#ive been thinking the simplest and most straight forward way is to just go a salon that offers consultations

[0ssianic]

trying to get into hair care stuff and finding good information is hard. No one's hair works the same way. Articles repeat general points or suggest big routines that would be impractical for me.

one person's account of how they manage their hair ends with talking about how they trim their split ends based on a moon calendar

[thatbitchsimone]

What kind of girls are you into?

dark hair, dark eyes, just dark features in general. curly hair makes me go 😍 so if a girl has dark curly hair its over for me like she has me on my knees already just for that. soft curvy body with hips and full thighs and on the shorter side (but im slightly taller than the average female height so that probably dont mean much lol most girls are shorter than me so its just something im used to but i dont actually care about height ive just noticed that all girls ive dated or had a fling with have been like a head shorter than me)

like i pretty much like girls that are opposite to me looks wise for some reason like my features are very fair/light like blue eyes light blonde hair stereotypical scandinavian features and just slim and tall without much womanly curves and while i do think im beautiful and all that its not the type of beauty that attracts me or catches my eye like i guess the eurocentric beauty standard never resonated with me like that growing up ive always been attracted to darker features like ive always had this type for as long as i can remember. maybe it comes down to the opposites attract theory but who cares i like what i like

personality wise, i like girls similar to me. i like loud and energetic and full of humor and wit and a sharp tongue but i do tend to fall for women who are a bit softer/calmer than me like i can be very intimidating and my energy can become too much and sometimes im too straight forward and raw/bold and just adhd as fuck so ive noticed that i need someone who can keep me grounded and have a bit of a calming presence to balance the energy out when its needed like imagine me as a balloon that needs someone who holds the string so i dont fly away or pop lmao but im very very nurturing, protective and caretaking so i need to be able to sort of take the lead in a way like know this is a problematic term but just to put it in the simplest way possible, im ”the guy” in relationship dynamics if u wanna oversimplify it and boil it down to typical roles idk how else to easily explain it like ofc neither of us are the man in the relationship bc we are both women thats the whole point but like.. id even say my mom is ”the man” in her relationships and shes straight and has only ever been with men like its a dynamics thing its not even about gender its just ur vibe and personality type idk if u get it u get it im getting off topic this is a mess

[theycallmebeccawrites]

Adventures in Parenting - Get to Know Nikki Evans

With Tumblr holding my original writing blog @beccaheartschrisevans captive (aka flagged as explicit), I have made a secondary writing blog and may end up closing the other all together. In the meantime, I am reposting all of my stories on my new blog.

Pairing: Chris Evans x Nikki Evans (OFC) Rating: PG Warnings: n/a Summary: Some extras (mostly Q&As) for my Chris & Nikki story. The goal of most of these extras is to give a little more background on Chris & Nikki’s relationship as the focus of the Adventures in Parenting series is after they’re married and have kids.

Adventures in Parenting (Chris & Nikki) Masterlist

Get to Know Nikki Evans (July 2016)

Please note that these questions were “answered” based on what Nikki’s life was like in July 2016.

Name: Nicole Marie (Ashworth) Evans, but I go by Nikki

How old are you? I’m currently 31, I will be 32 in September

Who are you in a relationship with? Chris Evans, the hot American actor…

Are you married? If not would you marry them? Yes, we’ve been married for four years.

What about kids? Do you have them? Would you like them? We have two adorable little boys that are their dad’s mini mes. Seriously, it’s like my genes didn’t even make it into their DNA… Our oldest is Josh and he just turned 3 on the Fourth of July and our youngest is Aiden and he turned 1 in May. We plan on having more kids, we’d both love to have a little girl… but we’re not actively trying to get pregnant… we’re not exactly not trying though… as Chris says ‘if it happens, it happens… if not, at least we had fun trying’

What do you do for a living? Before Chris and I were reintroduced in 2011, I was working as a yoga instructor at a dance/yoga studio I was running with my best friend. I kept working there after we met, but after the kids came along it kind of got put on the back burner. I’m still a part owner of the studio and I will occasionally teach a class, but I’m usually there as a participant, especially for wine and yoga night.

