#its gremlin hours which means its time for LUSTING

[evilminji]

Oh? My? God?? Do you think the ring sends a distress signal to Oa/nearby (presumably) Elder And More Experienced Lanterns?

Because??? Look at it from the RINGS perspective! According to IT'S sensors? New baby Lantern. They're almost immediately dead. You find a new one. Also almost immediately dead. You find a NEW one.

Dead. New one? Dead. Next... one? Dead. Surely not THIS one! Not even an hour, Dead.

Either there is some sort of HORRIFYING unreported planetside War or hostile faction targeting what you sensors ASSURE you is a young adult/late adolescent of the species? Or somebody is HUNTING DOWN NEWLY APPOINTED LANTERNS!

The species Homo Sapien is SUPPOSED to average around 80 to 100 "year" units of time as a lifespan! What is HAPPENING!? This is above its limited ability to problem solve! It needs higher ups! Immediate reinforcements!

Dear Oa, it CANT lose another one! They keep DYING! D:>

All the while, Danny is like?? Great. Now the ring is mad it's in Baby Jail (on a chain). It keeps attacking anything that moves too fast around me, makes even VAGUELY threatening statements, or wears a Halloween mask. It just punched a hole in the wall.

(I'LL PROTECT YOU, NUMBER 53! This time, YOU won't di-! NOOOOOO! Not AGAAAAAAIN!)

(54! It's gonna be OKAY! Somehow, someway! I'll protect you until reinforcements arrive! We'll make it! By the Great Battery That Made Me! We'll make iiiit! *sobs in very confused Ring*)

And of course? You KNOW both Oa and the Lanterns near earth are all *horrified noises* like?? Lanterns from nearby Quarters are calling in going "if I fly at top speeds, I can be there in about a week. I had no idea it was so bad. Gods, I swear if I'd KNOWN! Please, you have to know I NEVER would have just abandoned you to-"

And they're up in the watch tower like? "SAME HERE. It's NOT. We don't know what's HAPPENING and we are freaking out! The single keeps glitching out! Says it both HERE and on Oa. Sometimes is BLOCKED COMPLETELY. Oh god... oh god another one. I'm gonna be sick-"

Cause like? For all the world the readings LOOK like "healthy teen -> dead teen" over and over. And that SCREAMS "we took vulnerable people no one would miss, a Ring, and are trying to figure out how to control/weaponize/make our own... leading to the death of the ring wearers."

Which historically? Has GOT to have happened before. Ended badly for the people who DID it. But corruption and lust for power are not new songs, and FAR older then Earth. So like?

Oa maybe a wee bit upset. There might be some generational trauma going on. Danny just wants to give the ring back but also DOESN'T, and is getting some training on the side from long dead Lanterns. The Ring ITSELF is being exposed to ectoplasm. And? Being what it IS? Of COURSE it has enough Willpower to gain ghostly sentience over time.

Not necessarily INTELLIGENCE. It is a supercomputer brained DUMBASS. The HIGHEST of Int and Wis in the negatives. It is a Ring. About as observant as your average brick. But he's TRYING okay? 78 means the WORLD to him! He'd do ANYTHING to pro- NOOO! 78!!! You cruel, cruel BASTARDS!

Must you rip from this Ring ALL THAT HE LOVES!?

He VOWS, 79! You will LIVE! Survive! THRIVE! See the skies of Oa and your fellow Lanterns there! If this humble Ring must BURN this place to the GROUND, so be it! He will not REST until- *continues to monolog in Ring*

Danny? Unaware of the shit storm coming. The nervous breakdown he is giving his newly sentient superweapon every time he transforms to fly to Nasty Burger. The crying and puking and rending of clothes going on all across Oa, as everyone works themselves into a FIT over the terrible, terrible, secret Earth Criminal Crimes Base Of Torturing Lantern Babies that doesn't exsist.

The IN MASS Lantern Brigade that's gonna show up in Earth Airspace, freaking out EVERYBODY.

But when he DOES? He will look at Sam. Look at Tucker. They will share The Gremlin Machinations Of Occasional Brilliance, or TGMOB. And? Ring, On. Self, "Captured".

The GIW is escorted OFF the planet.

His parents are proud (him! A Lantern! Their baby gets to follow his dream!) And FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FURIOUS (those bastard KIDNAPED THEIR SON TO DO WHAT!?). Now if only he could explain to his Ring he's ALWAYS half dead...

(193! Noooooooo! What cruel twist of FATE!? He was SO YOUNG!)

