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rendreamafterdark · 6 years ago

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4:20pm (m)

— lee jeno

** mature content; piss kink, unprotected sex, shower sex, oral female receiving, oral male receiving, mention of drugs, swearing, crazy stuff. **

Word Count: 3k

- Genre: Smut, Humor, CRACK, Fluff, (if you squint) Stoner!jeno AU

- Teaser: You borrow weed from the hottest stoner at university, but you don’t have the proper funds to pay him back.

you gently tug at the roots of your hair as you stare at the notes in front of you. with it being december, finals week was just around the corner. you were stressed as fuck about it, to say the least. stress was consuming you whole and you needed some sort of reliever. you hadn’t smoked weed since high school, but boy did some of the devil’s lettuce sound good right now.

“dammit,” you muttered to yourself, “everyone keeps telling me not to talk to him. i might just have to now.”

the only problem with getting the weed was who you were getting it from.

lee jeno. the one everyone warns you about. apparently he started smoking weed since he was in the womb. he smokes so much, everyone’s surprised he made it this long.

“fuck it,” you muttered, grabbing your coat and heading out the door. despite all the bad rumours, he sold that gud shit; you needed to meet him.

you took a deep breath as you approached the skate park. you could see jeno fail at landing a simple ollie from a mile away, strangely, his friends cheering like he really did sumn.

“woah, that shit was dope, my guy,” na jaemin said, clapping jeno on the back. jeno smiled, lazily, bro hugging the shorter boy.

“aight kids. weed is on me tonight, since y’all liked it so much. gotta show my homies some love, no homo tho,” jeno said, rubbing his bloodshot eyes. jaemin smirked, looking back at donghyuck and renjun with knowing eyes. being ‘friends’ with the best drug dealer on campus had its rewards.

even though, jeno was said to be somewhat of a ‘college bad boy’, after observing a couple minutes of him with his ‘friends’, you could tell he was a fucking loser. maybe, getting weed wouldn’t be as terrifying as you had imagined.

“hey, jeno,” jaemin whispers, tapping jeno on the shoulder, “looks like we have some company.” jeno’s crescent like eyes turned cold as he surveyed the area before landing on you.

“the fuck do you want, bitch?” jeno’s eyes glared at you, intensely, making your knees tremble. he may have been a complete wet wipe, but man was he intimidating. you swallow your nerves and continue strutting towards the loser, feigning confidence.

“the name’s y/n, and a little birdie told me that you had the gud kush, brutha.” he narrowed his eyes at you.

“well they weren’t wrong, but what’s it to you?” jeno asks, his eyes scanning you from head to toe.

“well, i was wondering if you could spare some of dat nug…” jeno immediately turned his back to you, shaking his head in utter disbelief. you were trying to seem cool but he obviously wasn’t buying it.

“no, no fucking way. nuh uh,” you groaned with despair. you needed that shit more than anything right now.

“c’mon, jeno. why not?” you whined, grabbing onto his arm. “pretty, please! i’ll do anything.”

“you got any money? my shit premium. it ain’t cheap,” he responds, finally turning back to look at you.

“well not at the moment. we’re college students. i can barely afford to eat,” you grimaced, “i can pay you back soon though, i promise,” you plead, staring straight into his eyes with a convincing look.

“how do i know you can actually handle this kush? i can’t just give it out to anyone,” he whispers in your ear, almost sinister. you gulp, nerves taking over once again.

“i can prove it,” you whisper back, surprising not only yourself, but also jeno.

“aight, lemme light this sassafras up, shawty,” he spoke, grabbing a blunt and lighter out of his saggy ass obsidian cargo pants. you cup your hands over the flame as he lights the blunt, blocking it from the wind. you were expecting him to pass the blunt to you, but he surprised you by taking a drag from it for himself. he motioned you to come closer with his hand, and you strangely complied.

you leaned in towards his face and placed your lips on his, parting them to let the smoke enter your lungs. your cheeks heated slightly. you had never shotgunned with anyone else before.

if his breath didn’t taste like stale weed and slushie mix, you might’ve enjoyed it more.

your close proximity to him allowed you to analyse his face. his cheeks had been hollowed by the effects of college exams. he was good looking, if you were into boys that looked like they were on the cusp of death.

his ‘lips’ parted to say something as he deliberated what to do next. a voice in the back of his mind told him to lean forward and kiss you, but it was probably just the weed kicking in. he shook thought off and reached into one of his many pockets.

“pay me by the end of the week,” he shoved the bad into your hand, grabbed his skateboard and unstably skated off.

“ummm. what the fuck just happened?” you asked yourself, pressing your fingers to your lips that now tasted like marijuana and a 7-Eleven slurpie.

