#its just a little personification of my bf

[yolkie-squid]

New shit just dropped, it’s a silly little universe that’s bouncing around in that empty brain of mine teehee

[theodoraflowerday]

young royals s2s3 live reaction

guys she's meditating - she's died

OR EVEN DISTRIBUTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY YEAHHHHHHHH REMIND THAT BITCH OF WHAT HE DID

imprisonable offense ayyyy

wille just needs to smoke a blunt and get his dick sucked honestly at this point nothing else is gonna work

oh would you look at that that's a TRAITOR RIGHT THERE

fuck you malin you know what you did

"it doesn't matter if you cheat you'll always get away with it" you know what other kinda cheating he could get away with? I'm just sayin!!

THE FOOD HAS BEEN SO SO THIS WEEK IT'S STARTING TO AFFECT MY ABILITY TO FOCUS

ROSH IS HELPING HIM TRAIN AWWWWW

"i don't get why I can't fall in love with him!" baby boy you know why (and rosh does too bc that look she just gave him? deep)

felice with the best advice in the world: communicate

this is fucking hilarious he's just like "btw you're queer. I'm queer. we can, you know. discuss. if you want" like that's fucking hilarious

this feels like it's building towards the revelation that erik killed himself

"in a way I wish it had never happened, it was better to be oblivious about how it can feel" i want to dieeeeeeeeee

OH THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

NOT THAT ITS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS BUT WE'RE NOT TOGETHER

this presentation is about to be a trainwreck. this useless ass dude, two gays who can't get their shit together, and sara

sara is....... very sara

this one feels a little too personal to be hillerska doesn't it? or did I misunderstood the assignment?

oh sure, sing that in front of the queen who already hates you lmao

I love miss choir teacher so much

oh wow vincent is a psychopath

JUDAS

august coming up w more elaborate traitor names for vincent is hilarious akfjslfjdk brutus, judas, who's next

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

how can sara look at simon in the eye and tell him august is trying not to be an asshole when she KNOWS he leaked the video and she KNOWS simon doesn't know

ask him. ask him why. ask himmmmmm

BECAUSE OF WILHELM? YEAAAAAAAAAA

it's very that's the way i loved you I love this

WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS UP YOU BITCH

DON'T TOUCH HIMMMMMM

why couldn't he just say "okay, I respect this, thanks for telling me" and GO AWAY. WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP HIS DAD.

oh ahaha that's going to be fucking hilarious when wille sees him out there and absolutely breaks in half

you know those tiktoks of girls that go "she just found out her bf cheated on her" and it's a sports girl preparing to go to fucking war on that field? that's about to be crown prince wilhelm of sweden just now

not august inviting sara over to talk and sara wanting him to dick her down instead skfjdlgjgl

"i just feel like the worst person in the world" that's because you areeeeee

OH LMFAO

oh I thought she was grabbing his tits lmao

I can't believe this lol

I mean i can believe it I just can't believe I'm watching this

oh okay I gotta admit that's kinda cute. in a heavily fucked up, reeks of betrayal kinda way.

HE CANT OPEN THE CONDOM LMAO

wait are the curtains open???

HE WAS GONNA GO DOWN ON HER???? I didn't think he had it in him

oh sara baby

okay that's about to be hilarious if wille and august end up having to be in-laws (again, in a fucked up, reeks of betrayal kinda way)

imagine having to go to family dinner and look at the face of the man who leaked your sex tape while you were underage and ruined your life too

I cannot believe august can just sit there next to simon like he didn't ruin his life AND ALSO fuck sara the night before

oh no

I am nothing but oh no about it

I am just the human personification of oh no right now

oh no fuck off

oh no that's bad

oh that's terrible

oh haha that's horrible

I hope vincent dies ngl

nvm I will simply be the one who dies instead lmao

it can only go up from here, right?

thank fucking god for felice

just now I'm already seeing that this won't be a rewatchable season for me lol

there is no fucking WAY

kristina: you did something unforgivable to wilhelm. do you wanna be king?

oh my god this massive ass raging astounding dumpster fire of a fucking BITCH

"i will always stand by my son and put him first" will you, you fucking bitch? will you actually?

