#its uhh grape flavored

[tetherfans]

Have i dipped your narrator in candle wax yet. If i haven't, i wish to do so (lovingly)

I hate you for this /j /silly ( it's going to be /silly when i'm in court answering for my crimes of sending a box of moldy chocolates covered in razor blade dust and fentanyl / j / silly)

Sigh first time actually showing what this fuckhead looks like without a shirt on, to anyone besides my close friend group and bf :P...

Have fun, -w-

also funny meme for my court sentencing.

[pastel-rights]

In your opinion what would your friends arts taste like?

Oh? Hmmm, let me think about it~

Let's see...

Rina's art tastes like a strawberry lollipop tbh, always a sweet treat to see it on my feed <3

Lupi's art kind of tastes like cherry garcia ice cream, which is unironically my favorite ice cream flavor. It's nice, it's special, it's classic and classy. It's so smooth and chill and it's got fun pops of flavor/color.

Pins' art tastes like a hi chew candy, comes in many different flavors, each piece its own unique flavor, yet it always comes out soooo good no matter that it is she does. how does she do it.

Fifi's art... uhh... kind of gives off the vibes of frozen koolaid. but like specifically the grape flavor. couldn't tell you why, grape koolaid is just better frozen.

Beth's art tastes like a fresh banana bread muffin. I do make the rules, and this is my answer. I fucking love banana bread muffins.

Klai's art is giving... fresh fruit vibes. It's always nice and refreshing to see, comes in batches, can be sweet, can be sour, or my favorite third fruit option, "girl what IS this" (doesn't know what she's looking at fr fr)

Mario's art kind of gives those granny strawberry candies that only manifests with grandmothers???? I need more but I have NO clue where to find it /j

my wife. my beloved. my dearest. she doesn't draw a lot (she does edits though??? do that count???) but it gives watermelon vibes. I don't know why, but it's just really sweet and refreshing to see her art every once in a while and sometimes I go back and I just look at it and it's always nice no matter when I go look at it. kind of like watermelon.

Yuu's art is giving red velvet vibes. If I consume too much of it in one day, I will die of sugar overdose /j it's also just always so nicely put together, the colors and lineart compliment one another so well and it's just oughhhh ahhhh how DARE you. /j

Joe's art reminds me of chocolate lava cake, it's so rich and sweet, can't consume it too fast, I will burn myself, and the color schemes joe uses just reminds me of a chocolate lava cake?? especially when the chocolate is red inside... hehe...

Emma and Al's art both kind of give those ICEE slushies machines. They're always there at the most wild and opportune moments, kind of cold and chilly and nice to see on a day when things are just a little too plain. Fun pops of excitement.

Sleepy's art ALSO gives those strawberry candies, but more so, there's just something so nice and nostalgic about their art whenever I come across it.

Clown's art feels like those mixed bags of themed gummies... like scooby doo gummies... mixed bags of contents, sweet, always wondering what I'm gonna get this time!! always a nice surprise.

Navi's art is also kind of giving red velvet cake for the same reasons as Yuu's art was.

uhhh i'm pretty sure i'm missing people so y'know if you don't see yourself on this list... heyyyyy hit me up /j

[saethepaperclip]

OM! Brothers on New Years

-Guess who forgot to hit post, sorry its a few days late-

Lucifer- You both spend New Years Eve in his room drinking wine and reflecting on the past year’s events, such as the time Mammon fell out the window and Levi threw a tantrum over Goldfish crackers. During the final countdown he pulls you out of your seat and loops his arms around your waist. Right as the clock strikes midnight he leans in and kisses you deeply. Props to you for starting the new years off standing in the middle of Luci’s room, slightly tipsy, sharing a wine flavored kiss with aforementioned Pridy McPrideface. 

Mammon- He was really excited when you introduced him to a new years tradition that your family did where at midnight each person eats 12 grapes, and for each grape you make a wish for the new year. He immediately jumped up to grab some grapes, granted Beel hadn’t eaten them all yet, while you pulled up the ball drop on T.V. 

3,2,1, Happy New Year!

You both start eating your grapes, pausing between each one to silently make a wish. You finished yours first and sat back to watch Mammon finish his grapes. As soon as he was done he turned to you with the happiest grin on his face, you smiled before leaning in to give him a quick peck on his slightly grape flavored lips. He immediately turned tomato red. 

“Happy New Year Mammon...”

Leviathan- Y’all played video games till right before midnight, when you pulled up a countdown on your D.D.D. He looked up at you, “Hey isn’t that what they did in *insert long anime title*?” You giggle before shouting, “3,2,1, Happy New Year!!” He looked at you slightly confused before laughing along. While he was distracted, you leaned in to give him a quick peck on the cheek. He immediately blushed before hiding his face in his hands, “Moe.”

Satan-He was reading aloud when you stopped to check your D.D.D. “Hey Satan,” you turned to him, “it’s almost midnight!” “Meaning?” “It’s almost new years!””Hmm, I’ve read about New years traditions before, isn’t it common for one to kiss someone they love when it strikes midnight?” He finally looked up from his book before turning to face you, and moving closer. The blonde wrapped one arm around your waist and pulled you flush to his chest. He pulled out his D.D.D. so you both could watch the clock turn from 11:59 to 12:00. He put the device away before lifting you chin to face him. “Happy New Year.” He mumbled before pressing his lips to yours. 

*side note:if you look closely you can see mr. catboi blushing the whole time*

Asmodeus- He was gently applying lotion to your face. “Hey, Y/N, isn’t it new years eve?” “Uhh yeah it is, I didn’t even notice.” “I head that the new year is a big deal in the human world with lots of bigs parties and such!” “I guess it’s a big deal, oh hey you have an eyelash on your cheek, hold still.” He giggled as you leaned forward to pick it off, balancing it on the tip of your finger. “Make a wish and blow it away! Maybe it will come true!” You laughed at his slightly confused expression. He huffed, “alright, if you say so.” He cupped your face with his hands, “I wish for another beautiful year with the 2 most beautiful people.” He blew the eyelash off your finger before glancing at the clock on the wall, “well would you look at the time, It’s midnight.” He swiped a thumb across your lips before leaning into to kiss you. 

