#its my birthday baybeeee

[tokyoteddywolf]

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY-

I'm 23 now :D

Thank you all so much for sticking around! This piece is also a little joke about how I'm like a Pokémon Professor, always rambling theories and explanations and doing research! If I had a specialty, it would be Gaia Energy and Synergy Stones, considering the AU I've written and drawn.

This also classifies as my Mewsona human form, by the way. And of course I had to feature in Obsidian, my darling girl that's the star of The Obsidian Mew AU!

Anyways I'm off to eat myself an entire tiramisu cake :3

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[magicxc]

Frenemies

Pairings: Survey Corps - people they cannot STAND

Word Count: 1076

Warnings: none

A/N: Idk man I love a good tussle jskksks. Like give me two characters who absolutely hate each other! And with AOT I really don't have to look too far, yay. This is basically canon but it's funny to think about so here it is as well. 

Headcannons Masterlist

Eren  - Jean, Weak People

I think the Jean one gets over exaggerated a little, and for good reason too, cause the girlies be EATING with those tropes. But at the end of the day they have a mutual understanding and are cordial at best. They're mostly cool because they share mutual friends and spaces but it’s no longer beef per se. 

Hear me out, I don't think anyone wiping out 80% of humanity is willing to kick it with people who aint about it. Mans need someone who’s willing to stand on business behind him. Even throughout the show he’s always admitted to not liking people who’s willing to live like “livestock.” So this is not to be confused with physically weak people by the way but psychologically weak people. Essentially Eren has beef if you’re willing to take it lying down. 

Levi - Zeke

Listennnn I LIVE for their fight scenes okay lmao. Like it's almost always on sight for them and their lil jabs at one another? It’s chucklessss for me omg. Lets be clear, their beef is absolutely warranted. It can be safely argued that Levi doesnt really care for most people but Zeke?? Oh baby its all smoke for him. 

Erwin - The Government 

I swear if it wasn't for the literal fate of humanity and his brewing theory Erwin would've just said fuck it cause baybeeee, they wanted that man GONE. They've tried to get him fired, pointed guns in his face, and built a whole ass guillotine to unalive him; in front of the entire town mind you. Maybe that was the custom back then I don't know. I don’t remember Erwin outright saying that he doesn't fuck with the government but fuck it, I’ll say it for him. Cause I'll stand ten toes down behind this one here. 

Connie - Ymir

I promise you I let out a nasty ole chuckle at the thought cause he don't even dislike her fr fr. I think it's a situation similar to Eren and Jean's in the sense that their friends and environment often see them in the same places. Because if we’re being real, not only do they have little in common but they just don't really vibe like that. I think they could've been a little more cordial but Ymir be on her own timing and it's usually at the expense of the squad. Like when she made fun of Connie for suspecting his mother was a titan or when she kidnapped Historia like 3 times and put them all in danger. And I can't even be mad at Connie for being the voice of reason cause him calling her ugly was simply the truth. I, too, reared back when I first saw Ymir's titan form. 

Jean - Eren, Reiner, Annie, Bertholt

The whole Eren thing is basically squashed but it’s worth noting that if he were to see him in public, he’d walk the other way. 

I lowkey had to dig deep for this one cause I genuinely forgot. But even though they’re all kumbaya now, those three bitches literally watched his homie get half his face chewed off by a titan. Jean is absolutely pouring one out for Marco every birthday by the way, but yeahh it’s still fuck them. Like if they were playing uno stacked, he’d save all his draw 4’s and make them draw 16. 

Onyankopon - Yelena

I'm not too sure that Ony dislikes anyone honestly. But I'm going with Yelena here mostly because she’s the reason he found himself in his current predicament. On what was supposed to be a solid plan in motion to save his people quickly turned into Ony modernizing a primitive people, helping build their resources from scratch, having people question his race (and I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar it was mfs that got ignorant), seeming untrustworthy among his peers, almost getting killed, fighting in a war he had nothing to do with, and probably losing his entire family in the rumble. Now, one or two of those things were inevitable, but if you were to view things from Ony’s POV everything went to shit over a bitch with a fatal attraction to a man with daddy issues. 

