#its. a pun on ferrous

[distortiondragon]

i hate drawing so much (puts this dumb shit on my blog [the fridge] anyways)

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Circular Electro Lifting Magnet

Bhupindra Machines: Leading Manufacturer of Circular Electro Lifting Magnets in Amritsar, Punjab

Bhupindra Machines, a renowned name in the industrial machinery sector, has solidified its position as one of the leading manufacturers of circular electro lifting magnets. Based in Amritsar, Punjab, the company has established itself as a reliable supplier of cutting-edge magnet solutions, catering to a wide array of industries such as steel, scrap, foundry, and other metal handling sectors.

Expertise in Circular Electro Lifting Magnets

Circular electro lifting magnets are a crucial component for handling and transporting heavy metal objects like scrap, steel plates, and bars. Bhupindra Machines specializes in the design and manufacturing of these magnets, ensuring optimal performance, durability, and efficiency. These magnets are highly effective in lifting large quantities of ferrous materials and are indispensable in industries that deal with bulk metal movement.

Bhupindra Machines employs advanced technology in the production process, ensuring that their circular electro lifting magnets meet the highest standards of quality and reliability. The company takes pride in its in-house manufacturing unit, where a team of skilled engineers meticulously designs and tests each product to ensure precision and strength.

Key Features of Bhupindra's Circular Electro Lifting Magnets

High Magnetic Strength: Bhupindra Machines' lifting magnets are designed with superior magnetic strength, allowing them to handle large quantities of heavy metal with ease.

Durability: The magnets are built using high-quality materials, making them durable and resistant to wear and tear. This extends their operational life, providing a reliable solution for heavy-duty lifting.

Energy Efficiency: Bhupindra Machines focuses on creating energy-efficient magnets. The company’s electro lifting magnets consume minimal power while maintaining high performance, reducing operational costs for their clients.

Customization: Understanding the unique needs of different industries, Bhupindra Machines offers customized solutions. They tailor the design, size, and capacity of their magnets to suit the specific lifting requirements of their clients.

Applications in Various Industries

Circular electro lifting magnets from Bhupindra Machines are widely used across industries, including:

Steel Plants: For handling steel billets, ingots, and scrap.

Scrap Yards: Efficiently lifting and moving scrap materials.

Foundries: Transporting and managing heavy metal parts.

Port Operations: Loading and unloading ferrous materials for shipment.

Commitment to Quality and Innovation

Bhupindra Machines is committed to delivering top-quality products. The company has implemented stringent quality control measures at every stage of production, ensuring that each lifting magnet meets international standards. Their focus on research and development has enabled them to innovate continuously, staying ahead of the competition.

Customer-Centric Approach

Bhupindra Machines places great emphasis on understanding their customers' needs. They work closely with clients to provide customized solutions that enhance productivity and streamline metal handling processes. Their after-sales service and technical support further reinforce their dedication to customer satisfaction.

Conclusion

Bhupindra Machines has built a strong reputation as a manufacturer of circular electro lifting magnets. Their commitment to quality, innovation, and customer satisfaction has earned them the trust of industries not just in Punjab but across India and beyond. As they continue to expand their product line and improve their manufacturing processes, Bhupindra Machines remains a leader in the field of industrial magnets, providing robust and efficient solutions for heavy metal lifting.

For more information, you can visit Bhupindra Machines' official website or contact their headquarters in Amritsar, Punjab.

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The Market of Rats and Water

This #microfiction makes me want to write more in this world. Damn it. I have enough novel ideas...

Today, like every Tuesday, is the Rats and Water Market at the town's old bank building. This means I'm up and through the Iron Gate early, as I need to beat the butchers to the best rat-catchers.

It used to have an honest-to-Courts Farmers' Market, but farms were one of the first places that got snapped up in the Reclamation.

The few independents left won't travel to town, but they have representatives there who'll sell you a pair of horseshoe boots that know the way.