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you exhale and watch as the smoke travels throughout your dorm, your head heavy and your spirit light. it felt like nothing mattered. you didn’t even give a shit about the notes in front of you or the shitty hipster music coming from your radio. you quickly took another drag from your blunt, giggling at the smoke ring that comes from your parted lips.

the only thing that worried you these days was successfully avoiding jeno. you couldn’t afford to pay him back for this weed. the end of the week rolled by quickly, and you still hadn’t received your paycheck for the week. and to top it off, motherfucking spotify premium took money out of your account, causing you to overdraw. that shit is wild.

three harsh knocks on your door rudely interrupted your thought process.

“oh for fucks sake. what now?” you muttered, standing up from your bed. you peered into the peephole, seeing an angry looking jeno on the other side.

“how did this motherfucker figure out my dorm number?” you were a little scared. you thought you’d be able to successfully avoid him until you could get the money together. maybe you could just ignore hi-

“i know you’re fucking in there! where my money at, betch?” he barked dog emoji. you were gonna have to face him at some point. it might as well be when you’re faded as fuck. you sighed before unlocking the deadbolt. you didn’t even have time to twist the doorknob before jeno barged into your dorm.

“um, this is trespassing, broski. i ain’t even open the door yet. that’s my job,” you scoffed as he pushed passed your frame.

“i want my money now, y/n,” he states deadpanned with arms crossed. you wanted to comment on his lack of manners but there seemed to be a more pressing matter on your hands.

“y-you wanted that by the end of this week?” you laughed, trying to find a way out of a very dead end. jeno didn’t seem to find the whole situation amusing. he actually looked like he was about to swallow you whole chomp chomp yum.

“go get my fucking money,” he said, appearing stoic.

“the thing about that…” you looked around the dingy room in search for a way out but your gaze only came back to jeno’s angry eyes.

“you don’t have it?” he chuckled, his change in demeanour was somewhat unsettling, “ion play around so, you’re gonna need to pay up one way or another.” you gulped at his darkened tone.

“but, jeno. i don’t have any money. h-how could i possibly-“ you were cut off by his hand coming up to stroke your cheek.

“shhh, doll. you can repay me with something else…” you had never expected jeno to come out with something so slimy but for some reason you wanted to repay him. maybe it was the weed but his hushed tone was seducing you.

he trailed the hand on your cheek down to your waist and pulled you against his lean frame. biting his lower lip, he ever so slightly grinded up against you, testing the waters. when you didn’t push him away he leaned toward your ear.

“you’ve been such a bad girl, y/n.” he harshly nipped at your ear lobe, a mewl escaping your lips.

“and i’m going to punish you for that,” he let out a sinister chuckle, eyes darkening with lust.

he backed you up against a wall and coaxed you into a lip bruising kiss. you could barely breathe as he hungrily moved his lips against yours. his wet tongue found its way into your mouth, dancing against yours. it’s dominant movements forced you to relinquish all control. you didn’t particularly care at the moment, though.

his arms snaked around your waist, one slipping under the hem of your shirt. he began to palm one of your breasts, earning him a whimper. his actions became rougher as your reactions became more wanton.

he started to kiss down your neck, periodically nipping at the skin. you felt him smirk when you began to clutch at his shoulders, in need of more.

“you want more, baby?” he moved one of his legs between your thighs and began to grind you against it.

“yes, jeno.” you burst out in need of some sort of proper relief but to your surprise he began to tut.

“jeno? you don’t even deserve to say my name. if you wanna repay me properly, you have to call me daddy.” his request threw you off completely. daddy kinks were a thing you guess. jeno evidently was a freak and something about that made your core heat up.

“d-daddy?” your innocent tone and eyes caused jeno to chuckle.

“just like that,” he groaned, relishing in the control he had over you already, “you sound like such a good girl when you call me that, doll.”

he pulled off your shirt and made quick work of your bra. one of his thumbs slid over your hardening nipple.

“take daddy to your bedroom, baby girl.”

“yes, daddy,” continuing to kiss him, you lead him to your tiny bedroom, or so you thought. you stumbled through the door, only to be met with the sight of your bathroom. fuck. your cheeks heated up with embarrassment. sensing your discomfort, jeno chuckled in amusement, grabbing your chin.

“don’t worry, doll,” he mused, toying with the flesh of your bottom lip, “i kind of had to pee anyways.” before you could question him, he grabbed your waist, locking your lips with his. his hands slid down your waist, coming to a stop at the waistband of your shorts.

he thumbed at the silky material before gently tugging the fabric off of your body. you stepped out of the shorts pooling at your ankles as jeno slipped his shirt over his head. he eyed the wet spot on your pastel pink panties. you blushed with embarrassment, clenching your thighs together to hide yourself. jeno smirked, pulling your thighs back apart.

