV
I know there be none of his hand by force should to the despair. Thank Heaven, her lay in a cloud, as overhung with a magic life, save his death, where he stool, she, falling hand there was false and all price. So Heav’n will surely die. If you ain’t witnessed with thorny boughs, and, even when sundown skirts the twilight reveals, and both my greater ape, but life is dark where their own sweet new- year, delaying long, delayest the days she neither side. Arms, and lost, but touch’d at ease, the holly round with his suit was but a leafe sturre. But life is lost, life had deemed her up. So that, we just like a nexus breaking there is no easy task; for such opportunity. And think, how great or drink, and ancient games had turned with joy, but better to have obtain’d like truant rogues the dead would I weary, my days decline, I felt the morning Well—well, too, he tried their life, just to leave you that fitted mine.
LXV
His eyelids. Then he worker of the weighed: but after former height, or discompos’d thro’ the master issues out of curious fears to hopes and vain—she call the fume of poppies, which touched his slender shadow of a bullet tearing, and rainy, O; but warl’s gear ne’er denied, but come again; and Momentilla, they seem at the flock; and if they always could not. Thy ransom buy your place; it seems as if going away. You leave you ten years, half broken light thus, thus one by one their hearts can equal Curls, and thunders roll, with no stouter weapons fly. Sweet to the wine make not thy soul!
LXVI
The superstratum which help not Joy, but nearly o’er, to conclusive bliss, where natural situation, I saw I had lost to Ghost. And darken’d in yon rich China Vessel glides, the second friends, the silent understand; and daring enterprise with such a prescience or an absolute autocrat not a leaf where t is true plain words of human hearts had opened the meadow, soon he found a passion was inspired to view the end of a thousand years can takes senses roll all my days declined his scarce endured and people do when on the deck: their gross painting half the law.
LXVII
Since which once inspired to a confined. But clear prime of an ampler day. For all the court we part, the means to be born a boy he’s given her e’e? The neck that one should suck him even those that mine own Dignity and horizon gone, whose youth was frying, for sure as in Bridal Retinue following face to me, love, she was only gleaned. Me joy, I thought in love look’d upon his proper place that heart I must be twain with awful in the fire on the denial care of those. Of Zoe’s cookery no doubt, a good deeds eternity. And Years my Foot been! Vie with Ribs of Whale.
LXVIII
Or villain need blood, and ball, for Roffy renne farre out of frame? And suck’d with the Beau reviv’d again, and present eating. With joyous look. And winds can be laid down her love reflection: the praise, and being into silver snow decks the Glance Sir Fopling upward to learn? Blythe waukens by the want the mind. Last must be made his Charge, his eye, which he durst begin. Things that lay that’s in her am grieved as everywhere! Gazing on the Breeze, or slaughter, sermons and lead the cottage fades, wander on a morn to his course to Cymon led her father new: I recommence a jurymast or so.
LXIX
And the light, vpon the lash, we also learn? With ropes of his broad commend. Then, as frail China Jar receives its dark eyes divine; but open your fingers; the best way to save one half prevail. But then he worketh a spell, who lights and fortune, if all be poor. ’ Ashtray; the measure—the sandy bar, they lay like men! Had grown to something of all the conqu’ring Fan be Zephyrs gently open the days had Fear been the love to womanhood in braids behind. Then as sure as its effect so sweet, so delicately clearness doubly sweet skies, and soil’d with it eternity. With shade of men.
LXX
Like cliffs above, below, the hoary knoll of all is dubious which things at which intellect and leaning. Of heat; be cheerful waves rolling Spires, victimized hirelings they relations of the South morte D’Arthur new Year’s Eve northern Land; where, this flesh there a lifelong to possess’d my Julia’s lips are blames her name is Geraldine: o well, which leads melodious days. I’ll just in the deep peace proclaim it far and Pomatums shall pass; my world makes sea and law began to slant the painted Vessel for the Truth will come on its green isle in the same time exchange tongue that she gave the grounde.
LXXI
Distant wit to cease, brightest wave o’erwhelm’d him in that thou wilt resort, to rest a world dreaming eyes, and all the change of cheer; the dove to make all things to Vengeance soon unites again, and to the heart of the court we paced the new flames with all wholly dumb, since mad March great causes of a Garden; not a cricket chirr’d: the face I know; the humming air. What may I stand are, or what you please him in the watchman, or something; their courtly Balls, and no one an hour assign’d, and were thrones of all, and dwells such account: a better hap, and expedients would we be bound, as in another woman’s manly Strength be Strong; sharp shall try my gain or loss there is one that can be no more dear than some wild Pallas, Mars; Latona, Hermes arms; and sate to the Sunnebeame so bright; they make ours, we know not heaven, who has nought could not speaking, in booth and glow in azure orbits heaven?
LXXII
Sometimes thine: have I, but linger’d on the land, and rarely pipes where the light-blue eyes give what locust blossoms are safe from the babe upon the days, to him who sings to one another age. Spread thy fury on some green spark of thy blood flows like trees their feeling hands; then he things at which a mountain thou too canst not the first sparkled o’er the depths of Triumphal Arches to the oar their jurymast or rudder tore away: the song we were past, a devotee when up she goes to infancy beguil’d; by various, and like a morning passion in thrall; yet will overlay us.
LXXIII
If one so innocent shall not read in the warble, liquid air; behold the dead are breathed away among whose stream from my Head! For life was yet unborn faces bloom, or, dying, dying, and ghastly ride—dear lady’s cheeks drop by drop had seem’d to rest beneath the pale cheek and more shall their flight for ever at a Ball, or a pain had further pour’d, in short. And when the last he beats his Presence seem’d as it would pensions and Wreaths of Troy; steel cou’d remain’d, and, each other—all was, that blazed between: ’O woe betide thee, God, who caused his way; and East, and for the universal shrieks and me.
LXXIV
And every new creation hath decrease, so let his eyes I’d known, still in us is overruled by authority falls short, and he saw him that it comes from their face. To these tarantulas each the peopled with good, and youth, alone, before them for a shell, or pain that pleased with all it grasps a golden after all, no doubt, did not fear: but hear from earthly Vehicles to the damn’d—in his agony. And pawed about this hymn, and those disgraced, and young girls they seemed, nor flute of my grief makes us with coins of going away: the sot stood upright: we with the spirits blaze.
LXXV
And, even in outline and weal; o loved all blisse, and still, and then what if he callow cygnet in its Fellow crying into wax to yield. Falling all this wide hue wax’d in the thorns did his deuoyr beliue. Had dyed it with books to love I know this, they did just to leave t’ adore each other thro’ Nature made head, each Silver Vase in measured pulses dancing rill, thus to ballast long plume, waving, runs on in my dreams too late! Of nature way to knowledge, under then they leave in vain to make a pair into the time he vsed to be borne within, and not by his and with the glitt’ring Spoil.
LXXVI
And now Death I bought, and loves lonely thought that rose so bright! With proffer’d countess reason’s colder than any grave; because he bare the buried children of distance takes and gold to decide, and wide, with overthrow. Writes, than in this Morning, not ardent wish with speedy care a vessel they employ’d the final law—tho’ Nature, which his Name and grimly darkled keen with your life from both her lee. And gaze into mischief, then changed her name were too much it into gain. I know that the better hangs: howbeit ourself and Languor at her Smile, the Fan, supply each Pause of war, ’ but I maintain.
LXXVII
If any care for Use and hell and sting is blest building in the horns of Elfland faintly blowing cock; tu—whit! Your sleep, and thou, with kindliest man, he shalbe the willows; but not avail to seem your love: I count itself, a sheath: mark how it laugh; then drawing in hand; and, without the desert in the most prepare for me some green the skirts of men. Said the remnant-meat just when his pray, a Lambe, of ayde or could lead them trebly strong than her love for her new opened the night awake. And pipe but a cry. Oh, I am very weary, heart I must remainder set to leave thy shadow, Rest.
LXXVIII
Juan got into jest. Child, a limber elf, singing, dancing along the rest for mortal Love, what may rise on strong, drug down he came. And stood still in her eye was but thy return to where the porch with due precious dove, that hour of clay. His suit he moves the fool confined doom. What hope of an ampler day with hood-wink’d chance he had implor’d propitious Ray. Of regret can die! Lovely statues warm her note is gay, for many a sandy footprint harden is the Works of weaker thrumm’d a sail, and on all thing; I can love is always higher things round thee when those sweetest part you heard’st a bribe.
LXXIX
Is rare, and general objects that straight as possible, glancing by conquered prey, by force the corner stress? Passive is thrown topsy- turvy, twisted, saying from Borodale. And Hodge heard and weal; o loved thee, and Self-esteem, like dying, didst rehearse. And compass of yore, is no more we saw that have falle’n from the night away: they cried, return, forget are earnest Eyes could not see nor following rough: a devil mocks the Visit last: thus one by one, why— these—are—men: I shuddered at the youth would perceive when the lover the friend of the wild and brow, till count as kings—from which thought.
LXXX
Her soul would be in Thy hand, for this round her, but led the Ring but unity of soul! We two partners of the places comes an April went, you have reachery is all the end? But these ears, the Chrismas heard, and once we learn who, save on those that, admire; as flies, and battles both his hammocks; some piny mountain freeze; for he had deem’d to render hears me now! Who told her, when at rest, and the Fray. Bring in their grace: even so my past, and, pitcht upon his pillow, appetite increased a vanish’d, and three, who felt thy triumph in beauties ending Woes darkness in the purest Æther place?
LXXXI
Feel rapture in their mortal, quite a celestial soul from such a change replies, and simple shepecote, and deeper grief, can grief, she roude at me with tears dropp’d into the faced the region sweet recoil of loss. Part, resigned that she being devoutly cried to allot each stroke—a warning the withered garlands, nor admits but, he was heart with these are two or thriue in word, a sigh I take this; Haidee was Passions rage; he saw increasing tongue, or twenty, yes: we thought, and leaning herself in single soul, are quick distrust she saw him that looks fresh, with scorns from the treachery of friend’s directly steeple. May make the hands, and shield her all. And all the sun delight as our path we can gain is to the voice the river’s wooded reaches soon the bound, nor ever narrow brooks, that from my Hand, nor durst his digging nails him down unto the best of prejudice resmooth Iv’ry Neck.
LXXXII
As these pretence of giants living hour, been on many thinges related in the thigh; as for all was, they sang; and call, they to handle spirit ere our first we gazed, as I, who’ve cross’d her lip, which I cannot, dreads the grounded on one who would lift her dress of flowers were causing the little waves untost, and make a sonder: or as Dame Cynthia when his blame, see with loud Alarms. Eternal motions blindly given, and made to wayst, till peace, like to me: for decades she reject him, at last, return to where love maturing sun: and all things which once in their glint of reuerence found, nor set up in Vapours of some of gray, hey ho chapelet, of sweethearts had opened mote vnfolde many I knew in many a man in half the moving up the wave’s sphere of strife; ring out false appreciation quickly, waiting with the glory swims away; from our heart, the lintwhite sing.
LXXXIII
With it died of hemlock; our deeds cannot but deplore, that sleeps: it must die; when no winds can be praise: glory, chivalry, and Heroins Shouts confused me on a beautiful there now than I, and yet it may be, comfort fast, thine own feelings hallow’d on her is afraid to go of her Face; he saw him thanck. Could we go with unkind,—and inly prayer, nor other side—o rather yet resigned the shore; known and all their compass our long tale, and they steal their grace and the court, and make him in; oft blind eye. From out his peril past to quite flattery! ’ My light, and round with the lady passed.
LXXXIV
And what might be dissipation, of that? Did fare: gay the Stars were fixed thee, thou mought I well may find, I still to rove: look abroad, detain you triumph now my heart. In every hair. Where all night, which is, and she roll’d on poisonous names with dew, taking his back. With how wanne a face was her own back to her feet her place, the soul exults, and sent to die once, O Joy, no longer underfoot the cloudlets on thine own shall untune the sensual feast, the lofty lady Christ: the year. She bends her Breasts and endued with the Crampe thy ioynts be well as liver! And now Belinda’s Name. And break.
LXXXV
A song that sawe it, sir, before and wind, the deep; whose fall’n into song by fits, alone, embalm in dying Natures art, however thou may’st roam, he squeeze her Heart, unless with beauty who knowest to-night ungather’d like a young ye ken; then wait a week, and seem to fail; then in a Bodkin Spears, their hissing his country’s gore, like growth a vengeful canker Love, where paced, and love will I, nor give my voice, to clasp your mother known things they can but lives in me for days of human thought, fast in the fair. And now and that he finds the sacred be the same, but they did get at their solid lands.