The Spring and Summer aligned farms will sometimes have a stall, but by now most know the dangers of such 'seasonal' produce (I both love and hate that pun).

So people make do with what clean water, rodents and root vegetables they can afford from the market. And at the end of the day, these precious commodities are locked up in the old vault (long-since reinforced with an iron coating). The day's takings are added almost as an afterthought - for any thieves would prize clean water much more highly than mere trading tokens.

The water's not for me though. Nor the veg. Even the rats aren't for eating - I can't risk the iron-touched sustenance here, so I have to stay thirsty till I return through the Silver Gate.

I'm in luck. I arrive at the pens before the butchers with their teeth-like paring knives (any animals of a size that requires a larger knife are hard to come by) and I click my tongue and rub my beard and squeak at the rats in their wicker cages and I say:

"So. Which of you lovelies will I save from their sharp iron fangs today? Which pretty thing has sharp teeth, a sharper nose and the *sharpest* little brain, hmm?" I crow and croon and sing a high-pitched song that's still guttural in its cadences. The smarter rodents began to rise up on their hind legs and add their voices to the tune, to make their case. "Oh, yes, you're my brave little scouts, aren't you?"

The lights begin to flicker and I cut off the song before any of the glass shatters or any of the shadows come alive. You only make that mistake once.

I survey the rats who have volunteered their services. Too many for me to afford today. Which breaks my heart a little.

"So..." says the head rat-catcher, an old friend who won't let anyone else negotiate with me, "...how many can you afford?"

I show him my purse and try to strip the glamour from my smile. I've tried those tricks on her before, but she's learned too much from the rats and her beady, piercing eyes strip them away like poison rain.

"Perhaps you'll stand me a few on credit, eh? You know me. Reliable. Dependable. Solid. Only tried to cheat you the once?"

She huffed.

"Once too many."

"I have to try once! You know I have to try once. It's the *rules*. You may as well cut my soul with ferrous filings, as forbid me my one finagling..." I let the pleading creep into my voice. "Please, Catch. I couldn't bear all of these bright little things facing the butchers' blades."

Catch huffed and puffed, but she still brought her price down. A little, at least. Couldn't let me get away *too* pleased with myself.

Later, I'll introduce these little ones to their new siblings and we'll get on teaching them the first lessons.

These pretty things never stay in my care long. Just enough for them to learn how to sniff out the little bog-pockets of wild magic, and to spy the telltale signs of the mines (packed with ball bearings - foul things) that still little the meadows too far from the path.

If you plan to head out into the wilds, these little precious scouts are worth their weight in silver. They'll spy out any lurkies pixies and kelpies and pots of caustic golden magic still lurking - they'll turn a *way* into a *path*.

Yes, my little scouts will keep you safe. In return, you must only pay me a little something and promise *you'll* keep *them* safe too. On especially Summery days, I'd give them away for just the promise if you people would trust such a good deal.

It's just nice to get them a good home.

And I don't seem to be the only one to think so. There's a few I know who've bought my scouts and don't venture off the roads at all.

They're just happy to have a bit of company. And my scouts will be good friends to you. All it costs you is a promise.

I smile at the butchers as I walk out the market, my catch tucked safely in the folds and many pockets of my coat.

We squeal together as we go.

And the air is alive with the precious sound of ratsong.

[lazorsandparadox]

Ferris is the last name of the man who invented the modern version of the wheel (it was previously known as a pleasure wheel), but i also like to believe its a pun on the fact that they tend to be made of steel (a ferrous metal)

this parallel is so funny to me

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Chemistry Puns

 Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.

Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe

What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A ‘gram’ cracker.

What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.

How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a “carbonkneel”

What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.

How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down

Why do chemistry professor like to teach about ammonia? Because it is its basic material

If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into the water, which one dissolves faster? The one in Alaska, because it is polar.

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They are cheaper than day rates

What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated Spirits

You must be copper and tellurium cause you sure are CuTe!

Chem students do it on the table periodically

You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, & Titanium cause your BE AU TI full.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.

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