#ive been writing for a few hours now ngl dshkjdshg

[dilfhakyeon-moved]

ocear submitted:

I'm ready to get rOASTED

(rising sign is cancer idk why it doesn't show) 

okkkk i can finally get to this hell yea ! sorry for the wait I just got my new laptop n i hate responding to submissions via mobile

your rising sign does show ! it’s addressed as ascendant here tho. it did confuse me the first time i got my chart i was like huh where’s my rising sign where’s my rising sign... AND IT WAS THERE. crazy thingz

honestly there isn’t much to roast i’m a bit disappointedth… but don’t worry I will find things ! ( everything is said with a lot of love bc being mean is for mean ppl, and being mean makes me cry. let’s go )

( under the cut bc it’s long )

ur chart is so... even... u don’t have any excesses or imbalances. like u don’t have every sign duh but youve got air earth fire water and not like me whos got 4 air 4 fire then 1 water 1 earth. its more even. if u have issues u cannot blame it on ur chart except maybe that as much as I drag tauruses they’re the best earth sign to have on ur chart so u can blame it on ur lack of Taurus but aside from that... like if I get caught beating mark tuan up I can say oh that's bc I have sag dominance and the officers will be like ok that makes sense . if u get caught stealing an apple u cant say its bc uve got an excess of virgo since u dont have an excess of virgo ( as we all know virgos commit all crimes, i.e me beating up mark tuan, a virgo ), honestly excesses r good bc they’re free excuses !!! yall balanced folks r having it rough ! tho i’ll say, again, the cancer moon can make life harder esp if ur pisces sun AND venus like what a combo... virgo mars sounds terrible im sorry abt this but the virgo confidence makes me SICK. DEATHLY ILL. BEDRIDDEN. I am dying as we speak. the vibes are horrid m’lord

aqua ura + cap Neptune sounds like an entire trip not gonna lie... a constant fight against urself… cap nep not really being creative and aqua ura being the opposite are u doing ok ? how r u gonna be grounded but also kind of fickle kind of floating ? exhausting !! take some rest ! now those two also show u want the best for everyone and not only on a small scale so that's neat. i love this kind of person ! just please make decisions

now... when it comes to ur houses ….. ur fourth is in VIRGO. her AGAIN. ur fourth placement is important and it had to be virgo big rip ( mine is cancer u can mock me as well ). oh I didn’t mention ur cancer rising wait ! cancer rising is honestly fantastic im nlgl that’s pretty fly. ppl will make fun of u for it but I love cancers and cancer rising is cool. YES maybe ppl assume ur a weirdo but to be fair ur a pisces sun so its not like u can complain abt it. also imagine how hard it is for cancer suns ! u got the better end

ok its past two in the am n im a bit sleep deprived n tired ( not saying im going to bed yet tho ) if u want me to add more I will do tht tomorrow okok… take care... love u n ur chart.... I pushed myself to roast u bc u seemed like u wanted it n I hate letting ppl down <3 ur chart is chill tho really ! ive seen far worse. mr soonyoung’s five gemini placements was painful to look at ( but, … I love geminis )