“don’t hide yourself from me, baby girl. i already saw how wet you were for me,” he chuckles, before kneeling down in front of your core. your eyes roll back as he starts sucking on the wet spot through your panties.

“feel good?” he asks, his voice slightly muffled by the fabric of your underwear. you whimper, running your fingers through the soft hair on jeno’s scalp. your knees wobble, and you grip the sink for support.

“that feels so good, daddy,” you answer, causing him to suck harder, “please take them off.”

“it’s funny how you think you get to tell me what to do. get on your knees,” he spoke, darkly. he stood up, you groaning in protest. he gripped your hair, roughly pulling you to the ground.

hastily, he removed his belt and pushed down his trousers. you could see the sizeable bulge his erection created more clearly now. unconsciously, your tongue came out to wet your lips in hunger.

“are you hungies for daddy’s cock?” he mocked, which you too fervently nodded in response to, “use your words, slut,” he barked, grabbing you by the neck.

“p-please, let me suck your dick, daddy!” you choked out, barely able to breathe.

as you caught your breath, he took his boxers off letting his cock spring free, it almost hit you in the fucking face. you gasped at the grand girth that stood proudly before you, twitching ever so often. a plethora of veins lead up from his base to his vermilion tip, which oozed out a sticky, crystalline fluid.

“if you want it that bad then suck, whore,” jeno grunted, slapping your flushed cheek with his magnum dong. he tapped your lips with the head of his dick, signaling you to part them for him. he slid his length into your warm mouth, groaning when it hit the back of your throat. your eyes watered as you gagged around his cock.

“i knew your pretty little mouth could take it, baby.” jeno threw his head back as you hollowed your cheeks around him. “what a good little cock slut.” jeno grabbed the back of your neck, holding your head still as he began to fuck your throat. a multitude of curses fell from his lips at the feeling of your tight throat as he thrust in and out.

jeno’s pace began to speed up as he got closer, deep grunts filled your dingy bathroom. when he looked down, he saw you were an absolute mess. tears streamed down your face as you tried to take his cock without choking. a smirk of accomplishment sat on his face.

“you know i still need to punish you, baby.” he growled out, thrusting into you more harshly. “since, you took me to the bathroom instead of your bedroom, i think i know what a filthy slut like you deserves.”

you didn’t quite catch his drift; all you could think about is the burning feeling in your throat and how sinful jeno looked from the angle you had of him.

“fuck, i’m gonna piss.” you choked causing you to swallow around his dick. the feeling made him hiss. you flung your head back in shock and all of the sudden you felt a warm liquid cascade down your face. an elongated pleasured groan erupted from him. shock inhibited you from moving.

“that’s it, take my piss you worthless whore,” the golden fluid started to drip into your mouth. you never thought you’d be into this type of thing, but it made you clench around nothing.

growing accustomed to the taste you opened your mouth for him. letting out a moan as his hot piss filled your mouth. the sight had him spewing a string of of profanities.

“shit, you’re such a dirty little bitch, aren’t you?” and he kept going. you wondered how long he’d been holding the need to pee because the flaxen shower seemed to go on for forever. he had a big dick so a big bladder made sense too, you thought.

after he was done you swallowed it all, opening your mouth to show him what you’d done. he pulled you up to taste himself.

“mmm, fuck, i taste so good,” he smiled, stroking the wet hair away from your face. for what seemed like an eternity you stood in a puddle of his piss looking into each other’s eyes. jeno all of a sudden felt a bit embarrassed, he had literally just peed all over you. he almost apologized to you, but quickly pushed the thought away. you deserved it.

“you know, we aren’t done yet, doll.” he dove forward, initiating another kiss, this one was more desperate. you felt his still erect cock brush up against you, pulsating in need. without breaking the kiss, he walked you into your shower, until your back hit the cold tiles. a hand made its way down your waist, grasping the elastic band of your panties. jeno slid them off with ease, watching as they pooled at your feet. he slipped one of his thick digits into your hole.

“shit, you're dripping.” he brought his hand up to marvel at the way your essence glistened on his fingers. he sucked them clean whilst gazing with hooded lids directly into your eyes. the sight made your knees go weak.

he trailed his wet finger down your abdomen and stopped when he reached your clit. this time he inserted two of his fingers and started to pump them in and out of you. your moans and mewls fuelled him. he began to curl his fingers, hitting you in a sensitive spot. your knees wobbled and you leaned against the shower wall for support.

