#its like shit o clock rn im tired but I want to start stuff

[kpoppies-against-onision]

watching onision react to K-pop so you don’t have to.

okay so i wanna die.

now that we got that out the way, i sacrificed my sanity to watch onion man degrade kpop idols for 5 minutes or so. enjoy :D

the video i watched:

i know its not specifically a k-pop video, but there was enough in there. in fact, i was originally going to watch multiple videos where he mentioned k-pop but there was just so much to unpack here that it wasn’t necessary (im willing to watch other videos tho as a second post if this post peaks anyones interest).

first of all, hes listening to 4′o clock by V and RM of BTS. Instantly this triggered my fight or flight response bc i love this song so much and i knew he likely wouldnt do it justice... oh boy was i right. 

Instantly he’s singing over Taehyung’s part complaining about there being no rapping, which leads me to believe that he only likes the group for the rapping parts. It also seemed like he was mocking the hard work Taehyung put in, labelling it as ‘cheesy korean stuff’ as opposed to beautiful vocals by a beautiful person. 

Then he started just making a ton of noises over Namjoon’s part instead of actually LISTENING to the song. He was also speaking gibberish which seems like he was mocking the language slightly?? Maybe I’m reaching but :/ 

Next in the video, he listened to The Way To Sampo by Mamamoo. Quick disclaimer, I haven’t listened to Mamamoo much, but I respect them as a group and obviously don’t want them disrespected by something that Namjoon would struggle to chop up in 2015.  

First of all he mispronounced the name which :/ but corrected himself after. Not that big of a deal, but show how little he knows about these groups tbh. 

Then he started singing over THEM. In fact, I couldn’t barely even here the music, as it was replaced by him doing a cheap imitation of what he believes k-pop girls sound like. 

After that, he started singing along the the lyrics on screen in an awful singing voice; not even in a ‘uwu i cant sing but im gonna try bc i like the song XDD’ way, and more in a mocking way, as if he were making fun of how they sing. Again; i may be reaching here but ! it was still disrespectful to the artist no matter what. 

He then reacted to a japanese pop group, calling them ‘asian blood on the dance floor’. I can’t say much about this one because I actually skipped the the end of the song to keep this post k-pop related (plus im not an avid listener of j-pop so i wouldn’t know where to go about talking about it), but i managed to catch him saying ‘i fantasize about asian people frequently’, which is just so fucking disgusting? like, when he said that i actually wanted to puke. he thinks hes so OwO Woke(tm), and yet there’s receipts of him fetishizing asian people. for my next trick, i shall commit deathpacito. 

He then reacted to Agust D by... Agust D. Aka Suga from BTS. Instantly butchering the pronunciation ofc. And, again, he’s talking over the music. ‘onision listens to your favourite music’ my left nut. this whole video is just ‘old man talks over, mocks, and fetishizes asian people for 5 minutes’. (not my best title but its 5am rn so fuck you). 

he then says ‘hes actually kind of cute’ which i can promise him, the feeling is not mutual (its true yoongi told me so i promise). 

more talking gibberish over the song. i swear, is that all he knows in terms of humour? ‘lmoa going kjhkdh over music will make people go hahahahaha xDDDD’ 

Next he watched EXO - Ko Ko Bop. As someone who has had one EXO song on repeat for 2 hours before watching this, i instantly feel >:(. 

‘hot hot hot hot... burgers are not hot >:(’. we get it greg, you’re vegetarian, nobody gives a shit. 

so far literally all he has to say about the boys is that they’re hot and its honestly getting so tiring, like, i may not be an exo-l but right now i would take a bullet for them if it meant onion man would never be able to speak of them again.

 thats all the k-pop he reacted to in this particular video, and it was enough to make me wanna throw my laptop against the nearest wall. i need a nap. sorry for the distinct lack of capital letters and grammar in this, as i said, its like 5am and i am way too tired to go through and correct everything. 

also if this flops, jungkook wrote it. 

okay whatever peace out :P