#its gonna be dead long oof

[noorpersona]

Rivalry: Terushima

The club room door slammed open, rattling on its hinges.

“WHERE IS HE?!”

The team froze.

A half-eaten rice ball hit the floor. Water was choked on. Someone knocked over a sports bag in their rush to get out of the way.

Higashiyama whispered, “Oh, shit.”

Futamata grabbed Bobata’s arm. “Is it too late to run?”

Bobata just stared, resigned. “We’re already in the splash zone.”

But the one person who should have been afraid? He wasn’t.

Terushima barely had time to lift his head before you snatched him by the collar and slammed him against the wall, forearm pressing hard against his chest, pinning him in place.

A sharp oof left his lips, but even as you glared daggers at him, even as your breath came in sharp, furious exhales—

He grinned.

“Oh, wow,” he murmured, eyes flickering with something dangerous—something excited. “Didn’t realize you liked it rough.”

Your grip tightened. “Would you care to explain to me why I was just called into the principal’s office to be chastised for my so-called proposal for the volleyball team to offer shirtless pictures as a way to increase funding?”

The entire team collectively inhaled.

Futamata wheezed. “Oh my god.”

Higashiyama muttered, “That’s gotta be a new record for dumbassery.”

Bobata just covered his face with his hands.

Meanwhile, Terushima blinked at you, head tilting back against the wall as he let out a slow, amused exhale. “Damn. They really thought you—?” He laughed, shaking his head. “That’s actually incredible.”

“You absolute menace,” you snapped, shoving against his chest slightly before pressing him back down again. “You submitted that under my name.”

Terushima’s hands lifted lazily, like he was some innocent bystander in all this. “Now, now, let’s not jump to conclusions—”

“Jump to conclusions?” Your voice rose, incredulous. “You’re really about to stand here, pinned to a wall, and try to tell me I did this to myself?”

“Well—”

Futamata cut in, laughing in disbelief. “He’s gonna try it. He’s really gonna try it.”

And then, the real nail in the coffin—

Bobata scoffed, shaking his head. “He’s just trying to get Yoko Nakamura to date him.”

Silence.

Terushima’s expression dropped. “EXCUSE ME?”

Higashiyama immediately nodded. “Oh, yeah. Didn’t Yoko say she liked guys who were ‘confident but not too cocky’?”

Futamata grinned. “And someone said, ‘Hey, I know a way to prove I’m the perfect mix of both.’”

Your jaw dropped. “So you mean to tell me—” You exhaled sharply, shoving against Terushima’s chest one last time. “You pulled me into this mess because of a crush?!”

“Okay, first of all, I wouldn’t call it a crush—”

You leaned in, voice low and sharp as a knife. “Listen to me, very carefully, Terushima.”

For the first time, his smirk faltered.

“If you ever pull something like this again—if you ever use my name for one of your dumbass ideas, if you ever make me sit through another awkward meeting where the principal is looking at me like I’m about to pull out a portfolio of thirst traps—”

Futamata audibly snorted, but you didn’t even acknowledge it. Your glare burned into Terushima.

“I will make your life a living nightmare.”

The air in the room shifted.

You saw it—that flicker in his eyes.

Not fear. No, that wasn’t what you were going for.

It was something else.

A slow, sharp, assessing look. The slight way his jaw tightened, the way his smirk wasn’t quite as smug as before.

It was the realization that you were dead serious.

For a long moment, neither of you moved.

Then, finally, finally, you let him go.

The second you stepped back, Terushima rolled his shoulders, exhaling deeply like he had to shake off whatever had just happened.

You, on the other hand, turned on your heel with a huff and stormed out, calling over your shoulder, “Get your act together, Terushima. Or don’t—I don’t care. Just stay the hell out of my way.”

The door slammed shut behind you.

Silence.

All eyes turned to Terushima.

He glared back. “What?”

Bobata shook his head, exasperated. “Honestly? Pulling her pigtails in the schoolyard would be more subtle than this.”

Terushima scowled, running a hand through his hair. “You’re all full of shit.”

Higashiyama shrugged. “Dude. She literally had you pinned.”

Futamata snickered. “I dunno, man. She got the last word and left you looking stupid. You sure you’re not into that?”

Terushima threw his head back with an exaggerated groan. “I hate all of you.”

But even as he muttered under his breath, even as he grumbled about his entire team being traitors, his eyes flickered toward the door.

And for the first time in a long time, he wasn’t entirely sure who had won that exchange.

[dwaekkicidal]

👾 YAYAYAY

i saw a few compliments on my last ask, it sounds stupid but it made me super duper happy for a few hours 😭

anyway, you've been spoiling us lately (which im extremely grateful for) but ive been thinking of sub! chan with dom! members for so long now and i dont know if any other writer would do it like you would 😭🙏

-silly 👾 anon

hehe it was a good ask!! also i thought you were about to say dom reader but ohhh my gosh more mxm >:3

as much as i love the idea of dom chan, i LOOOVE the idea of subby channie with some of the boys >.<

i always see han and felix as being the biggest bottoms,,, so its hard for me to picture them as doms LOL but the sub on sub action would go fucking craaaazy...

like just imagine either felix or han (or even both on him at the same time oof...) grinding on chan while they makeout all messily akdjakdklas but neither of them can take initiative when their minds are foggy and they cant think straight >.< so they have another member come in and join, telling them what to do and maybe fucking them silly as a reward hehe

hyunjin and changbin would be suuuuuch softdoms... if, for whatever reason, chan wants one of them to fuck his brains out, they're going to do so with every drop of love he has in his body >.<

im talking like setting the mood, going reaaaal slow but rolling his hips so fucking professionally that channie's basically crying from needing more but also it being too much at the same time ughhh

minho & seungmin are the ones to be mean while also not being mean?? theyre such little shits and will insult and degrade channie until his face is flushed and his ears are red... (& his cock is twitching <3) but they treat him sooo sweet when they finally fuck him how he likes it <3

they always need him close; if theyre in doggy then they're leaning all the way forward and pushing their chest against his back, leaving little pecks here and there as they grind into him. or if they're in missionary, they'll tease him by pushing his hands away when he tries to touch them, only for them to fold literal seconds later and push their chests together so they can kiss his whines away <3

jeongin.... im sorry but mean dom... you're gonna have to tear this from my cold, dead hands; he's the only one who will be mean and stick with it the whole time (though sometimes he does fold- he'll never admit it though)

if channie wants it mean and rough he's gonna seek out jeongin and, with a red face, he's gonna ask oh so nicely for jeongin to fuck his brains out <3 and the maknae will do so with the cockiest smile on his face as he rearranges chan's guts!!!

that being said jeongin does get soft- sometimes. not very often, but on the occasion he'll push their foreheads together and will hold the most intense eye contact as he pounds channie into the mattress- albeit still roughly

[bunnie-online]

midnight whispers {B.B}

i quite literally thought of this right before i fell asleep last night, now it’s 5:48am and i have to write it, please help this demon is infiltrating my life 😔✋🏽

WARNINGS: 18+ INTERACTION ONLY. THIS IS SMUT. wildly OOC Blitz, somnophilia, daddy kink, stuffie mention (could be classified as DD/lg but i’m not sure),

business has been drumming up for I.M.P lately and today was especially hard, so it wasn’t a surprise that after you got home you hopped right into the hot shower. your boyfriend was in the kitchen making a snack for himself and Loona took the rest of the weekend off to go unwind at her friends house.

you reluctantly stepped out of the shower and haphazardly wrapped a towel around yourself. your sleepy eyes were just barely open enough to navigate out of the bathroom and past the kitchen.

“hey princess, i made some- oof.” Blitz stopped dead in his tracks after he saw your droopy, nearly shut eyes. “never mind, baby. get some sleep.” he kissed your cheek and gently nudged you towards your bedroom door.

you flopped onto the bed after discarding your towel onto the floor and nearly fell asleep instantly. who knew assassinations could be so draining?

meanwhile, Blitz had a different way of unwinding. usually when you two got home from a particularly long day he’d take his frustrations out on you, he’d pound you into any surface available until you were both exhausted.

after his snack he tried his best to ignore the urge to give in to your little routine, he really did. he tried everything! taking a shower, watching TV, scrolling on his phone. nothing seemed to quell the urge to fuck your brains out. he was still hard and you were still fast asleep.

after a good five minutes of deliberation, he finally decided to just take what he wanted. you were his after all, and you were oh so obedient. even more now that you’re sleeping and if you wake up, you’re too tired to anything but lay there and enjoy it.

he snuck into your shared bedroom, only using the light from the living room to navigate the space. climbing on the bed ever so gently to make sure you didn’t wake up too quickly. the comforter was just barely covering your hips leaving your entire back exposed, and the way you were sleeping on your side with one leg pulled up, you were basically tempting him, asking for him to take you right there. you seriously couldn’t have made this easier.

Blitz pulled the blanket back while monitoring your every move. he finally got it down to your ankles before he decided to touch you. he placed his hand on your back earning a happy little sigh. he traced his hand up your back and into your hair petting you affectionately while his other one found its way to your ass, squeezing it gently.

you squirmed a little bit causing him to shush you back into a deep sleep. he moved to straddle your straightened leg to get a better grip. he took the meat of your thigh into his large hand and pulled it up to gain access to your holes. this made you stir awake. still groggy, you rubbed your eye adorably with the back of your hand. “Blitz..?” your raspy, sleepy voice barely above a whisper.

