#ive got four friends who watch Good Omens and two of them are my parents

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Ya know people write all of these fanfics about Aziraphale and Crowley being married but like what about the actual wedding??! Because they would have the most adorable wedding, it would be in a field in Tadfield, because that's cooler than a church. And Aziraphale would get ready with Shadwell, Madame Tracy and Newt. Well mostly Madame Tracy. She would be so hyped. And he have the most pure white suit, with a slightly off white tie and vest and a white rose on his lapel. Being Aziraphale, he would be there on time, right, hell he'd be early. Well Crowley got Anathema and the Kids to help him get ready. And while getting ready he has a mental breakdown and he's like THIS IS ALL A LIE! AZIRAPHALE DOESNT REALLY LOVE ME!! and Anathema is like oh dear. And Crowley is getting trashed. And Pepper is like You fucking idiot! Everyone is yelling at Crowley and are like OF COURSE HE CARES ABOUT YOU!! AND LOVES YOU! and finally Adam is like that scene in Phineas and Ferb when Phineas yells at Candace to get on the bike. Yeah Adam watching them all be late, and is like GET SOBER AND GET IN THE CAR! and Crowley just gets in the car, no arguments! Crowley drives himself, and Anathema and "Them" there, because like hell he gotta show up in style. And Aziraphale is all dreadfully worried, thinking that either something happened to Crowley or he got cold feet. And Madame Tracy is all reassuring, unlike Shadwell, and Newt is contacting Anathema to figure out what's happening. But they all get there, and Brian and Wensleydale are the flower boys, and Pepper is the ring bearer, and Adam would be Crowley's page. Anathema and Newt got to be Best Man and Maid of Honor. Madame Tracy she'd probably marry them, although it would be funny if Shadwell married them too, so idk about that one. Anyways wedding begins, and haha you see I didn't describe Crowley's outfit, it's because damn at this scene it would be the big moment. Crowley would wear an elegant black tuxedo, with a red vest, and a red tie, but but!! He'd have a train sorta cape thingie, because he's so extra! Now I keep googling this because I wanna see if people understand what I mean, but then I confused myself. So I think he'd do something along the lines of it attaching at the shoulder with either red roses or a demonic broach. And it would trail for yards behind him. And the lining would be red and the outside be black. And Adam and Dog would walk him down the isle, and no he wouldn't wear his glasses, because Adam told him no, and of course he'd have a bouquet of black and red roses. And Aziraphale would be like my dear you're so gorgeous. And Crowley would start crying and be like YoUrE aN aNgEL! Yeah and like Newt would catch the bouquet. I bet Gabriel would show up at some point and be like IS THIS ALLOWED?!?

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I LOVE THIS WHOLEHEARTEDLY, YES!

Ya know people write all of these fanfics about Aziraphale and Crowley being married but like what about the actual wedding??! Because they would have the most adorable wedding, it would be in a field in Tadfield, because that’s cooler than a church. And Aziraphale would get ready with Shadwell, Madame Tracy and Newt. Well mostly Madame Tracy. She would be so hyped. And he have the most pure white suit, with a slightly off white tie and vest and a white rose on his lapel. Being Aziraphale, he would be there on time, right, hell he’d be early. Well Crowley got Anathema and the Kids to help him get ready. And while getting ready he has a mental breakdown and he’s like THIS IS ALL A LIE! AZIRAPHALE DOESNT REALLY LOVE ME!! and Anathema is like oh dear. And Crowley is getting trashed. And Pepper is like You fucking idiot! Everyone is yelling at Crowley and are like OF COURSE HE CARES ABOUT YOU!! AND LOVES YOU! and finally Adam is like that scene in Phineas and Ferb when Phineas yells at Candace to get on the bike. Yeah Adam watching them all be late, and is like GET SOBER AND GET IN THE CAR! and Crowley just gets in the car, no arguments! Crowley drives himself, and Anathema and “Them” there, because like hell he gotta show up in style. And Aziraphale is all dreadfully worried, thinking that either something happened to Crowley or he got cold feet. And Madame Tracy is all reassuring, unlike Shadwell, and Newt is contacting Anathema to figure out what’s happening. But they all get there, and Brian and Wensleydale are the flower boys, and Pepper is the ring bearer, and Adam would be Crowley’s page. Anathema and Newt got to be Best Man and Maid of Honor. Madame Tracy she’d probably marry them, although it would be funny if Shadwell married them too, so idk about that one. Anyways wedding begins, and haha you see I didn’t describe Crowley’s outfit, it’s because damn at this scene it would be the big moment. Crowley would wear an elegant black tuxedo, with a red vest, and a red tie, but but!! He’d have a train sorta cape thingie, because he’s so extra! Now I keep googling this because I wanna see if people understand what I mean, but then I confused myself. So I think he’d do something along the lines of it attaching at the shoulder with either red roses or a demonic broach. And it would trail for yards behind him. And the lining would be red and the outside be black. And Adam and Dog would walk him down the isle, and no he wouldn’t wear his glasses, because Adam told him no, and of course he’d have a bouquet of black and red roses. And Aziraphale would be like my dear you’re so gorgeous. And Crowley would start crying and be like YoUrE aN aNgEL! Yeah and like Newt would catch the bouquet. I bet Gabriel would show up at some point and be like IS THIS ALLOWED?!?