@hypewinter @hdgnj @ailithnight @the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @dcxdpdabbles

Due to his unrelenting determination to keep his town safe, Danny is bestowed a green lantern ring. Which on one hand: Yay! He gets to explore space full time. But on the other hand: Ew! he's a space cop now.

He had to rectify this immediately or he would never hear the end of it from his ghost friends. Or his regular friends for that matter. Sayyy, it'd be a shame if he.... bent a few rules. Maybe even broke some of them every now and again. And it would surely be a tragedy if say.... random pranks started happening around Oa?

[dannineedsfriends]

Surprise y'all

I'm baaaaaaaccckkkkk and a massive thanks to my bby bia- Its not letting me tag u bby

HAPPY BORFDAY TO MEEEE!!

It wasn't Catherine's intention to be needy, or clingy at all; all she wanted was someone to talk to, who would hold her and kiss her softly until she fell asleep, and who wouldn't judge or leave her. Someone to slowly fall in love with her as she did them.

Maybe that was asking too much, and, much to her hopelessly romantic heart's dismay, there was absolutely nothing that she could do. She had spent long hours trying to desperately shoo the feeling away, to force it out of the embrace of her thoughts, to finally rid herself of the intensifying burden that was her lust for affection. 

 What was so wrong about wanting a girlfriend anyways? She wonders, allowing her brain wander from the pages of her notebook, which was resting on the table in front of her. Day by day, she had been growing restless with her friends' relentless teasing about 'poor lonely Catherine' or 'Cuddly Cathy who's all alone', both of which usually included tracing fake tears down their cheeks in the aftermath of the words. It was more annoying than anything, if she was completely honest, pushing her further and further to the edge of her patience and one day, she had been tested too far:

"Can you guys just fucking stop? So what if I want a girlfriend? Just leave me alone, already!" Parr had snaps in the middle of the library, where taking some notes and revising for a project due next week, and could no longer stand to listen to their constant and relentless teasing. Well, shit. She finally let out a breath, rubbing her eyebrow irritably as she earns a multitude of variations of: Well you're in a bad mood. Collectively, her peers pack up their things and leave, glancing back over at her as they walked away, piercing holes in Catherine's back.

After her so-called 'friends' left her alone, a girl from her English and History class slides into the seat next to her. 

Anne Boleyn had a grin playing on her lips, and a softish pink flush covered her cheeks that were raised in grin. She has her head tilted towards Parr, allowing her to catch a glimpse of the freckles that littered the skin just beneath her excited eyes. She looks to the notes being made and back to the girl, a dark lock of hair tumbling over her shoulder, curling slightly at the end. 

Anxiously, Parr shifted in her seat, tucking a loose curl behind her ear, even though she knew that it was futile; and it came flying back into her face. She decided it was best not to wrestle with her hair in front of the one and only Anne Boleyn. One of the nicest girls she had ever met, if she may add. She was friends with everyone and always seemed to be in the right places at the right times. It was truly miraculous how this girl could be anywhere in her vicinity, let alone manifesting herself in the chair just across from her.

Catherine never told anyone, but she had a crush on the Gremlin of school since the beginning of the year.

"So." Boleyn locked eyes with the writer, some undefined emotion plastered on her face. Adoration? Shyness? Hope? Confidence? It was hard to be exactly sure, but if she was right, it looked as if she were feeling a small part of each and every one of them. "You want a girlfriend, huh?"

"You weren't supposed to hear that." Parr's face heated up as she looked down to her lap, embarrassed of her former self raising her voice for something so minimal.

"I'm glad I heard it: You see, Cathy, I am in the same boat as yourself, if you get what I mean." Okay, that's it. After that nickname left Anne's lips, her heart began to beat it's way out of her chest. Before she could even think about responding, Anne continued:

"How about this? For a month, we'll date. Cuddle, kiss, get to know each other more. At the end of the month, if we fall for each other, we're suckers. We'll date, for real. If not, we just become friends - you're pretty cool. Do we have a deal?" Anne held out her hand, and Catherine carefully shook it. A little fun hurt noone.

"We have a deal." she affirms, lips pulling into a smile. Without missing a beat, Boleyn takes her hand, raising it to her lips with a sly grin, eyes blaring into her own. The girls lips were left in ghost on her hand, both metaphorically and literally: there was a red smudge where Anne had just kissed. 

"Then may I take you out for a date, girlfriend?"