Do you like your job, if you don’t have one, what’s your dream job? I guess you could say my current job really is mom… and I love it. It can be draining, especially when Chris is gone, but we both have amazing families that are there whenever they’re needed

Where are you from? I’m originally from sunny California, but my mom and I moved to Boston in 1996 because she got a job transfer. It was supposed to be for two years, but she ended up meeting my step-dad and they got married. That is actually how I met Chris, he and my step-brother have been best friends since they were kids.

Favorite TV show? I watch a lot of kids shows… but when I get to pick the channel, I love watching HGTV and Food Network. I’m a sucker for Dancing With the Stars… every season I say I’m done watching and then they bring a celebrity that I love on the show and I have to watch.

Favorite book? How does one pick a single book to be their favorite? Chris and I both love to read and our boys love being read to. We’re in the process of building a house and there is an upstairs sitting area that we’re going to set up as our family library. I’m not sure we’ll have enough bookcases…

Do you have any hobbies? I love doing yoga, especially first thing in the morning when the boys are all still asleep. It’s very peaceful. But I also love to cook and bake. I dabble in photography. I try to be crafty, but I stick to the easy, fool proof stuff because I get distracted so easily. I also enjoy bubble baths.

Sexuality? Straight.

What’s your best trait? I’d say it’s that I look for the best in people. I’m also a glass half full type of person.

What’s your biggest flaw. I over think the simplest things and I’m horrible about making decisions. I’m also terrible with not putting my clothes away. I get the kids and Chris’s put away though.

Would you give up your job to start a family? I already did and I don’t regret it for a moment. Right now it gives the boys and I the freedom to travel with Chris when he is filming. We’re actually looking for a rental house in Georgia right now where we’ll be living for the duration of the Infinity Wars filming.

What’s your favourite thing about your significant other? He has the biggest heart. He isn’t afraid to express his love for myself, the kids and our family members. He also loves to make people happy, especially kids. He is also a great listener whether it’s me talking about my day or listening to our youngest babbling to him over a video chat. What else… oh, he’s pretty cute… kind of muscly. And he can grow a magnificent beard.

What’s their most annoying habit? Where to begin? No, I’m just kidding. Like every couple, we both have habits that drives the other crazy, especially when our kids pick up those same habits (can you say socks all over the house?), but that’s just the way life is. He doesn’t like it when I click pens or tap my fingers… so it’s all fair in the end.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I’m not sure, I’m pretty happy the way I am… though, maybe slightly bigger boobs? I’m not nursing anymore, so my chest isn’t as full as it was and that kind of made things fun. Chris liked them. But I’m not interested in going under the knife for that… a pushup bra works wonders.

What would be the perfect holiday for you and your S/O to take together? It’s been a busy summer, so I’m definitely looking forward to some quiet time at our cabin. We’re actually going in a couple weeks to spend a week alone together and then his mom will bring our boys and the rest of the family out to join us. My parents own a cabin nearby, so my side of the family will be there as well. I’m definitely looking forward to it.

How do you feel about your s/o being friends with their ex? There are some of his ex’s that I am totally ok with him being friends with because they are respectful of the relationship he and I have. I’ve even become friends with a couple of them… I’m not going to say it’s awkward knowing that they’ve been with my husband because it is, There are others though, that are better in his past. I think he would say the same about some of my ex’s as well.

Do you care about other people flirting with your S/O? He’s a celebrity and people like him. It’s part of the business… I know he doesn’t encourage it or get off on it, it actually embarrasses him a little, but at the end of the day, he comes home to me.

Do you trust your s/o not to cheat on you? Absolutely. There is no doubt in my mind that he is completely loyal to me.

Do you think there would be ever a circumstance where you would cheat on them? No.

Anything else we should know? The first time I ever saw Chris was when I was 12 years old and right after my mom and step-dad got married. I was in the kitchen eating breakfast when he came in with my step-brother and he didn’t wait for my step-brother to introduce us, he just held out his hand and said, “My name is Chris.” Then he gave me that smile, you know the one, and I swear I fell in love with him in that moment. He was 16 at the time so it didn’t mean anything to him… but I still tease about the fact that it took him 13 years to notice me at my brother’s wedding. We reconnected at both the best and worst time of our lives, I was starting a business and he was about to shoot to mega stardom with the first Captain America movie… and those other things should have made starting a relationship hard, but it was exactly the opposite… we had someone to share the ups and downs with and it brought us together.

