#its funny cuz i like making up my own headcanons about their sims characters i just dont care about the canon anymore

[yonpote]

honestly... i dont rlly care abt the sims series anymore lmao so i may not finish this video sorry lads come back to me when one of you nearly dies and then yall yap about it for half an hour (joking)

[archivebottles]

Oh shit since no one else asked (i think?) Martin uwu?

OK MY REAL LAST ONE bc i like him

favorite thing about them: BIG PROPS to mr jonny sims for getting me to like this type of character bc most of the time i get like..semi annoyed with how most ppl try to do a character like martin and MY GOD jonny did NOT have to give the archive gayboy mother trauma but he did it to kill me i know it, anyways hes a nice boy but hes still mean and funny and can stick up for himself/yell at his coworkers for being idiots and i like that when he lived in the archives he just like..walked around in his underwear and didnt even flinch having a conversation w his boss in them too, literally despite everything i do like martin blackwood and its ridiculous

least favorite thing about them: wish he had more convos with other people its def implied he was on friendlyish terms w everyone but i would like to see it... sad he never got to use that knife on anyone he deserves it, also someone let martin know spiders suck im a spiderphobe i hate how they crawl

favorite line: “I think our experience of the universe has value. Even if it disappears forever.“, “Nothing hurts here. It’s just quiet. Even the fear is gentle here.” literally so many of martins lines KILL ME also not really a fav line but him saying the lonelys always gotten to him and a lot of what he says in the lonely about everyone being alone but we all survive ALSO kill m

brOTP: i think he should be friends w all the archive crew, but i like a lot of his convos w tim and basira

OTP: jonmartin again cuz im boring

nOTP: him and peter or elias specifically...theres probably more

random headcanon: martin grew out a mullet in s4 bc he stopped taking care of himself while in a deep depression but post 159 jon joked that it aligned with his retro aesthetic and so martin decided to keep it for a while much to jons disdain(as to spite him a bit), when he gets drinks with the crew he always gets colorful fruity drinks and everyone makes fun of him but he’s right theyre the best to get, i have already talked about martins love for his old atari system but like...yeah..he loves that thing, did a lot of sticky note poetry when he lived at the archives, he likes cooking but he is extremely mediocre at it he didnt know how to boil water until he was in his teens but he has the spirit ok(he still burns stuff frequently but he learned a lot cooking for his mom although when he started living on his own it depressed him to make food for only himself)

unpopular opinion: martins not baby or anything hes just a big as a bastard as jon and like his first appearance was him being like i repeatedly broke into this place so i could get information for YOUR SKEPTIC ASS AND I ALMOST DIED, also i do not think martin has a jealously problem or anything ive seen ppl talk about the like him thinking everyone person who said nice things about jon was probably played up a bit bc it was to subtly show that martin was like Into jon, but also like in mag106 they still invite martin to drinks even after roasting his ass so he almost definitely like Stopped after the first time he thought basira or melanie was into jon hes not stupid lol its like not the best thing cuz its like a little annoying for the ppl he asked and COULD become a problem if it got out of control but its not like A Problem u kno he probably was trying to see if he had fallen for a straight dude/someone whos seeing something else since jon is so private, also when elias said that martin manipulated ppl like him that was like...the most obvious dig to be like “oh we are the same im so smart :)” but like...we see martin use his lying and deception skills Specifically For People he is using those skills to survive not like...how annabelle or elias manipulates ppl lol

song i associate with them: fear no more by madeon, dissolve by absofacto, shallows by daughter, the warmth by koda, and its more of a jm song but like...paper boats by darren korb

[fiixerupper]

gamer note headcanons

i saw a funny video and it made me think of Light, so thank my friend for rambling w me about these dorks as gamers, because now this AU exists. ironically light has the least hcs despite this AU happening cuz i thought of him

no Death Note in this ofc, its probs just a more casual and normal setting

Light

- Plays LoL

- I mean

- Do I really have to say more

- Fr tho he played an online game and got killed by L and definitely flipped when he went "gg"