Reiner - Himself

Lmaooo I LOVE a good Reiner drag. And while this started out as a joke, I'm deadass now. This man stays talking about wanting to end it all but never follows through, smh. With lots of therapy and support, I genuinely think that Reiner would be on the road to recovery and a healthy lifestyle; but there’ll always be that lingering thought on if he’s worth it or not

Honorable mention: Ymir. But solely because she would get in the way of his fantasy life with Historia. 

Armin - Floch? 

This munchkin is damn near Tanjiro levels of��sweet cause omg who does he even hate??? He is always looking for the good in people and I'm about to dislocate my shoulder reaching this hard BUT, hear me out - It’s Floch even if he doesn’t outright say it. The same Floch who damaged the flying boat and almost ruined their mission before it even started? The same Floch who fucked it up so bad that Hange had to sacrifice herself which resulted in Armin taking on an even bigger responsibility? The same Floch who got in a lil too close with his bestie Eren? Close enough to be trusted with his future plans? The same Floch who when he lay on that ground bleeding Armin was nowhere in sight? Even at the port where they attacked the Yeagerists and Armin got shot in the face, he pleaded with his old comrades to stand down but Floch is beneath that level of reasoning huh? Whether Armin despises Floch or not it's safe to say if Floch were getting jumped, Armin would definitely sneak in a kick before helping. 

Floch - Erwin

This is literally one of those cases where its like I disagree but I understand lol. That man legit made them do a suicide charge and yeah he lead the charge blah blah blah but I could never be that brave. And so that resentment is understandable but in all fairness it shaped Flochs character for the better to be honest; cause that whole pwussy boi arc was annoying. 

Also adding the main cast of the Scouts lmao. They thwarted his plans and he spent his DYING breath standing on business. Gotta respect it.

Tags - @eveningatthemoviesnetwork

[ungratefulbeyotchhotline]

i had the bestttttt weekend dude

got in late friday, denver airport is weird all the rumors r true. he picked me up & took me back to his place, he lives in a house w 3 other dudes and lowkey being in that environment made me miss the community aspect of having roommates lol anyway got there & immediately fucked 🥰 and it was so nice and so good ahhhhhhh and then fell asleep and then woke up and fucked again dude those times are my favorites when yr just alternating bw cuddling and sleeping and talking and fucking its the best

but then we got food from this place i really love but never go to bc the only locationnin chicagonis downtown and i hate going downtown hahahah but theres a location in CO so we went dude i cant wait to tell bianca this particular detail shes gna lose itttt like AHH that is just so good

Anyway we got back and ate and then met up w a bunch of his friends at this one place, it was one guys birthday and they did a cake flip which i never knew was a thing so that was funny & i got nice and buzzed real quick cause that shit hits different in the mountains but everyone was really chill and nice and funny! There were hella people & they were all cool it rocked

Went to a 2nd place and started talking to the girlies more, JK dropped lore that all the girls are bi and i was like lets gooooooo lmfao and bc i'm a girls girl and a great time obviously we vibed and talked and kiki'd

Ok fr though. 3 different girls asked me what was going on w me and him. 3 girls!!!!! Ok see i fucking love girls like no dude would ever ask me about it hahahahah but they all loved my energy and we super vibed esp this one girl emily whos dating dude's roommate

Came back to the house & started doing uhhh pepsi which i really hadnt done in a long time but it was fun and a vibe!!! Talked to hella ppl got drunker had a fun chill time 😎 i had to tap out early bc dude gave me an edible and it hit like a train lmfao but dude followed me in and we talked more and made out and he said "my friends really like you" i was like I LIKE THEM TOOO 🥰

