#its the first saturday of december (first saturday of summer in nz) and u buy a crate of beer
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the states dont have crate day how am i supposed to explain what kind of guy wiremu is when u dont understand what it means to be a Crate Day Guy
#its the first saturday of december (first saturday of summer in nz) and u buy a crate of beer#(24x 750ml bottles) and u have from noon until midnight to finish them (2 bottles an hour)#it is a Nightmare of a time bc people obviously get way too drunk and a Lot of people can not drink that much#in general let alone in the time limit#so mostly people will share crates or at least my friends tend to#but like. there are the kind of guys who are always Pumped for crate day and go super hard and i think wiremus like that#hes a very. hes a casual beer drinker in the way a Lot of people in nz are (read: borderline alcoholics)#but hes a bigger guy w a high tolerance so he very rarely gets hammered#wiremu: headcanons.
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