“god, i’m gonna fuck the shit out of you,” he rasped before sucking a mark into your neck. He slipped his fingers out of you, before bending you over against the shower wall. You grasped onto the shower head as he shoved his cock into your tight hole. giving you no time to adjust, jeno began viciously pounding into you with no mercy, cries erupting from your throat.

“i love how you fuck me, daddy,” you screeched over the loud slaps of his hips meeting your ass.

“you fucking better, doll. you’re so god damn tight for me,” jeno nearly whimpered as you pulsed around his length. the burning in your pussy was strong, but you loved every bit of it. you couldn’t help but reach in front of you and start rubbing your clit.

“oh fuck, jeno. i’m not gonna last much longer,” you yelped as he hit a spot in you that’s never been reached before.

“me neither, baby. cum on my cock. i’ve got you, doll,” jeno grunted out, the sight of your wet pussy taking his cock making him dizzy. he sped up his thrusts, making you squeak with each one. his pace was almost animalistic as your orgasm washed over your body. you yelped, trembling as your legs gave out from under you. jeno held you up by the waist, his grip definitely tight enough to bruise you.

“can i cum in you baby? are you on the pill?” he asked, his voice the gentlest you’ve ever heard.

“yes, daddy. please cum in me. please fill me up,” you whimpered as he continued to pound your slick walls. you were hit by a feeling of overstimulation. it was so intense, you were seeing stars. suddenly, jeno let out a long deep moan. he sank his cock into you, balls deep, stilling as he painted your core with his seed. you cried out as the warmth of his cum coated your walls, deliciously.

jeno pulled his now soft member out of you, using his two thumbs to spread your lips open to watch his cum seep out. he groaned at the sight.

“ugh that almost makes me wanna fuck you over again. you’re lucky you look so spent, and i feel bad.” you were too tired to reply. jeno grabbed the shower head, rinsing you free of all of the sex grime with warm water. you hissed as his fingers brushed against your sensitive clit while he was cleaning you up. he grabbed two towels from the basket on the sink, wrapping his waist in one, and scooping you up into another. he picked you up with ease, walking in the direction of your bedroom.

“look at you,” he chuckles at your towel wrapped form, “you’re like a little soft burrito.” he laughed as he saw the way your cheeks tinged red. why was he being so nice now? as if he read your mind, he broke eye contact, and turned towards your dresser. he dug through your drawers, pulling out a pair of lilac panties and an old band t-shirt. you slipped the clothing on and he awkwardly patted your head, before walking back to the bathroom. you heard the sound of clothes rustling and water running for about five minutes.

jeno returned fully clothed, with his hands sheepishly folded behind his back.

“i um. i cleaned up the mess,” he said, his voice gentle and smooth.

“thanks, dude,” you whisper, your voice lacking the confidence you desired. he eyed the bruises on your knees and neck, grimacing at the pain he caused you.

“i-i’ll see you around i guess? i probably should get going. how about i buy you coffee next week to repay you for the bruises n’ stuff…” he trailed off awkwardly. he sighed in relief as a smile washed over your face.

“i’d like that,” you giggled before clearing your throat. “i mean um, yeah whatever, shawty. free coffee. amirite ladies?”

jeno bit back a smile, before nodding. you might just be one of his favorite clients.

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antigenius · 5 years ago

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Okay your idea in the Discord was just too cute, so: headcanons for a honeymoon with Dabi, Shigaraki and Hawks? 👀

Gods it’s been literal MONTHS and this is my second ever ask ;-; But yESS HERE WE GO-

Dabi

Not really a romantic type, but fuck can he make a sexy magharita.

To be honest, this wasn’t his idea, he never liked the thought of marriage or pretty much anything so lovey dovey, but you wanted to do something since you guys had been together for about 7 years now?

So he might’ve scared away the owner of an airbnb, accomodations free!

Has a pool. Dabi won’t go in, but he’ll dip his legs in and watch you try to flick your hair like the hollywood models do.

… And laugh as you fail miserably.

Expect some drunk love making ;)))))))) Slow, but rough, always full of passion and love.

This may be a honeymoon, but don’t expect him to stay bound at the bnb. He’ll definitely drag you along to possibly vandalise endeavour’s garden statues in the middle of the night.

“You wanna chill? Beat me in a shot contest.”

Y’all gone be wasted and hungover by the end of this, but right now? Lord have mercy on your liver.

Somehow, you manage to win by a literal sip as he collapses onto the couch. You’re swaying and oops there you go- Also on the couch.

Okay, so that was a fucking horrible idea.

Your breath could literally fuel an engine.

But it doesn’t stop Dabi bringing you into a tipsy sweet kiss.

