#its even more embarrassing when its a very obviously christian christmas song like im not religious any morw but these songs arw still good
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liking a christmas song to the point of listening to it on your own time on purpose is SO embarrassing. i might as well shove a candy cane up my ass
#saying you want to fuck santa is less embarrassing#edit. i do not want to fuck santa. thats someone else#its even more embarrassing when its a very obviously christian christmas song like im not religious any morw but these songs arw still good#okay....
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christmas in july
pairing: johnny x reader
genre: fluff
word count: 2k
summary: domestic christmas dad johnny, that’s it, that’s the summary
a/n: i wrote this two years ago so its not great and its bullet point which is annoying but im posting it because i was thinking about domestic dad johnny
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“suh soojin stop throwing snow at your brother we have to go!” you spoke loud and stern trying to get everyone in order because you were already late
you were going to the christmas concert in the park that started 10 minutes ago
you had everything perfectly planned out
or at least you did until your son, hyungsik, refused to leave the house without hot chocolate
or your daughter somehow breaking all of your thermoses the night before while having a tea party
or your fucking husband johnny who existed only to wreak havoc and start a seemingly endless snowball fight
you felt johnny’s arms wrap around your waist and his head rest on your shoulder
“come on yn they’re kids let them play” he hummed into your ear his tone smooth and sweet
“no” you shook him off and walked towards your kids clapping your hands as you spoke “we have to go i am not missing the concert for the fifth year in a row because of you guys”
finally they listened, swishing their mittens together to get rid of the snow and running off in front of you with their infinite supply of energy
you lived in a small town so the concert was about a 10 minute walk away if your family didn’t decide to take any detours
something of which was inevitable
you were stopped first to buy santa hats for the whole family which johnny said we’re absolutely essential
then obviously you needed candy canes
and of course marshmallows for the hot chocolate
but other than that it was a no distractions walk
you walked into the park and to your relief the band was still playing christmas music that you’ve already heard 1000 times that month
you and johnny sat on a hay bale set out as seats at the very back while your kids played in the snow right behind you
you listened intently as a loud rock version of deck the halls blasted from the speakers on the small stage
for about 3 minutes
and then the song ended
the lead singer took the mic off the stand and began to speak once the scattered applause from the frozen people in front of you ended
“that’s the end of our show thank you so much for coming. merry christmas everyone”
they left the stage
your head dropped into your hands
you had missed another year
at this point you don’t know why you kept trying
johnny softly moved your hands away from your face and lifted your chin so your eyes met his
“next year okay” he said in a soft mutter, his nose and cheeks tinted pink from the cold
you nodded with a sigh and went to get up and walk all the way back home
before you could move johnny grabbed the ends of your scarfs and pulled you into him
he kissed you softly trying to cheer you up
and of course it was working
even though it was happening while you were sitting on itchy cold hay and groups of loud people were leaving around you
it was nice
or at least it was until your daughter chucked a snowball at the both of you
when you turned to look at her she was glaring a hand on her hips “there’s children around, y’know! no one wants to see that!”
ah the homemade cock blocks strike again
johnny leaned down and rolled up a snowball with his bare hands tossing it back at your daughter
“this means war soojin” he said in a over expressive triumphant voice making your daughter laugh and begin to stock pile snow balls into her pockets so she could have quick ammo
johnny got up from the hay bale and ran towards your son getting an “alliance” as he called it before picking him up on his shoulders handing him snowballs so he could throw at both you and soojin
one badly aimed snowball by johnny went flying past you and hit an old lady in the distance who glared back in surprise
when her eyes met his he ran.
