#ive tried all avenues of finding out more specifics including: 1 asking him outright | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

jamwich · 5 months

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so sorry to my friend who fears aging and wont tell me exactly how old he is but calling yourself a 'zillennial' is something only millennials do and makes him sound older than if he just owned up to being, like, 28 or however old he is

#i have determined he is no younger than 26 but no older than 30 #ive tried all avenues of finding out more specifics including: 1 asking him outright #2. askinig his gf outright #3. asking him in front of the nosiest loudest 19 year old i know and letting her interrogate him for a minute #at this point i have resigned myself that asking any further would be actually pushing some boundaries and so ive dropped the subject #for now #even tho i think its a cowards move to fear aging

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