“Shh baby, go back to sleep.” he tried to reassure you. that’s nearly impossible with all of his incessant groping. “What’re you doin’?” you blink trying to adjust your eyesight. the light from the living room is just barely illuminating him.

“Here, take your stuffie.” he said, grabbing your favorite teddy from the middle of the bed. “Hold onto teddy, Daddy’s just gonna take care of something real quick, okay?” he caresses your thigh.

it finally clicked in your sleepy little mind, he’s pressing the tip of his cock against your hole. you instinctively get wet, you’re so tired but so horny now. the thought of him even attempting this while you’re sleeping is enough to have you soaked. you decide to play innocent and let him take advantage of you. you wrap your arms around your stuffie and let him take charge.

“Daddy?” you whine. “What’s goin’ on?” you ask again, feigning innocence. he knew you knew what was happening, but the taboo of it all only made him harder and you wetter. “Hush babydoll, Daddy’s gonna take care of you, Daddy’s gonna make you feel soooo good you’re gonna go right back to sleep.” he pushes one of his thumbs into your mouth to keep you quiet.

you start suckling on his thumb and he took that as his sign to start pushing himself into you. your muffled whines drove him to slowly fuck into you, he lets his head drop and basically growls into your ear. he removes his thumb from your mouth and grips your jaw tightly. “You’re so fucking bad. You were just gonna let me defile you like that?” you moan in response when he starts fucking you harder. now that he acknowledged you were fully awake, he took it as a sign to really let you have it.

he briefly let go of your jaw to smack you in the face. “Answer me when i’m talking to you. You wanted this didn’t you?” he moans. you only nod frantically as a response, earning another smack for not using your words. “Yes! i wanted this!” you whine out. “Good pet, good.”

that familiar knot in your stomach starts to tighten and you hold onto Blitz for dear life, definitely leaving claw marks on his shoulder and down his bicep. he’s fucking you within an inch of your life, you’re almost entirely sure that the next block over knows his name.

the spade of his tail snakes in between the both of you to frantically rub your clit, effectively making you cum so hard you could barely breathe. “Blitz- I can’t- Please!” you cry out, he’s relentlessly shaking his high now that you’ve soaked his cock.

“Blitz- Bl- Daddy!” your whines are rough and broken, you can’t help but to cum again, the pulsing from your orgasm making Blitz spill himself inside of you, he let out a delicious moan right before collapsing on top of you.

you took a few moments to catch your breath before lightly swatting him off of you. “Can I go back to sleep now?” you joke, grinning ear to ear.