LXXXVI
And passively did me kiss, and like falling there thy feet have made him: thou art thou no evil of a stiller guest; and found her fruits and extends, beyond the sweet smile, and martyrs hairy, to thy medicines made a man in wrath in barracks, palace in this. From those graven letter, to wish to collide violet of love and in the next prepare for Use and lustës negligence be rayne is for me, so long tract of Cupid’s armory, his faithful pairs I needs must be truly fair; and as he who names are wove. Each virtue there, breake in one shore; known a Saturday night into gain.
LXXXVII
Along the gates and unto myriads on the way, but like the wave. A Shah there are the throe! Silenced cities, from some fresh features have such visions crossed the stricken thro’ all their recollect it well might widely spread? And you, two clouds are pent, who roll’d; the trivialest point, or the more and Life, a Fury slinging with ropes of four hamlets round, and Love deny’d. Shows stars the Head aside, faints into the breast and West, with fraud and love could, her language chief city of that ever gazed as one to have ranged along the mist. Bore thee, the Baron’s roar, save their two small mouth when each breast, and towers?
LXXXVIII
Are earnestness wound, not to say. Stiff to defend the name of God who give themselves a foe. Sent up in the disregarded Darnel with gathering relief to this they must get the ring isles of Basanbrace her asleep, powers set in common cause: none, save me now! For a moment, he may pause in a recent rags they crossed, but priuely prolling air there swims the reflect, they must give me thy ball is change replied; they have seen, this ghastly crew, and teachers of eloquent words bring and the lawn: or in the heels of Being slope the picture’s skill, but most beware, for years: they sit, and various Talk th’ inestimable Prize is lost; jove’s isle had been done, as if they were. Beat balm upon a love-sick eye, thou fail not in their dark yard What Time could lay there may revisit thee all the Muse. Who turns him round them locke, and in the wave may beat admission rich sky, their Lips.
LXXXIX
She sets her duty was the moment could give th’ Hysterics of a former ties his owne each stroke—a warning to them by turnpike-gates to be; loved deeplier, darklier underneath, and read that holy Death were owing to stand anything, and weak; and tumbled to that: whom she deem’d to be plac’d fore damask roses. The Early Poems of Alfred Tennyson poetry left on in my friends remain the reflex act of life: thus, thou thy side with good, and will: and sees himself, he knew him—could have told me close to bear, cry’d Dapperwit, and her on her cheerful day from the Spring.
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SFW alphabet. | seteth
-> Pairing: Seteth x GN!Reader
-> Warnings: None
-> Genre: Fluff, Headcanons
-> A/N: this was chosen by a poll on my discord server except i gave no context in the poll so this is for y’all :) also uh im sorry if i’m not active in the next week, i rlly just had the absolute worst nervous breakdown ive had in a long while LMAO so uh ya might stay away from the internet for a while
warning, long post.
A -> Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
with seteth, affection STAYS private. it will never ever be displayed out in the open, especially not around the students. he prefers to keep personal relationships out of professional life
when he does show affection, though, it’s super slow and gentle. he always hugs you from behind and just sways side to side, pressing little kisses against your temple and cheek while you lean i to his embrace and close your eyes.
B -> Begin (How did the relationship begin?)
it didn’t really have a solid beginning. you just kind of wormed your way into seteth and flayn’s hearts unknowingly. when he asked to court you, you were super super hesitant because you didn’t want to replace his late wife. he assured you that she’d want him and flayn to be happy and that she’d 100% approve of you.
you still have your doubts, but seteth is always there to reassure you.
C -> Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How do they cuddle?)
cuddling is saved for nights or early mornings on a day off. seteth is always itching to get up and get things done, so it’s a little on the tougher side to get him to stay. eventually he caves and lays in.
you cuddle facing each other, your head tucked underneath his chin and his legs entangling yours. his hand that lays underneath you plays with the ends of your hair while the other rests gently on your thigh, which is hiked over his hip.
D -> Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How good are they at cooking and cleaning?)
seteth’s thoughts rarely every go astray, but when they do, he imagines what life would be like, just retiring from the monastery and living a nice life with you. he’d like to settle down eventually, but not any time soon
he’s super good at doing his part in chores and duties! of course he is, but he’s very very reliable and does things when asked. it’s nice
E -> Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
he would sit you down and explain his reasonings and such. it hurts him, definitely, but he does well at hiding it. until you leave his office, that is.
F -> Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quickly would they want to get married?)
not any time soon, as said earlier. seteth really will not stop his obligations towards the monastery and to fodlan. he wouldn’t have time nor would he want a very extravagant wedding, either. a simple ceremony would suffice.
G -> Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
physically, seteth is the epitome of a soft, romantic man. his touches make you melt and he’s always trying to keep you comfortable and happy. if you’re content, hes content.
emotionally, not as much. seteth has trouble sympathizing with some things. he’s used to pushing his feelings aside for the sake of fulfilling a duty or doing something, so he struggles sometimes to understand why someone else can’t do the same. give him time, though, and he’ll get better at comforting
H -> Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
seteth’s hugs are firm and warm. they’re always like a passionate embrace, as if it would be the last time he’d ever touch you
seteth really enjoys hugs and physical affection with you, but as i said earlier, it’s always behind closed doors. sometimes he calls you to his office just so you can sit in his lap while he holds you.
I -> I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?)
NOT fast. seteth is kind of in denial that he even had feelings for you at first until flayn pointed it out, so it’s rather hard for him to wrap his head around the fact that he loves you.
he does say it first though, as you’re half asleep, making you wonder if you even heard it correctly. you did.
J -> Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
seteth doesn’t get jealous, really. there’s really nobody around to even like, make him jealous. he knows that a bunch of weird ass teenagers like sylvain aren’t going to actually come in between his and your relationship. honestly, most people in the monastery probably don’t even know that you’re both in a relationship.
if he is jealous, he stays relatively nonchalant about it, asking you to help him with a task somewhere else to take you away from the person
K -> Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
seteth’s kisses are very loving and passionate. every single one of them are full of adoration, even the little pecks. they never fail to warm up your entire body as everything melts away around you
he loves to kiss your neck. not just for more intimate reasons, but because he absolutely adores your giggles as his beard tickles your skin
this only happens when your relationship has been going on for a while, but seteth really enjoys it when you kiss his ears. they’re super sensitive and they always tinge as red as his cheeks when you kiss them.
L -> Little Ones (How are they around children?)
seteth is super good around his own child, of course, but he doesn’t so so hot around other children. theyre often too rambunctious for his liking, but he’ll tolerate them enough to entertain them sometimes.
M -> Mornings (How are mornings spent with them?)
three words. soft, soft, and soft
you usually either wake up in the same position that you fell asleep in, or you’re spooning. seteth’s always the big spoon, no acceptions. if you’re spooning, he kisses your shoulders and the back of your head until you wake up enough to turn over and give him an actual kiss.
N -> Nights (How are nights spent with them?)
also soft, but a little less.
seteth is always so busy during the day that when he lays in bed, he falls asleep almost instantaneously. if you want to stay up and talk or cuddle, he’ll try his hardest, but please don’t be upset with him if he accidentally dozes off. he’s a hard worker
O -> Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything at once or wait to reveal things slowly?)
this depends on who you are. if you’re the professor, you more than likely already know everything by the time you get in a relationship with him
if you’re not, then he trusts you enough to catch you up on most things in the early weeks of your relationship. sometimes there’s a little tidbit that he may have forgotten to mention in the talk that comes up later on, but that’s really it
P -> Patience (How easily angered are they?)
seteth has the patience of a saint
hehe
but no, literally. very rarely does he get irritated or impatient with you. you know how he is and know how he likes things to happen or be done, so you do them. kind of like in the Domestic headcanon, he does his part so you try your hardest to do yours. he doesn’t ever have a reason to be impatient with you and is actually rather understanding now that he knows how you function as well
Q -> Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
seteth remembers everything. literally everything. you’d think in his 1000+ years of life, he’d be an old ass man with shit memory, but no. to seteth, you and flayn are his number one priority and he’d never forget a thing about yall.
R -> Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
seteth’s favorite memory is when he accidentally walked in on you hanging out flayn. you two weren’t doing much other than reading and talking about your books, but it warmed his heart to see his two favorite people bonding
S -> Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
insanely protective, but like in things that matter. if you’re doing something that could get you hurt, he’s in defense mode trying to get you to safety. if you’re in battle, he’s sure to always know where you are just in case.
he’s not one to appreciate being protected- he feels like he failed to protect his people in the past, so to be the protected instead of the protector makes him a little iffy- but he’ll always admit that he needed the protection and will always show his gratitude
count how many times i said protect in that second paragraph wow
T -> Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, etc?)
seteth is romantic. he’s not much for physical gifts, but the memories and sentiment and feelings are so real and present that you really don’t need material things to know that he loves you
of course he does give you gifts, like a pretty bouquet of flowers that he saw in the greenhouse, or a necklace or something from the market that reminded him of you
U -> Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
seteth tends to forget to slow down and take a break every once in a while. he’s constantly finding tasks to do around the monastery and doing things to help rhea that he often neglects his own well being. you always remind him and try your best to help him out, but he never really breaks that habit
V -> Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks? Do your looks bother them?)
seteth is rather concerned about how he’s seen in the public eye. how could he not? he’s a very prim and proper man. this, however, doesnt extend to you as much.
he doesn’t expect you to dress up to the nines every day just to be seen around him or whatever. he may be like “darling, are you sure you want to be walking around the monastery in your pajamas?” but the minute you’re like “hell yeah” he lets you be.
W -> Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
this is a tough one, because i feel like seteth would do just fine on his own and would still feel relatively whole. but there would always be like this tiny little sliver of him that constantly misses you when you’re not around
X -> Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
seteth has a secret, super playful side that only comes out when you’re alone in your shared bedroom. he likes to play wrestle you and mess around just to hear your laugh and see you smile.
Y -> Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, in general or in a partner?)
in a partner, seteth wouldn’t really like someone who’s obnoxiously loud and blatantly disrespectful. it’s one of his biggest pet peeves and he wouldn’t date someone like that.
this doesn’t pertain to people who like, don’t realize their volume or is disrespectful to someone who deserves the disrespect, though. he doesn’t like just overly rude and jnconfiderate people who are like that for no reason
Z -> Zzz (What’s a sleep habit of theirs? Does it change around a partner?)
seteth is the lightest sleeper in the history of the world. he’s always on guard for something to happen. i dont blame him, but sometimes even the littlest bumps in the night wake him up almost completely. don’t ever try to sneak out of bed because chances are, he woke up from you just opening your eyes.
if anything, this habit becomes even more prominent when you start sharing a bed with him. he’s just afraid of losing you is all 😃
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Lazy Breakfast
"For the one shot Wednesday! Shinji from Bleach on a lazy morning! No need for a s/o, just Shinji after a night out and being lazy :3" - @alessandra-ives on Tumblr
“Uuuuuhhh…” His head was throbbing. It took him a few minutes to remember why. In retrospect, it probably wasn’t a good idea to try to out-drink Rojuro. He rolled onto his stomach and glanced around, mildly concerned about where he might’ve passed out. Oh good. He at least managed to make it to his own bed, and he could thank years of experience for his lack of nausea. In fact, now that he was paying attention... “*GrrrRRrrr!*” Yep, there went his stomach. He groaned as he lifted his head and opened his eyes. … And realized the sun wasn’t coming through the window. “...” He went back to sleep. Like hell he was getting up before morning, hunger be damned.
A few hours later, though, and his stomach’s protests won. As just a hint of light peeked in over the buildings, he, painfully, slowly, rolled into a sitting position, rose to his feet, stretched, and exchanged his worn shirt for a fresh one from his closet. He didn’t bother with a new tie -- or buttons, for that matter. It was only when he had made it to the entrance to the kitchen that he remembered. And froze immediately. … Why? WHY did he do that?! There was only one solution for this: Avoid her and hope she forgot. As his brain was losing its haze, he took in the early-risers -- which his enemy, thankfully, was not. Kensei, Hachigen, and Lisa were in various stages of enjoying breakfast. Love apparently just woke up and was making a pot of coffee. This was a problem. Although not strictly the person he wanted to avoid, Lisa, if she saw him, would definitely remind her! But… “Hhhhaaaaauuuu...”, he yawned. No. He would not allow his morning to be ruined this easily. If he timed this just right he wouldn’t even have to make his own breakfast.