Want to find me off tumblr? I’m @beccatheycallme on twitter. I also post my stories on AO3 and Wattpad.

My tag list is always open, just let me know if you’d like to be added!

[medschoolash]

Don't be so straight-forward. All this situation is odd. This woman is really shady. With this american visa (he's not american), luxembourg where he wasn't, the strange photo with laptop. lol The most disgusting thing is his personal life was violated. It's a crime to publish such photos.

she can be shady and still be telling the truth *kanye shrug*  

no one knows if he has or hasn’t been to Luxembourg… I feel like fans forget they only get a snapshot of someone’s life even with all their online stalking, there is no way for any of his fans to know where he has or hasn’t been with any certainty. Celebs travel to places all the time and never get spotted. None of you actually know these people or their schedules. He wouldn’t be the first man to travel for some pussy and he won’t be the last 

You don’t have to be an American to secure a visa for someone in America, though I will say, I doubt you can get one in a day but then again, what do I know about that sorta thing I simply stamp my passport and go about my business when I travel.  

The photo of him laid out naked high AF had to come from somewhere. I’ve seen spec that he was hacked but like what person with good sense would keep photos that incriminating of themselves? or what friend would keep that sorta photo of someone like that? It makes no sense to come from him or someone close to him. I mean he looks like he just OD or some shit why would someone who actually cares about him want to keep that? 

Also…people keep mentioning the laptop and how strange it is… have y’all never seen someone drunk or on drugs before? They do a lot of stupid shit that makes no sense because they high or extremely intoxicated. His dumbass could have humped the damn laptop and passed out cuz that’s what drugies do sometimes, they never make sense when they on drugs. So basically it’s highly doubtful the pics were his own personal pictures or in the possession of someone he’s close with so the simplest answer is he got caught up with someone that has nothing to loose and they released the pics. Unless you think he was just laying in the bed of a hotel room but as naked by himself just for fun and he’s not high as a kite he’s just on the cusp of a really really good nap that the hotel maid just so happened to walk in on lol 

Ive even seen spec that the pics are fake because the laptop is old and that made me laugh because like…. celebs don’t do what y’all always think they so. A lot of times they just regular ass people with regular ass taste and habits. Prime example, Robyn Rihanna Fenty, the fashion queen, has access to the most exclusive handbags in the world and yet she walks around with horrendous miniature monogrammed Louis Vuitton bags that anybody with a decent paycheck could get their hands on because she likes the shit. 

Basically I’m saying all this to say that we will prolly never know the full truth, but given the general shittiness of the male species, and how cheating rumors have been with Kit for a long time AND how unlikely it is that those pics came from someone other than a side heaux it’s safe to say the odds of Kit being loose with his dick are better than the odds of him not being loose with his dick. 

As far as him being violated, I mean, I don’t think I ever said it wasn’t an violation of his consent and privacy and it wasn’t a crime. All I’ve ever said was that he’s not a shock that he got caught up like this. At the end of the day it’s on him to figure out how he wants to handle that. He’s more than welcome to send his side heaux to jail or sue her 

[nefarioussdotcom-blog]

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Today, I will be speaking with you about FOOD and how it can become your friend and not your foe.

First, let me start by saying...

Speaking from experience, eating is a sensitive topic, because it's about a lot more than just putting something in our mouths and swallowing.

Deep down you know who you are.  You are not defined by what you wear, what you drive, where you live, where you kids goes to school, what board you have when surfing/skating - you are beautiful and we love you just the way you are!  If you remember that, we can help you on this incredible journey.  Not alone, but every step of the way with you!

So let's get to it:  Lesson 1:  The way we consume things has a great deal of impact on not only ourselves, but on the people around us.

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A lot of the food we think is healthy, isn’t actually healthy.

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[disangel]

my participation in the ship meme that’s going around on the dash right now, considering that there’s only one ship on this blog. as a result all the tropes are lengthened out and such..