“Sure, we’ll see how long I let ya sleep this time.” he winks.

~~~~~~

need him saur bad

~bunnie

[were-wolverine]

percy jackson ep3 live reaction

yesss the attic it looks perfect

the voice crack on “hi” i’m cackling

“oh geez” HES SO PERCY

annabeth immediately i love him.

percy’s gf requirements: has to be willing to push him down a flight of stairs without hesitation

let percy understand the horses PLEASE

“i chose you” i thought it was gonna be like ‘because you’re my best friend’ but nah he is just suspicious of grover dang. “i trust you” DAMN HE REALLY LYING HUH. poor grover totally believes him too. good thing he earns his trust back eventually and remains his best friend forever

“i’m gonna pack the best snacks” HE IS THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND

why tf are there lobster traps in the cabin. WHERE IS HIS BED???

“i think they’re canadian maybe? or from chuck e. cheese i dunno” he’s literally my favorite person ever

“these are… interesting”

thalia’s tree :(

when do they tell percy that grover was thalias protector 🤔

“the most powerful being in the universe’s best idea to save his daughter’s life… was to turn her into a tree?” YEAH FR GET HIS ASS PERCY

bro really does not know how to read the room 💀 “she met a pinecone’s fate” dude she is talking about her dead friend/sister-figure. grover’s literally like “wtf man”

how tf did they get a taxi from long island to the city bro

“i’m sorry to hear that” UR THE BEST ANNABETH

why is grover singing… THEATRE KID ENERGY

“our voting system’s broken” hgjfhdhd

BIG OOF ????

the autism makes decisions so hard very real

NOT THE TOSTITOS /j

“they smell fear” “that’s bees” EXCUSE ME? BEES WHAT NOW??

damn dodds that’s brutal

“perhaps the most formidable demigod child alive” i adore how they make 12 y/o annabeth so fucking powerful. like i really really love that they do that cuz ppl always talk about how powerful percy is but not how powerful annabeth is

defeated by shitty evacuation skills smh

…we’re lost in the woods, somewhere in new jersey

“i didn’t even know they had forests in new jersey” king. what.

ahhh i wish they just made them 13 i really cannot see them as 12 year olds

ope it is revealed. GROVER STOP TRYING TO REDIRECT THE CONVERSATION ITS NOT WORKING

annabeth IMMEDIATELY knows it’s medusa lol

thinking abt how sally used medusa’s story to teach lil percy that appearances aren’t everything and “not everything that looks like a monster is a monster”. very interested to see what they do with her in this version of pjo

“and i definitely trust my mom” percy is such a momma’s boy i love it

i hope they don’t make her evil pls pls pls. SHES NOT EVIL SHES AN SA VICTIM. “a survivor” :(

“the gift the gods gave me is i cannot be bullied anymore” yes 🙌

girl really said “it’s not a gift it’s a curse” as if she was there 💀 ilysm but clearly the story you’ve heard isn’t what really happened

“so did i” :( she was a worshipper of athena

“i wasn’t like you, i was you”

ANNABETH “that isn’t what happened” GIRL YOU WERENT THERREEEEE

you tell them medusa !! her and percy get matching “i hate poseidon” shirts

team #trust issues

oop. yeah fuck poseidon.

okay yeah i really like this characterization of her. like a good person with a skewed moral compass. or at least good intentions but not great actions

leetle snakes hiss hiss

annabeth watching percy defeat alecto… she literally has heart eyes hehe

THEY BETTER SHIP HER HEAD TO OLYMPUS I SWEAR

you tell them grover!!!!!!

oh he really did choose grover because he trusted him aw :,)

YES SHIP THE HEAD

“i am impertinent” ily

the song 💀 this is why they are besties

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA? *lip bite*

[legacyshenanigans]

Ominis did something bad, something very very bad, unforgivable, unpronounceable, he lost control of himself, let his anger rule him and now he's losing his mind. He can't think of anyone else to help him but his brother

What would Marvolo do?

(PD you're amazing 🖤🖤🖤)

Oof, I like this 👀🐍

(you're far too kind, thank you 💜)

I Didn't Know Who Else To Turn To🐍

Gonna undercut this, just incase people don't wanna see Ominis freaking out because he killed someone lol.

Marvolo sat in his room at his desk, writing, when his door suddenly flung open hitting the wall, he flinched and turned seeing Ominis stood there, looking terrified, his face puffy from crying, shaking. A black eye already forming and a bloodied nose. He stumbled into the room.

Ominis: Marvolo? MARVOLO!?

Marvolo: *frowns and stands* Yes yes I'm here! What's wrong with you?! What's happend? You look a fucking wreck.

Ominis held out his hand, approaching Marvolo and gripping his collar.

Ominis: *shakey breath* I...I killed someone.

Marvolo: *confused shock* What?! You?

Ominis: Yes me! M-Marvolo I'm freaking out!! *starts crying*

Marvolo: *grabs Ominis by the shoulders* Hey hey hey!! Shhhh, breathe!

Marvolo starts doing breaths, urging Ominis to copy him, which he did, but it was still very evident he was a mess, still shaking like crazy.

Marvolo: ....What happened?

Ominis: I.. I cut through the woods on my way home..A-And I was attacked by some guy. He threw me to the floor and started..B-Beating me.. And I just..I..I just SNAPPED!!! *Starts crying again*

Marvolo: Ominis focus, fooocus...C'mon!

Ominis: He's dead, Marvolo! That's all I know now at this point ok?! I..Used a fucking unforgivable..And now the man's dead..*let's out a long drawn-out shakey sigh*

Marvolo: Listen to me..Did you leave the body?

Ominis: Y-Yes.

Marvolo: ...Do you think you could find your way back to it?

Ominis: I..I dont know!! I just r-ran home as fast as I could!!

Marvolo: OK OK shhh. Where abouts did this happen?

Ominis: I-It..Must of happened maybe a couple of minutes after I entered the woods, from the Hogsmeade side. You know the old path behind the..A-Abandoned house?

Marvolo: Mhmm, alright...Me and Rerek will take a walk there right now, and find the body, I'll handle it...

Ominis: M-Marvolo..I...I'm NOT a killer! I'm not I'M NOT!! *distraught expression*

Marvolo: *grabs Ominis and hugs him, with Ominis clinging to him, crying again* Oi..Shhh..I know..You were attacked..It is what it is *moves back putting his hands on his shoulders again* Listen to me, Ominis..Nobody is going to know, ok? I will sort it out..And if you EVER feel the need to talk about it, talk to ME, alright? We shall keep this between us..You did what you had to do..

Ominis: D-Don't say that..I lost control..I..Can't fucking believe I did that..*another shakey breath and he closes his eye's*

Marvolo: Ominis..It happend..Its done..Try your BEST to move it to the back of your mind..TRY..Yeah?

Ominis: *nods his head aggressively* ...I..I didn't know who else to turn to..

Marvolo: Well...You chose well, coming to me..

~

[lampochkaart]

Maki Harukawa 5, 7, 14?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Probably "машина для убийств" (killing machine) by алёна швец (lyrics here)

Here's a translation of a part of song:

Girls gonna fight, fight, fight

Hey, friend, cover me

Who is it, you say, that hurt you?

The night will hide, the day will forgive

Our job is to take revenge

And no one saw him again

One look, and you're dead

The heart beats like a mosh pit

Bitches' face and dark red bandage

My shiny revolver chooses its target

Right between green surprised eyes

I'm a killing machine

Don't go out late, think and beware

Kitty walks quietly, so you better turn around

I'm a master at hurting scumbags

Ouch! Ow! Don't whine

I'm a killing machine

Three of you will come in, but you'll come out alone

I'll rip out your heart and fill it with gasoline

Maybe then the boys could love

Oh, what to do if you want to kill?

This song makes me think about Ch.5 Maki going to the hangar. At first she's determined and sure of her plan, but the last few lines sound bitter. She tried to be a better person, but because of mastermind's instigating, she snapped and tried to kill someone, even though she said she didn't want to do it anymore. She thought it would be for the best, but in the end, all she did was cause more pain.

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

I love that most people recognize her soft caring side, even if she tries not to show it and masks it with harshness and threats. I'm glad that that part of her is recognised by most fandom

Also I absolutely love Maki fanart is where she looks like this:

Her long bangs covering her eyes making her look permanently grumpy. Just. Perfect<3

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

Oof... I'm very bad with fashion aesthetics, I don't know anything, especially names

Uhhhh... *spends an hour on google and pinterest* Grunge? But I don't think she cares that much about style or fashion. And I can also see her wearing something casual

Thank you for the ask!

[spacedlexi]

Of all the difficult choices in each season of TWDG, What would say are the ones that you struggled with the most for each season?

HMM good question. there are some choices i feel conflicted about when i get to them but these are for the most part the ones that i actively dread having to make (which i like 😏 those are the best choices). there are other choices throughout the series that i feel Bad about, but not necessarily conflicted. like. i Know what my choice is, but i still feel bad about the consequences 😔 these are the ones that i actually mentally find myself battling. i just love the kinds of choices that make me sit on a pause screen for too long when its really Not That Serious

S1: help lilly/help kenny - the circumstances of this choice are what make it hard. literally a ticking time bomb. do you try to save lillys father? even tho hes been nothing but a complete jackass to you AND the group this entire time and put himself in this situation? or do you try to save the group by destroying his brain before its too late? clem being there watching doesnt help because now theres the added layer of "do i brutally murder this man in front of this child even if it means saving her life?" i usually end up trying to help lilly just because i know kenny is gonna do it regardless (and i dont want her to feel completely ostracized by the group). the idea of puling this woman back from her dying father so we can brutally murder him in front of her is.... a lot. like.. you can TRY to save him you know?? even if he turns hed still have to get off the ground first just hold the salt lick ready kenny 💀 plus you still have to actually Die first before turning. theyd have a second to feel his pulse stop. but its a very hectic scene where youre forced to act first think later. and either way clem is forced to see it. the worst part about it is knowing kenny is gonna be on my ass about it even tho i side with him on LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE 😐😑

shoot lee/leave lee - its just 😭 telling this little girl to kill the one person she has left, moments after seeing her dead parents. its time for her to start doing the hard things. but to tell her to do THIS?? you are fucking that child up beyond belief. but also the guilt she'll carry if she DOESNT do it, knowing hes still in that jewelry store, possibly chained to it, forever (which the narrative impact of lee starting and ending the game in handcuffs (possibly a prisoner in his own body??) makes me SCREAM AND CRY LEEEEEEEEEEE THATS GOOD NARRATIVE BAYBEE).