- Lowkey judging you for your choice of games

- I feel like he's the dude fighting in forums about lore or your builds/strats

- So perfect-like irl but online is a whole other story

- Ban-trigger-happy mod yeah I said it, he is SERIOUS about the rules of a server he moderates

L

- Stays up late often if he's invested in a game, sometimes he won't realize how many hours have flown by until a bit of sunlight sneaks through his blinds and hits him in the morning

- I can see him having multiple screens + Monster cans stacked somewhere

- I'm sorry but there's definitely remnants of some snack he just had on his desk or pants

- Voice chat with him is hell because all you hear is him. eating. all. the. time.

- Idk but I think him saving up a ton of in-game currency to get his fav in a gacha game (COUGHcookierunkingdomCOUGH) is cute

- He's a p silent streamer imo, I can't see him really doing much commentary

- Besides maybe when he dies in a multiplayer game and he reads some stuff from chat

- I can see him playing horror games, esp stuff like Friday the 13th, Outlast, Dead By Daylight, and Pacify

- Freezes in silence for a moment when he gets scared before moving on casually

Misa

- I feel like she'd have a cute setup (maybe something like this?)

- Plays The Sims 4 with all kinds of mods for outfits and her house

- And you better believe she has the cutest Animal Crossing house

- And Houseflipper home

- She just LOVES getting to decorate in games honestly, doesn't matter what game it is if she can make it have a bit of that Misa Misa aesthetic she goes for it

- Is it a surprise that she has simps if she streams .

- They are v jealous of Light

- Sometimes she'll talk to him during stream as he's off-screen or he'll be in the background but the camera is like cut off from his upper body

- She def shouts out Light if he also does streaming, girl's gotta support her man after all

Mello

- Oh good lord he can't be trusted in choice-based games

- He is legally obligated to pick the rudest/most violent options

- Doesn't save characters that could easily be saved

- "It's just me, myself, and this gun I found last chapter" is smth he said once when chat begged him to choose a pacifist/nice option just ONCE PLS MELLO

- V chaotic in streams, I can see him being the kind to rage a lot

- If Matt or Near play smth w him it immediately becomes a competition, at the very least to him

- Even if they're supposed to be working together .

- Tbh it does help them sometimes if he rushes to get an item or soemthing first that they actually need to progress

- Is v cocky about his skills in fighting games, cuz Matt taught him all the combos and shit

- Ofc Matt still beats him cuz...c'mon, you can't beat the master

Matt

- Not to meme him to start his hcs off but this dude is definitely a Minecraft player and has roped everyone into playing Among Us at least once .

- I can see him doing casual Stardew gameplay sometimes

- Speedruns almost everything he plays though

- If you play smth like Minecraft w him don't be surprised when he already has diamonds within like...the first hour of playing

- Builds his own PC definitely

- Definitely has a collection of old consoles and games

- Idk why but I can see him loving classic Sonic tbh

- Introduced Near to video games when he was playing Pokémon on the Gameboy I'm calling it

- He has the skills and setup to be that toxic player but tbh I can see him being helpful and nice to ppl that are new to a certain game

- Ofc he will also destroy you in anything vs him but that's just part of the learning process he swears

Near

- Def has a lot of figurines and plushes of his fav video game characters

- Puzzle games are def his favorite

- Chuzzle esp

- Has he named Pokémon after ppl he knows?

- Yeah def, and Misa is not happy to have a Jynx named after her

- Has the habit of staying up late gaming like L, though Mello usually slams the door open to his room and yell at him to go to bed (he's aggressive but he's still an older brother to him in a way after all)

- Probs plays Animal Crossing as well tbh, and has the Kiddie series somewhere in his home)

- Says random lore facts about a game or character sometimes

- I feel like he's a fan of handheld consoles more, I can imagine him out in public just sitting somewhere playing on his 3DS or smth