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chryblossomjjk · 11 months ago

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i have an orange cat who is extremely quirky (not bonkers bc he is somewhat skiddish but like… something is off yk?) and he has a habit of sitting on top of anything and everything and one time i woke up to him sitting on top of my shredded presentation handouts bc he was making biscuits with them

#… he’s literally a comedian so i cant even be mad #he’s double pawed too so he opens cabinets like a pro #i literally catch him on his hind legs looking through the cabinets for food #ive always come home to an entire loaf of bread on the floor #cat toof marks n paw prints in every slice #he also like sentient ?#but like more so than the average cat #like he stares at his reflection in the window all day #pondering #and stares at shadows inquisitively #but like don’t get me wrong bro is not smart shizheiejs-#is a philosopher with zero common sense #can tell u about the other realm but not this one #he also has face markings that look like a mustache :)#adore teh car

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