*the other person was him if anyone was wondering*

Beelzebub- You found him eating in the kitchen, like normal.  (more like eating the kitchen at this point) “Hey beel its midnight,” you said, startling him as he wasn’t aware you were there. “Oh, sorry did I wake you up.” “No, It’s new years eve!” “oh. cool was there something you needed,” he went back to gnawing on the fridge door. “well, i got you a kiss.” He looked up slightly confused as you pulled a huge Hershey kiss from behind your back before offering it to him. As he leaned forward to accept it you kissed him on the cheek and whispered, “happy new year Beel” before skipping out of the room.

Belphegor-  “Hey Belphesnore.” you walked into his attic room. “Do you know what day it is?” “Nope...” came the sleepy reply. “Well its new years eve! Its actually gonna be new years day in 10 minuted though.” “So...” “Well usually on new years back in the human world when it strikes midnight you give a kiss to the one you love.”  “...stupid humans and your stupid traditions...” He rolled over and pulled you onto the bed, wrapping him self around you once you landed on the mattress. He pulled out his D.D.D. as watched it hit midnight. “...I guess i could indulge you and your weird traditions for once...” You saw his ears turn bright red before he lightly grabbed you chin and kissed you deeply.

-a bit different that my usual writing style but i kinda like it. sorry for not doing the side hoes i couldn’t come up with anything for them-

[lyrazehedgieboiii]

Sonic Babies! (Oneshot)

I still have some asks, and don’t worry, I will get to them, I just had a sudden urge to write this story, and I just couldn’t help myself tho-

    “WHAT. THE. HELL. JUST. HAPPENED?!” 

Amy and Tails stood in shock as three baby hedgies and a baby echidna were on the floor, gurgling at the sight of the older hedgehog and fox.

    “T-They just turned into babies...” Tails murmured. “I told them to stay away from the machine. What do they do? Go near the machine. Chaos, now I have to fix this...Amy, I hope you’re not ma-” Tails turned around to find Amy laying on the floor, while baby Sonic was nuzzling Amy’s cheek, baby Silver was climbing onto her stomach, baby Knuckles was chewing on Amy’s thumb, and baby Shadow was rested on Amy’s legs. 

   “I had no idea they were so CUTE as babies!” Amy gushed as Silver giggled at her. Amy got up and scooped them all up into her lap and cuddled with them. 

   “Hey Amy, do you mind watching them while I find a way to reverse this?” Tails asked the pink hedgie, who had stars in her eyes.

    “Yeah! Don’t you have a stroller from when you were younger?” Amy replied, and stood up. She saw a red chaos emerald, and assumed that it was Shadow’s, so she gave it to Tails to keep safe. 

    “Yup, it’s under that table, Cream used it last week for Cheese’s kids.” Amy nodded, and grabbed the stroller, and put everyone in, or at least three of them in...

    “SONIC!” Amy screamed. Baby Sonic had wires in his hand, and even though he was a baby, he still had that annoying smirk of his. “Put the wire down, or you will be in time-out faster than you can run!” Sonic dropped the wires immediately and Amy could see tears starting to make its way down his cheeks. She ran to him and hugged him close to her. “I’m so sorry, Sonikku. I promise I won’t yell at you like that, again. Or at least while you’re a baby. All you have to do is be a good boy to me. That applies to you three as well,” Amy looked at the infants which were playing with the stuffed animals in the stroller.

    “M...Mama!” Everyone suddenly went so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Sonic giggled and continued to babble. Even Knuckles, and Silver started saying ‘mama.’ Shadow only grunts, and mutters something that sounded like “momma.” Amy squealed and scooped them out of the stroller and hugged them once again.

She put them down into the stroller, again, and gave them pecks on the cheeks, and then giggled.

     “Your older selves would kill me if I did that.” Amy walked out of the workshop, leaving Tails processing everything that just happened.

- In The Village -

    “Now listen here, boys. You have to be on your best behavior, and no crying. Got it?” She commanded the boys, but they only tilted their head. “. . .Let’s just you do.” She walked with the stroller, earning many odd stares from the villagers, but Amy didn’t seem to notice. “Let’s see, Shadow likes oranges (LMAO IDK) Silver likes honey, Knuckles likes grapes, Sonic likes chilidogs...There isn’t any chilidog flavored baby food...I’ll buy some of this, and if he doesn’t like it, I’ll just blend up the chillidog!” She bought everything, until she saw Blaze, Rouge, and Lyra standing near a boutique. She walked over to them (Let’s talk about her outfit first)

 She’s wearing a Ditsy Floral Print Square Neck Dress (Link to dress on Pinterest) With a white sun-hat with roses on the side.

     “Why do these little guys look like our boys?” Rouge asked with interest, focusing mainly on Knuckles.

     “Oh, you know, I fucked all four of them and gave birth to their kids. Their names are Dash, Emo, Weed, and Steroids.” Amy sarcastically said. Blaze and Rouge looked frightened for a moment before they realized that she was only kidding. “They’re the boys, I have to take care of them. Long story short, they got into an age-changer invention thing, and they all turned into babies. Aren’t they the cutest? Especially little Sonic.” She bent down and started cooing to him. “Yes? Who’s the cutest little baby in the whole universe? You are! Yes you are, yes you are~!” The girls watched as Amy fangirled over her crush as an infant.

    “Wow, Pinky. I’m guessing if you and Big Blue were to have a kid, he’d look just like that.” Rouge smirked. Amy blushed.

     “That is, if he actually likes me...” Amy muttered. “But what about you and Knuckles, hmm?” Amy smirked back at her. This time it was Rouge that had gone the same color as her favorite red echidna. Amy giggled at her reaction. “Anyways, we should buy some clothes, because they’re only covered by their normal outfit, but the sports tape was there, and Amy was worried they’d wrap it around their necks and suffocate.