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@blind-mutant

1. Who makes the first move and how?

Mahogany does! They bring Rhys a bunch of rats and flowers and flowers with rats buried between them. They took some creative liberties.

2. Who is the most insecure and what makes them feel better?

Rhys is since he's considerably smaller, weaker and Mahogany is so clear sighted about what they want in life. Mahogany can usually smell these moods from him and it immediately calls for some good Wendigo cuddles and aggressive rolling in the nest and cooing over how smart and how tricky Rhys is. Worst comes to worst??? Sex.

4. Who can’t keep their hands to themselves?

Mahogany since they had to be told to be aware of their personal space when they and Rhys first met. But when he let's them touch him freely? Holding his hand, hugging him, carrying him when they can and kissing Rhys is the best! They get huffy if they can't touch him at least once lt twice an hour.

6. Who would they ask if they ever had a threesome?

Oof uhhh,,,,if they were to find and know a more friendly other wendigo then probably them but I also imagine that if Rhys had someone he wanted to keep around and introduce to Mahogany then they would accept that person into their pack and be happy to take care of their new mate. Ngl if Rhys talks 'bout Blue then I imagine Mahogany silently considers her part of the pack when they smell how sad and in love Rhys was.

7. What do they get up to on a night out?

Well, mostly just sneaking about to get meat but Mahogany likes wandering about places at night and crawling along walls and overall seeming creepy. They like looking into windows and staring at sleeping people which,,,,Rhys slowly nods at that and just gets them to the nearest park or forest where they demand to know how playgrounds work and Rhys, a full grown man I guess, has to slide down a small plastic child's slide so his 6'9 lover can nod and clap.

8. What do they like in bed?

Rhys loves it when they bite him and wrap their arms around him to tug him closer to hold him close as they lift him up. He likes overall reminders that they can crush him yet he's the only one who can put his fingers in their mouth and be completely safe.

Mahogany loves it when Rhys bites them too and they love it when Rhys is always a bit rough, like forcefully spreading their legs or tugging their hair when he's feeling so good. They like having their attention on him. Oh and eating him out.

9. What is the most embarrassing thing they have done in front of each other?

Rhys tried to hunt with Mahogany but couldn't even catch a running squirrel before he slid off a steep edge and fell into a river. Mahogany fished him out and caught a bird in midair. He sulked in the bath for hours.

Mahogany isn't ever really embarrassed by stuff? But one time they went out in nothing but Rhys's shirt and wondered why he had suddenly raced after them, red faced and trying to apologise to a woman as he patted their bare butt back into the motel. He laughed tho when they asked if he was going to slap it more.

11. What do they hide from one another?

Rhys hides a surprisingly big amount, both small and large issues due to the fact that Mahogany acts on heart rather than thinking. He doesn't want them to know how someone had called him a freak earlier or that he wasn't a wendigo. I feel like Rhys often manipulates Mahogany for their safety and that even includes a time he told them that it was dangerous to go outside when maybe it wasn't really??

Mahogany often hides stuff that has happened to them or about the Wendigo history. Rhys hardly knows anything about their kind and he doesn't know about certain incidents like how someone tried to attack them earlier. They see no reason to worry their mate and they don't want Rhys to get upset like he always does if someone may be leaving gifts for Mahogany and always leaves the smell of a potential mate around.

12. What first changes when it starts getting serious?

Mahogany beings to get extra protective and officially starts calling Rhys their mate as well as trusting him entirely while Rhys officially starts to get worried at times for their hunts and becomes a lot more receptive to Magni bringing him gifts and their more possessive touches.

A bad side is Rhys becomes more stern on bath times and crying doesn't work anymore to make him soften up ;_;.

14. When one has a cold, what does the other do?

Mahogany panics and goes on a wide range stealing episode of getting as many clothes as they can to add to the nest. Curls up around Rhys to keep him cool or even wears more clothes if they're too cold for him. Whines and cries since they obviously think he's dying and if I'm honest, I wouldn't put it last Mahogany to get a human or a mutant to try and make him better. Spends most of the time crying and pressing their face against his to try and breath in his illness and take it away.

Mahogany is so confused when they get sick but it's in the summer and they can't keep anything down at all and start bloating. Probably tries to carry on as normal but Rhys has to be stern and make them lay in the nest. Like Pascal, an ice bath is needed and having to put their hair up while telling them fairy tales as they cry and sneeze repeatedly. Mahogany probably refuses to eat and only does when Rhys begs them and even then its slowly licking/drinking/slurping some watered down chicken soup he got for them.