oh this episode is the worst thing in the world lmao

"can't you just hold me?" I am going to kill myself. just put a bullet straight in my skull. intracranial lead therapy for me. how could they

they're even in the same position that he was w simon in s2 like

I want to literally die

I cannot believe this

like I straight up cannot believe this

I understand now the whole thing about choices that's........ fucked up

oh my god that's fucked up

oh that's FUCKED UP AS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

oh that's fucked up. that's so fucked up.

did they have to do it paralleled like that too? what the fuck

what the fuck

[yenneferw]

Can you please rant about jk Rowling she’s fucking awful with her queerbaiting, racism, and transphobia. Like I need someone else to validate me for not liking her

absolutely i hate her!!!!! this is a REALLY long post but she’s written so much and she’s been in the spotlight since her books got famous so like… there’s a lot to talk about i guess. anyway @ jk rowling get ready to be called out 

racism

first of all on this valid bitch of an i hate jk rowling post, the ilvermorny houses. it’s like…. Big cultural appropriation of native american ideas and stories, twisting them to fit her narrative for harry potter and completely disrespecting their history and origins. the history she creates for north american wizards is shit too, saying that native americans would “primitively” practice magic until europeans civilized them with wands (even tho…. it’s like really impressive to do magic without wands in her universe??? like sounds like the native americans were way ahead of europeans, but ofc she twists her own narrative to make the natives primitive). her whole history or north american wizardry also apparently just follows white wizards immigrating to north america and shit…… 

this video is……. a really good poem on the stereotypes and fetishization of cho chang and there’s no way i can reword what the speaker says bc she says it too good so,,, watch it

jk rowling is also really good at speaking out about racism when she wants to on twitter and yet all of her canonical poc characters in the books are background characters. i know hermione is black in the cursed child play, but that feels a bit like the dumbledore thing to me, like they never actually talk abotu it in the books? and if she wanted hermione to be black why didn’t she have any protests about emma watson being cast? if she wanted harry to be brown why didn’t she have any protests about daniel radcliffe being cast? i don’t know if she had any say in that, but i guess she had a say in insisting that the actors had to be british, so if she cared about making a main character poc, why did she not have any qualms about the cast, even in retrospect, even respectful ones like “i love daniel and emma to death but in retrospect i wrote them as characters of color”?

like she didn’t have to push dean and cho and the very small characters of color to the side but she did. she didn’t have to stereotype cho but she did. there are no poc in fbawtft, or there aren’t in the movie at least – and if she’s so happy about johnny depp and can speak out about that relentlessly, but she wanted there to be characters of color in fantastic beasts, why can’t she speak out about that? 

like the cultural appropriation is enough to see that she’s clearly a racist asshole who doesn’t care about the cultures of people who aren’t white, but it’s also clear to see in the background of her writing that she doesn’t care about research for shit if it’ll help to respect people of color in her stories, and she certainly doesn’t care to ensure that there are important characters of color for people to look up to when they read her books or watch the movies about them 

transphobia 

i guess she liked a terf’s article on twitter? like i dont’ knwo how reputable my sources on that were or if she meant to, but if she did, yikes

and from what i saw of the article it was Deep Terf Rhetoric, and tbqh i wouldn’t put it past her to have meant to have done that

i’ve seen ppl saying harry potter has transphobic aspects to it as well but i couldn’t find anything under all the times she’s “defended” trans ppl on twitter like idk i can’t take anythign she says on twitter by heart bc everything she does feels performative and fake af, and i haven’t read the books in like four years so i can’t say for sure based on my own memory 

also she wrote a trans woman in a more recent novel and she’s apparently totally impulsively violent like wow great way to conform to nasty stereotypes about trans women lmfao

like esp bc of this i wouldn’t put it past her to be a terf

homophobia & queerbaiting

saying! dumbledore! is gay! after! the fucking! book series! is not! representation!!!!!

even if she HAD make him gay during the series, he’s not good rep??? he was a manipulative asshole who let a child stay in an abusive home becuase he was too big of a dumbass to think about a way around the issue so that a little boy could live in a home full of people who treated him fairly. so uhh?? the cishets can fucking have him, i don’t WANT him in the goddamn community. 

but she thinks that she’s not homophobic bc he’s the only gay character who never even got to talk about being gay, who we never see in a relationship with a man. like throwing gay ppl scraps isn’t?? rep??? it’s queerbaiting you dumb bitch @ jk rowling…. 