    “I have some baby clothes from when I was taking care of Cheese’s children. Maybe that could fit on them?” Blaze asked. Amy nodded eagerly.

   “Yes please! I don’t want to waste money on something that won’t even come to use later on!” Amy squeaked out in agitation. They all separated to retrieve everything they needed for the boys. They all met back at Amy’s house.

    “Okay, now, we should feed them. Yes~, we should feed your chubby wittle tum-tums!~ Yes, we should! Who wants chilidogs, and grow so big and strong, and have your little Ames swoon over how handsome you are?~” Amy continued to baby-talk to Sonic, as he only giggled and fell over to his side. This made all the girls go crazy over how adorable and pure he was acting. The others, desperate for attention, dragged themselves onto the girls’ laps. They all fan-girled because the boys they’ve wanted since, well, FOREVER, crawled into their laps submissively! 

    “OH MY ASS, THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME, KNUXIE IS ON MY LAP! I mean, not the way I wanted, but YES.” Rouge squealed with excitement. She stroked his dreads, while Blaze was running her hands through Silver’s quills. Lyra was gently traced the red stripes on Shadow’s quills, being very light, so he wouldn’t get all moody and fuss about it. Sonic noticed this and grimaced at them. He climbed up on to Amy, and nipped at the top of her dress.

   “Oh my goodness! Uhh, what am I supposed to do? SONIC! Stop nipping at my dress, little gummy bear!” Amy said, grabbing baby Sonic’s torso and lifted him up, while he flailed his arms and legs around. “Stop it! Do you want any chilidogs?” Sonic immediately stopped and smiled with his mouth open. He put his tiny little hand in his mouth and gurgled. Amy inwardly swooned, her cheeks heating up. Even as a baby, Sonic was still a ladies’ man. She put them on a floor, after putting a plastic tablecloth cover under them, and prepared their food. Amy mashed up the chilidogs, making sure it wasn’t too spicy, and fed it to Sonic.

He happily ate it with no complaints, but you couldn’t really say the same for Knuckles and Silver. Silver constantly kept rejecting the food, and Knuckles wouldn’t pay attention. Knuckles seemed to look at something else, which wasn’t exactly food...

   “WOAH MY CHAOS! KNUCKLES! I’M NOT FOOD!” Rouge yelled as Knuckles pounced on Rouge and attempted to pull down the heart on her outfit. After a few minutes of squirming and yelling and Lyra having to pry Knuckles’s hands off with a crowbar, Silver and Shadow seemed to be enjoying the show in front of him, and Sonic was laughing hysterically and clapped his hands. After all that happened, the girls decided that the boys needed a bath. 

Amy filled the bathtub up, strapping Sonic to her with a scarf, seeing as she didn’t have those baby-body carrier things. (I’m not going to look it up to confirm its name) The bathtub was too deep for the kids, and they couldn’t exactly sit on their own, so the girls got their swimsuits and went into the water with them. They used washcloths to cleanse them, covering their eyes when they got to the lower body. They gurgled and giggled. (Lmao I keep repeating the same words over and over again) Shadow, being Shadow, only huffed, while his tail wagged. Lyra chuckled at his reaction.

Now, you might be wondering, ‘Doesn’t Sonic hate water?’ Why yes, he does. I forgot to mention that Amy had a hard time getting him into the bathtub, he kept spindashing out of the tub and Amy had to catch him before he fell on the ground. 

    “Sonic! Get in the bathtub, NOW.” Amy gave a deadly glare to Baby Sonic, and he widened his eyes, a little creeped out by her, but didn’t obey her. He tried to run, but only being around six months, he had a little trouble crawling. Amy picked him up, and distracted him by kissing him on his bare stomach, while he laughed. While he was chortling, Amy quickly bounced right into the tub. Silver was making the bubbles and water float. As if sensing Sonic’s fear of water, he made the water fall onto Sonic. Blaze scolded him, while Amy glared at him.

Sonic smirked at Silver, while Shadow did something that wiped the smug look off his face. Shadow took a toy that could soak in water, and he squeezed it, causing the water to fall all over Sonic. He whined, splashing water into Shadow’s eyes, and before the girls could even blink, they started a water fight. They got the babies out before the fight got physical.

Amy got a call from Tails that the age reverse mawas face, and they quickly took them to Tails’s workshop. 

    “Are you girls ready?” Tails asked. The girls were internally crying. They had grown emotionally attached to the babies during the one hour they had them. Perhaps it was because the boys gave more attention to them more than they had when they were adults.  They brought the kids in blankets, so the neighbors wouldn’t start rumors.    

     “Can we just say goodbye?” Blaze asked in a depressed tone. Tails nodded.

     “Take all the time you want. I don’t think anything’s gonna happen, anyways.” He replied. The girls smiled.  

   “Even though the babies are far more charming, cuter, kinder, and actually appear thankful when we do something for them.” Amy sighed as she snuggled Sonic into her arms. “But I love him more as his normal self. Even if we have to endure their dumb, cruel behavior, we still love them. Don’t tell them we said that, or else.” Amy continued, before glaring at Tails to keep the secret. Tails nodded rapidly. They placed the babies in the invention, after giving them kisses on the cheeks and forehead. 

   “One...Two...THREE!” And with that, the boys were back to normal. The girls ran up to them, and hugged their favorite boy, from Amy to Sonic, Blaze to Silver, Rouge to Knuckles, and Lyra to Shadow. Sonic didn’t know what to do, Silver hugged her back, Knuckles was blushing by the ‘you-know-what’ squishing against his chest, and Shadow was trying to push Lyra away.    

  “Sorry, Knuxie. It’s just that...we missed you!” Rouge cried as she jumped on Knuckles once more. Once Tails explained what had happened, Sonic grabbed Amy’s waist and whispered into her ear. 

