#ive had to lightly track my nutrition and energy intake since my 20 miles just because its the responsible thing to do. but planning an | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

themanwhowouldbefruit · 1 year ago

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at the point in my biking bullshit where i have to research like. nutrition and shit. like yeah this bitch (my body) needs 40-60 grams of carbs per hour in order to prevent collapsing after mile 30. yeah sure i will click the link for your rice cream cheese coconut based soylent green recipe scientifically proven to contain the most carbs per carb of all time. my root chakra totally isn't destroyed and im totally going to make it 🤪

#the world at large: 'all exercise is good for you' any biking forum: 'yeah i just had a great ride where i #sucked down $40 worth of biking gels like i was a fois gras goose“#to be fair. this recipe might be enough to salvage the rest of my day from the shakes and the dizziness et al that comes from me waiting to #have a huge fucking sandwich at home after my ride. gay ass little soylent green biker cubes for my fannypack. its fine its totally fine.#ive had to lightly track my nutrition and energy intake since my 20 miles just because its the responsible thing to do. but planning an #entire day schedule of what to eat makes me feel like a dumbass i guess.

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