#itsnotahumor

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Watch "Why is beer better than women" on YouTube https://youtube.com/shorts/Fg5HvfwXnCo Example of my kind of humor. I need a woman that will laugh at this and just have a snappy comeback rather than me wind up wrapped up in carpet in the trunk of her Honda Civic or something. Lol i.e. if i say something like "i don't trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die" she'll say "i can't trust anyone with two heads and no brain." Lol I'll just say, you know honey... Bringing up reality is just getting old. Can't you come up with anything original? I mean , try and keep up with Congress at least. 🤭🤣 I get less crap from religion. Not like anyone believes that shit, especially the clergy. 🤔😆😂 And yeah i believe there's likely a God. String theory types that can do math and think, the two go together, they believe in a creator.. Even that's incorrect, umm they're not doing anything that weird other than math and a lot of thinking but that's also why we have things like GPS and the internet. Can't complain. Actually, my brain injury and no smartphone would mean I'm in a home for invalids. My phone is a cognitive prosthetic. Seriously. My cranial crutches. My wheelchair of wonderment. Imagination incubator. Travel training wheels. #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner #itsnotahumor #boogertits (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLPzDnxhc6O/?igshid=k0urww7kficv

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Does instagram have psychotic AI that's off or on to much digital medication and a bipolitical Nazi anarchist? Got a warning that my account may be deleted for hate speech. Who runs your moderation? The soup Nazi? After Seinfeld and covid-19 he couldn't find work? Lol holy shit man. No wonder people are hating big tech. You give social media a bad name. Weird Al should do that spoof. #instagraminsanity #americanphotographer #californiatransplant #californiaphotographer #mexicanphotographer #utahphotographer #itsnotahumor #humorisnotatumor #laughteristhebestmedicine #ajokeisjustajoke #citizenoftheworld #lovematters they allow gangster rap, the universally accepted hate speech on all social media and TV and radio etc but wow, even Sarah Silverman gets away with all kinds of rape jokes etc and i don't go that far and i love her comedy and she is so beautiful so i really don't understand how jokes vs guns, knives, murder, actual rape, human trafficking, assaults and domestic abuse, broken homes are the cool thing, but jokes and second amendment and prayers are bad but you approve of human rights violations. And yet you say you care about women, children, freedom and justice? Umm no drugs for you. Don't get high off your own supply please. (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKg9-c4h_f9/?igshid=thlto8rxuowt

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https://photos.app.goo.gl/CngrkQCHmwN8vpjD7 Utah is very racist. Took that photo on 2006 in the Heber city railroad gift shop. People got mad and i basically told them to kiss my ass. I was all and what are you going to do that won't get your asses kicked? Lol and they had the gall to say I'm acting like a gang member. Lol that's better than a Nazi i take it? Seems to be the message. 🤣 But i rejected gangs in California with this joke. Hey I'm gonna join the biggest and most powerful gang in the world! I don't need you guys . The US Army is much worse and has bigger guns and better food and Ollie north deals drugs. What's the difference? Lol we don't kill as many innocents but hey, nobody's perfect. Lol #racism #mash #humorinuniform #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #funnyboner #merica🇺🇸 #militaryfamily #militaryscience #military #thinblueline #veterans and even having nwa forced on me and hearing fuck the police for the first time my first reaction was "sounds like they have a crush on them" lol seriously. I think i was pretty close. Ever hear Queen another one bites the dust? They feel sad and rejected when you let them out of jail. Watch American Me and American X etc. Ohh that's why shrinks say they didn't get enough hugs and west side story made me think, wow,a bunch of jerks. What's their major malfunction? Reminds me of a joke that was on my launch.com CD-ROM i got in the mail once. The comedian was an abuse survivor and said it's total bull shit what these pamby namby shrinks say that people become criminals cuz their parents beat them. That's not the problem. The problem is that they stopped beating them. They wouldn't commit any crime if they're too busy flinching. 🤣😂 I laughed like a maniacal mad scientist cuz I'm not a criminal and my mom hit me with rolling pins, pots and pans and metal spoons, my dad used his fists,a hickory stick and belt buckle and bullies etc used baseball bats, a golf club etc and I've had sports accidents, kept falling from trees and hitting every branch on the way down etc. I've almost died and my way to be evil? Improper sense of humor and being nerdy like in Rick and Morty. And i swear in Xmas Story.🤣🤷🏽‍♂️ (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKcLLKaBTwX/?igshid=jyvkhcj48v69

