#its so lame

[superchat]

i cannot think of a worse message in elden ring than the ones where ppl write ones like "didnt expect gorgeous view. therefore, praise the message!"

like youre rlly slapping bottom of the barrel commentary and asking for ppl to like and subscribe, how did you manage to bring cesspool youtube culture to an rpg

[vodika-vibes]

I had a thought (mostly because I'm fantasizing about Kal Skirata this evening).

Imagine your Kal's Riduur, and he cones to you one day and goes, "Riduur, I'm going to Kamino for the next ten years."

And you're, like, halfway through eating your Space Cheerios or something, and you know that your Riduur is a ridiculous man, but this is just excessive, so you drop your spoon back into your bowl, "Why the fuck are you doing that?" You ask, exasperated.

"I have to." Kal replies.

"If you think moving to Kamino is going to get you out of this relationship—" you threaten.

"Jango called me." Kal says.

"Holy shit," You reply, "He's alive?"

After that, Kal spills the whole story (it's not really possible for him to keep secrets from you after all, and you wonder of Jango knows that Kal has loose lips, but he's stealing your Riduur for the next 10 years, so fuck him, really—).

And you're not okay with it, but sure. Fine. Whatever. He'd better comm and visit.

Kal doesn't really talk about his work when he comms. Mostly he just waxes poetic about your beauty and your talent and how much he misses you. But he does mention something of a surprise.

The surprise being 6 clones of Jango Fett who are built like actual tanks is a bit much.

However, when Mrs. Next-Door makes a comment about Mereel to your face. You verbally tear her face off and demand to know who she is to insult your son, who you birthed with your own body.

Mereel is so touched that he's the first of your boys that you adopt. Kal is so happy that he picks you up and spins you around.

[hertas-funger-blog]

I need to find a sexier way to explain how the funger characters keep inventory than just hauling a big sack around fml

[buryme-atmakeoutdawn]

Guys can we collectively cancel November as a month?

It has no good qualities, it's always fucking dark. I'm never not cold it starts to become frosty.

It's right after Halloween but before Christmas so it's just a filler month. Can we at least give it a holiday or smth? Please I'm begging you guys

[tillman]

sometimes like "scariest 4chan stories to put you on a list!!!!!!! to sleep to" videos will come up while im listening to youtube for background noise and i just let them play out cus like who gives a fuck at this point and its like hysterical how many 4chan stories are completely made up. like genuinely almost all of them read like a post i would make here in 2012 trying to sound cool but with more slurs.

[snapitkeeper]

I wish ppl I blocked on my main blog would also be blocked on all of my other blogs

[thecolorsfucked]

my friend who is visiting who i havent seen for almost a decade and have only spent like 3ish4hrs w their whole trip has some food sick 🥲 this sucks and i have no one to be mad at which is So Hard For Me

[ncoley]

anyone else notice how hard it is to find user made playlists on spotify these days :( I used to be able to search for something random and find a banger playlist by someone I'll never know but now it just pushes the spotify generated playlists

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

momtara really needs to end thats a 14 year old girl people be talking about now some 30 year old.. I dont understand how people eye a teenage girl and go hmm shes the mom of the 12 year old.. that makes zero sense.. Teenagers are Children.. we need to remember this. and btw that goes for the Live Action show too.. 16 year old is not a 13 year old mom some BS i saw last year.. please im begging ya shippers.. stop aging up teenage girls.. society/ hollywood does this already BE BETTER.

[wilimia]

It's a great intro guys

[ykashley]

hating ppl who post about incest kink not bc of any moral reason but bc it feels like the online fetish equivalent of an unfunny teenager trying to shock everyone and be edgy by saying every taboo thing that comes to mind

[edgyh3dgy]

IIII HATTTTEEEEE ITTTTTTTT

haven't stopped thinking about this since i saw the atla photos from yesterday, it's been bugging me

[butchlifeguard]

we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight ☹️

[alien-tidays]

Twts idea of a tomboy really does make me see red at times

[windwenn]

u guys r never gonna guess what i've been doing

[holygroundsound]

@taylorswift @taylornation the gang’s all here!!

this is my official petition to celebrate speak now taylor’s version release week on tumblr