  “By the way, we could see and hear everything while we were babies. We could also control ourselves.” Insert a blushing Amy Rose processing everything he had just said.

[vergilboyfriend]

You should do all of them questions and 90 is true

I love you!!!!

1. Favorite instrument?

I work at a music store u can’t just ask me this. When my coworkers play it’s the saxophone or the flute, when the boys in the repair shop are testing repairs and they harmonize with each other or try to outplay one another it’s the bassoon or the trombone or whatever they’re fixing at the moment. When I hear 🎺 give his lesson on Wednesday afternoons it’s the trumpet, and when I think about middle school it’s the clarinet, the flute, the French horn. When I hear the nutcracker pas des deux is the oboe and when I hear edith piaf l’accordeoniste it’s the remarkable human voice. Really my favorite instrument is all of them, it just depends.

2. Favorite fic trope? Mutual pining 🥺

3. Sport you played for the longest amount of time? LMAO I wasn’t a sporty kid but I did ballet

4. Shoe size? 10-11

5. Most recent (good) dream? Uhh I had a dream last night about my coworker 🎹 it wasn’t bad though I can’t really remember what it was about

6. Last person in your DMs? smugg

7. Can you do a handstand? Nooo nooo lmaoo nooooo

8. Unpopular food opinion I don’t like oranges or red meat

9. Conspiracy you believe in? There’s some kind of weird weather dome in my hometown around the military base that makes most storms pass around us

10. Is your hair its natural color/style? Most of it is I dyed the bottom layer of my hair tho so it’s blonde rn

11. state a useless fact all that’s coming to mind is outright lies rn hold on. The inventor of pringles is buried in a pringles can that’s so fucking nasty omg

12. most interesting gossip you’ve heard? Idk I don’t really care for gossip uhhhh have u heard tho rin dippindogs is a huge gay hah she uhh she like men AND women lmao gaaay gaaaay

13. Middle name? Carolyn

14. Sexuality? Bisexual

15. Amount of sleep you got last night? Idk actually I think like 9-10 hrs tho I slept in until 11

16. Opinion on ice cream cake? Tasty!!!

17. Opinion on (cup)cake frosting? It’s depends buttercream is usually too sweet for me in large amounts so I prefer whipped cream frosting

18. Last board game you played? Idk??? We played hunt a killer tho last Thursday me n my family I guess that counts kinda

19. Project you want to start? I need ideas first baby

20. Project you’re working on right now? HAHAHAHAHAHA

21. TV show you’re watching? nothing rn I just rewatch bojack a lot if I watch anything

22. Last movie you watched? Lego batman I think

23. Ever left anon hate? Not legit hate

24. Ever left anon love? Yes all the time. Sometimes to strangers it’s my favorite thing to do

25. Best Disney movie? The princess and the frog

26. Best Pixar movie? Soul or Up I can’t decide

27. Best Star Wars? Um. Empire strikes back

28. Last thing you consumed? Fuit gumy

29. NoTP? Idk I don’t really hate ships unless they’re gross like pedophilic gross

30. story behind your (nick)name? When I was a fetus my great grandfather had a dream that my name should be Carolyn Marie but my parents were huge dweebs so they named me Marina after the actress of Deanna Troi in Star Trek. Idk about my nickname ive just always been Rina/Rin as long as I can remember

31. ice cream order? Lately it’s lemon sorbetto I know it’s SO high in sugar but I love it

32. describe your blog in <5 words I love you

33. how many blogs do you follow? 436

34. Describe your voice it depends usually I sound like a sick child but my customer service voice is really pleasant

35. Describe your smile it’s cute :)

36. What is the place you live known for? LMAOOO LMAO we have a military base nearby and like. I could go on abt that one but also like. There’s a lot of gang violence and a lot of the other consequences of poverty. People from the cities around us see us as “””ghetto””” or violent but it’s just. It’s more than that it’s always more than that. And idk what else there’s nothing really particularly special about this town except that we’re all here and not anywhere else

37. What is the place you’re originally from known for? (if they’re different)

38. pronouns? she/any idc

39. Languages you speak? English

40. first friend you made through tumblr? Idk. I probably don’t talk to them anymore :(

41. Person on tumblr you know in real life? my brother

42. First dog breed you think of shih tzu I have 2 next to me rn

43. room wall color? Purble!!!! The paint color is called grape juice that’s why I picked it!!!

44. Song that’s stuck in your head right now? It’s tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that’s right on time it’s trickyyyyy

45. Favorite number? 5, 34

46. Color you associate with your name? Red

47. Favorite jolly rancher flavor?watermelon

48. Pets? 2 dogs rocket and groot and 4 cats loki danni who r from the same litter and we raised from kittens, miss kitty who we adopted from a shelter after my boy blue moon passed away and ben (his real name is Kylo Ren thanks to my mom but I refuse to call him that) he is my little baby and he has 7 toes on his front paws

49. Collections? Hot wheels

50. Character outside of your fandom you’d marry? Girl what lmaooo idk

51. Character outside of your fandom you’d kill? That’s mean :(

52. Have you met any celebrities? NO thank god id have to kill on sight

53. Favorite time period in history? Itslian Renaissance & Romantic Era

54. What time is it right now? 2:35 am oops

55. History or future? Future but like . A good one. Or prehistory

56. Space or ocean? Space

57. Fears? Abandonment

58. Command + v and post. It’s this list of questions u don’t want that

59. Favorite season? Spring

60. Describe your aesthetic. Messy just a mess, neon and old buildings and things, antiques, countryside if there weren’t so many trump pence flags still lmaoo give uppp give up, nature just al of nature and space and places humans can’t touch and places they used to touch but can’t anymore

61. MBTI? Infp but I haven’t taken it in a few years

62. What’s your relationship with your family like? Normal.

63. “Biggest fan” in your tumblr activity? I’m in mobile hold on acc to tumblr it’s akky

64. Favorite musical? Sweeney todd

65. Comfort book? Idk how to read 💔💔💔 wuthering heights tho

66. Comfort movie? Whisper of the heart

67. OTP? Girl idk

68. BroTP? Joey and Tristan yugioh

69. AUs or canon compliant? Canon ig idk

70. Opinion on the person who’s sending the ask? It’s an anon!! But I love them

71. FMK + 3 characters anon didnt leave any characters and I was going to say something very bad but I won’t

72. Dream date? I’ve wanted to do this for a while but ideally it would be after we’d been together a while maybe even engaged or whatever, I wanna go to like a Home Depot or a furniture store and pretend to be married and looking for house paints and furniture and plan what our home is going to look like I wanna do that so bad. But idk for a first/early relationship date i really want to go to the zilker botanical garden it’s one of my favorite places, we could also go to the natural gardener which is a plant nursery in Austin I really love it there too and it’s not that far from zilker.