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#starwars #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #funnyboner #humorinuniform Watch "Star Wars Cops Parody - TROOPS" on YouTube https://youtu.be/pe6yy3sW6NI Cops die most in domestic abuse calls. Marriage needs a surgeon generals warning. 😂🤣 If your wife likes Murder She Wrote out of the blue after you tell her to go fuck a duck, you can drink if you want, you might wanna check into a motel and put your phone in airplane mode lol and visa versa. Women have to worry about the guys too sometimes. If your hubby suddenly starts making 3D printed fully auto assault rifles after you tell him you've met 9 year old girls with bigger balls than them, literally, you need a bugout bag. (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKK0LpmhUjk/?igshid=4h7biokaiegc

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Lol this is so funny #dumptrump #funnyboner #layghteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #politicalmemes (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKvfbnhzQe/?igshid=1ud8cdpb0q8bg

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Watch "Why Boyfriends Lose Arguments | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/bovJu7-vGAQ This is actually true especially for our brown ladies or it's a USA thing. And the Mormon gals I've dated or who failed to tell me were going out, boots to the head, and tantrums, and i was very mansito as my mother told me, and no seas tan inocente, eres muy mensito blah blah blah and I had no idea what she was going on about. And until these supplements healed me and hopefully not like Flowers for Algernon, I'm waking up to a lot. No wonder my brother showed me Bitch by Key & Peele. Now I'm finally, at age 50 able to understand. This comedian is right. Dude, his comedy on liberals and minorities dating white chicks. So spot on. Watch "White Liberals Are More Racist | Akaash Singh | Stand-up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/y8_KuPyv1eI Watch "Why Arizona Hates Mexicans | Akaash Singh | Freestyle Stand-Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/gmMzlQdpM4M Watch "ROASTING THE WHITE TRASH OF CANADA | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/9Dc1v30Dkrg Watch "WHY MINORITIES LOVE WHITE WOMEN | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/OWMIvrbmEDs Per the last one... In America I'll make that switch. Dude my experiences, as long as she's not a cowgirl or Mormon, we're good. Been physically assaulted a few times so no thanks and sorry ladies, with my mouth, no Italians. I saw a guy post online and he's Italian and he said that Italian women can get crazy like our Mexican gals. They'll shoot you and the next day visit you in the hospital smiling like nothing happened saying "i made you favorite Italian dish." Umm i like not being mortally wounded. It's why local Chicanos tell me I'm nothin but a white Mexican. Lol that's called a chilango güeys. Lol #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #funnyboner i created my own prayer cuz of that. "I pray the Lord your soul to keep, cuz women beat you in your sleep, and if you die before you wake, I pray your soul she didn't take." Lol i saw a hot model on insta with a photo of a jar in her fridge with chopped up meat with he label "men's souls" and i almost prayed.🤭😂 (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKlBrkhTjX/?igshid=1n7k2up2ramz2

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Humor. Reminds me of Alf. Ha! I kill me! Lol ohh and i don't like to eat.... Kitty. Lol I'm kidding. I guess. I dunno. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I have but yeah, you know. I prefer beer. Lol and sex. Hahaha you know ALL our excretions are a type of mucus even your saliva? Yeah, too many medical books as a kid. I made some kid cry by accident when i told him we're all homo sapiens. I still feel kinda bad about that. That was in grade school. #itsnotahumor #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner it's not like i called him a neandertal. Now that's an insult. Basically that's calling them a cannibalistic knuckle dragger. 😂 I can't help but laugh at THAT term. Too much TV. And standup comedy. Well, and being around people. (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJkRBXWhRS4/?igshid=1eefgdvuaono0

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I'm in. I'll quit drinking then have a few rounds to celebrate. 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️ Works for me. Hey, i don't have a drinking problem until i end up married and she tries to stop me from drinking. I only wish I was still young enough to run off and join the Navy. Cheapest way to divorce or leave a woman at the altar. And Navy guns win over shotgun weddings. Lol and I'd finally get to see the ocean again. And drink a lot. Don't mind me. I'm landlocked and i cry myself to sleep over being surrounded by landlubbers. #itsnotahumor #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner #touchmyfunnybone (at Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI131_Lhu_A/?igshid=1vxgbdwxpkidw