Kinda chilled didnt do much the last 2 days it was nice. i like him so so so so so soooooooooooo much dude. one of the girls (she literally said "[dudes name] is a green flag" also 🥹🥰🥰 its trueeee he is so good!) asked what i like about him and i genuinely said everything 🥰🥰🥰🥰 which is true!! And which ive been wanting to say but didnt have anyone to say it to!!! GOD i love girls i love being a girl at times like these lol but yes genuinely i like everything about him. The other day i made a note where i listed everything specifically and it made me fucking cry hahahahahah

bro i'm down sooo badddddd. i want to ask him to be my boyfriend PERO LIKE i also dont wanna be monog? and i dont want to pressure him into smth hes not down for and i dont really know how to bring up that convo. idk ahhhh i just like him so very very much.

bought a flight for spring break. spicys comin back baybeeee! i cant wait to see himmmmmmm aah ok im gonna make another post to talk abt a different topic uhh hahah ok

[blueempty]

Oh yeah, its 4:30am alright

Listen kid, there's two ways to live ya life. You either post on your sky blog at 10pm because youre going to bed at 12am, or you post at demon hours because you decided it was your night to experience joy. I decided it was my night to draw

I've had big Fairune brain the past few days because I've been needing to finish the collection and I finally did. I found out there's a new one coming out this year and got excited until i saw it looks more like their games they made after Fairune which does not spark joy. I rememered having seen their game Kamiko on sale forever ago and liking the title screen art and then immediately nope'ing out when I saw what the game looked like. The old artist must've left or taken a dark path at some point because the Fairune 1 and 2 art is really really good, but then for Kamiko, Transiruby, and their slow life RPG thing I cant remember the name of, they switched to this generic early kickstarter era indie pixel art thing where the sprites legs are one pixel wide and they dont have enough frames of animation for how detailed they are and its just not great. Regardless, Kamiko is on sale on switch for $1.99 right now and I had 192 gold coins, so I bought it for 7 cents. I havent played much but uh, I wish that new Fairune was like the old ones lets just say that

I'm beginning to absolutely fucking love the PC88. The games EGG Console put out are all so fucked and jank but they arent unfun to play like bad NES or Genesis games. Silpheed is legitimately good, I'm talking more about Hydlide and Relics. I mention this because what made me play Fairune was that Hydlide wasnt on the switch lol. But I also just watched a video on Xanadu and like man. Like I dont think games should be that anti-player but literally zero games are released today that have that energy. Like imagine if the Marvelous guys were still making games like Chulip and Moon. Where theyre unbelievably charming and deep but they also fucking hate you and if you dont know all the enemies despawn if you kill them 3 times the game becomes incompletable. I guess Dark Souls 2 was like that

Anyways its my partners birthday tomorrow (cuz I havent slept yet tomorrow means friday) and were going to da zoo baybee, during a massive covid surge baybee, with non refundable tickets and N95s in our hands baybeeee. The event were going to starts late tho so I'll be fine on sleep. Lately I've been being a better employee and getting into work earlier, and actually doing my job for 7 hours than leaving and going to bed by 3am at the latest. Thats why most of my posts have been baffling or short, this shit sucks man. No time for Barony hat update. But I'm not working any extra days this weekend so i'm gonna eat all the hats that game has to offer soon

Peace and Long Life

[toongamer4]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!! WOOO!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!!!

I'M NOW 20 BAYBEEEE!!!!

🎂🐇

[orangeymous]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS I MADE IT ANOTHER YEAR WOOOO ADULT TIME BAYBEEEE

[cryptic-science]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I AM BORN !!!! SEVENTEEN BAYBEEEE !!!!!!

[dollyprincessollie]

rules: answer 30 questions and tag blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.

i was tagged by: @billiebtb THANK U BESTIE!!!

name/nickname: ollie!!!

gender: diet girl

star sign: scorpio

height: 5′1″

time: 21:43 :’’’’’D

birthday: october 25 :)

favorite bands: uhhhh i Dont know....... i really only listen to artists...... but i guess to name a band i Like then aqua bc i rly do be a barbie girl :flushed: (but no rly i love eurodance)

song stuck in my head: doki doki by smile.dk bc im listening to it right now

last movie: rise of the guardians..... glace and i watched it for easter this yr :3

last show: tangled the series :’3 also with glace.....