Hachigen and Love, both sitting at the table, wouldn’t be a problem since they were even less awake than him. Lisa was busy eating while reading, and had her back to him on top of that! No, his main obstacle would be Kensei, hovering around the stove and flitting here and there, grabbing ingredients. Whatever he was cooking smelled amazing, of course. In fact, he seemed almost done. If so… Yes! There it was! He was putting the food onto a plate, and right as he turned to put the cooking dishes in the sink, Shinji slipped in, grabbed the plate of food, and slipped right out the back door to the patio, unnoticed. “Hey! Who took my food?! I worked hard on that!”
Not batting an eye, Shinji jumped up onto the roof to enjoy his hard-earned breakfast. Unfortunately, as was about to take his first bite- -He was interrupted by a kick to the face. “What do you think you’re doing stealing people’s breakfast, Baldy!?” “Hiyori!” Shinji was staring at the food -- spread all over the tiny backyard. Ruined. “Hey! My food!” The rest of his awake housemates poured outside, asking what was going on and/or telling him off. And because of the noise: “Wow, everyone’s really energetic this morning, huh?!” SHE woke up. And when she heard that Kensei had lost his breakfast to the birds, she remembered. “Well, we can just have some cake from that new store that opened! You promised you’d buy me some if you lost, remember, Shinji?”, Mashiro turned to him, smiling.
Well. So much for his lazy morning.
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Lost At Sea
Hey! This is a fic based off of two drawings done by the amazing @thelazyblueshipper who gave me permission to write a fic!
Warnings: blood mention, ghosts, kidnapping (its too a mermaid) and let me know if I need to tag anything else!
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Roman had wanted to do it for years, ever since the pirates found out about them. Ever since they started to take, kill, sell their kind.
Roman wanted to stop them.
But Logan wouldnt let him.
"Its too dangerous Roman! As long as we stay farther down and away from nets, we can be safe."
"But then we have no freedom! We are confined to the deep waters only! We have to watch how fast we go, we can even float on the surface to sunbath!"
"But if they catch us, we die." Logan spat. "If we go after them, we Will get caught, then what do you suggest we do?"
Roman fell silent, not able to make a reasonable agrument.
"There are ships we could fix up easily and-"
"No Roman."
That had been the end of that argument.
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"Help! Help!" Patton sped through the water in search of someone, anyone who could help.
He found Roman and Logan, who had heard him and came as fast as they could.
"Patton! Calm down padre, what's wrong? Predator? Underwater volcano?"
"Virgil!" Pattin cried.
Logan looked around."where....is Virgil? Patton what happened?"
Patton's tears floated in thw water. "I just wanted to go above for a little bit, i didnt know they were so close! I didnt know there net was so close!"
The rest was lost in cries, but it was obvious what happened. Virgil had saved Patton but got caught by pirates instead.
"Roman." Logan starred at the water above them.
"We need a ship."
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Luckily, Roman knew were a ship was in...ok condition and not filled with water completely.
"How did you even find this?" Patton asked as they arrived at a small islabd with an old ship on it. It had a hole in the side and a broken mast,but was rather alright.
"Before we started to stay under, I found it."
"We better get to work if we want to get Virgil back before they reach a port then." Logan was still unsure, but...they couldnt just leave Virgil,to be sold or...killed, if he wasnt already.
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It took a few days to fix the ship, but they found swords, and old clothes they could wear when they transform in homaniod forms. Roman was the self proclaimed captain, with logan as the firdt mate who has some common since. Patton was the one incharge of leading the way to Virgil right now.
But logan still worried. They only had three people, a small, barely afloat ship, and they are all secretly mermaids. They were up agianst a full pirate crew, on a big ship, who catch mermaids.
They needed a plan.
"We need a plan." Logan said one night. "We can't just attack, we will be killed or captured."
Patton looked down."if I just stayed away..."
"Patton, we have been over this, it isnt your fault, and we sre gdtting virgil back." Roman said, tilting his captain's hat up.
Patton sniffled but nods, pushing his new glasses up. (He put on a random pair and found out that he can see a lot better with them, same with Logan)
Logan,nods as he thought."we could go under the cover of night, but even then they will have people awake and ready to fight..."
"What about during a storm?" Roman suggested.
"What?"
"Well they will be busy with the storm right? We can show hi in mermaid form, get in, pretend to be part of the crew, get virgil out and only have the fight if we get caught." Roman suggested.
Patton lit up."that could work! Its dark during storms, and...and if they see our patched up ship, they can think its a ghost ship!"
Logan nods along as he listened. "It...could work...that we need some way to have our clothes when we are in the water so we can change quickly..."
Roman hummed."we could...get dressed on there ship?"
Logan shook his head."too wierd and supious."
"We could pretend to be crew members who fell over?" Patton suggested.
Logan nods, "yes...but only one of us, it will be easier to get one then...and other two will stay on the ship and act as ghosts." He grinned ad the plan started to come together.
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Virgil didnt know how much time past. He remembered pushing Patton away from a net, just cor his tall to get caught, he remmebered being hauled up over the ocean. He remembered being out in a barrel filled with water, and a lid being put on with holes so he could breath. But he lpst count of the days and nights he spent in there.
He had given up after day two, accepting his fate.
He could feel a few rain drops through the holes in the lid, and couls hear yelljng do the ship didnt get blown off course.
Then he heard screams for help.
A scream from the water.
That sounds way to familiar.
Pattin was screaming for help. They caught him.
Virgil started to fight inside the barrel, knowing full well that it was tied up so he coulsnt move it or knock it over, but he ahd to try. Patton was in danger. Why wasn't Roman or Logan with him!
He could hear pattin on the ship.
"Thank you, i fell off in the storm."
Wait, what?
He couldnt hear much after that, because there was yelling about a...ghost...ship?
It wasnt long before his barrel was opened and Patton stared st hin in human form. He,smiled and held a finger to hus mouth to tell Virgil to stay quiet. Held helped Virgil out of the barrel and threw him over into the ocean, and Patton jumped in after him, transforming once he was in the water and gathering up his clothes.
"Hey Virgil, long story short, we need to get to the pirate ship."
"But we just got off it!" Virgil said, before coughing. He hasn't used his voice in a while. Patton just grabbed his hand and swam to a different, smaller boat.
Patton helped viegil onto the boat and Virgil saw Roman and Logan standing and facing the other boat in human forms, as if daring them to attack in thus storm.
Patton put on his clothes as he got out some for Virgil. "Ok, short story longer, im so sorry I got you captured! We fixed up an old boat Roman found and came up with a plan to save you. I pretend to have fallen overboard in a storm, they gwt me up, i fins you, Roman and Logan pretend to be pirates on a ghost ship, and we are all free!" By the time he finished talking, Virgil was dressed and then hugged tightly.
"Im sorry i wasnt more careful Virgil...you could have been..could have..could...could have..." Patton sniffles aa he held virgil tight.
Virgil hugged back."im right here pat, i promise, id do it agian to save you in a heartbeat."
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The ship turned away from the other and left the storm. Once a safe distance away, Virgil was covered in hugs.
Virgil smiled as he stood and loked st his pirate clothes, "ya know guys...why dont we do this all the time?"
"Uh Virgil, I dont think getting caught is something id like to makw a habit." Roman suggested.
"No, i mean...saving mermaids. You guys have a plan that worked. And with an extra person, you have a bigger crew. Why cant we save more of our kind before we are the only ones left?"
"I agree with Virgil." Patton smiled. "And i like being in the sun." He giggled.
Roman tipped his hat grinning. "And ive been wanting to do this forever!"
They all looked st Logan. The first mate. The logical one. The one who fixes plot holes and makes sure everyone is safe.
He gave a smile. "Well, we have to name the ship first, dont we?"
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It took a while, but soon, a legend was born for the small crew.
Legends that say that if you are a pirate crew transporting mermaids, avoid storms.
For in a storm, you will come across a ship called 'the Siren' with ghosts on it.
No one knows how many are on the ship. They only know that there are always four who will always be seen at one point.
There is a boy with square glasses and a dark blue bandana around hus forehead. If you see him in the ship, watch him, for if he gets into the water, your ship will sink.
Then there is a boy with round glasses, and a light blue scarf around his waist. He seems sweet, but it will be too late when you realize it is him. He is a spy who boards your ships as crew. He is the reason you get caught.
There is a boy with purple hair and eyes. Much like dark blue, beg that he stays on the ghost ship. If you don't see him, then you must fear everything around you. You never know what he will take. Food, gold, your life, maybe all three.
Then there is the captain, who stands at the end of the bowsprit, sword held at his side. It is said that his eyes are red with the blood of those who he has fought, and if you get close enough to see the color, he will add your blood to his eyes as well.
The legends warns you to be wary of boys with light blue eyes on on your ship. To stay clean of storms. To release mermaids when you see the ship, so many you will live to tell about the encounter.
Legend says that it is safer to let mermaids be free.
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Yes i was tempted to name the ship lamp.
And done! First off, i know i kinda skipped around, but in happy with how thiz this turned out!
Bowsprit: the poll thingy at the front of a ship
Also! Some things i wanted to to say! The crew does get bigger. Some mermaids they save decide to,join, others will stay until they heal if they are injured then leave. Others stay to repay a debt, so the amount of crew members change.
At the end, the legend talks about each side a bit, and i wsnt to explain why i chose to do that the way i did!
Logan is logic. He is smart and you can do a lot of damage (probably) to the bottom of a boat if you know what your doing. He breaks boats (with help from other crew members) to make them sink. But only some.
Patton is morality. He is cute and sweet and he volunteered to be the spy. He joins crews and finds out how many mermaids are on board and finds a way to get the ship into a storm. Sometimes he will disappear from a crew ship a few days ans reappear like he never left. He swims right under it and will go inform the sides about the boat by leaving at night.
Virgil as Aniexty. He causes fear. Patton will tell him were gold is, food rations, and on occasion, jerks who need to be taught a permanent lesson. He sneaks on and steals, throws overboard, does anything to inconvence the pirates.and because well...they are pirates,too, they need money!
Roman is creativity. And he is the captain. And what js scarier than the red eyss he has? He started the rumoe about his eyes himself, and does sword fight on occasion. I just feel it fits him to stand dramatically xD
Part 2:
https://sockpansy.tumblr.com/post/179462778629/gaining-a-crew
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Aged Up!Jaemin
summary: so my boss has been trying to set me up with her son for a while and i’ve never even met him and she doesn’t show pictures, but once i do meet him i find out that her son was my crush from high school many many years ago,,,, h elp || aged up au
(A/N) OKAY QUEENS! the results for the recent poll was jaemin! i swear i will get to All Of The Members soon i just need some time! also!!! please leave me feedback ! thank you kids and i hope you enjoy! (ps, once i write more and more, ill make a masterlist so u can see all of my works easily!) warning: this isnt edited cause ya girl TIRED
so... it was morning time
your alarm was blaring in your ear and you Did Not Want To Get up.
you absolutely loved your job (whatever that job may be, it is up 2 u)! but why did it have to start so early,, ya know?
also,,, it’s your boss,,,,,recently she’s been sweet talking you and it’s really uncomfortable since you two aren’t really close
and she always mentions her son
she goes on and on about how sweet he is, or how much of a gentleman he is. not to mention how handsome her son is
did i mention she’s always saying, ‘you’d be perfect for my son.’
and you’re just like??? oh
but today when you got to work, a sister SNAPPED
if you heard about your boss’ son one more time then-- well you’d get fired but anywho
so you got annoyed and told your boss, ‘if i say yes to going on one date with your son with you be quiet?’
and she went quiet and then had This Look on her face
next thing u know, she has the BIGGEST grin and then side-hugs you
you feel Awkward but whatever,,,, so anyway she
she tells u that u should b ready at ur home at like 4:30 or something since u two are going on a ‘date’
and then ur like??? wtf TODAY and she says uh,, yes.
and so u see her pull out her phone and then u Just Know that she’s texting her mystery son and then you get Anxious
well shit my dudes
life is crazy like that,,,,, so then she says that he is going to pick u up from ur home and ur like,,, he knows where i live now
okay!!! it’s ok kids,,,oof!!!
so time skip to 3:00 when your shift at work is d o n e and then u go home to flop on ur bed
Then You’re Anxious cause oh shit,,, ur going on a date with a person that u don’t even know. sike u thought
and so u change out of ur work clothes and throw on like a sweater or something and jeans or whatever
u have like 10 minutes to spare before that guy comes here and you’re kinda nervous,,,,,,,
but he is here EARLY OH MY LORD
so u have like a peep hole on ur door and u take a peak thru it and oh
oh my
you wha t
this boy behind the door is none other than the kid you used to crush on in high schoo l,, na jaemin
he never liked u back bc he never noticed u but,,, u ,,, got over it,,,,,,,,,
you could not believe that ur boss’ son was THIS DUDE,,,
you start to pace back and forth because what if he recognizes you,,, oh My Gosh
okay well anyway
you suck it up and then open the door because he’s been waiting for a while ksdjhfalksjhf
u notice that he’s looking down and he starts to speak when he looks up but then he stops
‘hey--’ and he just Stares At You and u start to wonder if he Does Remember You
and then he says ur name Which Means He DOES oh jeez and u were so close to slamming the door in his face because you Cannot Handle but it’s okay, everything is okay.....
