#ive never wanted to draw a sad british man more in my life - and i was a magnus archives fan so thats saying something

[belleski]

Knew i had to draw this guy before S3 came out,,,the fact that we’re getting backstory content has me absolutely shaking , i need to see the sad little british man

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[thecringefailintherye]

Melody (S.W.A.L.K) 1971 Livewatch

I have seen this movie. but not the whole thing (i got interupped the first time i watched it)... so here goes! 

movie load please

20 seconds of logos???

guitar song™

this movie is so nostalgic for no reason

Mark Lester and Jack Wild: did you mean, Oliver Twist and The Artful Dodger?

and tracy hyde shes here too

i love this movie sm wtf

can these credits end????

ok yes they can

70s film marching band scene

ornshaw drinking whiskey before band bc why not

danny is bby

mY mOtHeR dId It SiR

dannys mum is so annoying wtf

i really love tom ornshaw

run bitch run

The BB™

SET FIRE TO THE NEWSPAPER???

look at his lil face ❤

MELODY MY DAUGHTER

a gowdfish please

aww look at her 

“ive done all those things i wanna try something new” LIKE DRAWING TIDDIES? DANIEL

“ah a boy gave it to me at school” was it ornshaw, i bet it was ornshaw

BITCH YOU RIPPED DANNYS TITS DRAWING

melody girl you cant play that fucking recorder

this film has great cinematography wtf

Melody Perkins Deserves The World !!

the gang go to school

Ornshaw Gets Bullied

“the jewish boys may now leave for private study” what about the jewish girls?? there’s clearly girls in the class?? why do they have to listen to the bible

ornshaw’s porn bible

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO JESUS WAS???

dont smoke at school kids

okay so shes peggy, why is she credited as maureen. who the fuck is maureen

hear me out, muriel is a lesbian. noone kisses for over five minutes unless youre proper horny and this bitch is like thirteen. she also says “i dont know, i never used to kiss boys”, because SHE DOESNT. shes lying because she doesnt kiss boys. shes closeted and thats whys she says she does. also, she got angry at peggy for saying she fancied a boy.

W I C

“saucy turtles make terrible bathmats, charley” okay okay jeez

ornshaws accent is everything

The Gang sneaking through the fence what will they do

uh oh danny

AWH YOURE BARMY

thats def gonna explode later

ornshaw gets kicked off the bus

but now hes on it

ornshaw and danny have such a wholesome friendship too bad melody ruins it oh wait

you’ve heared of ornshaw gets kicked off the bus now get ready for... ornshaw gets kicked out of the strip club!

you cant get a taxi!!! watch me hoe

where did ornshaw get the chewing gum from wtf

“shes always talking about people like you...” OH OKAY DANNYS MUM IS CLASSIST

“he could do with a heart attack!” WOAH OKAY

time skip to school

oh no danny’s seen melody

“we have three admirers of the dance!” ah shit

ah so maureen is the girl in green

why is ornshaw just standing there

FREE YOURSELVES

the girl gang is hilarious i love them

Muriel Kisses A Tombstone

uh oh dannys been found out

“HES A COWARD CMON”

ornshaw just yeeted his cat

i hate dannys mother sm

assembly time, an iconic part of british comprehensive school, since covid, i cant say i miss it

danny and melody !!

DANNY PLAYS CELLO THIS IS IMPORTANT INFO

melody and her friend are there because plot

melody sweetie baby i love you but you cant play the recorder

THEYRE PLAYING IN HARMONY DKDJSKDJSJKK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

this is cute as fuck

melody is babey

oh explosives time??

i just dubbed these kids ornshaw and the pyrotechnics crew and it fits

dannys parents are annoying

i quite literally hate them

DANNY SPILT HIS COKE ITS SUCH A SIN

“neviw”

melody girl are you okay

melody are you lying about getting raped

oh time skip to school

we’ve hardly seen ornshaws home life so when will we properly meet him??

god i fucking love ornshaw its mad

oh this is an iconic scene if there ever was one

“go on tom dance with her” oh the ONE TIME ornshaw is called by his first name

youre mad !!

“girls are a load of snotty nose little so and sos” ornshaw aro king

is ornshaw.. scared of women

whatddya mean i dont dance very well!?

is it bad i lowkey crackship peggy and ornshaw now

YOU DANCE STUPID!

no one:

ornshaw: kicks peggy in the shin because he cant dance

“you big fat fool” yikes

danny u ok

ALL ORNSHAW AND HIS MATES DO IS CREATE EXPLOSIVES DJDKJSKt

oh it worked for once

i feel so fucking sorry for melody wtf

bb 🥺

im at the bit where melody is crying while putting on her mothers makeup 

SWEETIE ITS OKAY 

OH TIME SKIP TO SPORTS DAY! 

this film is so fast were already an hour in!