16. When the zombie apocalypse comes, how do they cope together?

Oh god, Mahogany is in heaven. They get to eat people??? And not get yelled at??? Rhys undoubtedly has a breakdown or two but Mahogany is loving being able to play about with zombies and they're actually kinda chubby in this verse due to eating so much. I imagine it's a 50/50 of people wanting to be near or away from the pale mutant who is technically dating a form of zombie and honestly there's a point where Rhys probably has to have Mahogany wear a collar so others feel safe. Overall? They do pretty well! Especially with Mahogany's hunting.

But oh man scremaing has ensured at there being some sort of wendigo-zombie apocalypse. Mahogany suddenly being surrounded by forms of their own kind??? Angst.

18. When they fight, how do they make up?

Rhys apologises and it depends where they are because his apologies range from sex to getting them meat and a story. Most of the time he has to wait an hour or two because Mahogany wants to sulk and they have their hair spiked up around them to ensure he can't get near. And growling. They look like a sea bunny slug when they're mad so all he can do is sit near and wait for grumpy snuffling as they eat their meat and lick his fingers.

Mahogany hunts for Rhys and depending on how big the fight was is now big the animal is going to be. A small scuff? A rabbit. A big screamer? Mahogany drags a moose through the door and I mean. One of those fucking huge ones. They're bleeding but it's worth it to see Rhys's face when they drop it in front of Rhys and offer love making and bath times.

22. Where does their first kiss happen?

Well, technically when they first had sex on that surprise thread we did but I'm also soft at the idea of them kissing in an apple orchid because Mahogany heard that Rhys was hungry so they just....broke in and took him apple picking aka lifting him up to trees to get apples while listening out for the owners and whoop Rhys is turning around to kiss them and oh their hips are wiggling and they're chuffing loud enough to alert people better run!

23. Where is their favourite place to be together?

Anywhere with nature! Rhys probably learns to love it so much when he associates it as the safest place where Mahogany likes cuddling and rolling in the snow and swimming with him in quarries during the summer. Also having sex up against trees is great for details I probably should not get too deep into here.

25. Why do they fight?

Mahogany is rather protective and gets huffy when they can't kill humans who hurt Rhys, despite whether he agrees with it or not most of the time. He also needs to worry about how little care they give when going out to hunting and the harm they do to themselves.

A bigger issue is probably over how insistent Mahogany gets over Rhys becoming a wendigo because they see how mutants get treated and their Rhys is a mutant, so what if he gets treated badly? They get anxious and huffy more over it, desperate for their mate to be safe for good.

28. Why do they get jealous?

Mahogany gets jealous of anyone who dares goes near their mate with lustful smells. But then Mahogany just has to make Rhys smell more like them and cover him in more bites so he cannot be mistaken as free mate for anyone at all. He belongs to someone and that someone is staring angrily through a window and yeah you better slowly back away and ask why there's a tall naked person pressing up against the glass and snarling and good Rhys better be running back quickly to not let an imprint of a vulva stain the glass. Rhys is too good and too wonderful and no one should take their mate but Mahogany.

Rhys would 100% freak out and I'm laughing at that freaking out if Mahogany starts getting meat left for them and smelling arousal everywhere. Huffy gremlin man when he hears a pleased chirp as Mahogany gazes at the honeycomb pieces that got left for them and honestly I'm too invested in the idea of a mysterious creature flirting with Mahogany and Rhys just "seriously??? I get an undead - last of the species probably - lover and yet someone better still comes along??" Shshnsns

It has just occured to me that maybe this question means what they may be jealous of each other oh boy. But yeah uh, Mahogany is always jealous of how good Rhys is with human stuff and how smart he is. He always has to clean up their messes and he much better at general life stuff than them while I think Rhya would be jealous at Mahogany capabilities and how unafraid they are to get what they want and their openness.

29. Why do they fall a little bit more in love?

Mahogany falls in love with how Rhys just...accepts them how he's the only one who doesn't seem to care as much about what they are. They adore how sweet he is and how easily Rhys goes along with whatever they do and how darling he is about the way they think.

Rhys falls more for just how dedicated Mahogany is for everything about him. Rhys wants food? They're going out to hunt. Rhys wants to feel warm, awkwardly dragging blankets over him. He also likes their refreshing views and how Mahogany sees him as perfect and wonderful to be unique. They hear the phase "best thing since sliced bread" and immediately say that Rhys is better.