73. Relationship status? Single

74. Ever dyed your hair? Do you plan to? Yes and perhaps. Maybe

75. Dream job/career? Idk anymore I used to have big girl goals and I haven’t had any in a while. But when I was younger I wanted to be a game warden

76. Favorite band/singer? Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

77. Something that makes you soft/that you find adorable? My cats

78. The first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Buy a house

79. Are you superstitious? Yes

80. Character you project onto? Shizuku tsukishima

81. Fictional character you’ve had a crush on? Vergil devil may cry. Forever husband

82. Celebrity crush? LMAO

83. Person on here you’d date? my mutuals

84. Person on here you’d marry? 🥺 my mutuals

85. Person on here you’d throw into the void? Smugg

86. Other social media you have? I’ve got a photography insta that I barely use and a Twitter that’s just nintendo switch screenies that’s it

87. Finish the sentence: Due to personal reasons, ___________i will be passing away

88. Bad habit? I find it rlly hard to say no or like to say when and why I’m upset I don’t feel like for the latter I don’t feel like I should bring something that’s upsetting me up because I know I’ll get over it on my own and I don’t really trust myself to be upset about rational things. Idk I’m working on it

89. Three things you like about yourself? I’m hot, I’m kind, I’m resilient

90. Ily and you deserve the world I love you!!!!! YOU deserve it too!!!

[nb-roguefort]

7, 8, 9, 12, 13, 16, 18, 30 for the soft asks!

7) Any shade of blue or purple, actually. Big comfort colors!

8) Hmm.. @thorn-empress @joetazunaz @ultimateswordsman @gaylunchbox @into-the-shallows These 5 are like. Tumblr bros/family to me. Fuckin’ blessings. @zerogravityhero and @alolanmoon are basically moms. And @transgirlfujisaki is child! (Sorry for tagging y’all, it’s loving y’all hours!)

- Nine’s been answered in this post! -

12) Roundabout plays while I chug an entire gallon of milk and stare you dead in the eyes. (AKA: Not the best, but I’m trying my best.)

13) Uhh.. Lemon flavored Italian ice, medium rare steaks with mushrooms, baked potatoes, and literally any kind of fish. Those are fancier, though. More commonly, I’ll inhale grapes, popcorn, and Cheeto Puffs. And occasionally 2 bowls of Frosted Flakes.

16) We’ve only known each other for a few months, Tazu, but you’re one of my closest goddamn friends ever and I just?? AAAA? NB bro!! I (platonically) love ya, man!!

18) Yes. I have a small army of stuffies with me! One of my favorites is a small Toto (Wizard of Oz) plush with most of its fur cut off (my sister and I thought it would grow back!) that I’ve had since I was about 5-6!!

30) Quiet TV noises, the smell of Axe, the moonlight casting shadows into my room, light pastel pinks and whites (my room is basically Usami colored!!), dozens of books lined up close on a bookshelf! Just a few things that give me homely vibes.

[mspainttaz]

What does DONT eat skittles and spray cheese at the same time mean?

thank you anon, i am so glad you asked!

so its summer, right. im at camp, pine trees and smokey fires, too many teenagers crammed into a small tent, sitting cross-legged on my cot and going through the stash of snacks my mom got for me. my best friend J was sitting next to me doing the same. ive got beef jerky, some cookies i snitched earlier, and most importantly, a full sized bag of tropical skittles. i am set. i am having a great time. right?

now my friend J is an incredible person, funny and cute and the kind of odd that makes you want to laugh along with them. her “camp treat” was, wait for it… two cans of that artificial as all get out Spray Cheese. i dont know, okay? we all have our vices but seriously the moment when she pulled not one but two cans of this stuff from her bag was beautifully hilarious.

so! a tent full of kids, snacks are being passed around, i think, hey, lets experiment. this is where you see the roots of #drink gate.

so we do: J and i try spray cheese on beef jerky (black pepper flavor) and that??? amazing

next i…. i dont know what i was thinking other than “why not” and also i was not good at the whole teenage rebellion thing so i guess this was my version of spreading my wings…. i suggest we put spray cheese on Tropical Skittles.

in my defense, artificial cheese flavor, artificial fruit flavor, cheese and fruit go together, lets do it!

J and i are the first to try it. fair. its our treats.

you can skip everything i said before this but HERE IS WHERE WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS SO LISTEN UP

at first, its just weird. like, mushy and crunchy and meh. then the flavors kick in and they sorta, dont mix? you can taste spray cheese and skittle separately and it was… underwhelming. idk.

but. after you chew for a bit the flavors suddenly fuse steven universe style into 

honestly i cant remember exactly what it tasted like but

it was Bad. Horrifying. it was artificial Hell. those flavors did not like each y’all.

 it was hilarious to watch J go through the same journey as i was going through; underwhelmed and contemplative chewing turning into sudden and violent HORROR while everyone watched us make this Bad Choice.

basically its super duper gross is what im saying. which, you could’ve guessed, i could’ve guessed. but anyway i was dumb but also really good at uhh manipulating people so 

long story short we made someone else in the tent try it too and they had to spit it out and it was great the end.

fun fact though! The next day we tried spray cheese on grapes and that was super tastey so yay! 

tldr: DONT eat skittles and spray cheese at the same time means, anon, that i love you all and want you to learn from my mistakes.