when did i create this blog: november 2014 :hurt:

what do i post: silly funni moments

last thing googled: gin ibushi :)

other blogs: art blog @olliesart (PLEASE FOLLOW IT!!!!!) and selfship blog @selfshippy + my friend mimi and i run @incorrectmotherquotes but its Accidentally on hiatus.. i also have @keijiswife which is Of The Self Ship Variety but i havent posted on it in a while .... and also @ginsmom which i should Also revive

do i get asks: sometimes but not often FIJFOSKOPKDKRD

why i chose my url: it rhymes and it has my name :)

following: 855

followers: 522

average hours of sleep: 4-8 :’)

lucky number: 5

instruments: i can play piano!! but not well.......

what am i wearing: pajamas baybeeee

dream job: research psychologist >:)

dream trip: i dont know....

favorite song: as the world falls down by david bowie <:) and supergirl by miss papaya

last book read: a child called it :hurt: dont take a child psych class worst mistake of my life /hj

top three fictional universes: animal crossing, splatoon, pokemon

people i tag: ummmmm i dont know!! feel free to steal it from me but tag me if u do :3

[rejectstime]

MUN THING

NAME:  mars ( sorry i keep my real name hidden unless i know ya super well ) MUN FC:  orihime inoue my pride and joy GENDER:  female HEIGHT:  5′7″ HAIR COLOR: blonde EYE COLOR:  browny hazel ?? RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  just broke up with my abusive ex so im SINGLE single SEXUALITY:  bisexual baybeeee BIRTHDAY:  april 30th ZODIAC SIGN:  taurus lets go earth signs !!! NATIONALITY: i’m a lil polish baby TIMEZONE: est HOBBIES: binge playing overwatch, cosplay and gardening uwu # OF SIBLINGS: just 1 lil younger brother # OF PETS: 2 dogs and 1 fish CURRENTLY HAVE A JOB: yes sigh i work the glamorous job of a bartender FAVORITE COLOR:  jade green or emerald FAVORITE SINGER/BAND:  i’d kill for the band crumb LAST SONG LISTENED TO:  the demon slayer opening theme song oopsieS CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:  uhhhh wont say i’m in love from the hercules movie LOL LAST MOVIE WATCHED:  the vvitch its spooky season man FAVORITE BOOK:  i adore almost adulting by arden rose im a self help book hoarder LAST BOOK READ: this psychology book i bought recently but cant remember the name of   CURRENTLY READING:  ^^^ BEST SCHOOL SUBJECT: english, u.s history, and science MAC OR PC: pc  DAY OR NIGHT: insomnia OWNS my ass SUMMER OR WINTER: winter 100% i live in florida so really anything BUT the heat MOST-VISITED WEBSITE:  twitter or discord probs

[tokyoteddywolf]

Happy Birthday to me uwu

I'm 22 and still alive! Woo!

And now some song lyrics from somewhere that sum up my experience being 21-

And yet I’m breathing still today, waiting for a sign,

Telling me I’m worthy of love,

Still I couldn't help, hating who I am!

And holding out both hands, know that I’ve gotta learn to adore-

-me more-

Telling myself "I’m enough!"

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH-

Pat my head, I did no wrong, gave it my all!

C’mon can someone just commend me for living this long?

Self-esteem is shattered, say its all a fad

Or that I’m trying to brag?!

Just stop,

No more “there there”, as if you care

C’mon I’ve tried to stay alive but I’m so goddamn tired after it all!

No more please,

"You’re all amazing!"

Although the flattery is fake and life is bad, that’s the truth, huh?

-C’mon, Just Praise Me for Living, Please! English Cover by Jubyphonic

Go listen, it's not as depressing as it sounds, promise :3

[dotty-the-clown]

ITS NATIONAL DOTTY DAY!!

Its my birthday officially!!! April 21st baybeeee!!! This clown old! •<|:•)

[edbangingrobot]

HECK YEA IM TWENTYYYYY

thats so fuckin weird to say and i cant imagine its november and we’re still in quarantine :’)