ornshaw giving actually solid life advice?? are you sure this is the same movie

“you youre gonna be bloody useless!”

i literally love ornshaw so much 

FUCK DANNYS MUM

GO ON DANNY 

YES MY BOY

time skip to school 3982903843290

wtf is a young latin scholars book

lahtimah

not ass latimer, arse

i hate the latin teacher

ornshaw every second: right uh erm um uh so yes sir oh uh mhm

*ornshaw and danny shoving pillows up their underwear*

“dont worry about it!!” dude hes getting spanked by the latin teacher ofc hes gonna worry about it

ornshaw and latimah

“vacate your mouth”

“because its a silly out of date language sir!!!” hes not wrong

uh oh 

what will slapping ornshaw’s ass with a dap even gonna do???

oh hi melody forgot about you

AWH DANNY SWEETHEART

“cmon danny dont let her see you cry!” i want a friend like ornshaw man

melody is just STANDING THERE LIKE GIRL LEAVE

“you can buzz off now love, tara, tooduhloo” have i said i love ornshaw? because i love ornshaw

danny dont abandon ornshaw !!

oh this is sad

danny? danny?? danny!!!??? DANNY!!?? 🥺🥺🥺

ORNSHAW RIGHTS MAN

ive felt sorry for literally all three of these kids now

ah fuck now ornshaws having a mental breakdown in the school halls

danny and melody’s relationship is so innocent and wholesome 

this is literally so bittersweet, like we’re seeing danny and melody being all cute and happy but we know that back in school ornshaw is literally having a breakdown over them

im tearing up over a movie about schoolchildren in puppy love

“will you love me that long?” “of course! ive loved you a whole week already!”

“hes come to tea! his name is daniel!” melody hes not your pet

melodys dad seems so cool why was he arrested

donald????

i genuinely love melody’s dad 

melody dramatically eats toast

time skip to school AGAIN

OH GOD I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

melody and danny are out on a date having fun and its the same song playing as the scene earlier on when danny and ornshaw went off somewhere at the start of the movie, melody has quite literally replaced ornshaw

i have real tears rn 

they skipped school to go to weymouth

danny and melody are literally adorable man

“shall we get married?” arent yall like 12????

oh back to school they got in trouble for skipping

apparently the poor cast got spanked for real and like yikes

we want to get married :D

ITS NOT MENT TO BE FUNNY!!

leave danny alone!

leave melody alone!

ornshaw please stop

ornshaw stop taunting him this is gonna end shittily

OH SHIT 

THEYRE STRAIGHT UP FIGHTING 

ORNSHAW AND DANNY ARE MF WRESTLING EACHOTHER TO THE GROUND

okay now ornshaw is literally beating him up okay

danny this is your fault for ditching him for melody sorry

top ten best anime fight scenes

latin man is back because plot

DID ORNSHAW GIVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE

i’m sorry danny 😭😭

ORNSHAW. DESERVES. THE. FUCKING. WORLD. AND. MORE.

let melody and danny get married!

wait so if 20 is twice as old as her then shes.. ten?? i think

melody ily

“all i want to do is be happy” BABY

OH FUCK YOU MRS LATIMER

oooh

THEYRE GOING TO GET MARRIED BY THE RAILWAY 

ornshaws unnamed friend is the true hero of this movie

is this the movie climax???

run! ornshaws unnamed friend! run!

IM SORRY THE’RE LITERALLLY GETTING MARRIED I’M 😭

“we are gathered here today to join this man and woman in holy matrimony.. shaddup”

ITS NOT FUNNY ITS SERIOUS

IS ORNSHAW STRAIGHT UP MARRYING THESE TWO IS HE THEIR VICAR

HE IS AS WELL

“DICKS IS COMING!!!” as soon as they were getting the rings

RUN !!!!

ornshaw just threw the bible at his re teacher from the re scene at the start i love him

DANNYS MUM HAD IT COMING

name a more iconic trio than melody perkins, danny latimer, and tom ornshaw, i’ll wait

GO PEGGY!

ORNSHAWS UNNAMED FRIEND IS GONNA FINALLY GET HIS BOMB WORKING!

YES

GO ORNSHAWS UNNAMED FRIEND

“i’ll get you ornshaw!” dude how is this his fault its yours for unterupting the wedding latin man

again ouf is the true movie hero

wait latin man is dicks??? whos wannabe remus lupin then????

this just in: ouf is actually named stacey

oh god thats actually such a bittersweet ending

melody and danny trolleying off into the sunset

im actually crying like a baby rn

god that was such a good movie

[surveysonfleek]

442.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 17

1601. What's on your key chain besides keys? a mix of keychains from various places i’ve traveled. 1602. How do you feel about endangered species? pretty sad even though it’s not something i’m really knowledgeable about. 1603. What was the last CD you bought? i think it was britney’s greatest hits whenever that was released. 1604. Do you like feather pillows? sure. 1605. How about water beds? i love them feel of them but tbh ive never slept on one.