Who asks the other on dates: because of the lack of activity on seiji’s blog, and the sort of pre-launch state it’s in, not a lot of you guys have been exposed to seiji’s personality. a majority of it is still on seiji’s old blog. however, in the gist of things, seiji is the romantic one out of him and chrys if that was not given through the way he interacts with him via askbox. therefore, seiji is the one that jumps on the opportunity to ask chrysanthos to spend time with one another. not only this, but he uses his own innitiaive to ask considering i’ve made a meta about chrys’s “packed schedule.” don’t worry, chrysanthos does ask seiji on dates... but it’s more of the latter asking the former.

Who is the bigger cuddler: again following up on the previous explanation, seiji’s the one that pats his lap, the chair next to him, or gestures under his arm to indicate he wants physical affection. he is always craving for chrys’s physical affection. however, chrysanthos is more of a cuddler than people would expect : if you’ve paid close attention to my ask responses to yume, more often than not does chrys step forward to hug seiji, or make the effort to kiss him even though he dislikes to waste his energy. he does not see seiji as a waste of his energy and thus puts a lot of his time into just showing him how much he loves him.

Who initiates holding hands more often: surprise, it’s chrysanthos. as much as seiji loves to shower chrys with physical affection, he does it in very showy, extreme bouts : lifting him up like a princess, hugging him tight and twirling him around, etc. chrysanthos, on the other hand, displays much more innocent and watered down displays of affection, especially in the eyes of the public. one of these ways is constant hand-holding. he will stay close to seiji purposefully and will lock his fingers with his just to reassure his conscious that he’s always right there beside him.

Who remembers anniversaries: they both remember anniversaries. it may seem as if chrysanthos forgets the broader moments, like their first kiss or first date, but he does not in actuality. those things are more important to him than one would think, and he cares much more about that compared to other things. seiji should not even be explained : he wishes to cherish every day he is with chrys and writes down everyday a “first” happens, even if he doesn’t go all out to celebrate said anniversary.

Who is more possessive: look down below.

Who gets more jealous: i’m going to group possessiveness and jealousy because the two are so equally tied to each other in both parties that it’d be hard to write differences without sounding the same. anyways. chrysanthos and seiji are both jealous and possessive, but they take care of this on different levels. if you want the straight up answer, it’s chrysanthos for both of them. but keep in mind that seiji is also equally jealous and possessive, but he expresses this in a different fashion. chrysanthos’s type of possession and jealousy is obvious. you can tell instantly when he’s jealous simply by the look of his face or the way he words things, and he generally just acts petty. very petty. he does not think seiji is his property and absolutely nobody can touch him, but he gets anxiety when he observes seiji looking to be in a blissful state with others, especially multiple people. it triggers him into believing that seiji will find better people and realize that chrysanthos is just an asshole. seiji, on the other hand, has a more watered down jealousy/possessive persona. his is actually quite sad : he pretends to be fine with chrysanthos “moving on” from him, but i would imagine how broken he’d feel, assuming his “true love” was not really so. he keeps it more to himself and would probably not show it to chrys, who’ll eventually slap it out of him.

Who is more protective: i don’t know too much about seiji’s protectiveness towards chrys in serious terms, unfortunately (but you can bet your ass ive nutted to the thought of seiji going berserk over someone hurting chrys, emotionally or physically. kind characters being mad or threatening for their loved ones is my fetish.) so for now, i’ll just say chrysanthos, because it’s very true. as some of you know, chrysanthos is an all-or-nothing man when it comes to his allies : he does not go out of his way to protect an ally of his even if he’s standing right next to them. it is not his battle. however, he will not even think about jumping in front of anyone who tries to hurt seiji, even if he seems to have the situation handled. this not only applies in battle, but in camp, too. you can guarantee he will be hurting, if not killing anyone that hurts seiji in any form.

Who is more likely to cheat: i’ll make a long headcanon post exception. nope. nah. nuh-uh. they are extremely devoted to one another’s being that neither would think of turning the other way to someone else. 