S2: shoot kenny/look away - another "is clem ready to do this?" kind of moment. its time for her to start making her own choices. what does SHE want?? i think even a clem who shoots kenny is gonna be conflicted about it on some level. recently i played a clem who let kenny kill jane then shot him anyway. that was cool :) and the moment is way more dark than shooting him outright. no heartfelt goodbyes. just a tired "do it". oof. the set up for the kenny/jane fight is Not Good like we ALLLLLL KNOOWWW it shouldve been luke ok. but the choice itself is still a HUGE character moment for clem, and its one of my favorite and most dreaded choices in the series. how is clem feeling about kenny at this point? is shooting him something she can do?? before its too late?? or will she be paralyzed by choice? this is a choice she Never shouldve had to make, but here she is, and she has to. before time runs out. i like my clems alone so usually i either wait out the clock (no choice is still a choice. clem just cant do it but cant look away either) and stay at wellington (good alone ending), or i shoot him 1 of 2 ways (clem Can do it)(bad alone ending). shooting him after he kills jane is just like 2 birds one stone to me SHDHSJKDS 💀 and it hits that middle ground of being paralyzed by choice but still ultimately Making A Choice, just too late for it to matter to anyone but herself. and her line of dialogue finding aj alone "we're gonna be ok, we're gonna be ok" like shes trying to reassure herself more than anything WAAAHH i kinda liked it a Lot actually 👀

S3: ??? romancing kate or not i guess?? - its the only one that really made me feel conflicted (aside from maybe the conrad thing?? sorry clem but im gonna force you to stick around actually i like it for the Narrative and it makes gabe less annoying later. also conrads alright). do you respect your brother or do you get with his wife who hates him LOL. because its not one choice you make, not really. its one the game is constantly asking of you, putting you in situations where the choice needs to be made again and again until finally you make the Ultimate choice about it. people who complain about the game being so pushy about it are kinda funny to me because like, ya.. thats the whole point.... (ive pushed back defiantly Literally just because of how pushy the game is about it tho so like i get it) she is a temptation the game is intentionally dangling in front of javi. she is the Final source of conflict between the brothers. will he remain loyal or give into it? i say give in 😏 give david something to actually be mad about. ive both romanced her and not, and the game kinda feels stunted if you dont? like... i Get It. thats your brothers wife who is still wearing her ring after YEARS of him being gone. theres 😬 feelings there. but even if you dont romance her the game still punishes you by having her be weird about it in the garage in front of david anyway. i say do it even tho its messy. it makes the story more sound imo which S3 desperately needs at that point. javi can still feel bad about it. what DID david expect?? i love mess :)

S4: kill couple/send aj inside - i love a choice that gives me a lot to think about. even if the actual in game consequences are flimsy to none. with this choice specifically, what makes it hard is the fact that the couple asked to be left alone. if they were just two walkers it wouldve been a no brainer. but with their final request, it becomes a matter of respecting the dying wish of this sad couple (which becomes narratively relevant at the end of the game OUGH WHEN IT COMES BACK). and will you teach aj that respecting those wishes is important? he needs to learn to become self sufficient anyway. clem crawled through her own number of dangerous holes in her youth. but thats the other side of it. that clem, knowing personally how dangerous crawling into those spaces where no one could follow was, i dont know how comfortable she would be letting aj do the same. but also, she doesnt want him to grow up too hardened. if she kills this couple, its pushing him further into that hardened mindset. to do whatever you have to to survive, no matter the cost to others. its a choice i find myself sitting with the longest even tho its consequences are pretty much just 2 lines of dialogue ("that couple clem tried to Guilt me about" LMAO YEAH ITS TRUE AJ THIS IS A LEARNING MOMENT FOR YOU). but yeah this is a choice i have a 50/50 chance with going either way on. every time i kill the couple i feel so bad about it 😭 (and so does clem 🥺). it being more of a philosophical question instead of an actual gameplay decision is what i like about it

not sure/take things slow/girlfriends/kiss - NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS ONE its actually so hard for me HSDHSDJKSJKDJK i dont have a paragraph of reasons why tho i just love them all differently. the first two feel the most realistic. i do like the idea of taking things slow and the dialogue for it is really sweet. but also. they might die or be taken tonight. so one kiss before everything could come crashing down on them is nice. but also hearing them call each other girlfriends???? adds years to my life. vi in ep 3 being like "um so you said you wanted to be girlfriends 🥺?" and clem like "😏 ya" i just love hearing them say it 😭 Out Loud 👁👁. and then either way clem gets another chance to kiss her in the woods in ep 3 so it works out. and 2 more kisses in ep 4 from vi this time!! thank you devs for my life 🙏 what a wonderful choice

i love choice games so much just because of the questions they ask of you. i honestly LOVE looking through the player choice stats i find them SO INTERERSTING ESPECIALLY the ones that are split perfectly 50/50. i would literally look at the stats for every single choice im not joking. where are the stats

[thelongestway]

Okay. I actually like how most of this turned out, but yeah, oof, this was one heck of a thing to write from a long-term structure perspective. Gonna have to write out the next chapter in full before i see if the resolution to this one really works; might need edits or parts re-shuffled later.

Chapter 15: Maze

ART and I both stared at the box, registering that both of our filters had activated. Its filters were making the human inside wear some sort of silvery jumpsuit under the opaque glass, and mine…

Mine were blocking their name.

Kes name.

ART drew its attention away from the box, which wasn't nearly as interesting for it as the obstacle course, and towards me, curling itself around me tightly in the feed.

We were bound to come across a horrible piece of history somewhere in here, it said. Do you want to go now? Your performance reliability is dropping.

No shit it was dropping. It was like all of the fucking emotions I'd had over the last couple of days came back all at the same time.

I wanted to go. Right now. And I also wanted to turn off the fucking box. (I didn't know why I wanted to do that. That human was already dead, really, that 1 percent was a fucking joke, why did they even waste electricity on this asshole?) I wanted to tell Iceblink everything I thought about her stupid fucking idea. And I also wanted to keep ART as far away from that conversation as possible, because there was no way it wouldn't come to the obvious conclusions and I was responsible for filtering that right now.

I was standing there, frozen and processing, until Iceblink tapped our feed.

*:･ﾟ✧ congratulations, you two *:･ﾟ✧! as expected, incredibly clean run! on my way to you right now, so I can let you out properly. also, i'm looking at the logs as I walk, and whoa, Perihelion, using environmental analytics like that? daaaaaaamn!

SecUnit's idea. However, it isn't a vulnerability the average attacker will be able to exploit, ART said in its teacher voice, still holding me. I'm afraid our solution won't be too helpful for your students. Was the last barrier your design, Iceblink?

the newest iteration, yes! i've been working on mastering some stuff the Friend showed me. and teaching others. we're so, so, so behind on programming in comparison to you all. >_< but Maize's Maze is always a good place for a field test!

Who the fuck puts a maze in someone's house? Great. Now I wasn't just angry at Iceblink for this shit. I was also glad she preferred text channels. Having so many conflicting emotions about one human sucked.

well, it was Maize's house too! ke was Courageous cluster.

Yeah, but ke's dead.

and that's the memorial ke wanted! not typical, but hey, it was Maize, so. give me a moment, i'm almost there

Do you want me to stop her from coming in? ART asked.

No. I'm fine.

The doors opened. And the first thing that Iceblink said, after very quickly averting her eyes, was, "Holy shit, SecUnit, are you ok?"

"I'm fine!" I said again.

Iceblink nodded and started typing again.

Query: analytics request? /worried

Denied.

ookay. right. i'll be here when you're ready. Iceblink sat down on the floor against a wall and connected her deck into the box with a wire. (There was an obvious, visible port there. Into the fucking cold sleep box.) This opened an unencrypted (well, besides the fact that it was wired) communications channel to her feed. And she was typing something into it.

No response, of course. (What sort of response was she even expecting from a frozen human?)

Why are you talking to the dead human? I said. (Because it was either that or have a very loud emotion at her, and I didn't want to.)

i always talk to kem when i come here. anyone who makes it through the maze gets rubber ducky privileges, and Maize is the best rubber ducky. also i like to think ke likes to hear the news in kes sleep.

You realize ke's never going to wake up, right?

yeah duh. it's a memorial. but ke's still asleep, technically. so i talk to kem. a lot of computer techs do. i run the maze every time i'm on the Courageous, just for that.

You completed the obstacle course just before we did, ART observed.

Iceblink wasn't looking at us at all. She scrunched up her face, staring into her feed glasses, lips pushed together in a tight line.

yeah. did a couple of fixes, too, with my new stuff. thought it was really lucky to meet you two right after so it could get tested by the best right away. She swallowed. clearly I didn't think something through here, because SecUnit looks like hell right now. I have no idea what's going on, but whatever the fuck it was that I did, I wish I could take it back. not worth it.

I was still standing up. But I remembered that I could be sitting, so I did that.

After about fifteen seconds, during which Iceblink typed quietly into the dead channel, I said: It wasn't you. But I can't talk about it with ART around, so I won't.

That's not a good reason. ART said. Call me when you're done talking.

And its presence dissipated, leaving me alone with Iceblink and the dead tech.

Wait, Peri-- crap, it's gone, isn't it. Iceblink turned her face even further away, to the other wall. Then she pushed up her feed glasses and dropped her head on her knees. When she spoke, her voice was muffled.

"Look, SecUnit, I'm not going to pry. I wanted this to be a--I don't know, a welcome? A thank you? A nice surprise? And it obviously wasn't. I'm not going to add insult to injury. I'm sorry."

"In what world does seeing a dead human count as a nice surprise?"