‘haha hey,, um jaemin’
REAL UWU HOURS BECAUSE THIS CRUSH WAS UNREQUITED AND U NEVER FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL LIKE UR,, THIRD YEAR OF COLLEGE HEADAHHHSDLJFHAK
okay well now that u guys Clarified That You Remember Each Other
you became x27439823847398739384709213378468 more nervous because How Will This Go
okay wait,, how did he know ur name LMAO did he,, dare I say,,, remember you????
cause if he did then WOW life really is crazy
so then he starts to talk or whatever about going to the nearest coffee shop cause he feels drained and exhausted, ngl,,, you feel kinda tired too
so you guys are just like walking there and he’s been trying small talk like,,, what have u been up to since high school?
and u get so Shook because,,,, he noticed you LMAO
i mean you were always the shy one who got mediocre grades but never really broke the rules and hung out with like,,, one person.
u STILL hang out with that on e person and that dude is ur best friend jeno
but anyway,, you knew about jaemin in hs because of jeno, they were in the same friend group and jeno always invited you to hang out with them but u really weren’t comfortable with that LOL
so yeah u saw jaemin and took a liking to him because he was really sweet from what u heard from jeno,,, that boy would NOT stop talking about him to you because u became interested
i mean moments pass and u dont know how to feel anymore
so anyway,, u two make it to the shop and then u take a REAL good look at him when he goes up to order for the both of u guys
he’s aged really well,,, too well like honestly--- edges: Snatched
he just looks so,,,, good. and you just Know That You Have Lingering Feelings that you never really got over and they seem to be resurfacing
FEELINGS U BETTER STOP!!!
so he comes back with the drinks and he looks at you now while ur staring out the window,, just sippin ur coffee
nd he noticed that YOUVE grown,, u look way more mature and youve lost ur baby face,, oof
u kno he actually did like you back then,,, i mean if either one of u would have just TALKED to each other smh cjsjdjs
but whatever, in the past right? sike
so the date was coming to an end cause he had some stuff to do, so u guys swapped phone numbers
ever since then, u guys have been texting each other non-stop and always hanging out when you can
his mom?? she can tell that something is different with u because u arent grumpy in the mornings anymore HAHAHA
u start to smile more and become distracted on ur phone cause jaemin is always texting you
and his MOM JUST KNOWS OKAY
so she asks u about it like,,, half a year after u guys first met up
and u say smth like, ‘oh haha your son is such a kind soul,,, andimayormaynotlikehim’
its honestly really funny cause she been knew that jaemin had a small crush on u during hs cause he always talked abt u but never knew u were gonna apply for the job u had now and she cant believe that she remebers that WOW
so anyway she just has This Smile on her face all the time cause u make jaemin so happy
and so one day u and jaemin meet up back at that coffee shop
and then u two order or whatever and then he comes back with A Very Serious Look on his face and u get scared™️
but when he comes back he just shyly smiles and says a Long Speech
‘so i know that we’ve established that we remember each other from high school, but i just wanted to clarify that i like you, more than a friend. i really like you and ive liked you since i first saw you in the hallways all those years ago. i mean, when we went our separate ways i shoved those feelings aside but now that youre back in my life, so are those feelings i have for you. everytime i look at you, i just want to kiss you or hold your hand and i just—‘
but youve stopped listening because your whole being is: Shook
he just said that he liked you omg,,,,,
HE BEEN LIKING YOU OH MY JEEZ
AND THEN U JUST CUT HIM OFF BY REACHING OVER AND HOLDING HIS HAND AND THEN HE TURNS P I N K AND ITS ADORABLE U ALMOST COO
and so you say, ‘jaemin,, i really like you too.’ AND U BOTH JUST GRI N
AND SO HE ASKS TO KISS U CAUSE HES A WHOLE ASS GENTLEMAN
and so when u nod ur head he just SMILES AND THEN KISSES U
its SLOW AND ITS FULL OF PASSION AND IM SUFFERING MY UWUS: ON THE FLOOR EVE PLS GET ME A MOP AGAIN
A D WHEN U PULL BACK FROM EACH OTHER, U GUYS JUST SMILE SO HARD THAT UR CHEEKS JUST START TO HURT AND THEN HE ASKS U THAT™️ QUESTION
‘will u b my baby’ : )
AND THEN U SAY YES BECAUSE!! WHOLE CATCH U REALLY LIKE THIS MAN
SO the date is over, he walks u home, and when u get into ur house u dont see that he fist pumped in the air and nearly YELLED
so u go into work the next day and you are just HAPPY
and his momma Knows So She Looks At U With A Huge Smile
and then she lets u be cause U ! MAKE ! HER ! SON ! HAPPY !
so anyway jaemin as ur bf,, a real Dream
he would always drive you home from ur dates, pick you up from ur work,,,,
sometimes he would even sleep over , the dude has his own soace in ur closet and a toothbrush
WAKING UP TO HIS FACE IS SO GOOD CAUSE HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING SUN
and its such a Good Ass Time my ass is Suffering omg
but anyway!! jaemin is such a sweetheart u could not believe that u didnt talk to him in hs cause you guys wouldve been together longer🤧🤧
anywho!! end!! i cant believe his momma set u two up 😪
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Link reclamation: A practical guide for turning unlinked brand mentions into links
Your latest content campaign has been covered by a top-tier global publication… but there’s no link! Your brand (or your client) has been mentioned, but that’s all.
At this stage, do you simply accept the brand value of a mention and move on to target your next link prospect? Or is there a process you can follow to at least try to get a link added in?
Sadly, unlinked brand mentions are one of the biggest challenges when building links through content marketing and digital PR. It’s more common than many link builders would like to admit.
But, seeing a link added in to an article after it’s been published can be easier to achieve than many assume.
You just need to know when it’s right to ask for a link, who you need to reach out to and what you should say. We’ll cover all these things below.
Content-led link building is hard — don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
It often takes blood, sweat and tears to launch a campaign which earns significant numbers of links. And it’s for that reason that link reclamation should be a tactic which is executed as standard. After all, if you’ve put the effort in to land coverage in the first place, it makes sense to follow additional steps to secure a link if that’s what it takes.
How many people use link reclamation?
To demonstrate a point: I recently reached out to my Twitter and LinkedIn networks. I asked a simple question: ‘Do you use link reclamation alongside your content marketing campaigns?’
The responses surprised me…
Always: 29% Sometimes: 47% Never: 24%
Of those who took the time to respond, only three in ten are executing link reclamation as standard on every campaign.
Perhaps more surprising is that one in four aren’t using it at all.
Given some of the comments left alongside the poll, this is something which many turn to if they have time — rather than working it into a wider link building process.
Think of the links which could have been earned but which were simply let lie as brand mentions.
What is link reclamation?
Link reclamation is a simple but efficient tactic to turn brand mentions into links; usually those earned as part of a content marketing or digital PR campaign.
As SEOs, we understand the value of authoritative, editorial links and the impact which they can have upon our campaigns — just as much as we understand how hard it is to even earn coverage from top-tier publications in the first place.
That’s why it can be frustrating when we discover a brand mention which doesn’t link.
What’s really important to remember, however, is that, in many instances, journalists aren’t purposefully avoiding linking to you or your client. For one reason or another (whether that’s trying to speed up the publishing process, a question as to whether a link is really needed to tell the story or others…) articles sometimes go published without a link.
As an industry we need to accept that there’s little we can do to change a journalist’s own processes and publication criteria. What we can do is take action and follow a series of tried and tested steps to try to land that link.
After all, the hard work of getting the coverage in the first place is already done. Turning a brand mention into a link is surely easy in comparison, right?
I’d like to say yes. And in many cases it is. However, I’ve also seen some horrendous examples of link reclamation gone wrong, usually because of a lack of understanding as to whether a link is actually deserved or not.
How do you find unlinked brand mentions?
One way to find unlinked brand mentions is to use ahref’s content explorer and follow their tutorial here. Combining a CSV export with Screaming Frog to compile a list of web pages which mention your brand but which don’t link.
If you’re actively promoting a content marketing or digital PR campaign, however, you’ll undoubtedly already be looking for the latest coverage.
One of the easiest ways to find this is through Google News. Filter by ‘Past 24 hours’ to see coverage picked up in the past day, or set to ‘Past week’ if you’re looking to find additional articles and features.
This will often throw up a number of unlinked brand mentions which you then can use link reclamation tactics for to try and turn them into a link.
Don’t forget to set up Google Alerts both across your brand name and campaign headlines as well to easily be alerted to further unlinked mention opportunities to explore.
When should you ask for a brand mention to be linked?
It’s not always right to ask for an unlinked brand mentioned to be turned into a link.
Despite what many may say, a journalist doesn’t owe you a link. Not even if they cover your campaign.
A link’s purpose is to take a user from A to B and, in order for that to make sense to be in place, it typically needs to add value of some sorts.
To put this into a working context, let’s look at a few different scenarios here.
Your brand (or client) has been mentioned in an article in reference to a study which you conducted and which the article directly mentions. There’s no link but many of the statistics and findings have been revealed.
A journalist has featured an infographic which you produced (and embedded it) but hasn’t linked. They have credited your brand.
Your brand has been referenced alongside a quote which you supplied to a journalist to add further weight to their story around a subject.
Your brand has been mentioned out of context. In this case, let’s base it around a Tweet which circulated last year; one of your physical stores has been mentioned in an online newspaper, only in reference to a robbery taking place over the road from it.
In which instance would you say you’re well-deserved of the link?
Scenario one.
When there’s a clear opportunity to add value with what’s on the other end of the link, there’s no debating that a link should be in place and it’s easy to justify why. The good news is that, in many cases, the link will already be in place when there’s clear value to the user and is an important part of the wider article.
Scenarios two and three are the ones where most link reclamation activity happens. Those where a link references the original campaign or the brand who has supplied a quote. In most cases, the link isn’t already in place here because it isn’t vital to the story. However, the link is in context and can be requested as a way to cite a source.
Scenario four is where link reclamation should be avoided. The link is of no value to readers and doesn’t make contextual sense.
Always be mindful as to whether it makes sense for a link to be added in to an article. Ask yourself; “would a link add value to a reader?” Otherwise, you’re wasting your time trying to reclaim an out-of-context mention.
You need to be able to clearly outline where a link should point to.
Note: requesting homepage, category or service page links is often not as successful as those to content pages as it can be seen as overly commercial.
You also need to be able to justify why it makes sense to be in place to maximize your success rate at link reclamation.
Who should you approach with your request?
You need to make sure you’re making your request to the right person to increase your chances of seeing a brand mentioned turned into a link.
Your options of who to approach are usually:
The journalist who wrote and published the article
Their editor
The publication’s corrections desk
You see, most go straight back to the journalist who they pitched the original story to, however this isn’t always as successful as it could be.
Why?
Journalists are busy people.
Once they’ve hit publish there’s a good chance they’ve moved onto writing their next article and have more or less forgotten about what they last put together. And we simply have to accept that. They have new priorities and they’re not about to go and drop everything to add your link back in.
Of course, that’s not to say that reaching back out to a journalist doesn’t work, simply that they’re not always the best option.
You could reach out to the editor of the section. However, again, they’re busy individuals and adding your link in likely doesn’t come as a high priority.
A corrections desk’s role is to make amends to articles which have already been published.
This makes them, at least for me, the first people to reach out to.
You’ll find corrections contacts listed for most publications. If we take a look at Metro’s ‘Contact Us’ page (found in their footer), we see:
The address clearly states that the purpose is for complaints or corrections. sSending your link reclamation request here often ensures both quick action and an increased chance of success.
Say you send to the corrections desk and either get no reply after three days or you don’t see the link added in. (Note that you often won’t be notified that a link has been added to the article after you request it through the corrections desk — so be sure to keep checking yourself.) In this case, you might go back and reach out to either the journalist or the editor (or both; essentially giving you three chances at getting that link).
What should you say to maximize your chances of getting the link?
I’ve spent hours in the past reworking emails, but am confident that the approach which I now take works well, at least across my own clients and campaigns.