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I just realized I have so frickin many of these and I don't remember hardly at all where I got even one third of these. Hmm and I don't drink THAT much. Damned brain injury but then again, I'm not rain man. Lol #funnymemes #funnyboner #humor #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #music #brainwarrior #traumaticbraininjury #braininjurysurvivor (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHmgG1MhnLJ/?igshid=t0itewzluk2b

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Lol funny stuff #funny #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #humor #ogdenutah #thisisogden #localbusinesses #utah #utahgram #americanphotographer #mexicanphotographer #californiaphotographer #californiatransplant #utahphotographer (at Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHmeELCBuo_/?igshid=1iba486p46z05

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How women generally see all spiders. It's a genetic malady called common sense/sanity. There's sadly no cure. Lol #funnyboner #funnymemes #humor #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHmYKw2hbBg/?igshid=9u48ygvx9bh

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I just started laughing 🤪🤣🤭 #facebookmemes #funnymemes #funnyboner #humor #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHmXi7ZBB0Z/?igshid=xo51vea0u9do

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Lol omfg that's hilarious. #oversharingiscaring #funnymemes #bars #beerbeforefear #humor #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner #itsnotahumor (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHmXPWDB-mf/?igshid=lehmfdg3uql5

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No disrespect intended but this is so funny lol #trumpmemes #politicalmemes #humor #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner #itsnotahumor (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHmWzqahJMH/?igshid=d5m9unqr0abs

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Check out Everything About You [Explicit] by Ugly Kid Joe on Amazon Music https://music.amazon.com/albums/B001NYPS4U?trackAsin=B001NYPSDQ&ref=dm_sh_WYZJB3VirT2i4Wo1SjLN3gc78 This has been one of THE BEST songs to describe my experiences in Utah and Idaho. It's not everyone but it's all the time. Use your imagination. Plus I'm bored. Oh BTW, the song by Shedaisy tonight I'm just me reminds me of my singles wards, many college and modemer chicks and Idaho. I am still paying for calling them Idahoes. Lol and I made up my own version of the Lord's prayer to humorously protect me from them and I need a patron saint of Ash from Army of Darkness cuz them when get ugly real fast. "I pray the Lord your soul to keep, cuz women beat you in his sleep, and if I die before i wake, let's hope my soul she doesn't take." Lol hey it's just a joke. I'm abnormally immature for my age. I don't hate women or I guess I'd be a lot lot much much way way more mean than a daft joke by a daft guy. I do know my place. Men get their X chromosomes from the mother, a woman, so our smarts and personally are only half of what she has, so we have half a brain plus to make things worse they're hand-me-downs lol. And you wonder why the world went to shit. 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️😜🍻🖖 #humor #funnyboner #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #americanphotographer #californiaphotographer #californiatransplant #utahphotographer #googler #googlepixel3axl #googlefi #googlepixel3axlphotography #pixel3axl #teampixel #pixel3axlphotography #travelphotography #transhumanistparty (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHRpRm8hsqM/?igshid=1wqxnb54trgpz

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Hey, when I get a girlfriend someday, I'm gonna give her a real shiner. 😉😂😜🤣🤭🤙🖖🍻 Ok ok I may be a man child but it's one of the best babysitting jobs you'll have other than raising our kids. Lol #funnyboner #funny #laughteristhebestmedicine #humor #humorinuniform #itsnotahumor #googler #googlepixel3axl #googlefi #googlepixel3axlphotography #teampixel #pixel3axl #pixel3axlphotography #beerismedicine #beeroverbros #healthylifestyle #healthyfood #health #smartphonephotography #travelphotography #travelmatters #citizenoftheplanet #citizenscience #chilling #transhumanistparty #transhumanism #americanphotographer #californiaphotographer #californiatransplant #utahphotographer https://www.piedmont.org/living-better/the-health-benefits-of-beer And it helps when you have upset stomach. It's medieval Pepto lol 🤙🖖🍻🤭😜🤷🏼‍♂️🇺🇸🗽🤘🧑‍🎤 (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHO_PKuBUVP/?igshid=1274q1eywoa67