[cunni1inguistics]

All numbers divisible by 3 since you're such a maths gay

3: Do you smoke?

regular cigarettes no…. but i love the smell of cigarette smoke (idk why) which is why i’ve always avoided them because i guess i’d be really prone to getting addicted lol. but i do smoke hookah and also weed occasionally

6: Age you get mistaken for

idk a few years ago people used to think i’m like 19/20 but since then i haven’t been mistaken for any particular age

9: Got any piercings?

3 on my right ear, one on my left, a labret and a belly button piercing (tongue piercing incoming babey! it’s scheduled for the summer)

12: Relationship status

sdfghskf single…… obviously………..

15: Favorite movie

uhh idk man i dont watch that many movies…. i guess its something loud and fun like thor 3 lol

18: Most traumatic experience

ok so it doesnt sound very traumatic but i think this is one of the causes for my current trust issues…. a few years ago i had a friend group that suddenly cut me off and abandoned me and it really fucked up my ability to bond with anyone and open up to people lol like i just kinda expect any new friends i make to leave me at some point (after a few months or maybe years) and assume its not worth the effort to let them get close to me

21: What I love most about myself

answered…. but i’ll add one more thing: my metabolism and body type

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

i am close to both my mother and my father, i love them very much and they love and support me too :’)

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

i dont like anyone atm lol…. probably because i currently have no social life = no chance to meet anyone i might develop an interest in

30: What I hate the most about work/school

the fact that i always fucking procrastinate and dont get anything done

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

idk just regular compliments i guess? especially stuff that makes me feel special and appreciated hehe

36: Where I would like to live

answered :^)

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

vanilla all year round…. but raspberry sorbet in the summer when its really hot

42: The last thing I ate

some grapes

[worldofkirby]

 A Tag Meme

Tagged by: @star-stacker-champ​

Tagging: Uhhh,, I really don’t know any other blogs besides Star-Stacker so,, anybody else can?? :0

[ ☾ ] “Hey hey hey!! I guess I’m doing some sort of thing?? I guess? I got tagged into doing this so you guys can know me more? That’s pretty cool that people want to know more about me! Oh, and I’m Marx but I think you know that already if you want to know more about me!”

MUSE NAME:  [ ☾ ] “Marx!! Cool name right?”

LEAST FAVORITE NICKNAME: [ ☾ ] “I’ve got a couple of nicknames before and I don’t really mind them too much, but I really hate the term ‘grape’. I’m not a grape! Just because I am purple and a little round does not make me a food!” 

LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: [ ☾ ] “Green. Most of the shades look boring and bland and gross.”

LEAST FAVORITE SEASON: [ ☾ ] “Oh this ones easy: The winter. Do you have any idea how much money a jester makes? Even when I was the kings jester I only got the bottom of the barrel! So I don’t exactly have much in the way of shelter or food and trying to combine those with winter doesn't mix well...like oil and water. It’s super cold and even when you get inside you're still cold because all the snow melts into your clothes so you're now wet and cold and--- I just hate winter!”

LEAST FAVORITE WEATHER: [ ☾ ] “Anything that falls from the sky.”

LEAST FAVORITE—HOT OR COLD: [ ☾ ] “Well that depends. I hate the cold for weather but I hate hot foods if they are too hot...warm weather isn’t too hot to handle, cold is annoying but you can adjust to it a bit better-- I guess cold???”

LEAST FAVORITE HOLIDAY: [ ☾ ] “How can you dislike any of them? If I really had to choose I guess...uhh..Nope. Can’t really hate any.” 

LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: [ ☾ ] “Apples are starting to become bland. I guess they don’t really APP-eal to me anymore. Since I have them so often, I think that’s the CORE of the problem.” 

LEAST FAVORITE FLAVOR: [ ☾ ] “Apple or grape flavored anything.”

LEAST FAVORITE DRINK: [ ☾ ] “Apple cider orrr..some alcohol. Scratch that, most alcohols.”

LEAST FAVORITE SCENT: [ ☾ ] “For some reason I don’t like the scent of..I don’t know the word for it. It’s like, the smell of chalk and cheap paint mixed together?? But somebody burned them together or peeled it apart...I smelled that a couple times and I don’t know if there is a certain word for the smell?”

LEAST FAVORITE SOUND: [ ☾ ] “Loud popping of balloons or balls.”

LEAST FAVORITE BOOK: [ ☾ ] “It was this book called ‘Dream Warriors’ and it was super lame because the ending was awful!!”

LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE AND TV SHOW: [ ☾ ]  “I wouldn't really know since I never watched TV.”

LEAST FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT OR AREA OF STUDY: [ ☾ ] “Math.”

LEAST FAVORITE ASPECT OF THEIR JOB: [ ☾ ] “I know the point of being a jester is that everybody laughs at what you do but people still laugh after the acts over. I don’t get any respect as a person because all they think I am 24/7 is some act to them!”  

LEAST FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: [ ☾ ] “The protagonist of Dream Warriors. He was so boring I forgot his name.”

LEAST FAVORITE PERSON: [ ☾ ] “Kirby. I despise him for ruining what could have been great!! I could have been a great ruler and could have done whatever I wanted but nooo, he just cuts me in half and leaves me for dead! He left me floating around in space!! I had to find my own way back home...errr actually I don’t remember how I got back but!! That’s not the point!!”

LEAST FAVORITE TRAIT IN OTHERS: [ ☾ ] “Seriousness. Some people are too boring and serious all the time, learn to take a joke and laugh at the world! You can be serious but...lighten up!”

LEAST FAVORITE PLACE: [ ☾ ] “As much I use to love space, I think I floated around in it enough for a life time.”

