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thebattleofstarcourt · 4 years ago

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look i know pjo only sucks slightly less than hoo but at least pjo had some pretty fucking powerful, intelligent quotes. hoo was a walking shitpost with half the characters having at max, a 5th grade education

#of course most of them came from a drunk or a decieving 10 yr old girl #ull have to guess who im talking about #ok but does jason know how to read..#i know theres a headcanon that nico cant read english but he prob can just not very well #anyways who would teach jason? reyna? she got kidnapped by pirates at like age 5 #considering that hazel went to a segregated school during ww2 she probably her education is probably equivalent to a 5th grader #lets not forget that annabeth literally ran away at age 7 so she pretty much self-taught herself everything #knowing annabeth the fucker probably jacked up on the stem and greek history courses and nothing else #its all wise girl this wise girl that until u ask her what a similie is and then she breaks #anyways leo is pretty much a certified genius so it doesnt matter that he moved around so much hes just smart as fuck lol #that means percy piper and frank are canonically the most educated #eh u could argue leo counts too #hes just smart no proper education needed #anyways jason is dumb as FUCK lmao #as i was writing all these i forgot that the original post is about pjo quotes not the 7s education??#can u tell i dont remember any of the actual quotes #i just know they exist #hope survives best at the hearth #thats it #also something about life is scary cause it can end or sum #pjo #hoo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #the seven

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