#ive connected the two dots tou didnt connect shit dot meme
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i am now convinced that in caveman days adhd bitches were ideal baby caretakers. no sense of time? fucked up circadian rhythm? newborns eat and sleep and poop literally whenever. hyperactivity is really useful on 0 hours of sleep. I have also never hyperfocused on a thing so hard - I have known this tiny person for 4 days and I know everything about him. who needs a working memory all you have to remember is feed sleep poop maybe eat something.
#ive connected the two dots tou didnt connect shit dot meme#adhd#babyposting#unrelated but i have started saying poopó and peepeé just like bebé and i fear that is an affectation that will plague my family#for the rest of time
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