"Yeah, I know. I guess I don't really think of Maize as dead, even though I never knew kem before ke went under. That was way before my time." She gave a shaky sigh. "SecUnit, it was dumb of me, ok? I just really wanted you all to meet each other. Even if Maize is never going to come out of chronostasis. Ke would've thought you and Perihelion are incredibly cool, and from what I know about kem, I think you'd have liked kem, too."

Yeah, no, fuck that tech. Whatever kes name is.

"Why do you keep calling kem Maize? Dandelion and Aspen said kes name was Tal."

She snorted. "Burnables, remember? Ke had a lot of names. But Maize's Maze just sounds cool, so this one stuck in context."

"Give me a list. I need to filter them all for ART."

Iceblink turned her head, blinking at me in surprise before she remembered to look down.

"Shit! This is about the Courageous' story, isn't it? Wow, I was being a rot, I didn't even think of that, and I really should have! You were protecting Perihelion, right? I needed to invite you in alone, if--"

"No."

"Oh."

Ugh. I really didn't want to explain this, but Iceblink was always like that. She latched on to an idea until she exhausted it entirely. And I didn't want this conversation to be any longer than it already was.

"I would have still had the same reaction," I said, trying very hard not to have an emotion at her. "Because Aspen told me what your Tal did to the Courageous' AI."

"O…kay? Just so that we're on the same page here, which part--"

Look, I tried, okay? I really, really fucking tried. I thought I was doing pretty well, actually. But something about what Iceblink said got me, and I didn't even know what. But somehow I expected her to understand, and when she didn't, I found myself on my feet again.

"How about the fucking part where ke ordered it to protect its crew and then killed it because it did just that?"

"Ke didn't--"

"Yes, ke did! It's always the same fucking story with humans! You don't think your fucking orders through, and then 'oops! I've forgotten a SecUnit can't go more than 100 meters away from its client, or its brain matter gets fri-"

SecUnit, a very calm voice suddenly said into my ear. You are out of line.

Aspen didn't shut me down. They didn't even take over my inputs. Instead, I suddenly felt like there were hundreds of tiny, sharp blades hanging all around me.

I could move. I could move just fine, both in the feed and physically. They were letting me.

And if I took one wrong step, they would shred me into pieces.

"Wait," Iceblink said, also getting up, still trying her hardest not to stare at me. "That schematic you sent me--the brain control implant--that was--did someone do that to you?"

So much for seeing me just as another person.

[supernaturalkickparty]

Hey! Random ask but since you are a Supernatural girlie, I had a question.

My favorite episode is the one with Bloody Mary. Whats yours?

oh totally not random at all!

oof ok so favorite episode is so hard to narrow down, especially since the show lasted 15 years.

this is gonna be a long ass post so it's going under tags lol

from season 1 it would have to be a tie between Skin and Shadow

in season 2 it's Playthings, Born Under a Bad Sign and of course ALBL 1 &2

in season 3 while it's a short season it's still a good season and this one is kinda hard for me to narrow down a favorite

I would have to say that one i saw a lot of on tv and one i do back to a lot is A Very Supernatural Christmas but I also love Bad Day at Black Rock, Sin City, and Mystery Spot but only because that episode is a little glimpse into soulless!sam

season 4 jfc season 4 has a TON of good episodes like I really love that season.

The way everything with Sam and the demon blood leads up to Lucifer being set free is just ugh, fav season tbh like apart from season 1. i can honestly watch the first 4 seasons and not skip an episode.

season 5, again another season I love, but what comes to mind automatically is Sam Interrupted and Dark Side of the Moon, and Swan Song.

season 6 season of all time once more lol i loved soulless!sam although i have read about some people not liking it, i personally loved it but that's just me.

fav episodes of that season are You Can't Handle the Truth, Appointments in Samarra, Like a Virgin, Unforgiven, The French Mistake, and The Man Who Knew Too Much

agh ok i'm gonna lay off the gifs for now and just go through the rest of the seasons without them lol

season 7 is honestly one of my all time favorites because Sam suffers so beautifully and i loved the hallucinations and dean telling him to make him stone number one and the hand scar waaay too damn much.

What i didn't like about that season was Cas, I felt his story should have ended there.

Season 8 is another good one because there is SOOOO much to unpack there.

Sam turns to reckless behavior and drinking and is stuck in that odd situationship with Amelia. I honestly hated that for him but at the same time it was somewhat fitting?

She lost her husband, he lost his brotherhusband, her husband came back from when he was presumed dead, Dean came back after also being presumed dead.

I would have loved it better if she were a figment of Sam's imagination or if she treated him horribly and the reason the flashbacks were fuzzy and rose tinted was because she was such a bad person but again thats me.

That season is so heartbreakingly frustrating and then we get Sacrifice.

Dean's still an asshole to me but he panicked enough to realize he was being a dick but only because that meant losing Sam.

church hand fasting ceremony my beloved.

Season 9 ok first off Jared choosing to play Gadreel a certain way and using iambic pentameter for his manner of speaking was amazing.

Tahmoh Penikett hadn't even had a chance to film anything as Gadreel and chose to go off how Jared was playing him and I loved it.

but for that season i love I Think I'm Gonna Like it Here, Dog Dean Afternoon, Bad Boys, First Born, The Purge and Do You Believe in Miracles.

season 10- ok this could have been better if they made Demon!Dean more OBSESSED with Sam than trying to pull away and hide from him.

If they weren't cowards they could have had Demon!Dean trying to turn Sam into the Boy King and have them both rule hell and it would have been awesome.

First Knight of Hell Dean with his Boy King brother 😌

what kills anything for me storyline wise is anything to do with the angels, i don't care about Cas and Hannah and the different factions. you could take them away from the season and it wouldn't change anything on Sam and Dean's storyline.

People tend to forget its the Sam and Dean show, not the show based on the extra casts.

Season 11 gave us Baby, Just My Imagination, Into the Mystic, Beyond the Mat(the miz was in that episode lol) Red Meat, The Chitters, and Alpha and Omega. brother feels wise its a good season.

season 12 apart from the BMOL and the writers botching on writing Mary Winchester i did enjoy it, I just wish they would have written her a little bit better.

season 13 gave us Jack and Mommy!Sam i wish i could find the gif of Jensen saying that Jared makes a great wet nurse and Jared has said that he's built like a fridge filled with milk.

i dont discuss that horrible wire fight and the Thriller blue eyes Dean has at the end because its dumb as fuck and i remember saying what the fuck is this? well i actually said que chingas es esto because it made me speak spanish lolol

Season 14 gave us Sam's grief beard which i love, Mint Condition, Prophet and Lost, Damaged Goods, Lebanon, just 🥰🥰🥰🥰

season 15 was kinda hit and miss in the sense it felt weird because its like the writers kinda stopped caring and maybe thats just me but it felt weird and i'm still bitter they all forgot Sam's powers after Kripke left and they got the new writers.

but i did love Atomic Monsters, Proverbs 17:3, and of course Carry On.

15 years is a lot episodes, time, and energy to put into a show and the fact i saw it as a teenager to as an adult with a kid is such a trip but Supernatural is a huge part of me and i will forever hold this show near and dear to my heart.

[kristiemewisstan]

The Tortured Poets Department Unhinged First Listen Review:

Fortnight-

NEEDS MORE POSTY, we love a “I wanna kill her”, this one MIGHT BE about Matty Healy lol “I touched you for only a fortnight”

The Tortured Poets Department-

“WHO USES TYPEWRITERS ANYWAY” YOU BITCH ITS YOU LOL, Charlie Puth name drop 🤨 oh god so many name drops, THIS BRIDGE, not the wedding ring…

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys-

THERE WAS A LITANY OF REASONS WHY WE SHOULDVE PLAYED FOR KEEPS THIS TIME my jaw literally dropped the entire last verse

Down Bad-

“Everything comes up teenage petulance” this one is cringy but in a way I love, Taylor Is Very Much A Down Bad Girlie

So Long, London-

this song is tachycardic I PROMISE I MADE THIS JOKE BEFORE “STOPPED CPR”, two graves one gun I SWORE THAT YOU LOVED ME BUT WHERE WAS THE CLUES damn she’s really sad to lose London huh

But Daddy I Love Him-

this would have a cool music video “she’s was chaos he was revelry” this is if red and the 1975 had a child that’s the vibe

Fresh Out the Slammer-

Okay so this is the “I just realized how bad this relationship truly was and thank god I’m out of it”, okay the weird slow down stuff wasn’t my favorite thing

Florida!!!-

I’m cackling, THE FLORENCE VERSE IS SO GOOD I think that this is just a Florence and the machine song it sounds so like them

Guilty as Sin?-

Okay this is the first one I’ve been like “oooooo I really like this one” “what if I roll the stone away, they’re gonna crucify me anyway” DAMN some religious imagery will always get me right in the trauma

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?-

This one has a lot of the brain scratching pauses “don’t you worry folks we took out all her teeth” oof this song is just really angry

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)-

Cowboy Like Me but they don’t end up happy, okay “good boy” made me giggle so apparently in a 12 year old boy

loml-

PIANO! WANT IVE WANTED THE WHOLE TIME “still alive, killin time at the cemetery, never quite buried” I’m getting a gun and flying to London, I swear “TALKING RINGS AND TALKING CRADLES 🤨” JOE ALWYN FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH “THE LOSS OF MY LOVE” COUNT YOUR DAYS JOSEPH 💀, this should’ve been track 5

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart-

hello production that is giving Barbie movie/80s vibes, this is the first one I’m certain was written recently like it was definitely written on tour, the peppy “cause I’m miserable!” Hurt Me but also same

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived-

THE BREATH ahhhhh PIANO! “I don’t even want you back I just want to know if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal” okay back half of the album is eating, THE PICKUP, SPEAK NOW VIBES BUT MOM IS OLDER AND MADDER

The Alchemy-

ok ok ok “I circled you on a map I haven’t come around in so long but I’m coming back so strong” fucking meant,👌 touchdown mention lmao, okay this is SO ABOUT TRAVIS 🥹🥰

Clara Bow-

Best production on the album in the first 10 seconds, BEAUTY IS THE BEAST THAT ROSE, WAIT WHAT????? “You look like Taylor Swift” yeah queen because you are lol, It’s so people can make the audio of her singing all the album names lmao

First Overall Listen- 7/10