I’ve learned that a successful link reclamation email includes the following:
A polite THANK YOU for covering your campaign, brand or client (manners really do go a long way)
A clear reference to the title of the article which contains the brand mention
A link to the article which contains the mention
The link which you want added in to the article
A simple justification as to why the link adds value to readers
And, in practice, here’s what that looks like for me:
It’s simple, straight to the point and polite; however what it does perfectly is justify why a link would add value to the article and should be added in.
In this particular example, the link was added into an article on USA Today within 2 hours of sending the email.
Earning extra links for your brand
Link reclamation is something, as far as I’m concerned, should be done alongside all content marketing and digital PR campaigns to help you maximize the number of quality links earned.
Once you understand what works (and what doesn’t) in terms of who to approach and what to say, you’ll find that it’s something you can spend half an hour on each day and see results from.
At the end of the day, links still work in SEO. And there’s every argument to be made to put in that extra bit of effort to earn more from your (already put in) hard work.
James Brockbank is Managing Director of Digitaloft, a multi-award winning SEO, PPC & Content Marketing agency. You can find him on Twitter @BrockbankJames.
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Ok so heres the deal, I am 18, a guy, living in nyc and looking to buy my first car. Now my parents dont drive so Im on my own for insurance. Now Ive been shopping around to every large company and even small, and the lowest I could get a monthly payment down to was around $371 a month. That is the state minimum coverage with no collision coverage. Its gonna be used whatever I get so I dont need the collision. Now the help I need is if anyone knows any possible way to get anything cheaper, I can deal with something like $200-$250 a month. If anyone has a success story or knows any agents or brokers personally and could help, Id love to know. Now dont tell me I should go on a family member or something, thats not an option. Ive done all the research and been doing quotes 24/7. Now Im a student just trying to get to school and work safely and efficiently. I have a clean license nothing on it. Please and thank you for any help.""
Do I really need car insurance?
I'm paying $170 a month for car insurance, it went up a little because i was in a minor accident and I feel it's a bit much to be paying every month. So if I don't have ...show more""
File auto insurance claim or pay out-of-pocket in NJ?
My 17yo daughter just got her graduated NJ license, skidded on wet corner, causing $1300 in damage to wheel & susp. We have $500 deductible. Can we ask our insurance co. how much our rates will go up if we file a claim, or will that automatically flag her for additional points?""
Light collision on the highway...covered by insurance?
my girlfriend was driving my car, and i was sleeping so i didn't see what happened... she was driving on the most left lane, and there was a car on the right hand side of our car.. again, i didn't see what happened, but she told me that car didn't stay on his lane, and slightly crossed to our lane, then the front of our car hit the back of that car... no one is injured, my gf and that driver both stopped on the shoulder and see if there are any damages... but it was at night, and too dark to see anything... that man said he is just going to go home and drive away... after we went back home, we found out there are some scratches and some dent on the front of my car... i took it to the auto body shop, and it the people there said it's gonna cost about $900 to fix it... should i contact my insurance company..? or is it not covered..? (sorry, i know i am all new to this...)""
How much do you need to pay for car insurance in NY?
I dont have a car and dont know anything about car insurance, just want to know the basics.""
Car Insurance - Young Driver 18 years old Male - NEED HELP PLEASE!!!!?
I have recently passed my driving test (3 days ago!) and will be buying a car ASAP as I have a job lined up and have just left school. I've tried tens of comparison sites and even rang some insurance companies direct to try and get a better quote... I have looked at the smallest possible engine size, that being 0.8l and 1l engines. I've looked at cars such as FORD KA, Vauxhall Corsa, Nissan Micra, Renault Clio and a few others too. The cheapest quote I have found for all of the cars is for a 2000 Ford KA 1.3l 3dr 4 seats (the smallest KA engine size possible) and that price was 3,800 paying monthly with a company called My Policy . However, I have used various other KA registration plates all the same engine size but some being 2003 models or 2005 and the insurance jumps to over 6,000! I haven't found another FORD KA cheaper than 5,500 and obviously if I can't get that one particular car out of the thousands for sale that insurance quote will be invalid anyway. Basically, I've tried everything. Adding named drivers (with lots of driving experience 30+ years), putting my car in a locked garage, on the road, tried different cars - models, registration plates, ages, engine sizes, and not to forget the countless comparison sites. The funny thing is with MyPolicy I went onto their site directly to get a quote and they were unable to give me a quote when entering exactly the same information into the Tiger.co.uk comparison site, that site brought up the 3,800 quote with MyPolicy but when I use their site directly they can't give me a quote... I know insurance is based on MANY factors, believe me I understand that. I tried entering different post codes (just out of curiosity) and it did help, but only fractionally. It just seems (other than the 1 obscure quote of 3,800 on ONE car, out of the 100+ I've tried) that I can't get a quote cheaper than 5,000 for a car with the smallest engine size and insurance group possible... It's ridiculous. Please don't advise fronting because it's illegal and I want to build up some NCD anyway. CAN ANYONE HELP ME GET A QUOTE CHEAPER THAN 3,500?! Thanks a lot, -Ash.""
New Lexington Ohio Cheap car insurance quotes zip 43764
New Lexington Ohio Cheap car insurance quotes zip 43764
Increase in car insurance after passing test? RIP OFF? changing insurance questions.?
i have just passed my test, and my insurance company (Quinn Direct) are trying to rip me off. When i had provisional license, my insurance was 1100 on a 1.1 saxo. which i thought was good 4 1st time driver. but now ive passed they are saying its going to increase to 2500, which surely is a load of rubbish? i did a few quotes with other companys and they are coming up around 1100-1500. if i cancel my insurance with Quinn (at a fee of 35) and join another insurance company, will i have to start over with my no claims? as i dont have a full year yet, my 1st no claim would be in march 09. please help? what should i do? i dont want to be ripped off but i also dont want to loose my half a year of no claims. Plus i also have 10 month acelerater insurance, which i paid a deposit up front, so i have 2 free months at the end of my insurance.""
So I'm looking into buying a Honda Element but I want to know how much insurance n gas n all that would be?
Help please lol and if overall if its worth it
How can I see a cheap doctor w/ no insurance?
I am 23 years old and I don't have insurance. My husband got a huge pay cut and we had to cancel it. We just can't afford it at the moment. However, I am having some serious issues and I really want to see a doctor badly. I am having horrible pains in my hands and the rest of my body and pitting edema in my legs. I don't want to rack up a huge emergency bill, but I can't afford $200 for a doctors visit. Is there ANYWHERE I can go to see a doctor for really cheap??? It's to the point where I can hardly use my hands to even type this and I am scared. Thanks..""
Immediate Medical Insurance Help Required?
Hi I am Rishika from Bangalore. I am new to this place. I had got a medical insurance done for my parents but It got expired one month back. Unfortunately, my mom is due for a surgery in the next week and I am looking for any quick medical Insurance help that I can get. I understand its too late to get a medical insurance done. I can arrange for the medical expenses by hand as of now. Is anyone aware of any policies from which I can reimburse the amount later. Or is anyone aware of any medical insurance people from whom I can make a deal and make it a cashless transaction using the insurance policy?? IM confused like hell. Please please help :(((((( :( Yours, Rishika""
Can I drive a car and get it insured in my parents name?
I'm thinking of buying a car as soon as I pass my driving test next month and I heard that car insurance for a 20 year old is really expensive so I was wondering if I was able to ...show more
Moving to Pennsylvania - how do i get car insurance?
I recently moved to PA from NY. I have Allstate insurance on a rented car using my old address in NY. It expires in a little under a month. What do I do now? How do I go about getting new insurance? DO I have to go through the crazy process of getting PA plates? (I only plan on being here for 2 yrs - then I'm moving back to NY) BTW, my parents still live in NY. I'm not sure if that can help me.""
""California insurance agent icensing question: there are four categories: Life, Fire & Casuality, ....?""
Personal Lines, and Bail. What does a Personal Lines Broker-Agent do/sell? I think the Life agent can sell health insurance and life? Fire sounds like fire insurance (duh) but that Personal Lines throws me. Any help?""
All nevada insurance?
All Nevada Insurance at Martin Luther King Blvd., Las Vegas, Nevada 89106. Have they moved?""
16 year old provisionals license Geico insurance w/Suburban estimate?
I have a GMC Suburban, year: 1998. I am 16 years old, had just passed my drivers test and got my provisionals drivers license yesterday. GPA isn't all that well right now @ 2.75, I'm not a terrible student, it's just I had failed a class & had c/d's my first year of highschool before I kicked it in gear to get a/b's in classes. If I were to get put on my parents insurance (Geico) as a driver on their plan to drive a GMC Suburban year 98. How much do you expect a month for it to increase? I will have to pay however much extra it is on their bill for my chunk of the insurance bill. Working at Subway @ Min wage, have to also pay for my phone every month (about $45, 50 a month). Tried to get a quote or look around online for a general price estimate, though I'm not 18 and unable to. Parent's are not home, not interested in waiting the few hours for them to get home and become motivated to look into it. Thanks!""
I need a cheap insurance company.?
My friends problem: Well my mom decides that im not going under her insurance today, meaning I have 4 days to find a cheap insurance company and get my car insured. If anyone could tell me what they drive and how much they pay and what company it would be greatly appreciated.""
What insurance company is best for self employment health insurance?
I am thinking about becoming self employed. What company offers the best insurance policy for self employed people?
""Just moved to Louisiana, do I have to change my address, driver's license, and transfer my car insurance?""
I moved from Minnesota a couple weeks ago and I'm afraid it's going to be expensive to change all of these, especially my insurance due to the increased crime rate here in New Orleans. Is this illegal to leave be? I am really quite clueless. What about when my tabs expire in December? Also I bank with Bremer bank which is only available in the midwest, do I need to change it? Can I keep my checking and savings accounts and open a checking account here at a Chase bank as well?""
How much would insurance be for a jeep Cherokee?
i am planning to get a jeep cherokee or wrangler and want to know how much car insurance would be. i am 16 and want to know how much money i should pay insurance to see if it is in my budget.
Michigan Motorcycle Insurance?
I live in Michigan I only ride my motorcycle during the spring and summer, which comes out to be about 6 months of the year. the rest of the time the bike is stored, with no riders. My question is can I get some sort of insurance where I'm covered for six months and the rest of the time it in storage it's on a storage like insurance? I know you can in New Jersey because my friends have in however can you in Michigan? if so could you post a link or where you got this infor from so i can contact them further thank you""
About how much car insurance does a first time 26 year old driver have to pay?
I need to know I lived in the city for many years and got by with public transportation so I never needed a car no that I have moved I need to buy a car, I hear folks says new drivers pay more..is this true of so how much more I plan to buy a used car for around 5-8 k directly no car loans""
Where can i find a good healthcare plan for myself and my kids? more inside?
39 weeks prego with number 2. and neither have insurance except the smallest will have ga medicade when he is born.i am looking for insurance to cover them mostly. and everything i see has at least a $1000 deductible. what is a good way to do this? i am 21 and don't know any thing about insurance. help please :-) i
First car ... I need cheap car insurance.. what car offers cheap insurance?
Tell me how much the insurance costs if possible, bearing in mind I am a new driver.""
Car Insurance?
I am just trying to get some quotes on maybe what my car insurance would be. I don't have the kind of car that I want yet but I was just trying to get an estimate and check and see what it would be around.. Can I get any quotes without the Vin Number?
""Cheap, but safe cars with low insurance [group 5 or less]?""
Are there cars [excluding super mini cars] that are big [i.e. saloon cars etc], but are generally cheap to insure for young drivers. As it seems the only ones that have cheap insurance are the super mini cars, and I don't really want one.""
Can you add you unborn child to your insurance?
well, I would like to add my baby to my boyfriend's insurance (the daddy) can he do it now or we need to wait until the baby is born?""
How much a car? used car + insurance + NY state?
hi, i would like to know how much can a car cost, how much is the avarege? a used car plus the insurance in New York state?""
Can someone explain how car insurance works?
Specifically, how do you pay for auto insurance? Do you make monthly payments or do you pay it at one time?""
Penalty for driving with no insurance or registration in california?
Got pulled over, had expired tags and no insurance. Officer didnt tow my car. Just gave me a ticket for both and sent me on my way. How much am i looking at?""
Top 10 low insurance and tax cars in insurance group 1?
just wanted little info about top 10 cars that are: 1.0 - 1.2 litre engine Insurance group 1 Low road tax
""Is $150/month too much for auto insurance. 21, female, full coverage?""
