#its like suddemly my diaphragm is in spasms and just going HICHICHICHICHIC like a fucking machine gun

[horce-divorce]

still cannot believe I spent 30 years asking every person I know "do you hate hiccups? why not? they don't come violently and nonstop for hours and hurt you??" And every person would be like "no ...... it's a hiccup......."

and then I got my ~rare diagnosis~ and asked my MALS Pals if they hate hiccups and got a resounding "THEY ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE, HICCUPS DONT HURT EVERYONE? I CANT STAND THEM WTF??"

bonkers right. anyway guess who has the fucking hiccups. and not like oh hehe cute hiccups once every couple of minutes. Like, rapid fire hic-hichic-hichichic-hichic-hichichic like a fricking machine gun, barely enough time between to catch a breath type of hiccups. if you have never thought hiccups were about to make you pass out this post is not for you. normie diaphragm having ass. must be NICE!!! >_>