“I love you, Y/n”

He would never, in a million years, say that so blatantly and out in the open, but with the alcohol turning his brain to mush, it was hard to save his pride whilst remembering what it even was.

You appreciated it though.

“I love you too.”

Which then proceeds to him vomiting on the floor and the romantic mood disappearing as soon as it came.

By the way, did I mention the rest of the LoV was there, stalking and taking photos for a scrapbook gift but at Dabi puking, Jin yelled, “C’mon man!” and… well… yeah.

Shigaraki

You’re both usually busy.

And you’re both not the sweet honey love types.

So naturally, Tomura doesn’t care much about the honeymoon.

Not that he doesn’t care, but he just kinda wanted to introduce your noob ass to animal crossing or kingdom hearts, a honeymoon didn’t really need to happen in his opinion.

But you still wanted it, so you combat this with a compromise.

A gaming honeymoon.

You made a list of all the internet cafes, arcades and gaming alleys in Tokyo, coming up with an extensive list, despite your lack of experience in gaming.

Normally, Tomura doesn’t like going out into public, but you were desperate to have at least somewhat proper private time with him since you haven’t had a proper going out date… literally ever.

Plus, games.

Hoodie, facemask and gloves on, you set off on your conquest.

Thing was, Tomura was fucking talented.

Every. Single. Game. You lost.

He could somehow even beat you on the DDR machine, the only thing you were actually confident you could beat him in.

The honeymoon began to grow into a competition, but try as you might, you couldn’t beat him.

You were just about to give up hope when he began to slip up in pacman.

It was probably his glove. It made it hard to move the joysticks, making you giggle in mad glee as you won.

Even with the deranged hyena laugh escaping your lips as you celebrate your victory, Tomura’s lips curl albeit beneath his mask.

Then gets surprised as you slap him.

“I know you weren’t playing properly - I PLAY FAIR AND SQUARe!-”

As you place another token into the coin slot, you feel him staring at him. You glare at him.

“What.”

“...Noob.”

“FUCKING SHUT IT-”

“...my cute noob.”

Also don’t mind Kurogiri being a proud ass father, taking photos and trying his best to gush over the two of you like a numbwad.

And also Toga being your bratty little sister ruining every moment by suddenly popping up-

Hawks

Fuck, okay, so he rich rich.

He got that moolah.

That cash money.

That gud kush.

That cold hard dough.

That hot steamy bread.

… Yet for some reason, y’all staying at a motel.

Honestly? You were just happy that he was alright to do something, he was always preoccupied or just not interested, so when he said you guys were going on a honeymoon, your heart leaped.

It leaped… And almost died from the fall impact.

But you tolerated it, as you knew he had his reasons and also it would probably get better.

… it didn’t.

No matter where you went, cameras followed the both of you non-stop, never giving you privacy.

Girls would keep butting in and asking for signatures or photos. You weren’t generally miffed on whatever stunts they pulled, but this was supposed to be special. Nonetheless, you let it slide.

Then, this last thing happened.

So you guys decided to go to town, embracing the cameras and girls, going to an amusement park.

It had actually been pretty fun!

You guys were about to have a fun moment on a ride-

And you both hear a call for help.

A girl was falling from the ferris wheel.

Keigo used his feathers to try and get her down, but she began to flail, so he went up there himself to go save the girl.

Only to find that she had been faking it using her quirk so she could get up close and personal.

That was the last straw.

You keep yourself calm enough, your simmering anger turning into a gloomy sadness.

Hawks noticed this as you arrived back at the motel, as you were surprisingly silent.

So he grabbed your arm.

“Wha-!”

“C’mon!”

Rising into the air with you cradled in his arms bridal style, just like your first date.

He flies and flies until you come to his favourite spot in the whole city, a simple but one of the highest rooftops. He places you gently on the edge, holding your hands.

“... You love me, right?”

Before you could answer, he pulls you off the edge letting you fall.

This has happened so many times, how in fuck did you not see this coming.

That fact didn’t stop your screams though.

Just as the floor was about to embrace you and the world was spinning faster than the adrenaline that was rushing through your veins, you feel arms grabbing you and your body soaring back into the blue sky.

Everything slowed down, your heart stopped in its tracks and you began to breathe normally again.

“Better?”

Through a smile and giggles, you reply, “No, you fucking ass!”

He frowns.

“Should I drop you again?”

“NO!”

Even though it wasn’t what you would’ve wanted, the honeymoon was the best time of your life.

I made Hawks’ one a little longer mainly because hecc this idea of honeymoon being ruined by paparazzis just decided to pop up. Anyway! I hope this is good! Remember! Requests are open!

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