#itty bitty guys even tinier

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

vampire pete and vampire patrick. as little bats. do you guys see my vision

[tinytinybumblebee]

I just know Mama Stede is making all sorts of baby food for tiny Ed!

He pays close attention to which fruits and veggies Eddie likes the most and mushes them up for him, spoon feeding all the different blends he makes for his sweet little baby!

(Stede definitely sneaks the things Ed doesn't like in there too. gotta make sure he's getting a good variety, and Ed can never tell.)

I bet being spoon fed just makes Eddie feel even tinier than usual. He's just so itty bitty that he needs his Mama to feed him something that'll be a little easier than his usual meals. chewing is tough work for teeny tiny babies!

🥺 yesssss aaaaa!!

It's become a new hobby of Stede's, homemade baby food- of course he is using one of these bad boys (because lbr, Stede isn't a cook and he won't even pretend to be xD)

Lots of yummy purees, apples + raspberries with a bit of cinnamon, carrots (with some kale or broccoli mixed in but, the little guy doesn't even realize!)

Spoon feeding absolutely has Eddie feeling a lot smaller!♡♡ Just a babie boy, sitting on Mama's lap while Stede is spooning the nummy food into his mouth- Stede coos as he wipes up the little bits that get on the sides of Ed's mouth, praising Eddie for being such a good boy eating alll his veggies♡♡

Ed is probably tooo young to really care about desert, instead just continuing to be held by Mama is enough for him (and maaybe a warm bottle of milk, but, cuddles first♡♡)

[aviatrix-ash]

Finally got around to opening the big boi!!

He's so cool!! I love al the panel detailing in him and the sheer size of em! His clunky ratcheting joints feels like this massive ancient guy's just waking up from a deep slumber. I love em!!

Also the itty bitty grain of rice sized Optimus he came with is adorable. I'd love to try and print other TFs to this scale so that way he gets a whole crew!

But for now here he is with an even tinier Ark I printed for Rung.

Mainframe's next!

[tessatechaitea]

DK III: The Master Race #9

Did anybody else get the Frank Miller Jizzed All Over the Cover Variant?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ixnay on the alfhay-eedbray! I'm trying to keep this lighthearted!

Somehow, Batman knew exactly where the Kandorians would blow themselves up after they lost the battle with the Amazons. I probably missed the part where he figured that out. He's the master detective, after all. I'm the guy who gets easily distracted while reading comic books and misses whole chunks of things he just read. When he arrives, he uses the Bat Sonic Cannon to wake up all the bats below the Kandorians. If there's one thing that can easily destroy a Kryptonian, it's kryptonite. So I guess the bats are full of kryptonite! The Kandorians react to the bats by blasting them with heat vision. Batman is worse to bats than Aquaman is to dolphins. But since bats can't take much heat vision before completely disintegrating, most of the heat ray blasts just hit other Kandorians. They all get hit by some other Kandorians panicky laser eyes and they all wind up beaten and bruised on the desert floor. That was a pretty good plan, Batman! Except for all the dead bats. Kind of a dick move, that. Most of the Kandorians finally say, "Fuck this bullshit!", and try to leave. They thought taking over the world was going to be easy. It might have been if this comic book had been called "Kandorians: The Master Race." But instead it was called "DICK III: The Master Race." So you know what that means. It's better just to leave it at that since I don't have anything pithy to say. Besides, you probably came up with a good answer yourself in the hopes of guessing what I was going to say. Before the Kandorians can fly back into their bottle (or wherever they were headed. I mean, really. Where did they think they were going to go if they couldn't take over the Earth?), Quar and his generals turn them into ash with their superior heat vision. That's convenient! It would have been pretty hard for Batman and Superman to deal with all of those Kryptonians if they couldn't kill them. Although I think Dark Knight Batman is okay with killing when it's needed. Superman beats the crap out Quar's last soldiers so they decide to set off the bombs in their tummies. Who can save them now?! The Atom? Green Lantern? The Hawkpersons? Wonder Woman? Aquaman? The Flash? Hmm, who else has been mentioned in this comic book so far? That's all I can remember! I don't think Plastic Man has made an appearance although he'd be the go-to guy for throwing himself over a bunch of Kryptonians going nuclear to shield the world from the blast. That guy can do anything. He can even look like a fire hydrant! The hero turns out to be The Atom! He suddenly grows up around everybody and shrinks all the Kandorians into itty-bitty microscopic bombs that barely exude any radiation at all! I guess. I mean, I don't know how all that shrinking stuff works but apparently it doesn't just make the bombs tinier with the same potential for destruction. Quar decides it's now time to blow up but Lara grabs him and flies him up into outer space. I guess that's how she atones for being a huge jerk for the last eight issues. Now her parents can be proud of her and Batman can say, "Well, I guess we know who the master race really is now!" Then, to make sure everybody understands, he'll point to Atom and himself. After the battle, Superman disappears, Batgirl changes her costume so it doesn't look so stupid and then changes her name to Batwoman, and Batman is all, "I'm a less arrogant jerk!" That would be the end of the comic book except DC, once again, decided that we needed a bunch of duplicate pages without the color. Dammit, DC Comics! Fill that space with Frank Miller art so I can laugh at it! I almost thought that was the plan this time with the Frank Miller Lara pinup but then I was disappointed. I wasn't expecting more and I wasn't planning on being disappointed but then you had to put the pinup in and get my hopes up. I hate you, DC Comics.