#ivanos ships walruss too

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Ivanos: you're welcome to stay in my home, Keegan. Logan and I have grown quite close over the past few months that you've been hunting for him. Perhaps you can reconcile this crime the Thalmor wishes you go commit, by helping me show Logan that not all Imperials are bad.

Keegan: I never intended to kill him, Ivanos. I don't take orders from the Thalmor.

Ivanos: they seem to think you do

Keegan: I don't.

Ivanos: yes, well, they'll be plenty of time for you and him to bond. Now, you'll be staying upstairs in the guest bed. The other two on the left side of the house belong to my Steward and Bard, so you'll have to share the room on the right with Logan.

Logan: what?!

Ivanos: the bed is large enough for you both, is it not?

Logan: I am not sharing a bed with that man!

Keegan: I'm not a monster

Logan: fuck the both of you, I'll sleep on the floor!

Ivanos: it's hard and uncomfortable, and as well built as my house is, the cold still crawls through. Logan, dear boy, place something between you, I have no room for another bed anywhere, I'm sorry

Logan glaring murderously at both Keegan and Ivanos: Fine, but if he touches me, I'm cutting off whatever part it is.

Keegan: .......

Ivanos: Reasonable enough. I'll make breakfast for us all in the morning, until then, pleasant dreams *closes the curtain he put up for privacy*

Keegan: Logan—

Logan: touch me and you're dead. Do not even try talking. I will cut your tongue out so fast you won't have time to blink

Keegan: pleasant dreams to you as well

Ivanos is like: "hehehe, you can't hate one another if you have to share a bed!" No Ivanos, Logan can, and he will, Keegan may even lose a limb or eye. You're putting this poor man in danger Ivanos. I know Keegan can handle himself, but Logan is a feisty fucker. Sweet man, precious Ivanos, this trope doesn't work in this universe XD or does it 😏