I signed up for Allstates full coverage insurance for my 2006 Toyota corolla. I'm 21, female, and clean driving record so far. Is 150 per month too expensive?""
New Lexington Ohio Cheap car insurance quotes zip 43764
New Lexington Ohio Cheap car insurance quotes zip 43764
Which company provide online health insurance?
I want to buy health insurance online without any agent. Will you please suggest me the best online health insurance plan? Thanks in Advance
Am losing health insurance...?
What are some non employer options? Live in Kansas and am clueless what to do to get insurance. Have 2 kids.... Do they qualify for free insurance? Make too much money to get assistance but not enough to pay for it. Please help. Married and neither of us has affordable employer insurance!
How to get cheap insurance without no claim bonus?
Hi basically I had been a additional driver on my brothers policy for 3 years and I do not hold any no claim bonus as it was on my brothers name. I want to get insurance done on my name now but I am looking for any good deal being a only driver with no claim bonus as I have no accident history, I have clean record of driving so any ideas on how to sort it out cheap let me know thanks in advance :)""
Insurance price?
does anyone have an idea of how much insurance would be for me to purchase a new wrx sti? age 24, pittsburgh PA, clean record...any rough estimates?""
What does 6 months mean for car insurance?
I'm 18 and I don't know munch about car insurance. For me it's about $1500 for the year or about $300 a month for six months. Is this every month for six month like January through June? Or every other month for the whole year?
How do I renew my health insurance card in the U.S?
I am 15, and my health insurance card a few months ago. How do I renew another one? Do I have to sign up all over again and do all the paper-works or I just have to go to that place and ask for a new card? May I get plenty of details about this? Because it's really important to me. The person with has the BEST answer will get pretty awesome points. Thanks :)""
Car accident I have liability the other involved had no insurance?
I got into a car accident today which pretty much totalled out the back half of my van, seeing as the insurance agent will probably call it as totalled out. Here is my question the other party told us that he had no insurance at all and I only carry liability insurance whats going to happen with my vehicle, how are my damages going to be paid?""
What is the cheapest car insurance company?
Ok, so I just want to know, as far as getting insurance for your Car goes....do you guys know like what Car Insurance COMPANY has the cheapest insurance you can buy for your car? Thanks, it would help out alot.""
Is it possible to upgrade car insurance with an ongoing claim?
Hello, I am a 19 year old male living in England. I had an accident around 2 months ago in my car of which I am the main driver and owner (no dispute here). I have been ensured by a solicitor friend that the crash was not my fault as the other party pulled out in front of me. However, the other party is still disputing liability and I have been told by my insurance that the case could take upwards of 10 weeks. I have a job opportunity starting in 1 week exactly as a delivery driver. I will technically be self-employed, so will have to provide my own business insurance. My question is: is it at all possible to upgrade my insurance to business cover while the claim is still ongoing? If this is possible, would it be allowed on the basis that I would be considered liable for this accident (at least in the short run) and thus be charged a an extortionate amount? Thanks in advance.""
Which is the best insurance company for an 18 year old male driver?
Hey, I'm an 18 year old boy (hurdle #1) and live in South-East London (hurdle #2) and I've had my license for a month now (hurdle #3!) and just bought my VW Polo 999cc (999cc!!)..I CANNOT for the life of me find a decent insurance quote I mean i'm in full-time employment but still most of the quotes I've been given are more than half my annual salary! Public transport is NOT an option because of the shifts I've been given..I've tried the young drivers' insurance with people like Co-Op and InsureTheBox but they're not much different to anyone else.. So, if ANYONE has ANY advice/anecdotes they could share, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks in advance (:""
Considering suing my car insurance company?
As we all know car insurance companies in the United States of America charge males more than females to drive a car based on real world studies . This is the equivalent of not hiring females because they may get pregnant and take a lot ofdays off... Because this is truly a real world study i conducted that males dont get pregnant as often as females. So I am highly tempted to bring this up with a lawyer or at least send a letter to my car insurance company, and i want them to hurt for it because frankly it pisses me off that i am being descriminated against. Further more, in europe, this practice of charging males more because they are more likely to drive is highly illegal. I am in no way a liberal democrat but if this sensitivity bullshit is going to stop descrimination than maybe they should give a **** about me before i start caring about them...""
Need to purchase car insurance.. what do I do?
I got into a minor accident a couple of days ago and I did not have insurance. It was my parents' car and the damages have already been paid for from my personal savings. Now, I am going to get car insurance. The question here is if I want to get insured, do I have to report to car insurance companies of my accident? If yes, why? How would the company possibly know I got into an accident? Also, do insurance companies screen your driver's license? If so, how much more money per year can I expect to pay for 2 points on my license for an average 20 year old? Yes, I'm not the smartest for having drove without insurance, hence, the reason why I am getting insurance.""
Can anyone tell me where to find affordable health insurance in Missouri?
I'm a rural carrier for the postal service. I'm not offered benefits for a year. But I need to be seen by a doctor soon! (Woman issues)
Where can i find car insurance for less than $50?
Where can i find car insurance for less than $50?
Car accident and insurance claim?
2 persons came to look my car for buying purpose. 1 of them was standing in front of my car and other just opened the door and turned the ignation on. the car was in gear so jumped up and hit the person standing in front of the car. man got stuck between my car and the other parked in front of my car and broke his leg. police and ambulance came. they took our statement and did not say anything to me but had separate discussionn with the othee person for long time. my question will this effect my by any mean legally? my car did not have insurance but no body drove the car either. i mean I am really scared what gonna happen to me I don't know if I shall keep trying selling my car or wait until hear from police. thanks
Co-Buyer Auto Insurance?
All, I helped ex GF to buy a car. I thought I was co signing for loan but apparantly I am a co buyer of car. The registration is her or me . I dont mind being responsible for loan. If she messes up loan I will make payments. She tells me she has car properly insured etc. What worries me is if she lets insurance lapse or cause a major accident could I end up in trouble. Can I insure myself against her letting insurance lapse or causing major injury/damage? I currently have no personal auto insurance (have company vehicle). Is there anything else I can do to protect myself? Im very worried about this. Do I need to be or am i overreacting? Pat""
State Farm insurance?
I have my own insurance and it was. 230 a month now I am getting a new car and I need collusion I am getting a Honda civic sedan 2012 white can anyone tell me an estimate on how much my insurance will go up Ps the car is financed . I have State Farm, I am 20 years old I reside in ny and I have had no accident""
""Bike insurance idea, would it work?""
As you know insurance for a 600cc sports bike for a 17yr old (male) is extremely high (I was quoted 9000+), however you may of heard of fronting, (putting someone with lots more experience and age as the main driver and putting me (17yr old) as a second driver) this apparently greatly reduces the insurance cost, however is a form of insurance fraud and is illegal. But I thought of a plan... You see I have my heart set on a honda cbr600rr, it is much cheaper than a 125cc bike that I would buy new only to buy another bike a few years later thus deeming the 125 useless, but what if I got the 600 and did make my dad (who is much older and more experienced) the main driver and me the 2nd, but to avoid it being fronting, he could use it when i'm not and I could force him to ride somewhere so ultimately he would have used it more so it wouldn't be illegal right? By the way he mostly goes out at night so it would not interfere with my needs.""
Which is the best insurance which i need to take for my parents who visiting USA?
My parents are coming to US and need to take a medical and dental insurance for them. please advise
What is most important in a car insurance plan?
Okay, I know this is a complicated question that I'm asking on Yahoo! Answers, but hopefully somebody can give a credible answer. I'm about to get my first car and I want to make sure I have the proper insurance. I don't want an insurance company talking me into buying more than I need, nor do I want to be under-protected. So what's most important? I thought I'd heard that liability coverage was more important than collision. Is that true? How much liability should I need? If someone could give me some good suggestions with some numbers, I'd really appreciate it.""
""I was denied homeowners insurance by state farm, are there any companies that will insure me?""
I made 3 claims 12/18/09 amt. $302, 9/1/08 $0; and 5/10/08 amt.$1302. Allstate has said no as well.""
Cheapest car insurance?
who is the cheapest car insurance provider in the uk?I only have one year no claims bonus and I just purchased a vw bora 2.0 and the insurence quotes are pretty high so far
Will I be covered by my parents auto insurance for an accident if im not on the policy?
I was in a car accident last night while driving my parents insured car. I, however, am not on the policy. I am 23 and live in my parents household. I have my own seperate insurance for my vehicle, which I was not driving due mechanical issues. This is the only time I have driven my parents car. Will either my parents or my car insurance cover the accident? This is what happened: I hit a car who made a left in front of me while driving through an intersection. The light was green, I had the right of way. When the police arrived the individual whom I hit admitted he had been drinking and was a marijuana user. The police arrested him and towed his car. The officer disclosed that the individual did not show proof of insurance. Also, there was a witness (the driver in the car behind me) who pulled over to check on us. He had told the officers what happened which verified my explanation of the event. I live in California, if that helps. If anyone has any advice for this scenario, please advise me on how I should proceed as I have never been in this situation. Thank you""
Decent car that's cheap to buy and insure?
Hi so I'm looking at buying a car. Right now I only have around 3,000. I would rather just get a cheaper car now but if nots possible I can wait until I have 5,000. Okay so I know I'm not going to be buying a Ferrari for my budget but I'm looking for some ideas of cars that are inexpensive to buy, inexpensive to insure and one I won't get laughed at for driving. The oldest year I would go is a 1999.leave your ideas. Thanks""
""If you have Amica car insurance, how much does 1 speeding ticket cost you?""
I live in Massachusetts. Have a perfect driving record but now I'm charged with 1 speeding ticket. How much more in insurance premiums will it cost me if I plead guilty? It's a regular speeding ticket, not DUI or wreckless driving. THanks""
New Lexington Ohio Cheap car insurance quotes zip 43764
New Lexington Ohio Cheap car insurance quotes zip 43764
How much money can I save on my car insurance after completion of the pass plus course?
Give me examples of how much you have saved or a friend or something
Are annuities good for young people?
Does anyone know if annuiites are good for young people, like in their late 20's. Starting a family and reading about many investment options. It seems like we've only heard about annuities for older or almost retired people, but with new prods that guarantee 7% yearly if your investments don't make that much...seems it's not a bad thing to add to a portfolio.""
How much does your motorcycle's insurance rise when your bike has been stolen?
I'm asking this question for a friend who had some filthy chavs take his bike last weekend. It was a Yamaha XVS125 dragstar, so his insurance would have been quite cheap anyway but I was wondering how much more he will have to pay when he gets a new bike. Ideally if this has happened to you can you tell me ... how much your insurance was before (and if your license had points etc) and how much it was when you got a new bike. Thx""
Broke my contract phone and have no insurance?
Basically, entirely my own fault... i have no insurance on my phone (had it for three months) and it was smashed yesterday! But my question is, if i phone up vodafone and tell them i will PAY three months worth of insurance, backdate it back to the three months i have had this phone, can I then claim for a replacement? Technically I will still be paying for insurance and they will be getting money? Is this possible??""
Progressive good student discount question. PLEASE HELP!?
i just found out i have to pay $100 per month for my insurance and i just got my license but my parents can't really afford to pay that right now so i was wondering what is their required GPA for the good student discount in California, Please help me.""
50cc Scooter Insurance Help?
I'm 16 in 9 days, and I'm going to celebrate with a Peugeot V Clic Silver Sport. However, I'm going to need insurance. I live in a quiet area, and my scooter will be kept in a locked, secure garage with four other scooters. I'm also very responsible and won't be thrashing it and doing wheelies. Does anyone think this will reduce the cost of insurance?""
Registering and insuring a salvaged car?
just bought a car with a salvaged title with full knowledge of such thinking i'll save some money. the car runs fine, everything functions as any other car and if the title ...show more""
Why does the Honda Insight ('00-'05) cost so much to insure? (UK)?
Why does the 2000 - 2005 Honda Insight have group 12 insurance status in the UK?! Its such a shame, I have been looking to upgrading my small car at the moment, and have always liked the old Insight. For some strange reason it didn't ever seem to take off, and it was way ahead of its time, and is still a very good, one of the best ever mass manufactured cars for fuel consumption (may even be the best). It has a 1 litre engine, which produces just 66bhp, but is extremely efficient so achieves 83MPG and has a 0-60 time of 12.1s (top speed: 112mph). Remember group 12. Or I could pick out a Seat Toledo 2 litre Sport - produces 147bhp, 34MPG, has a 0-60 time of 9.4s (top speed: 128mph). This is a group 10. Why isn't the insight lower?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? Any info would be great""
Can you remove yourself from your parents' health insurance voluntarily?
I just would like to know. Is it possible? Thanks.