LEAST FAVORITE THING TO TALK ABOUT: [ ☾ ] “Ehhh, I don’t really like people pointing out my status.”

LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEMSELVES: [ ☾ ] “Don’t tell anybody else this but, I really hate my ‘jump to action’ nature sometimes.”

LEAST FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: [ ☾ ]  “....yeah, no.”

LEAST FAVORITE DAILY CHORE: [ ☾ ] “Getting out from under the blankets. That’s a chore for me because it takes work to get out from a cozy blanket and out to the cold air.”

LEAST FAVORITE STYLE OF CLOTHING: [ ☾ ] “Scratchy and bland clothing.”

LEAST FAVORITE ACTIVITY: [ ☾ ] “Training for some of my acts. Some of them are a pain.”

LEAST FAVORITE SUPERPOWER: [ ☾ ] “I don’t anymore now which sucks, but when I was super cool and powerful I guess my least favorite was the vine things I would grow from the ground since they took a little too long to grow and they went away after.”

LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT HUMANITY IN GENERAL: [ ☾ ] “The people that look down on the others who can’t get everything they can. I’m sorry I don’t have a house because my job sucks but its the only thing I’m good at!”

LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT BEING IN LOVE: [ ☾ ] “Not knowing how the other feels about you...u-uh, ha- I get nervous if they like me or if they just say they do.”

LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT DEATH: [ ☾ ] “Knowing I have to relive it.”

[percybitchshelley]

sweet @bisexualaudreyhorne tagged me to do this which!! touched me lol

✨✨here we go✨✨

💫 name: samantha 💫 nickname: sami 💫 gender: cis f 💫 height: 5′/5″ or 165 cm for you metric people 💫 ethnicity: white american, but i’m mostly lithuanian flavor 💫 favorite fictional character: UHH rn the gang from misfits bc i’ve been rewatching it?? there are too many others i could name so i’ll just stick with that 💫 favourite fruits: apples, bananas, (green) grapes, oranges 💫 favourite season: normally it’s spring but this year it’s FALL bc i moved northwards and am finally!! getting!! to experience fall in all its autumnal glory!!!! 💫 favourite book series: i mean captive prince was an instant classic but there will always be harry potter... i was so into bloody jack in middle/high school lol 💫 favourite flower: carnations?? snapdragons... but i love any flowers tbh 💫 favourite scent: literally anything baking, peppermint oil, that smell the air gets right before it rains, and..... chlorine 💫 favourite colour: purple, mostly, i think.... but also pink 💫 favourite animal: HAIRY COOS 💫 coffee/tea/cocoa: honestly all three 💫 cat or dog person: 500% cats 💫 number of blankets: depends?? one or two for bed but that’s bc one is a comforter, but on the couch it’s like two to three 💫 dream trip: i would do anything to be back in the uk again!!!! but also more of germany and/or italy, and mexico, south korea, greece   💫 star sign: aquarius 💫 time: 2:10(ish) AM 💫 birthday: feb 9 💫 favorite bands: panic!, the sounds, mcr, the killers, placebo... wham! 💫 favorite solo artists: CARLY RAE JEPSEN, kesha, declan mckenna, PATRICK WOLF, MITSKI, i should probably put p!atd here too lol 💫 the song stuck in my head: our lips are sealed - the go-go’s 💫 last movie i watched: cezanne et moi 💫 last show i watched: misfits 💫 when did i create my blog: fuckin... september 2009 it’s been 8 YEARS 💫 what do i post: me??? post things???? hA 💫 do you have any other blogs: i... technically still have a blog from my kpop phase but i don’t get up to much over there anymore (it’s.. @chnadeul) 💫 do you get asks: like three times a year 💫 why did you choose your url: i just... love fuckin with percy’s name 💫 following: 138 💫 followers: 558 💫 average hours of sleep: 7-9 💫 lucky number: 12 💫 instruments: car singing 💫 what am i wearing: today’s shirt and my underwear 💫 dream job: english professor 💫 favorite food: literally a n y type of pasta or noodle 💫 nationality: american 💫 favorite song right now: let ‘em talk by our lord and savior kesha

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and i’ll tag @iscarriot @patrocles @anxious-bisexualll @prousts @faantine @oldmanhawke and @bazemalbxs !!

[h0neypiez]

i was tagged @charamandern00dles (thank u so much)

Rules: answer the 20 questions then tag 20 amazing followers you want to get to get to know better!

Name: Anna

Nickname: Frog, hoe (only by close friends tho)

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Height: like 5′7 (170.18 centimeters yes i googled it)

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual! (very gay tho)

Ethnicity: idk yo im white born in america

Favorite Fruit: i dont really like fruits but i like apple juice and grape flavored things

Favorite Season: fall!! its so pretty

Favorite Book Series: i like the Warriors series!

Favorite Flower: Lotus flowers, tiger lilies, and hydrangeas 

Favorite Scent: Uhh probably cinnamon??? vanilla is good too

Favorite Color: Purple, pastels, and cool colors

Coffee, tea, or cocoa: cocoa because i dont like tea or coffee

Average Sleep Hours: school times? like 8. summer time: 4 or 12 hours there is no in between

Cat or dog person: you cant do this to me. 

Favorite Fictional Characters: well christ get ready for a list.... 