she specifically said herself that werewolves are meant to represent diseases like AIDS, and characters like fenrir greyback are predatory werewolves who want tos pread around the AIDS-like disease, conforming to 1980s homophobic stereotypes against gay people for “wanting” to spread around AIDS like how can you in one breath say you want to bring light to diseases like AIDS and in the next make a character who literally models homophobic stereotypes with the same disease?? 

also, remus was supposed to be gay apparently, but he “changed and fell in love with tonks” like ok first of all bi people exist, second of all why would you write a straight person who’s supposed to basically have AIDS when that sounds a hell of a lot like “predatory gay man infects poor straight kid” like there’s SO MUCH wrong with that, and yeah you kind of have to dig into it a little bit to get there, but when you’re writing about risky topics and you literally admit to it, you need to be WELL-VERSED on what you’re writing about!! and to say you’re writing about AIDS is deeply mixed with gay history! and to say that the main character who is a werewolf was SUPPOSED to be gay and then pretend you’re NOT associating it with gay people is just… such cognitive dissonance, or maybe really ridiculous ignorance

also, dumbledore is dead. so even if he was good rep, and it was within the books, he’s fucking dead. another buried gay, fuckos! pile em up! 

and i’ve heard there’s a shit ton of queerbaiting between harry’s son and draco’s son in cursed child? which like…. may just be subtext, but there’s a huge section of the fandom who’s all about harry x draco (i have not good feelings about that ship personally but to say it’s not popular is to never have seen anything in the fandom), and she must know that? like she’s not oblivious is she? so why would she like…. put subject between their sons? ?? it feels like it’s a bone to “hey i never gave you harry x draco, so here are their sons, who i’m also never going to give you” 

also? if grindelwald WAS dumbledore’s bf at some point, what does that say about what she thinks about queer men? he’s deeply predatory and preys on credence in a very creepy way that plays on stereotypes about older gay men preying on younger gay boys, and he’s also a disgusting villain played by johnny fucking depp, an abuser (who SHE SUPPORTS) of all people. what does that say about what her mind goes to when she thinks about gay men????? 

i don’t actually know her role in those films, but she has said she loves depp, what he’s done with the character, and where the darkness of grindelwald is going in the first movie and its sequels, so even if her role is very little, she supports what is being done. 

also…. um apparently newt scamander created a werewolf registry…. a little honest to god werewolf registry in the fucking 40s….. ??????????? what r we supposed to think here, about a registry of discriminated ppl in the FORTIES…….????? and that’s the protag of fantastic beasts… cool it’s fine it’s fine

ableism

when talking about irredeemable characters like voldemort, she literally said that “whether it’s a personality disorder or illness” they’re not redeemable…. !!!?? here is a post on that subject with links to the sources of the interviews she said this in. 

i don’t know where to put this bc this could be any number of things but i just thought about this so i’ll put it here: the thing that’s created in fantastic beasts, where it’s like basically a personification of anguish from suppressing magic – that’s quite blatantly a reference to any number of minorities, like gay people suppressing their sexuality, trans people suppressing their gender, the mentally ill and disabled pushing themselves too hard or trying to ignore/hide it… and credence was vilified and killed and the protags weren’t even… really sad about it?? and the ministry of magic never really THOUGHT About that they just killed him….. and that’s okay…. that’s fine… they’re just going around killing a bunch of KIDS who are inconvenient to them and who basically symbolize a whole number of oppressed groups. cool, it’s fine

you could also make a point that werewolves also represent the mentally ill, and all the same fucked up shit basically applies here

she also said that everything that muggles can get can be cured by magic, thereby effectively giving some bullshit reason for not actually having any disabled or mentally ill characters, also assuming that it’s not totally ableist to just…. “cure” all that? she didn’t say it specifically about mental illnesses and disabilities, but it’s clear to see that with her attitude on “irredeemable” mentally ill people, she would 

fatphobia

most fat characters in harry potter are shitty people. the dursleys, pettigrew, and umbridge – all characters we’re supposed to find deeply wrong, the ones we’re supposed to hate the most other than, like, voldemort. like…..? a lot of the other fat characters are all “matronly” like molly weasley or stubborn and “lazy” like cornelius fudge who allowed voldemort to rise to power. like what’s that supposed to say about what she thinks the extent of fat people is? stubborn, evil, or motherly? 