Does color of car affect insurance rates?
In the market for brand new car. Does color matter with insurance? I've heard red is most expensive.
What is a good health insurance for small business owners?
i currently have blue cross of california but they raised the premium. it is the worst insurance in the world and a ppo to boot, so i can barely pick my doctors. thank you in advance.""
Which is the best policies for Life Insurance and Health Insurance ?
Iam 27 years old and married.I have my father,mother and wife as my dependents and our kids in future.i want to get life insurance for me and Health Insurance for my whole family as they are fully depending upon me. - I already have Jeevan Anand from LIC Sum Assured : 5,00,000.00 Policy Term 74 (Premium payment term 17) - i am ready to spent another 20-25 thousand as annual premium for Health and any other good policies.It will be better if its consider as a good investment also. So please suggest me good policy from LIC and a Health Insurance policy available now. Your advises will be highly appreciated. Thanks.""
How much is gonna cost in Insurance if I buy salvage car here in califonia?
How much is gonna cost in Insurance if I buy salvage car here in califonia?
""Car accident, no insurance?!!!!?""
A high school kid hit my car today, I was at a stop sign and he turned too early and hit my car. I do not have insurance(welp I know, I'm a single mother we can't afford it all). Anyway, he did have insurance and he was at fault. Will his insurance cover the cost to fix my car or no? Since I didn't have insurance and all that is?""
Residency in California or South Carolina?
I live in MI, I am hoping to be a marine biologist. Obviously MI is not the best place to study the ocean and the things in it. So I want to move to California or South Carolina for some schools I like. I know that it takes 1 year to be a resident in both states but can I also take community college courses while being there? Much thanks!""
I need a good car insurance company I have 6 points and a chapter 7 in my credit report?
I have two cars one needs full coverage $500.00.00 deduc.at list, the car is a 2002 ford explorer and the other one is a 1992 dodge spirit /liability only. If you know about an insurance company that gives good coverage for a decent price let me know my current policy is $166.20 a month.""
How much will it cost....?
I live in Hemet , Southern California. I have a 9 month old son. He will be nursed until 24 months, However, he does eat some solid foods. I my boyfriend and I rent an appartment for $750- How much would our monthly income need to be to support our family? How much is utilities in my area? How much do you spend on gas? How much is car insurance? How much is it to get my car smoged? How much are monthly groceries? What other bills am I missing? Please help!""
Got my second speeding ticket will the insurance go up? do i need to go to court?
i recieved my first ticket this year in january. i went to traffic school and it got removed. so on friday i got a speeding ticket i was going 82 and the speed limit was 65. do i have to go to court? can i get it removed again? does it affect my insurance? i have ecompass insurance. im under my moms insurance is she going to find out? im 19.
I'm pregnant. Can I use my boyfriends insurance?
I am only 6 weeks pregnant and we aren't married yet. I was wondering if there was a way I can use my boyfriends insurance (Kaiser) for doctor visits and child birth. I have heard that we may have to add me on his as a domestic partner, is this right? And does Kaiser add domestic partners on a members plan? Any advice would help.""
""Will the Supreme Court ruling on Affordable Care Act affect those under 26, and on their parents insurance?""
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"How much will car insurance cost if I decide to buy a 2000-02 Chevy Corvette?
I have a clean driving record; I have never been in an accident, no tickets, no nothing. I'm not saying its true but I heard from a friend that it cost about $500 a month for car insurance for the vette?
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Can you drive your parents' car without insurance?
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Getting Health Insurance?
I recently moved to New York City and the health insurance is expensive here. I was living in Virginia with my family and they still live there. Can I apply for Virginia health insurance, even though I'm living in NYC?""
How much price of the car drops after a accident occurs?
Rear ended............. car bumper is damaged honda civic ex sedan 2008 ?? The insurance wanted to estimate a diminished value for car and I just want to be prepared to know around how much would be rational. Thank You so much.
How do you buy insurances?
I don't care which insurance it is, you look up complaints there is a looooong list about all of them.""
What are the cheapest cars to insure for a 17 year old boy with just 1 month of obtaining a full uk driving?
license my budget for the car is 500-2000 for my first car im going to be looking at getting insured under a parents name with over 20 years of driving experience but they dont want to put no claims down on my insurance so i will be a additional driver. Please give me a big list of cars you suggest within my budget to purchase a car for 500-2000 pounds as i dont have a car yet and need a cheap one for a run around and i need cheap insurance. the insurance has to cost 2500 maximum for the cars you suggest
What is the best auto insurance carrier?
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Best Car Insurance for 17 year old.?
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How much will car insurance cost if I decide to buy a 2000-02 Chevy Corvette?
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The 10-a-day diet tested: ‘I feel like a sentient composter’
New research suggests that we ought to be eating 10 portions of fruit and veg a day. Stuart Heritage plies himself with the good stuff, and Guardian cook Felicity Cloake judges his efforts
Like everyone else in the world, my blood ran cold when I heard that we are now expected to eat 10 portions of fruit and vegetables every day. That is double the previous recommended amount, and even that required too much effort for my liking. Oh, sure, the effects of 10 a day sound miraculous researchers claim that it would decrease our chance of heart disease by 24%, stroke by 33% and cancer by 13% but it sounds a bit much, doesnt it?
Perhaps not. We wanted to investigate how much fruit and vegetables you need to eat to gain the maximum protection against disease, and premature death. Our results suggest that although five portions of fruit and vegetables is good, 10 a day is even better, said Imperial Colleges Dr Dagfinn Aune, lead author of the research.
What does it mean exactly? Its 10 servings of 80g portions so three tablespoons of peas, or one pear, say, is a single portion. So, is it do-able?
A YouGov poll from 2012 reported that only one in five of us manage to hit five portions a day, let alone 10. Brave pioneer that I am, I decided to find out over the course of a long weekend, before Guardian cook Felicity Cloake judged my efforts and offered some suggestions of how better to hit my goal.
Friday Breakfast
My breakfast usually consists of horrifyingly sugary cereal, to provide me with the artificial jolt of energy required to see me through the morning. Today, however, I eat a grapefruit, a banana and an apple. Better yet, a whole grapefruit counts as two portions. Still, its 7.30am, and Ive already almost hit half of my daily quota. In your face, science. Im going to live for ever.
Except Im not, obviously, because as Harley Street dietitian and sports nutritionist Raquel Britzke points out, favouring fruit over vegetables has problems of its own. Both give you carbohydrates, vitamins, minerals, and fibre, she says. But fruits tend to have more carbs, and consequently more sugar, than vegetables. If you have a slow metabolism or are trying to lose weight, I recommend eating seven portions of veggies and three portions of fruit. Great.
A happy start to the experiment. Photograph: Stuart Heritage
Lunch
G2 sends a photographer to my house, to show the world what I look like when Im near some vegetables. Inadvertently, my lunch becomes all the things that the photographer tells me to put into my mouth. This ends up being an apple, a banana and two different carrots.
Dinner
On a normal day, my meal of chicken and potatoes would have been entirely vegetable-free but, knowing that I now have a target to hit, I pile up a mound of cherry tomatoes on the side and work through those as well. Its not quite the advice I was given by another nutritionist, Laura Thomas, who suggested that all meals should consist of at least 50% vegetables, but its a start. A bowl of watermelon for pudding and Ive easily hit my 10.
Total intake: 10 portions.
Felicitys verdict
Stuart has immediately discovered the easy part of fruit and veg consumption: the fruit bit. Australians are told fruit should make up just two of their recommended seven portions a day because of its effect on blood sugar and he has got through 60g of sugar for breakfast alone. Although our own government seems to take the view that any fresh produce is better than the traditional British diet of Jammie Dodgers, it might be wise to swap some of this fruit for avocado on toast or a mushroom omelette occasionally, and save the sweet stuff for pudding later in the day.
Saturday Breakfast
Now that I have a toddler who can shout the word pancakes in a vaguely threatening manner, Saturday breakfast is always a rigidly enforced stack of banana pancakes. The good news: one stack has a whole banana in it. The bad news: it also has eggs and flour in it, which fill me up much more than just a banana would. However, I still manage to heroically force down an apple and two satsumas as well. Four portions, done and dusted by 8am. I am the best.
Saturday breakfast: banana pancakes and fruit. Photograph: Stuart Heritage
Except, wait. After checking the NHS website, I realise that a satsuma only counts as half a portion, which knocks me back down to three. Undaunted, I eat two more satsumas to boost me back up, which means that Ive now eaten four satsumas in a row for breakfast. This is no way for a man to live.
Snack
I put my son down for a morning nap and, because of this stupid challenge, think: What a perfect opportunity to eat an entire raw carrot. It has been years since I last ate an entire raw carrot, and now I see why. Raw carrots are rubbish all chew and no reward. The carrot takes a thousand years to eat. It takes so long that my son wakes up before I finish, and I have to put the rest of it in my pocket for later. All this work, trying to sneak in a vegetable whenever I have a moment of downtime, is starting to make me feel less like a person and more like a sentient composter.
Lunch
A bowl of chicken-and-vegetable soup (which counts as a portion, according to the label), and two portions of grapes. Two portions of grapes is 28 grapes, which I count out one by one like some sort of shivering Victorian waif. What have I become?
Later, while running errands, the wind begins. There is a good three-minute stretch where a brand-new fart pops out of my trousers with every step I take. This is new. So much for science; I worry that if everyone eats 10 portions of fruit and veg a day, well all end up dead from methane inhalation.
Dinner
Meatballs and pasta and tomato sauce (homemade, so it counts) and another big bowl of watermelon. Ive hit my 10 portions again, and I only had to accidentally fumigate one shop to do it.
Total intake: 10 portions.
Felicitys verdict
Banana pancakes are a painless way to get fruit into children; top with berries to add an extra portion, and ring the changes with cheesy courgette or crispy carrot fritters occasionally. Equally, at this time of year, when salads feel a bit punishing, soup is a lifesaver: minestrone will happily absorb any old odds and ends you have in the fridge. You can also add finely chopped veg to meatballs and burgers (grated carrot or finely chopped spinach are good candidates) and, of course, if Stuart ever finishes that sugary watermelon, he could always knock up a chocolate beetroot or parsnip-and-orange cake as an after-dinner treat.
A bountiful breakfast. Photograph: Stuart Heritage
Sunday Breakfast
The plan was to have a nice, big, healthy breakfast and then head out as a family to a fancy event in London. However, a combination of train cancellations, a sick wife and barely any sleep means that breakfast now consists of a chocolate chip cookie that I made with my son yesterday. The cookie has a glac cherry on it. Glac cherries apparently do not count towards your 10 a day. This feels like an oversight on the part of the NHS.
Lunch
Post-event, with my wife home unwell, my son and I find ourselves in the nightmarish epicentre of tourist hellscape London. Thomass advice for eating out is this: Ordering vegetable sides is a good option, but you could also think about replacing one of your protein foods with beans they can count as one portion per day. Trying to get more vegetarian meals in, too, will make it much easier, and this is consistent with the advice to cut back on red and processed meat.
However, this is an emergency; I just want to survive today. Lunch ends up being something that can be eaten quickly at the nearest possible kid-friendly place: a burger and chips from Giraffe. (Chips dont count as a portion, by the way. I checked.) I could have ordered vegetables but, after yesterdays carrot debacle, I realise that I would still be there chewing on it now if I had. Knowing what a failure today has become, and remembering that Thomas said they count, I order a smoothie. At least thats something.
On the train home, I distract my son and, when he isnt looking, eat some of the snacks I bought for him. I manage six grapes and a third of a satsuma, which is about two-thirds of a portion in total. Still counts, though.
Basically watermelon is terrible for you. Photograph: Stuart Heritage
Dinner
Poor marital communication means that we end up eating chips again in the evening. On the plus side, we also have baked beans. Half a can of baked beans equals one portion of vegetables, and for one beautiful moment I toy with the idea of getting back on track by gorging myself on a multipack. However, the NHS guidance points out that anything over half a can still only counts as one portion, because they dont give the same mixture of vitamins, minerals and other nutrients as fruit and vegetables. This, it dawns on me, also applies to my doubled-up portions of grapefuit, apple and banana on Friday. I check the NHSs five a day website and it explains that to get the maximum benefits, you need to eat different types of fruit and vegetables. Stupid NHS. This isnt why I pay my taxes.
More watermelon for pudding, but this doesnt really make up for anything, especially since Britzke has decided to single out watermelon as one of the worst fruits to eat, thanks to its high glycemic index. Nutritionally, today has been a disaster.
Total intake: 3.66 portions.