~Haikyuu!!: yamaguchi tadashi, daishou suguru, seijou third years, tsukishima kei, yaku morisuke, lev haiba, akaashi keiji, tendou satori                                   

~Attack on Titan: armin arlert, ymir (does she not have a last name???), hanji zo 

~Ouran High School Host Club: kyoaya ootori, haruhi fujioka, kaoru hitachiin, hikaru hitachiin

~Tokyo Ghoul: rize kamishiro, tsukiyama shuu, juzo suzuya, uta, nishiki nishio, ken kaneki, nico, ayato kirishima

~Boku No Hero Academia: tsuyu asui, ochako uraraka, mina ashido, mashirao ojiro, denki kaminari, eijiro kirishima, kyoka jiro, hanta sero, izuku midoriya, fumikage tokoyami, shoto todoroki, mei hatsume

~Free!:  rei ryugazaki, makoto tachibana, sousuke yamazaki, nitori

~Owari no Seraph shiho kimizuki, yoichi saotome, shinya hiragi, shinoa hiragi

~Avatar the Last Airbender: toph beifong, katara (no last name again???), sokka, suki, zuko, iroh

~Steven Universe: jasper, blue diamond, rutile, rhodonite, padparadscha, fluorite, garnet, pearl, perdiot, zircon, lars, sadie, lion, connie, buck dewey, sour cream, jenny pizza, onion, kiki pizza, steven, blue pearl, amethyst, yellow pearl, bismuth

~Overwatch: Mercy, Soldier: 76, Orisa, Zarya, Zenyatta, Tracer, Torbjorn, D.va

Number of blankets you sleep with: one or two

Dream Trip: idk going to europe or japan?? 

Blog Created: sometime during February in 2015

Number of Followers: 124 

I tag: @strawberry-jambouree @queeniwaizumi @retroa3 @trashytitan-shifter @ticklish-whales @xxsoadeathsoldierxx rip idk who else to tag (yall dont have to do this if you dont want to!)

[rosecolored-gay]

Do all the numbas and for 70. What is your dream

1. are you religious?

-nope

2. what animal do you think you’re most like?

- otter

3. how do you take your coffee?

- black, vanilla flavor, 4 raw sugars

4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?

- 12???

5. museum date or aquarium date?

- why not both?

6. do you have any tattoos or piercings? do you want more?

- 2 holes in each ear, and a nose ring. 5 tattoos, going for many more.

7. favorite fruits?

- pineapple, mango, apples

8. favorite vegetables?

- broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, zucchini

9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

- make me laugh

10. do you cry a lot?

- eh, depends on how stressed i am lol

11. who are your closest friends?

- uh caitlin, brandi, abe, rach

12. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

- nope, want to though

13. do you play any video games?

- no

14. did you ever have an emo or scene phase?

- oh god yes, from like 5th grade until the end of 9th grade

15. what color is most of your wardrobe?

- greys, greens, blues and faded reds

16. what do you like to do for fun?

- sleep, read, binge watch tv 

17. what is your biggest fear?

- well i’m terrified of clowns and spiders. and not being loved and accepted by family lol

18. name a subject you know a lot about.

- the brain, a bunch of different things tbh, sociology

19. favorite fictional characters?

- scout from to kill a mockingbird, any jodi picoult character, draco malfoy

20. do you read a lot? what are your favorite books?

- all the time. anything by jodi picoult or anything gay. Autoboyography by Christina Lauren is an awesome book

21. how would you describe your style?

- GAY.

22. did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were little? do you still own it?

- yep, still have it

23. what’s something most people love that you hate?

- uhhh I’m a picky eater, so most foods. I don’t like jazz music

24. do you think you’re a good singer?

- nope, i’m terrible

25. who do you live with?

- my parents 

26. favorite desserts?

- carrot cake, ice cream

27. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

- getting out of toxic relationships/friendships

28. favorite makeup brands?

- i dont wear makeup

29. favorite clothing stores/brands?

- uh i wear a lot of gap mens clothes, or vans

30. what was your first job?

- Vans

31. do you take a lot of naps?

- no

32. what is your favorite part about your body?

- my eyebrows

33. are you more dominant or more submissive?

- dominant

34. are you more outgoing or more shy?

- i seem super outgoing but im really not

35. how tall are you?

-like 5′2 and a half. yes the half counts

36. what is your body type?

- uhh?? i work out but you can tell i dont say no when someone offers me a cookie lmfao

37. favorite flower?

- tiger lily

38. favorite planet?

- uranus - ha ha ha... just kidding, I like neptune

39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?

- uhhh i dont have time to do that anymore

40. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

- i usually go for older because im more mature than most people my age

41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

- no.

42. who is your biggest inspiration?

- mmm hayley kiyoko, lord of the gays

43. do you have any kinks?

- lol nah

44. do you own any pets?

- yep, two dogs

45. which celebrity do people say you look the most like?

- i have no clue honestly

46. do you like sports?

- baseball and hockey

47. have you ever seen a broadway musical?

- ive seen a lot of musicals but id love to go see one on broadway

48. what is your favorite kind of food?-

- potatoes

49. would you rather be a fairy or a mermaid?

- neither

50. what is your instagram?

- @alyssaroni 

51. glossy lips or matte lips?

- idk i dont put stuff on my lips besides chapstick

52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?

- watermelon or blue raspberry

53. what are your best personality traits?

- humor, sarcasm, loyalty

54. what is your ethnicity?

- european trash?? lmao

55. what different hair colors have you had?

- purple, red, blonde

56. favorite disney princess?

- uhhh idk man

57. favorite album of 2018?

- EXPECTATIONS

58. have you ever had braces?

- no

59. favorite holiday?

- halloween

60. post a selfie.

- uhh maybe later

61. are you a good swimmer?

- yes, i was captain of my high school swim team

62. do you wear jewelry?

- two rings and a watch

63. can you play any instruments?

- yes, quite a few

64. do you have any siblings

- not bio siblings but brandi is my sister 100000% love u ugly nugget

65. are your grandparents still alive? how old are they?

- uh on my dad’s side i have a grandmother who is 76, and a great grandmother who is 92, and on my moms side i have a grandma who is 66

66. who knows the most about you?

- caitlin

67. are you a more quiet person or do you talk a lot?

- ooh see this is fun because i talk constantly but i never actually say much, if that makes sense. im a pretty closed off person, so you’ll feel like you know me, but you definitely don’t.

68. what advice would you give to your 13 year old self?

- dont date the devil when you get into highschool. and when you do come out? mom and dad will still love you, so its ok.

69. how many pillows do you sleep on?

-2

70. ask any question you’d like.

-what’s my dream? to be happy.