I was getting nervous in the front half but the back half more than made up for it

The vibe was just off at the start and honestly that’s probably a me thing and will get better with further listens

The lyrics were amazing as always

Production was okay, some of the songs were perfect and some had me going 🤨

Charlie Puth

Top 3 in no particular order (apparently I like songs that hurt me):

Guilty as Sin?

loml

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 40

hi been a minute raz was getting bitches-

zen and teya move senna away from undynes body. parsley is gonna feed rouge an eyeball? wheatley is trying to collect and bury bodies. he yells at parsley for trying to feed them to rouge xD

teya cuts sennas hand with her dagger? yep still bleeding. we dont know how quickly lycantrophy takes place. "see you arent a monster yet!" "im always a monster." wheatley somehow hears this and smacks the back of her head xD

senna asks wheatley if he can turn some of that silver box into chains. and to use any leftover silver to make silver bullets. she knows they wont be able to kill her, but android would. he understands. wheatley looks at teya like wtf stop her.

senna asks when the next full moon is. currently waning at the moment, thanks sp. senna bonks her head on wheatleys shoulder and says their gonna be the death of her xD senna the attack wearwolf xD wheatley runs off to continue burying the bodies.

teya feels like shes being watched. the head of a scarecrow?! senna calls parsley and wheatley over cause fucking cirmes is around. teya huffs and storms over. its mostly destroyed and slowly looks at her. a broken path and broken bots. just a massive mess.

we find cirmes dismembered body?! senna and parsley notices some movement and draws her weapon. cirmes arm is just. sitting there. senna cauciously picks up the arm. it twitches! senna walks toward teya and says the arm is still alive?

teya sees the mask is sown to his face gross. she asks him what happaned. cirmes sighs and says he wishes they thought he was dead. he asks if we would put him together. teya agrees but she takes her skeleton back first lol. welp time to put him back together. he didnt expect teya to be so cooperative. wheatley puts one of the hands near rouge. senna says she might get a tummy ache.

android asks why all these bots came to kill him. he says it might be due to his current research. he came by interesting information. the death of gods. ancient writing. something dead but not quite.

The Primordials. Eternal Slumber. he wants to know why. escape deaths grasp. must be an important one if zorbolt wanted that info. the location?! the bots did get it after they tore him apart. robotgod is totally listening in lol.

"my heart doesnt beat anymore." "did it ever?" "good one." he was training the villagers here for doctors before the bots came. zen pulls out a map and cirmes gives us directions. he points to a very dark patch. a place of fire and lava. interesting. home to dragons? charred earth. senna and wheatley side eye each other lol.

parsley wants to play catch with his head xD SP asks for fetch XD rite of passage! wheatley takes the head away, parsley grabs it back. insanity i swear. teya casts gentle repose on him before handing him to parsley xD he wants to make cirmes catch his own head?!

senna pushes the body back together while wheatley plays keep away. teya directs the body toward the chaos xD head spiked to ground oof. senna picks up the head and takes it toward the body. parsley is clinging to him and senna comments on him being into dead guys. oh no he thanked us including parsley. fey rules.

senna asks if he knows anything about wearwolves. can he cure it? or test for it? he holds a glowing spherical stone that looks like a moon. he puts sennas blood on it. no reaction nice. senna slumps in relief. 'im too old for this shit.' he says parsley mightve gotten lycantrophy for fucking wearwolves xD

cirmes says he wouldnt mind teaching teya necromancy but she has absolute 0 interest whatsoever. zen is still communicating with god. most necromancers cirmes know are unpleasent lol. teya hopes they never meet again. wheatley and senna go to take care of the bodies.

teya goes to punch a tree xD taking a page from sennas book! parsley is just standing there lol. senna and wheatley are digging a big pit. been a long day lol. android is of no use lol. dumping the bodies in time. senna has to keep using presti to clean the blood. android sighs and tosses in bodies.

parsley tells teya that cirmes owes him so if she can think of anything let him know lol. teyas upset cause cirmes is a chump. she wants to burn his house down lol. oh no. guys why is it always arson. what do you mean fireball?!

teya instantly uses hidden step. senna sighs and says they should go check since they can hear the explosion. cirmes rapidly tries to save his research. wheatley uses absorb element to absorb the fire. wheatley says hes gonna hit teya with this. he uses the token to find her. parsley grabs teya and runs! senna just sits on a box shes done for the day lol. she DOES haste wheatley tho xD

he hits her in the stomach for 13 points of damage branding punch wtf. then immediately uses cure wounds xD he yells at her for being reckless. 'you done?' he just screams and berates them. he doesnt want to lose them. she huffs and walks off. he follows her. she hidden steps. he sprints back to the house. she hides up in a tree.

parsley asks senna where their gonna set up camp. not here in town man. senna tells him to find a good spot while she keeps burying the bodies. finished nice. senna says a prayer and goes to find parsley. camp time nice. teya falls out of the tree xD senna asks if shes hurt. wheatley uses cure wounds anyway xD

"ok dipshits this way." "following king dipshit." time for soup! parsley fucks off into the woods jesus christ. zen tells us robotgod is rerouting us cause he wants to check out the dragon region. the body of a primordial is very valuable, although its still alive just asleep. it fell asleep since it lost all of its followers. primordials can walk the land but normal gods arent like wtf. maybe zorbolt wants to turn it into a battery.

sennas big plan to try and do her dragon training is make them come to her. mountain full of gold, field full of fat cows and stuff, dragon warriors that worship the dragon. he seems to like the gold. senna walks up with her bitchin dragon knights. he puffs smoke in her face lol she kinda deserves that. she changes herself to look more dragony with wings and shit. they both proceed to breathe fire at each other. the knights rush in.

senna starts getting enveloped by her own sent back and its getting hot. everyone can see her dragon features growing irl since she basically gave herself an offering. 'ok wanna be a dragon be a dragon.' more scales bigger tail. she coughs up some smoke. she has claws, slit eyes and TINY WINGS FUCK YEAH. senna goes into a tent to alter her dress so the wings have breathing room.

"be honest. how bad does it look." they say she looks cool but probably not good for her. she turns around to show off the longer tail and wings. she tries smacking wheatley a bit with the tail. zen gives her a sleeping potion cause she really needs it lol. how does she sit with that tail?!

[pitbullwithaship]

DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG S2 EP14 (2006 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)

Yay we get to see Donna now!!! I've heard this episode is great, but it is also an hour long. But hey that's the reason I started doing these liveblogs anyway so that I wouldn't get bored after three episodes and give up. AnyWHO time for a bandaid for my broken heart.

Donna!!!

The wedding dress is very pretty

Okay so that girl there is nasty then

LIGHT

WOT

Great first conversation guys truly

THE WOT

I love Donna so much

Love how they just continue staring out the doors

SLAPS HIM I LOVE HER

Sorrow

Aw Donna doesn't understand

His face awww

Slitheen reference

I'm not from Mars I love him

Yells at the driver omg lol

Great start to an episode, sprinting around

Oof the pilot fish hello

Oh dear

I love him he cares so much just randomly

EXPLOSIONS never good

I love Donna so much

YES YOU LOOK LOVELY I love him so much

They're so cute I love the they're best friends

I love the cuts between the story and what actually happened its hilarious

Aww they had the reception without her that's sad

Oh that's Nerys

Starts fake crying to get them to stop mood

Torchwood, seriously

Rose flashbacks, he's so sad and tragic

CHRISTMAS TREE

Dramatic music

That's a weird ass spider alien

4H SUMS YOU UP DOCTOR

I love Donna

Creepy green hallways yay

Very seriously stands on a scooter

I love Donna and the Doctor so much lol they're so cute

That's weird

Unheard of lol

SHE GLOWS

HE GOES ABSOLUTELY INSANE WHEN HE FIGURES IT OUT OMG LOL I LOVE HIM

I'm not about to lose someone else he's so sad and tragic

DINOSAURS

Dramatic hissing

Oh shit Lance what!!!

Aww poor Donna, that fucking sucks. I hate him now he hurt her feelings

Awww poor Donna don't cry girlie

Aww he's so soft to her now

I love him

Hydroplanes him with sci-fi shit

BACKSEAT DRIVER

Hey its the surfboard thingy

Oh dear

Oh spider lady is a jokester then

LANCE STOP BEING MEAN YOU FUCK

Okay so he's dead now

Oof

I love them so much they're hilarious

WATER

The itsy bitsy spider ran up the water spout...

He's so tragic

Wow that's a fragile ship

I love them they're the best friends ever

Oopsie

He's so soft I love him so much he's so cute and kind I love him Do You Understand

They're so cute I Love Them

ITS BEAUTIFUL AND ITS TERRIBLE I LOVE HER

Aww poor lonely doctor

Am I ever gonna see you again? OMG DEATH PAIN

If I'm lucky I love him so much he's so sad I want to hug him

She's very smart, really. Good at people I think

HER NAME WAS ROSE GRIEF

End note I am reminded every time that this show is completely and totally about grief and mourning and the necessity of change and moving on and living in the present and and and and it hurts me every time holy hell

[borathae]

chapter 1

“Thank you good sir” i havent seen this in a serious manner in a long time, and laughed cuz it sounded like 1890s memes 😭 im sorry

pulls the door open with ease. NO WAY I PUSHED AN PULL DOOR BYE U DIDNT HAVE TO ATTACK SOME OF US LIKE THAT 😭 violence i will be meditating

ALSO IS IT TAE OR JIN AAH HOLD ON JOON IS TALL TOO maybe kook??

“I’ve been a student here for quite some time actually” this sits at the same table as "how long have you been 17? a while"

oh it was jooniebug WHY IS OUR PRESIDENT A DICK 😭😭

“At least I don’t look like a stoner from the seventies” JIN STOP, HOBI U LOOK AMAZING

funky what is funky why is funky when is funky where is funky how is funky who is funky

what is she studying to have history and human anatomy together?/srs. ooh literature with different stuff for minor

boi i havent heard the word coolio in a decade, the last time probably while reading ff in 2014

oh my god its the bad boy. is it yoongi? YES I WAS RIGHT

4 HOUR LECTURE ON ONE TOPIC?? BOI I WOULD HAVE DIED AND RESURRECTED IN THAT TIME. i have 2 hour lectures with 5 minute after an hour and its amazing

"No reason really”, *plays why u always lying meme

Hoseok agrees with a quirk of his perfectly styled eyebrow. YES HIS EYEBORWS ARE HOT AS FUCK