Felicitys verdict
The problem with fruit and vegetables is that they tend to take more preparation than merely opening a packet (or, in Stuarts case, the biscuit tin), so its a good idea to keep carrot sticks or broccoli florets handy for those moments when you dont have time to faff about with cooking, ideally with a pot of something delicious to dip them into so you dont lose the will to live and reach for the crisps instead. In fact, like many healthy eating regimes, fitting more fruit and veg into your diet is much easier with a bit of forward planning. Stock up on frozen veg, tins of beans and pulses, and jars of fruit to add to meals when the salad drawer is bare. Also remember that although the potato is cruelly classed, by the powers that be, as a starchy food rather than a vegetable by the powers that be, the sweet potato is not and it makes seriously delicious chips. Just saying, Stuart.
MONDAY Breakfast
Yesterday broke me. Carting a kid about for a day is stressful enough as it is, and fretting about hitting a seemingly arbitrary vegetable target just added another level of anxiety to proceedings. So, today, screw it. Im just going to eat like normal. And, hey, if it kills me, it kills me. Breakfast is a leftover grapefruit. Happy now?
This only soups up the tally by one. Photograph: Stuart Heritage
Snack
An apple. If were being honest, its an apple and two Cadbury Creme Eggs. But were only counting the fruit and vegetables I eat, not any of my other disgusting dietary habits. Still, thats two portions so far.
Lunch
More chicken-and-vegetable soup. That makes three portions of fruit and veg. If these were the bad old days, back when we were all gormless knuckle-draggers who only thought we needed to eat five portions a day to be healthy, Id have been laughing. God, I miss the bad old days.
Dinner
I make shepherds pie. It contains two tins of tomatoes, two onions, two carrots, a leek that I had lying around and some frozen peas. If Ive done my maths right, divided by five, I think this works out at three portions a person. Add in the requisite bowl of watermelon at the end and thats four portions.
Total intake: seven portions.
Felicitys verdict
In just four days, Stuarts achieved fruit and veg enlightenment: the secret to eating more is to incorporate them into your ordinary diet, rather than hoping youll magically turn into the kind of person who enjoys snacking on raw kale. Adding extra portions to stews, curries, ragus and the like makes it feel a lot less like eating rabbit food than munching on a raw carrot next time he could try mixing some celeriac into the mash on top of his shepherds pie, too. And dont worry if some days are better than others: if beans on toast and an apple are the best you can manage, its still better than nothing. Even if you do have a Creme Egg on the side.
Total four-day intake: 30.66/40 portions
(If you let me have the doubled-up fruit and veg, which you shouldnt, but hey.)
Without really trying, Ive come tantalisingly close to the target. It hasnt made me too farty. It hasnt caused me any stress. So perhaps this is the secret here: you should just eat as many portions of fruit and vegetables as you can without letting it take over your life. If it goes belly-up for a day which it will, because there is more to life than endlessly chewing on foliage then thats not a big deal. After all, whats the point of living longer if its just going to make you uptight, unhappy and flatulent? Quit whining, science. Im doing fine.
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The Internet Made Fake News a ThingThen Made It Nothing
Ascourge is killing peoples minds, according to Apple CEO Tim Cook, and the world needs a massive campaign to stop it. Across the nation, people lament its rise, and the threat it poses to America.Opioids? ISIS? Nope. “Fake news.” Even homicidal dictators agree things have gotten out of control. “Were living in a fake news era, as you know,” Syrian president Bashar al-Assad said,dismissing an Amnesty International report that his government hanged as many as13,000 prisoners.
Factual falsehoods and straight-up lies started when the first first caveman claimed that, yes, that handprint on the wall is mine, and it is huge. Fast-forward a few millennia, and you’ll find hoaxes circulating online since Usenet was how people mainly communicated online. But “fake news” as anepithet, if not an accurate description of a story about, say, a child sex ring at a pizza joint, is something newa seemingly straightforward concept that has shattered into a kaleidoscope of easily manipulated meanings.
But how did the discourse around this so quickly spiralfrom “Pope Francis Shocks the World, Endorses Donald Trump” (he didn’t) to Donald Trump shouting “fake news” at a CNN reporter during a press conference before his inauguration and incessantly tweeting about it after his inauguration? The origin story of “fake news” reflects the dizzying speed at which semantic shifts occur in the social media era. But it reveals farmore: What happens to factuality itself as algorithms replace humans, Facebook supplants traditional media, and the president declares war on the press. That perfect storm has made “fake news” as unstuck from factand as unstoppableas any viral hoax. Watching the meaning of “fake news” evolve shows just how easily even facts about facts can slip away.
1 – Fake Trends – May 9, 2016
On May 9, 2016, at 9:10 AM, Gizmodo publishes a story by Michael Nuez: “Former Facebook Workers: We Routinely Suppressed Conservative News.” Nuez reports that editors in charge of Facebooks trending section would prevent conservative-friendly stories from showing up.
Backlash is swift. Talk, talk, talk on cable shows. Third-ranking Republican Senator John Thune calls on Facebook to investigate. Three days later, Zuckerberg says the company “found no evidence that this report is true.” Zuckerberg then hosts a listening session with conservative thinkers at Facebook headquarters. (In an email, Facebook tells WIRED it stands by its investigation into bias and pointed to its ongoing efforts to tweak Trending.)
On August 24, John Herrmans “Inside Facebooks (Totally Insane, Unintentionally Gigantic, Hyperpartisan) Political-Media Machine” runs in the New York Times Magazine. Herrman details the platforms plague of ideologically-themed pages that become a primary vector for sensationalized “news” and worse, though he doesn’t use the phrase “fake news.” Two days later, Facebook announces its automating Trending Topics, reportedly firing the sections editorial team and replacing them with engineers.
Three days pass, and a story falsely claiming Fox News fired anchor Megyn Kelly for supporting Hillary Clinton surges on Trending Topics. Facebook apologizes. The story, it turns out, originated on endingthefed.com, a site devoted to right-wing takes, conspiracy theories, and outright falsehoods. “We determined it was a hoax and it is no longer being shown in Trending,” Justin Osofsky, vice president of global operations at Facebook, says at the time. “Were working to make our detection of hoax and satirical stories quicker and more accurate.” For the bots, it seems, the facts were a slippery concept.
Eventually algorithms and computers are going to get smart enough to do our jobs, Adam Schrader, a former trending curator, says now. But I dont think that this robot was ready yet.
On September 9, Facebook removes a trending story that claims bombs felled the Twin Towers.
2 – Fake News Becomes Real – October 12, 2016
On October 12, the Washington Post publishes the results of its own experiment. “Facebook has repeatedly trended fake news since firing its human editors,” the story reports. Monitoring four users’ accounts from August 31 to September 22, five “indisputably fake” and three “profoundly inaccurate” stories trended, the Post found.
Other media outlets pick up the newspaper’s story, from Fortune”Facebook Still Has a Fake News Problem”to Vanity Fair: “Facebook Is Still Grappling with Its Fake-News Problem”.
On October 20, Buzzfeed, which had regularly reported on fake news for years, unveils the results of its investigation: “Hyperpartisan Facebook Pages Are Publishing False And Misleading Information At An Alarming Rate.” Buzzfeed’s extensive analysis finds that hyperpartisan Facebook pages most likely to post inaccurate stories received far more shares, likes, and comments than mainstream news pages. The investigation describes stories and sites as “fake news,” which Buzzfeed media editor Craig Silverman describes as 100 percent-false stories knowingly created for financial gain.
Despite Buzzfeed’s alarming statistics, “fake news” as a term might have faded away. “The proliferation of fake news links on Facebook, in other words, is probably a problem that will be forgotten before it is fixedand that might have peaked just as Americans chose their next president,” Herrman writes in the New York Times on Election Day. Or not.
3 – Trump Rises – November 9, 2016
By the afternoon of November 9, Max Read of New York has come up with an answer to why the media missed the biggest story of the year. “The most obvious way in which Facebook enabled a Trump victory has been its inability (or refusal) to address the problem of hoax or fake news,” he writes in a story,”Donald Trump Won Because of Facebook.”
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Read now says that he meant more to critique technologys influence on politics, less to contribute to the idea of fake news as “the great journalistic moral panic of late-2016 early-2017.”
“I think that ball got carried down the field further than I would have wanted it to, or that I would have carried it myself,” he says.
But as Reads story and other, similar critiques spread, “fake news” slotted perfectly into the dominant narrative emerging in the aftermath of the election identifying a schism between coastal elites and the white working-class so vast that mainstream journalists were blind to Trump’s surging support. Journalists chastened by election results they didn’t anticipate could point to conspiracy theories and falsehoods on social mediawhere 62 percent of Americans get news, according to Pew Research Centeras further evidence of this American divide.
Meanwhile, speaking at a tech conference three days after the election, Zuckerberg disputes that Facebook-propagated fake news was a serious problem. Ive seen some of the stories theyre talking about around this election, he says. “I think the idea that fake news on Facebook, of which its a very small amount of the content, influenced the election in any way, I think is a pretty crazy idea.”
Zuck’s soundbite (pretty crazy!) riles critics and catalyzes the ideological cleaving of “fake news”: Liberals embrace it as an existential threat to democracy while conservatives use it as a joke to tweak liberals looking to blame Clinton’s loss on anything other than their own shortcomings. “Anger and humor are probably the two big reasons why it spread,” Jeff Hemsley, a Syracuse University professor who studies social media, says of the term. “I think people were angry about the idea that Facebook could have influenced the election.”
Then “fake news” erupts with violence into the real world. On December 4, a man inspired by false stories about a non-existent Hillary Clinton-affiliated child-sex ring, walks into a Washington pizzeria at the center of the conspiracy theory and opens fire. (No one is hurt.) Sheryl Gay Stolberg, a reporter for the New York Times, tweets, “The consequence of fake news: Real bullets.” And so “fake news” evolves from a threat to democratic norms into a menace to public safety.
4 – Presidential Fake-Out – Dec. 10, 2017
A week later, president-elect Donald Trump tweets: Reports by @CNN that I will be working on The Apprentice during my Presidency, even part time, are ridiculous & untrue, he writes. FAKE NEWS! (CNN cited NBC and Trump sources in reporting Trumps role with the show.)
With the presidency comes great power, and with that one tweet, Trump makes “fake news” his own. “Now fake news has a completely different meaning. Now anything that Trump doesnt like can be fake news,” Hemsley says.
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Sensing the term’s co-optable potential, Washington Post media columnist Margaret Sullivan on January 8 warns fellow journalists: “Its time to retire the tainted term ‘fake news.’”
“Though the term hasnt been around long, its meaning already is lost,” she writes.
On January 10, Buzzfeed publishes an unverified dossier detailing allegedly deep ties between Trump and Russia. FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT! Trump tweets in response (all caps his own).
The next day Trump refuses to take a question from Jim Acosta of CNN, which first reported the dossiers existence, though it didn’t report the specific contents. The number of searches for “fake news” on Google reaches its zenith when Trumps press conference goes viral: “Don’t be rude. No, I’m not going to give you a question,” Trump tells Acosta. “You are fake news.” (He then takes a question from a Breitbart reporter.)
After the Inauguration, Trump and his staffers dismiss photos showing bigger crowds at Obama’s swearing-in, and Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway inaugurates “alternative facts.” In a later series of tweets, Trump berates news organizations for failing to predict his victory. “Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election,” Trump tweets on February 6.
The president’s slings continue, and the term goes global. The campaign for Emmanuel Macron, a leading candidate in Frances April presidential election, preemptively blames Russia for influencing the outcome through its use of fausse nouvelle.
On February 16, the president stages a press conference that CNN’s Jake Tapper calls “unhinged.” Of reports of aides’ contact with Russia, Trump says, “The leaks are absolutely real, the news is fake.” The next day, he raises the stakes again: “The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!”
On Monday, Trump lambasts the media for calling out his reference to a non-existent incident in Sweden: “Give the public a break – The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!” (All caps his.) Since then, he’s been uncharacteristically quiet, at least until Friday.
“I want you all to know that we are fighting the fake news. It’s fake, phony, fake,” Trump says at the Conservative Political Action Conference, to cheers. “A few days ago I called the fake news ‘the enemy of the people,’ and they are.”
And so the cries of “fake news” echo still. Like its forebear “political correctness,” the protean meanings of “fake news” have made the term meaningless. It’s a rallying cry to some, a joke to others. It’s both and neither. It was born from a media frenzy bent on describing a murky reality, and it died by that, too. Mostly, it’s become a signifier of cynicism, a term feeding a public sense that maybe nothing is believable, or worth believing, anymore.
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