#its fine tho ill come back from my next genshin hiatus once they finally release Sandrome as a playable character

[ilaiyayaya]

Haha what if I hacked the Genshin Impact servers and hypothetically sent a server-wide message to all players that said "Haha I hackered the gaem and now you hjave to see this message where I tell you to have a very nice day and thank you for-a playing my game! :)" I think that would be funny I think

7 ROLLS AWAY FROM RATE UP PITY! 7 ROLLS!!!!! SURELY I'LL GET CLORINDE TOMORROW, ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY!!! I mean I pretty much have a 100% chance of getting her before her banner ends as long as I get at least 1 roll per day since there's 8 days left but like, I WANT HER NOW!!!!! doing the math starts typing 80085 into my super calculator if I do my dailies and also do a *tiny* bit of grinding each day (open 1 chest) I have a 100% chance to get her before her banner ends, BUT, I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal, so I got a 141 2/3% chance of winning at gambling (that means, tomorrow's the big win!). The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO INVENTED GAMBLING I HATE GACHA GAMES I HATE IT I FUCKING HATE IT!!! I JUST WANT FONTAINE YURI WOMAN #2!!!!!!!!

But, but, see here's the thing, I have god (lots of stellar jade) on my side, and jesus would never let me down, The Bear just knows that tomorrow SAM (I will not call her Firefly I don't care about shinji i only care about the robot shinji is supposed to fucking get in) is releasing in Star Rail, and I have loadsa rolls saved up in that game and also pity because I only roll on like 1 character every 6 months in that game because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT AVENTURINE I DON'T CARE IF HE'S GAY HE SMELLS WEIRD. I'm gonna get the funni epic hot epic funni robot hot robot and also her light cone while only spending 2 rolls total because god, jesus, and the bear all love me very much and want me to succeed in life (predatory gacha games) AND god, jesus, and the bear i need to fucking stop saying that it's becoming a problem i can't get that phrase out of my head getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead are just saving my Clorinde pull for tomorrow, that way I can be extra super happy and get 2 epic vimeo games characters in 1 day, thus tripling my life expectancy! it's so simple, it's not that I have bad luck, it's just that I'm actually the luckiest girl on the whole wide internet and ALL OF MY LUCK IS GONNA HIT TOMORROW ALL AT ONCE AND I'LL GET CLORINDE AND I'LL GET FIREFLY AND ALSO ELON MUSK WILL DIE AND ALIENS WILL COME DOWN FROM SPACE AND GIVE ME 1 BILLION DOLLARS AND UMMM YEA :))))