ofc kook is a sports major

rest of the Alpha dirt”, damn hoseok really got beef with them

status from royal blood? eww hoseok is slay for that *me acting like i wasnt being a thot while reading yoongi, tae, kook drabbles/oneshots

FUCK SOCIETY

“Dear lord, give me strength”, jin and joon with bangtan

JIMIN WTF U WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIL FLUFF BEAN *bitch stop u knew how they were in the beninging(yes i misspelled for the meme) YES KICKING IN THE SHIN SUPREMACY

what is a hacky sack? i found out its a game? but what is he exactly studying lol?

also its the way she is making friends and talking to people LIKE SHE SPOKE WORDS YALL could never be me, sure i would have asked someone to help me to my classes but i wouldnt be talking after that, would have said im busy even though im not

if you would excuse me, but you’re quite weird, BYE IM LEAVING THE EARTH THIS IS THE 2ND TIME IM EMBARRASSED you can find me in 134340 business days, where i will be rotting under my blankie bye

“Perfect, now that everyone is welcomed accordingly. an example of when theater theaters in the most theater form

It leaves you wondering what he meant with that. u know what he meant by that, this is where you do the whole twilight thing

“I feel I just witnessed a man high on three different drugs theatre kids in a nutshell (apparently people on tumblr are either gay, english major or a theatre kid, and i sent the meme to my friends, guess what they said................... "looks like you fit all three category" our schools dont have it, but im apparently a theatre kid to them 😭)

WHY DOES THIS MAN WANT TO KILL ME SHUT UP I HATE YOU GO AWAY *gets closer again

How is he walking that quietly you walk with your entire feet, part by part, like in those "special" shoes ads, that helps in reducing sound. slow yet quick

“well, that is indeed a predicament.” oof so elegant, classy, AND RUDE (there 2seok, happy?)

your voice actually comes out squeaky. girl mine would have came quiet yet squeaky way before 😭

BABY CONNECT THE DOTS HOW DID THEY GET THAT FAST QUIETLY??

let’s get the 1860 one.” IS SHE THAT SPECIAL?? WHATS GOING ON AAAH

Seokjin actually answers him with a quiet “yeah!” OFC HE WOULD DO THAT

THEY GOT DEAD BODIES IN THE FREEZER

If you died here tonight EXACTLY U GONNA DIE BYE GIRL, YOU WILL (NOT) BE MISSED jk jk lol

ig kook is scared of girls *eww that was cringe bye Maybe he just needed to take a really urgent shit OH MY GOD PLS😭😭 this is going to stay in my mind forever, everytime i see him running im gonna think of this no doubt

“exactly, that is the reason. He is really shy.” aww such a shy lil bean OK BUT IK THATS NOT THE REASON *inserts suspicious hobi eyes

you must have the crispiest oxygen sounds like an indian water ad, that said "more of oxygen " Arrey yaar h2o water has not turned into h2o2 toxic hydrogen peroxide 😭

i love ur descriptions, they are very picturable and i love the vibes. it is soo good, i could smell the place? the seats, library, just the university smell, restaurant. it was great. i dont think my words do any justice lol

NO WAY I PUSHED AN PULL DOOR BYE U DIDNT HAVE TO ATTACK SOME OF US LIKE THAT 😭 violence i will be meditating

I think this is like a universal human experience to push a few pull doors lmaooa

ALSO IS IT TAE OR JIN AAH HOLD ON JOON IS TALL TOO maybe kook??

questions over question mhmhmmhm

oh it was jooniebug WHY IS OUR PRESIDENT A DICK 😭😭

QUESTIONS OVER QUESTIONS INDEED

what is she studying to have history and human anatomy together?/srs. ooh literature with different stuff for minor

honestly? i gotta be honest with you, don't think too deeply about the logistics of her studies. i chose her courses for the sake of plot and nothing else LMAOAO

boi i havent heard the word coolio in a decade, the last time probably while reading ff in 2014

coolio still slaps like 10/10 word (also you see how I made them using "outdated" words wink wink almost as if they were from a different time wink wink)

oh my god its the bad boy. is it yoongi? YES I WAS RIGHT

BADBOY YOONGI AWOO

Hoseok agrees with a quirk of his perfectly styled eyebrow. YES HIS EYEBORWS ARE HOT AS FUCK

THEY ARE THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT

ofc kook is a sports major

djjfja thinking back, it makes no sense for him to also study JFJDAFJ (you'll understand it later fasdjfj)

JIMIN WTF U WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIL FLUFF BEAN *bitch stop u knew how they were in the beninging(yes i misspelled for the meme) YES KICKING IN THE SHIN SUPREMACY

HAHHHAHAH he may have tricked you fadjfjas

what is a hacky sack? i found out its a game? but what is he exactly studying lol?

yes it's a game fakdsfka in theory he studies dance PLEASE don't think too much about the logistic I literally just went with vibes

also its the way she is making friends and talking to people LIKE SHE SPOKE WORDS YALL could never be me, sure i would have asked someone to help me to my classes but i wouldnt be talking after that, would have said im busy even though im not

i get both sides like i would want to make friends but would be too scared that they would hate me FADJFJ if people like 2seok talked to me though? helloooooo :)

if you would excuse me, but you’re quite weird, BYE IM LEAVING THE EARTH THIS IS THE 2ND TIME IM EMBARRASSED you can find me in 134340 business days, where i will be rotting under my blankie bye

hahahahhaha this part is actually so embarassing bHAHAHHAHAHAH

“I feel I just witnessed a man high on three different drugs theatre kids in a nutshell (apparently people on tumblr are either gay, english major or a theatre kid, and i sent the meme to my friends, guess what they said................... "looks like you fit all three category" our schools dont have it, but im apparently a theatre kid to them 😭)

i don't get the hate on theater kids, all I see is people who don't fit into the "societal norm" and are therefore labelled as weird losers. we don't have stuff like "theater kid" or "sports kid" in Austria either becuse school is solely there to study not to offer clubs but I still never understood the weird hatered some clubs get in America jfdjfa

THEY GOT DEAD BODIES IN THE FREEZER

👀👀👀👀

ig kook is scared of girls *eww that was cringe bye Maybe he just needed to take a really urgent shit OH MY GOD PLS😭😭 this is going to stay in my mind forever, everytime i see him running im gonna think of this no doubt

as for now it seems like he is ooooh 👀

“exactly, that is the reason. He is really shy.” aww such a shy lil bean OK BUT IK THATS NOT THE REASON *inserts suspicious hobi eyes

SUSPICIOUS INDEED MHHHHM

i love ur descriptions, they are very picturable and i love the vibes. it is soo good, i could smell the place? the seats, library, just the university smell, restaurant. it was great. i dont think my words do any justice lol

OMGG THANK YOU!! gosh this is actually such a big compliment :( I'm so happy to know that I managed to really make you exprience the place gaaah thank you for this review heheh 💜💜

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fuck it discord rant with no context (feel free to ask for context) about my last session

AAAAAAAAa

ok little context: mark and cassidy driving home from mission where the anarch party they were investigating got raided by camarilla so they have to take the long way home. also, mark juts got a text from sampson that they need to talk. otherwise good luck making sense of this if u havent heard mark rants before.

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Mark learned: -Cassidy turned in 1853 california -loves older western movies, NOT spaghetti westerns except once upon a time in th west -loves detective novels; steven king -has larger goals that he doesnt want to say due to mark's sire having a short leash on him lol -guessed mark was about 5 years dead, mark told him it was less than a year. cassidy was pretty surprised lol -cassidy asked marks goals and what he wanted. mark talked abt goals of stability, and knowing whats going on in the city. talked around it but basically said he also wanted someone he felt he could actually talk to T_T This is what inspired lighter covnersation abtmovies and books -cassidy invited him to WATCH A MOVIE W HIM AT THE CINEMA LOVE WINS (NOT A DATE FOR SURE UNLESS?) -

Now its time to talk to sampson on the next night

due to something julius did mark has to shelter some anarchs in the sewers on his territory. he made it clear the SEWERS only. theyve been moving in.

anyway marks goes to the bar. theres some sketchy ppl outside .oh god. anarchs not listening to directions? THATS CRAZY. Anyway the bar is closed early. it has blinds. many locks. sampson lets mark in and is like. dude. wtf are these people around. ive been seeing htem around and we figured out they were vampires and you said htis place would be safe?? i cant keep doing this???

he's like i know its not all always your fault or things happen in spite of you but what am i supposed to do? i cant live like this again? what am i supposed to do?? And marks just like look anarchs have been moving in city wide ill deal with this and . sampson presses and hes like deal with them how. and marks like IDK kick them out? kill th- and sampsons like YES KILL THEM you killed that one random person cant you kill kindred on your territory?

like OOF that 1 ONE murder lives in his head dsakjfsfdkjds

he's crying, also, ends up saying 'after all this i dont want to talk to you again, i know you bring me stuff to keep me alive' and then be breaks down MORE like REALLY sobbing

so mark gives him a little time to compose himself. then gets all cold and is basically like. so be it. ill still have to see you monthly, but we can try to limit it. but then sampsons like. "I dont know. I just. dont know what to do. i cant sleep with these guys out there all the time" and mark is like "do you want me to deal with them right now?" and smaspons like "yes" so. mark leaves to deal with them!

he grabs piece of shit tony who is supposed to be helping manage this territory. tony says the guys claimed he invited him there, so mark has to explain how they are allowed in the sewers but no where else. and that he wants the three in front of the plaza dealt with Tonight. they work out a deal. tony drives around collecting ghouls and plays this song.

the ghouls are wearing ski masks and have various weapons. he assigns them an order. and turns up the music and they start FUCKING those guys up. first guy modified his glock to be semi automatic? one gets downed immedaitely. 3 other ghouls approach with melee weapons. one gets killed sadly but all the kindred who were loitering by the bar get torpored in short order. Tony is pissed and yells at a corpse about whose gonna pay to replace his ghoul? Ooffff. but yeah mission done. tony says to mark to get out of his car.

He does so. returns to bar. SESSIONEND

SESSION END!

THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET TO TALK! im sure they are shook by the Incredible Violence outside but whatever

DSLKFJDSLFSD

[chronic-ghost]

Hello 👋🏻

Hi ! I hope I'm not bothering you. Just wanted to pop into your ask box and tell you that I really enjoy reading your fics! I've been a fan of pedro pascal for some time now and I really really love reading your take!! Esp on Javi in liar liar! It was really funny and you made me laugh so much! Thank you so much for writing and sharing !! I really hope you write more soon! I can't wait to read 🖤