1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards? myself. 1607. How long is forever? an eternity. 1608. Who is your favorite family member? my immediate family. 1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you? my parents. 1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end? yep, i’m not even halfway through it. 1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else's body? i don’t think so. 1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in? nope. 1613. Are you a traditional person? not really, i’m pretty open minded. 1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice? yes.  1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress? none that i know of. 1616. What makes you feel ecstatic? exciting plans. 1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months? not being proactive in looking for a new job. 1618. York Peppermint Patti or Reece's Peanut butter Cups? never tried the first one, so reeses. 1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner? no feelings at all. wasn’t really saddened when he passed, the man must’ve lived a pretty awesome life. 1620. What is your specialty? baking. 1621. Have you ever had a stalker? nope. 1622. Have you ever been a stalker? nothing more serious than an innocent facebook/insta stalk lol. 1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor?? same distance as we are now? they don’t bother me. 1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren't? Or if that doesn't apply to you.. What would you do if a manager accused you of stealing when you really weren't? i’d tell them to show me proof, there’s literally ten cameras on any one person at any time in my workplace. 1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to? a department store so i can buy anythingggg. 1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as? hmm idk. 1627. What's in your undie draw...besides undies? nothing else tbh. 1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in? i can think of five right now. 1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about? i’d probably do some research about the most crucial issues in our country first. 1630. Do you have a guardian angel? no idea. 1631. Do you smoke? yes. 1632. Who is more successful, Bill gates or Mother Theresa? both are successful in their own right. 1633. What band T-shirts do you own? just the weeknd. 1634. What is your favorite thing that is red? lipstick. 1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose? yes. 1636. Do you check nutrition labels? yes. 1637. Most Mcdonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1,000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this? pretty gross. haven’t had mcdonalds in forever. 1638. If you could delete someone's diary would you if: They didn't agree with you? They were rude/obnoxious to you? They wrote rude entries? nah i’d just report them if it was really offensive. 1639. Have you ever worn: A dress or a skirt if you are a guy? A tie if you are a girl? nope. 1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren't doing anything gross to it while you can't see them? i’ve always thought about this but i guess there’s not much to do but trust them otherwise you wouldn’t eat out in the first place? 1641. How do you wear your hair each day? either down or a ponytail. 1642. Have you ever worn: A gas mask? no. A blindfold? yes. 1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding? i’d have to think about it. as long as it’s 100% safe. 1644. What is the difference between a man's button down shirt and a woman's button down shirt? womens shirts are a bit more fitted to their bodies. 1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else's hair? no lol. 1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair? no. 1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside? a sentimental photo. 1648. Is blood a turn on for you? nope. 1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood? nope. 1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else's blood? hell no. 1669. What is your opinion of the current political climate in your country? uh, what happened to questions 1651-1668? 1670. In some high schools attendance of pep rallies is mandatory. How would you feel in this situation? never had to go to pep rallies so idk. 1671. Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute? me personally probably not since i’m taken. 1672. What do you think of these names: Elton: sounds old school. Billy: i like it as a girl’s name, billie. Dwayne: that’s my boyfriend’s name haha. Betsy: old. Liz: indifferent. Linda: i remember watching a show where they made a joke where all the linda’s they knew worked in hr. omg i forgot what show. 1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you? having to make decisions between life or death. 1674. Low fat or fat free? either or. 1675. Are you cowardly? i can be. 1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh? rarely. 1677. Whose number is 867-5309? idk. 1678. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall? no. 1679. When was the last time you fell down in public? hahaha maybe two months ago. 1680. Are you more aggressive or mellow? mellow. 1681. What have you done with your self to keep your life worth living? idk. 1682. What is the most incredible thing you can do? idk improve myself haha. 1683. Do you bury your pets, flush them, or throw them away? i’ve buried my fishes. 1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you? nope. unless i’m naked. 1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you? my parents. 1686. What's your favorite thing that is yellow? no idea. 1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs? no. 1688. What's the coolest HTML code you know? hahaha idk. 1689. If you had to change your diary name what would you change it to? - 1690. Do you want to grow old with someone? yes. 1691. Do you ever read entries titled 'leave notes'? no. 1692. Do you ever read entries titled 'please read'? no. 1693. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons? no. 1694. Have you ever played Magic the Gathering? no. 1695. Have you ever played Vampire the Masquerade? no. 1696. Have you ever played Risk? no. 1697. Of the above mentioned four games which one is most appealing to you? wouldn’t mind trying risk. 1698. What have you complained for so long about having to do that you could've accomplished it by the time you were finished complaining? hahaha everything in my life tbh. 1699. When was the last time you went out of your way to be cheerful and friendly, even when you felt like punching everyone around you? i forgot lol. 1700. Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why? in between.