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bloodrock-lobster · 19 days ago

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Goodreads reviews will praise a book to high heaven, talk about the clarity of each character's voice and distinctive POV styles! Hoot on and on about how the twists are insane!

and then when you open up the book, all you find is page after page of plot holes, wildly failed attempts at tension building just to be like OH NEVERMIND right after over and over, and also the worst fortune cookie sayings and "Life is like a box of Chocolate" knock offs you've ever read.

#'TWO WRONGS SOMETIMES MAKE AN UGLY'? 'WORDS DONT COME WITH GIFT RECEIPTS AND YOU CANT TAKE THEM BACK?'#DREAMS CAN ONLY COME TRUE IF WE DARE TO DREAM THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE #EVERY OTHER PAGE I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU!!!! EVERY OTHER PAGE!#written in FULL seriousness like YOU ARE ACTIVELY HARMING YOUR STORY!!! this is neither profound nor impactful! WHY are u DOING THIS #Negative #Book critical #idk how to tag this #ive spent the night subjecting livvy to these and im worried its made its way into how im talking now #i know its midnight. i know. I know. i just. listen #if it were a small book id be like quiet on this but this is getting a NETFLIX show lIKE...

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