she actually has a character grow fatter and fatter based on how shitty she acts towards harry because of a magic mishap. she also usually describes the nice fat people as “plump” and “pleasant,” while she describes dudley as “so much like a pig” that he couldn’t even be turned furhter into a pig when it was attempted, or as a “killer whale,” or vernon dursley as “having no neck”

her fascination with abusers

exhibit a: she loves johnny depp, she loves him for the part of grindelwald, she praises what he’s done for the character, she praises his casting. he’s abused his wife..................

exhibit b: she loves dumbledore. he is constantly manipulating harry and not actually helping him get out of difficult situations at home or at school, putting him and the other kids in danger multiple times, not talking about important information to keep them safe, like?? 

exhibit c: snape. a fucking nasty ass creep to lily. neville’s GREATEST FEAR. like i dont’ even need to talk about this, we all know snape, dumbledore, and johnny depp are shitty lmfao

and yet she named harry’s kids after dumbledore and snape, like they didn’t fuck harry’s life up, especially snape, who terrorized him and his friends. 

in conclusion fuckos

she’s nasty!!!!! i was going to do a section on sexism but i can’t find anything – i think she’s too much of a White Feminist to be sexist, probably. likely she cares more about researching feminist issues than she does about researching native myths before she steals them for her own gain lmfao. there is the fact that she supports an abuser like johnny depp, tho! 

she is constantly like… going against all this on twitter too lmfao, like it’s hard to find good articles on her shittiness on the first page of google bc most of it is “jk rowling defends trans people against transphobic tweet, jk rowling defends muslims against islamophobic tweet, jk rowling defends [this group or that group]” and yet she includes so much bigotry hidden in the details of her books and what she says about her books. like i know some of this isn’t quite on the surface, but ultimately when you write a book with subjects you don’t really know about, your inherent biases are going to be apparent under the surface, and since she’s such a famous author with so many books and so much spotlight on her, if you dig in a little you can make easy conclusions/clearly see what she thinsk about minorities. so it’s really fucking annoying that she’s so “good and progressive” on twitter because it’s obviously performative so she can get the progressive points required for more people to buy her shit. like that’s the best word i can think of to describe her: performative. 

[liquidsaints]

Hi do you do fic recs? I love iwaoi and tsukkyams and kuroken and also slow burns/fake relationships. I've just really been in the mood for more cute sappy stuff and thought you might be able to point me in the right direction.

u are very right anon i live for cute sappy stuff and slow burn ! i don’t think ive actually come across/read any fake dating, but if anyone who sees this has any suggestions, feel free to reblog and add on!

sorted into categories by pairing (tkym, iwaoi, and krkn)! there’s kind of a lot so i popped it under a read more :0

tsukkiyama:

campfire in your chest is the king of all tkym slow burn fics... if u havent read it, please do! it focuses a lot of tsukishima’s character (which is amazing, by the way) and how he reacts to situations and learns and grows...!

blue summer sky is by the same author, and it’s a really feel good, fluffy fic!! it’s funny and lighthearted and airy, and the first tkym fic that i read that i really loved

the tide is slow is a fic that i read recently that hasn’t received a lot of recognition, but i loved it, so much... it’s about yamaguchi in his second year, being chosen and adapting to becoming captain the following year!

twin sized mattress actually was written as a gift for me, and it’s like a combination of my weaknesses... it shows the slow build of tkym’s relationship and a bunch of times they share a bed *__*

by any other name is one i actually read a couple of months ago, so i don’t remember precisely what i loved about it, but i do remember that i loved it! maybe i’ll give it a reread soon...

the stars melt like sugar is my own fic, because im a filthy fic author who loves validation. it’s sickly sweet and about tkym going ice skating, while tsuk never actually learned to skate;;;

iwaoi:

etchings is actually the only iwaoi fic ive read in months... i dont read a lot of them, but this fic was very cute and sweet! it’s a soulmate au and a bit of a slow burner, too.

kuroken:

pretty girls make me nervous was the first krkn fic that i enjoyed a lot, its about kuroo being an oblivious piece of shit and yaku being the personification of the eye rolling emoji

in the arms of the same sea is a cute fic about kuroo Worrying about the future and change, and kenma there to remind him that everything will be ok :’)

stuck in the wrong frame is by the same author and about trans boy kenma, and it’s a little bit of a slow burner, but its also very very cute... kuroo is a supportive friend turned bf!

so thats what i have! this was rly fun to put together :0c i hope that you enjoy the fics!!!