#its backwards but i kinda dgaf

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ugh starting off the ep with nikhil’s uggo mug. 

LMAO REALLY NIKHIL? YOU DON’T GET IT? YOU STILL DON’T GET IT, AFTER YOUR GIRL AND THE “WEDDING PLANNER” PRACTICALLY GOT TO SECOND BASE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU????????????????

lol i’m really loving anika’s “dgaf” break up style tho. may we all be blessed with it while casting away the fuckbois who haunt us. 

lmaooooooo she lapsed into mooneyes for a sec there, surely thinking about last night’s pool shenanigans. 

goddddddddddddd girl, could you stop throwing this damn kismat line at every damn man (other than omkara, who seems to be the only one who seems to get it.) 

ok she should have def bought om or gauri along. nikhil’s starting to react like every fucking asshole does when broken up with. 

lol she still dgaf tho. 

lmao, nikhil’s last ditch attempt: “shivaay kya sochega??????” 

lololololol. get fuckt, fool. 

god this dude’s eye-widening waala acting is so yuck. 

A+ to prinku who wants to say A LOT OF THINGS to her brother re: his dumbassery, but is wisely keeping mum, but cannot quiet down HER FACE. 

RETURN OF THE OLD ANIKA MUSIC. *weeps tears of joy* 

god it’s so good to see her so happy. 

also, surbhi said she had wisdom tooth issues while shooting this day. i see it. her face looks kinda puffy and she’s kinda clenching her teeth on that one side. 

i don’t like how this shivaay is so... pheekaaaaaa. like old shivaay would be intrigued and kinda try to get it outta her and challenge her. this one is just like yeah ok whatever. 

haaaye with all the times she’s saying “billu”, kaan taras rahein hain to hear her sing a billu ki shaadi hogi type song. 

that momentary flash of puppy eyes tho. 

fiddling with his kapde when nervous is his tell in this universe. 

she cute af. 

does he sign a lot of things “billu”? ki ainvayi “galti” se ho gaya??? 

i’m as resigned and pakaoed at all this bullshit kismat talk as he is. 

ok she came right out and said it. thank god. 

(please god please don’t play the biwi no 1 music after this moment.)

“main nikhil se shaadi nahi kar sakti.” “kyun nahi kar sakti? jab mujhe problem nahi hai toh tumhe problem kyun hai?”

LMAO COZ YOU’RE NOT THE ONE GETTING MARRIED TO THAT LOSER??????????? MATLAB WHAT LOGIC IS THIS? 

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas return of The Faraq Games!!!!!!!!!!! 

ah man caps aren’t capturing his microexpressions coz they’re super fleeting but fuck that is NOT the face of a man who gives no Faraqs. fuckkkkkk, my heart. 

also the way he’s super softly saying “faraq nahi padega”, as if to convince himself more than her. THE ANGST. 

SHE’S BACKKKKKKKKK. 

lmaoooooooooooooo it splashed on surbhi almost equally. she said in the BTS that jaise taise she just wiped it off and continued with the scene.

her daant chabaane (non-toothache related) waala gussa tho. you better watch out billu. 

lol glass bhi tod diya jaate jaate. 

SO MUCH CUTE, I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goddamnit there goes my shivri moment of gauri calling him jiju out of her own volition. anika’s forcing her to call him jijaji, ugh. 

what a face, lord. god was truly in the best of moods when he made it. 

lmao om whipping out that phone as if he’s a new mom waiting for baby to say its first words. (coaching her too!) 

OMG I STILL GOT MY JIJU MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #blessed

I LIVE. JUST LOOK AT GAURI THROWING UP PEACE SIGNS WHILE POSING ALL HAPPILY NEXT TO HIM.

lmao @ shivaay’s completely nonplussed face at sudden and unexpected acquisition of new baby sis tho. 

oh hey wazza tejvi! you exist! 

i’m so so so happy om has a good and healthy relationship with his dad in this universe. no really, so fucking happy. 

lmao the gossip has reached tejVi in london. no doubt via rudra. i’m willing to put money on it.  

loving om relishing in shivaay’s squirming at the interrogation. 

i’d grown tired of hating tej, who’s played by suchhhhhhh a likable actor. i’m glad he looks to be a positive character and a good father figure in this universe. 

could you not please???? your “i don’t give a Faraq” statement is falling apart rapidly.

lol. he almost wants to laugh, but he’s also flustered and in love with her, but also mad at being cornered like this.

(they fucking ruined it by playing that garbage biwi no 1 music tho.) 

om’s tinyyyyyyyyyyass wink at prinku ugh why is he soooooooooo cuteeeeee.

tejVi are all of us. confused af. 

anika’s reallllllllllly milking this to the max lmao. 

trollololol. 

OH NO. I JINXED IT. TEJ IS KIND OF A PUSHY “SHARMA JI KA BETA” TYPE. WHYYYYYYYYYYY????? IT WAS GOING SO WELL. OM DESERVES A GOOD SUPPORTING FATHERRRRRRRRRRR. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. 

ugh added layer of heartbreak for shivaay, who just said “aap mere sagge maa-baap se badhkar hain.” why tej? why you gotta break my heart in every universe like this?????????/// 

BLESS THIS BOY. TOO PURE. THIS SHOW, THIS INDUSTRY, AND ESP. THIS DAD DO NOT DESERVE HIMMMMMM.

tej has some serioussssssssssssss jealousy issues with shivaay and he needs to get the fuck over it. 

oh ho, shivaay is on “kuch nahi chupaata” lvl with jhanvi? (or so she seems to think.) interesting. 

ohhhhh boy, old tadi waala shivaay music. mentally preparing myself for a phone-phenk. 

who’s he calling? 

STOP FUCKING CALLING NIKHIL. LORD. 

i am loving how much nirmal anand she’s taking in calling him “jiiiiii” and billu ji. 

the way his eyes get all half hooded and he just lets himself hope and believe for the tiniesttttttttttt second that all of it is true and real. 

oh ho, he intends to be the mira to her krishna. forever devoted to her, never considering another spouse. 

also, lol @ that step he took backwards when she stepped forward. i loveeeeee it. good. be intimidated. or do you just not trust yourself to not jump her, like you did last night? 

unexpected boner due to ziddi and challenging wife. 

ok what’s the angle with these lillies now? 

god what’s this cockroach chutiyaapa tomorrow????????

lmao @ om shouting “main kuch karoon kya???????” and gauri being like STFU AND LET JIJU HANDLE IT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! at him.