Who initiates sexy times the most: oh, now, let’s see here. many of you know that seiji is the horny one out of the two, making sex jokes and telling chrysanthos he wants to... yiff. at this point chrysanthos simply takes those “advances” as jokes and thus it isn’t really something he considers “initiating sexy time.” it’s when chrysanthos plays serious with these advances that it’s “initiating”, as sometimes when he goes along with it it can lead to the sexy time. so in a way, i suppose it is both... they don’t really purposefully initiate it. someone just makes a joke and it goes from there.

Who dislikes PDA the most: chrysanthos. but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like pda : it just means he likes it less than seiji does, who isn’t afraid to slap his ass in front of his own mother. the two are actually very comfortable with pda, if it’s not taken to a sexual measure, with seiji sometimes does. this often ends with chrys slapping him in the face. regardless, they share pda via holding hands and chrys leaning against seiji a lot. they kiss in public too, but they don’t make out... mostly. otherwise, their pda remains generally sfw and there isn’t a lot of sexual touching save for seiji slapping or squeezing chrys’s butt sometimes, and again, that leads to him getting a slap in the face. so they’re not the type to do the do in public.

Who kills the spider: hahahahahaha. it’s chrys. but more often than not does seiji stop him to capture it and put it in his garden, so he’s luring him out of the habit of preserving insects rather kill them. on the contrary, if their tent is infested with bugs... seiji will leave it to his twinkie to take care of the problem, which chrys probably does by lighting the tent on fire.

Who asks the the other to marry them: oh my god. it’s seiji. words cannot explain how pure his proposal is : you’d expect someone as romantic as him would probably phone people to help him with the proposal... and he does. in fact, i really like the idea of chrysanthos receiving a day of pure joy before being greeted with the greatest joy of all. it’d probably on their anniversary, so he wouldn’t expect something to be “off”... maybe starting out with raeger waking him up to dart him around krakenburg’s halls in a stroller to have fun. chrysanthos probably yells at him and he stops at forrest’s room, where he gets dressed in really nice clothes. he has a hoshidan breakfast and at that point he realizes it’s seiji and his’s anniversary. eventually he goes to hoshido that day, lots of cute scavenger hunt things until seiji leads him to his garden. proposal time...

Who buys the other flowers or gifts: they both buy/make each other gifts, but seiji constantly gives chrysanthos flowers he grows. it’s nearly daily. that’s how ridiculous it is, but chrysanthos loves it so, so much. he keeps all the flower petals in a jar, or if they’re still attached to the stem, in a scrap book. evetually he’ll collect all of them and make a journal to give to him on his birthday, which will probably not be too far away. chrysanthos makes his own gifts for seiji, which is usually just his own cooking.

Who would bring up possibly having kids: it’s chrysanthos.

Who is more nervous to meet the parents: chrysanthos. hinoka’s probably a very intimidating woman, not to mention she probably knows that he’s the guy that caused her son to enter a two day coma. she’d probably tell seiji that he deserves better than a man who literally knocked him out upon first meeting, and would likely be on edge when meeting him, but with chrys’s apologetic nature and how genuine he is around seiji, i’m sure hinoka can eventually start to like chrysanthos.

Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: hahahahahahahahah. seiji.

Who tries to make up first after arguments: seiji. neither of them can stand being in negative air with one another, but seiji especially. he’s very easy to admit that he’s wrong even when he isn’t, and it’s usually his strong devotion to chrysanthos and willingness to admit his errors, even when he has made none, that allow chrysanthos to apologize himself. that’s the beauty of seiji to chrysanthos : they can be angry with each other, but chrysanthos knows seiji’s always going to come back. it’s the same vice versa, too.

Who tells the other they love them more often: seiji. it’s seiji who tells chrysanthos how much he means, how much he loves him, how much he thinks he’s worth life, because he’s simply that good with words. it mesmerizes chrysanthos so much, and seiji can tell by the look of his eyes, and how he restrains himself from resorting to physical violence. he knows when he’s tipped chrysanthos’s softest side, and all chrysanthos can tell him back is “i love you, too.” even the simplest of words can entrance chrysanthos, because everything seiji says about him is simply so surreal. regardless, chrysanthos does tell him he loves him, but it’s put in much simpler tems. i love you.