#its a little less appropriate to make light of dbags who have killed real people

[myriadism]

Me whenever I have to listen to some TV serial killer: hey hey everyone come get a load of this asshole! *putting out snacks and pointing loudly like it's the superbowl* yo look at this chump who thinks it's cool killing people with fuckin Knives or some shit--- Go back to the 1500s and stab someone for the pope why dontcha!! Hah this dumbass has only offed 30 something people, can you believe that? And he could've just studied up and worked on the Manhattan project for free! What a doofus! Hey what's ur silly blood time pseudonym Mr murder man? *jeering and guffaws* lmao lord this rat bastard is too much what does he have formative trauma?? Pffffft my ol granny aunt's got more trauma that that buddy and she makes motherfucking quilts you SPecTACUlar DoucheBAG *eyes roll out of my head*