child on his shoulders and all
“sorry” you waved to her hearing an angry mutter in response
your head fell into you hands again
once again your childish husband embarrassed you in front of the whole town
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it was 9pm when you got off work and driving home in the snow was a pain
it was almost pitch black when you pulled up to your house, you sighed as you got out of your car hating the extreme cold
you hit your boots against the edge of the door to get the snow off before opening the door and entering your warm cozy house
while you were gone johnny and the kids had decorated it
which is why it looked a little bit of a mess
but you still loved it
shivering from the chill of the cold you shrugged of your jacket and took off your boots
quiet christmas music played in the front room where you assumed johnny was still decorating
a box sat on the stairs filled with decoration so you decided to help
you were about half way through the box when you heard johnny’s angelic voice begin to sing
outshining the song on the radio
“oh holy night, the stars are brightly shining”
his voice made your heart skip a beat
it was so peaceful and beautiful that you didn’t want to interrupt
you continued decorating swaying to the music as you went along
“fall on your knees, oh hear the angels voices. o night divine, o night when christ was born”
how did you get so lucky
eventually his voice brought you closer to him wanting to hear more
he was hanging the last of the decorations on the tree not hearing you come in
quietly you walked over and hugged him from behind, arms around his waist and cheek against his back
he jumped a little but relaxed into your touch
to your dismay his singing stopped leaving only the quiet radio
“hey baby” he hummed turning around so he could hug you back and rest his head on top of yours
“keep singing” your voice was slightly muffled from the sweater on his chest “you’re going to make me a christian”
he laughed and paused for a second listening to the song before singing again
“chains shall he break for the slave is our brother and in his name all oppression shall cease” he sung beautifully swaying both of you slowly back and forth
“fall on your knees, oh hear the angel voices o night divine, o night when christ was born o night divine, o night, o night divine” the calm aura and his honey smooth voice made your eyes droop and his arms tighten around you pulling you even closer
he kissed the top of your head before singing again until the song ended
“i love you a lot” you hummed into his chest and you felt his heart speed up as well as his small loving chuckle
“i love you too”
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johnny took a sip of coffee adjusting his over sized and useless glasses as if they actually helped him see (he claimed they made him look like an intellectual) as he looked through the flyers
he shifted the flyer over to you pointing to a robot at the top “don’t you think hyungsik would love that”
“johnny we got all their gifts, we still need to get something for your parents and we’re already over budget” you yawned out rubbing your tired eyes and taking a sip of your own coffee to try to wake you more
“but yn~” he whined, even though he was a grown adult and you couldn’t help but roll your eyes “okay, i don’t appreciate the sass”
“you’re such a child” you scolded playfully and kissed his pouting lips
“don’t you want our creations to be happy baby” he asked still pouting despite the the kiss, holding the flyer right in front of your face
“oh my god fine” you huffed grabbing the flyer and folding it up, he did a silent cheer “but you have to find something under $50 for your parents”
“that’s fine my mom just knitted you an ugly sweater” he said laughing at the end and your mouth fell open in a shocked oh
“MY MOM KNITTED YOU AN UGLY SWEATER TOO” you yelled out happily, hoping you didn’t wake the kids
“we’re going to look so awful this christmas” johnny laughed out “this is amazing”
“i can’t believe your mom hates me that much” you laughed as well, taking a bite of toast
“what? no. she doesn’t hate you, she just loves knitting” johnny stole the toast out of your hands and took a bite but after a second he choked “wait a minute..”
“does that mean your mom hates me?” he cried out a frown gracing his face “i thought we had something special”
you shook your head in response “she doesn’t hate you she’s just pretty sure you’re an alien and she doesn’t trust you”
“yn what the fuck”
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he had strategically planned this out
watching your patterns when you walked through the house
analyzing trends and odds to figure out where to put it
well actually he just placed mistletoe everywhere
obnoxious christmas music blasted through your house
people were everywhere with mugs of eggnog and hot chocolate
his plan was perfect
and yet he couldn’t find you
“what are you doing man?” mark came up to johnny who was standing alone placing his left hand on johnny's shoulder, a mug in his other
“searching,” johnny answered immediately his eyes refusing to stop scanning the room to look at mark
mark hummed in response then took his hand away from johnny’s shoulder “wait, why?”
“i had a perfect plan and it’s getting ruined” johnny muttered frustrated watching another couple kiss under the mistletoe he had set up for you
finally he spotted you happily talking to some friends a small smile grew on his face now that he could go through with his plan
he watched you move around the room from friend to friend beautifully smiling and laughing making his heart skip a beat
“dad,” soojin whined, tugging on his sleeve to get his attention but he didn’t break his eyes away from you
“not now soojin, daddy is plotting” he said a mischievous smile on his face
“you’re so weird” she mumbled before walking away a wave of her hand over her shoulder
it took a few minutes for mark to catch on to what was happening
“you are aware she’s your wife, and this plan is stupid, right?” mark teased
“and your opinion is unwanted” johnny responded
just when he did, your head turned to him having felt eyes on you
you met his eyes and smiled softly, waving, making his knees feel weak, still not used to your charms after all these years
as soon as you stopped talking to the guests johnny walked over to you and tried to gesture you into directions were mistletoe hung but each time you turned and went the wrong way
he didn’t know what he did wrong
he thought he planned this perfectly
but nothing was working out
you noticed johnny’s plan after the first few small pushes in the direction of the mistletoe and from that point on you tried to tease him
you saw his frustration and pout growing as well as him trying to hide his disappointment at the same time
you made sure to avoid the mistletoe the entire time
by the end of the night johnny had given up and stuck to just holding your hand sadly
together you said goodbye to the guest as the all left
mark patting johnny on the back saying a “better luck next time buddy” before leaving
johnny sighed when everyone was gone and began to walk back into the house to clean up
“hey johnny” you spoke quickly before he could walk away gaining his attention
on your tip toes you attempted to hold mistletoe that you had stolen from the walls over his head
he smiled so brightly when he saw immediately falling into a kiss with you
you couldn’t have wished for a better christmas
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