I saw you shared an ask game?? I had some questions? if you don't mind answering that is because I know its been some time since you posted it? Feel free to ignore it if you want.

15 16 29 34 39 41 and finally 69 for Liar Liar

Sorry if they're a lot you dont have to answer all of them! I just couldn't resist.

I love your work ! Hope you have a great day! 🖤

okay so i had to take a minute to read this and reread it and reread it again. You are absolutely NOT bothering me -- I read this after a particularly humbling day at work, and wow, I thought about it the rest of the day. Thank you SO MUCH for reading my work! I am so touched that you are a seasoned pp reader and you find my take unique! It's hard out here for a fic writer so messages like this truly make all the frustration and head-banging that comes with writing really worth it. 💗 you are so sweet and i hope there are good things for you to look forward to!

As for the ask game, I am more than happy to play! :) And if you'd like, you don't have to wait for those games to come around if you have a question about a fic or would like an update! My ask box is always open! Here's your questions:

15. What’s your favorite time to write?

Probably the mornings. I like the mornings the best in general and there's nothing better than starting the day with a good writing flow!

16. Do you write by hand, on your phone, or on your laptop?

oh man, laptop every single time. I write notes or ideas to myself on my phone when I'm in bed and the brain waves are pulsing, but I could never write long form on anything but my computer. I know writers who write everything down first AND THEN type them -- to me that is like god tier writing process. I am a weak, weak woman.

29. What’s something about your writing that you’re proud of?

When I make people laugh. Call it my "fawning" instincts, but I always try and make people laugh in different social situations -- to varying degrees of success. So when people laugh at my dumb jokes in fic, I'm really pleased with myself!

34. How much of your personal life/experience do you include in your fics?

😬 oof y'all are gonna be able to spot my kinks after this. But honestly, it depends on which fandom/situation I'm writing for. I wrote a Midnight Mass fic that was very, very personal to my experiences growing up in Texas around Catholics. On the other hand, I don't have the guts to be, uh, so public as the reader in 'blood makes noise'. I think most of my reader characters are a mix of myself and who I want to be.

39. What’s your most self-indulgent wip?

(oh, honey, they all are) i think it's a tie between (working title) Living Dead Girl, where reader becomes Max's blood donor and (working title) Riders of the Purple Sapir, where Din and reader go on a quest for vengeance against the men who killed her father. The cowboy goth in me is REAL excited about both of those.

41. Who’s your favorite character you’ve written?

Max is quickly becoming the little bug in my ear about most things. He has such a distinctive personality from other Pedro boys, I love it so much. All his little faces kill me.

But I've said this to a friend -- i think half the fun writing for the pedro boys is coming up with a reader character that perfectly meshes with them. What personality traits would drive them up the goddamn walls? What do they need to feel fulfilled in a partner? So if "reader" can count as a character, I really liked the reader in Go Ahead, I Dare Ya and Recovery Road. Just as insane as their counterparts.

69. What are your favorite fics at the moment?

YES YES YES i get to GUSH about the fics that have me gnawing at my cage bars:

Psychomanteum by @whatsnewalycat is literally everything I want in a fic. perfect extensions of the characters from the source media. new problems for them that make you see more facets of their personalities. so.must.fantastic.smut it makes me want to scream. the angst and the grief and the literal haunting of a dead spouse - or a spouse that you lost but maybe didn't ever actually have adsfaksldjf GHOSTS I LOVE GHOSTS. i cannot recommend this fic enough. i am on my hands and knees begging people to read it.

This one isn't pedro specific, but @astroboots's Every Me Every You is like my kryptonite. Every new chapter hits me in a place that I didn't know could hurt while being such a fun throw back to the good ol' days of the MCU. i feel like it's written specifically for those of us who were on tumblr during the 2012 avengers take over. Good times.

For just the sweetest, gentlest Dieter Bravo, please consider @stardustandskycrystals 's Curls. I stumbled across it one night before bed and I was up until like 2AM to finish it. It's adorable and I just need them all to be okay forever and happy and little Charlie is basically my child at this point. Oof!

*takes you by the shoulders* if you even remotely like Prospect or the sci fi genre, I am BEGGING YOU to read Compulsion by @iamskyereads. Like. Like. I cannot formulate words to express how fantastic this piece of fiction is. I want to leave detailed, thoughtful comments but my mind just goes blank after reading it. Her work is truly a staggering piece of world-building and character development. I cannot believe this art is just free for me to consume. i am . . . undone by how good it is. (you should also read her Lie To Me series, insanely good too)

I KNOW i'm missing some so if I forgot yours I am SO SORRY FOR BEING AN IDIOT.

This response ended up being way longer than intended but I hope this show how much messages like these matter to me. Thank you again for reading and I hope my future fics don't disappoint you!

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Bleachers - Bleachers

Initial Thoughts: The album feels deeply introspective. I need to sit with lyrics and vibe to fully form an opinion. No immediate standouts.

1. I Am Right On Time- a solid opening thesis statement. This a Bleachers album, there will be nostalgic references and it will be vaguely (or as of late, more and more overtly) New Jersian. “My mind is mirrors, don’t know what is and what’s reflection. The future’s past and I am right on time,” left an imprint on me. I like the evolution of the band becoming more and more involved in the records. This is a standard Bleachers track, not lacking, but nothing exceptional. 3.5/5

2. Modern Girl- I’m a such a sucker for a saxophone, and it’s responsible for the energy in this song along with the We Didn’t Start the Fire-esque shouty list verses. Would shake my ass to it a bit, guess I’m a Modem Girl. 4/5

3. Jesus Is Dead- The cadence this song is chanted in is not pleasing to my ears. This and the lyrics give off the air of a bad Weezer impression (a poor impression of Weezer or an impression of Weezer when they make bad music? You decide). There’s tiny glimmers of good (“Jesus is dead and so’s New York, I built a place right down the shore. It’s nice”.) and I would bet this song is fun live, but it’s a skip for me. 1.5/5

4. Me Before You- the songwriting reminds me of a classic Bleachers hit even though it’s slower and quieter. Antonoff sings in a breathless manner that fits the yearning lyrics. And I enjoyed the jaunty little outro to take us out. 4.5/5

5. Alma Mater- This was my favorite of the songs released before the album. Love the surprise Lana vocals and there are points that flirt with being Bon Iver falsetto-esque. I don’t really get why we’re screaming “fuck Balenciaga”. It takes me out of the mood of the rest of the song and doesn’t fit. 4/5

6. Tiny Moves - Jack enters his“I Love My Wife” era with this cute little number. It’s not generic, but is missing a really hard hitting lyric or something else to really take it over the top for me. 4/5

7. Isimo - I’m also a sucker for a good “shalala,” which is tastefully tucked in to the sentimental (boulder) lyrics that sound like Jack is rooting just for you. 4.5/5

8. Woke Up Today- A simple love song with some real humdinger lyrics. “Woke up today and I was right, my winning ticket in her eyes”. “But if faith is a chance, then I can believe I would deserve every breath I see you breathe”. Oof, the man is in love. Missing something to really take it over the top for me, but a beautiful little romance. 4/5

9. Self Respect- a sad boy anthem for the ages, with an assist from the always welcome Florence Welch. A boy boygenius-esque depressed wallower. And sometimes I am tired of having self respect. I don’t know if I love the Kobe/Kendall lines but I’ve certainly heard worse things. The random modern references just really snap me out of the mostly nostalgic vibes Jack likes to invoke. 4/5

10. Hey Joe- An Aaron Dessner collab, with Claud vocal! I like this upbeat, but contemplative song. 4/5

11. Call Me After Midnight- I don’t get anything out of this song. It sounds a bit like a The 1975 reject that didn’t need to be on their record or this one. It’s fine enough, it just doesn’t have a moment that hits hard enough to justify its existence. 2.5/5

12. We’re Gonna Know Each Other Forever- this track has a beautiful, captivating instrumental and pleading, pensive words. The narrator feels frozen and helpless and the screams at the end really punctuate the conversation. 4/5

13. Ordinary Heaven- This sounds like a closing track to me, but there’s still one more song left. The vocal layering is well done, but the song is a bit repetitive and long for me and the spoken sample doesn’t add what it needs to add. 2.5/5

14. The Waiter- I find the autotune effect too grating to enjoy anything else about this track. Going to be a skip for me every time, and an unfortunate way to end an album I would overall say I enjoyed. 1/5

Final Thoughts:

I think one of the album’s biggest flaws is that it lacks energy, an abnormal complaint for a Bleachers record. Some artists kill a slow, sentimental ballad (and there are several Antonoff-produced simple piano ballads I’d list as favorites of all time), but Bleachers’ strength for me has always been scream in your car with the windows down anthems (“Don’t Take the Money” isn’t even particularly fast, but I feel it in my soul more than this collection of songs). Releasing both“Tiny Moves” and “Modern Girl” before album release was a misstep when those are the highest the energy reaches on the album and neither of those. There was such a nice run of songs I enjoyed in the last half of the record that was really brought back down by the ending few. There are some songs I will return to, but probably not this record as a whole. The average score was 3.32 and I will keep it there rather than round up or down because I think rounding down is too harsh, but there’s not enough for me to round up. 3.3/5

Top 3:

Me Before You, Isimo, Woke Up Today

What’s Next?

I’m definitely interested in the bonus tracks from this album once they are released on streaming. Hoping to get Deeper Well out quickly so we can fully enter our Cowboy Carter era 🤠. There are a couple deluxe/EP’s that got released last week (Olivia Rodrigo, Hozier, possibly Tyla’s album?👀) that I’d like to get to as well. Next Friday, Orville Peck will be releasing an album as well, so please keep your cowboy hats and fringe securely fastened.

Let me know your thoughts about Bleachers and what upcoming releases you’re excited for!