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#Pip is a relatively big bird#I guess#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp spoilers#tdp s6 spoilers#fandom crack#its a joke lads π
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im having au ideas again. what if mike was transfem? but like in the 80s?? where (s)he and the lads are hanging out and they're all complaining about stuff like teenagers do and Mike's just like "yeah omg do you guys ever wanna chop your dick off?? its like an all the time thing right??"
and they're like "what no wtf?" and mikes just like "oh lmao I was Joking haha" (but they know (s)he wasn't like bro mike is such a bad liar)
and cuz my tormentors are good people they just collectively agree to help mike out
plot twist tho: Mike is like all about being a macho manly man (bc it's the only way (s)he knows how to cope with it) so mikes friends know she's trans before she does lameowjskslakek
and then mike goes on a journey of self discovery and finds she actually really likes being feminine and wearing cool skirts and dresses and her friends are like "GO BESTIE GO WE LOVE YOU" and Mike's all like "I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE ππ"
and then freddy mask punches a transphobe
and bonnie mask calls mike his "sweet, darling girl" and mike starts sobbing bc she's never felt so loved in her life???
and then evan introduces her as his big sister and Elizabeth calls her sissy
and chica mask (who's nb in my au) is just very proudly watching the baby trans discover herself ahhh
i have feelings again π₯²
anyway off to write a journey of self discovery haha!!
#dev posting#nxbΓΈdy_h3re.#my stuff#michael afton#matthew bennett#freddy mask#james watson#bonnie mask#taylor green#chica mask#those are their names btw#me to my characters#I like you *TRANSGENDER BEAM*#trans#transgender#idk what her name would be but thats what research is for baby#if u have suggestions please gib#also it would end up being mike x jeremy x bonnie mask#bc i love that ship ok
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Welp. My predictions were a bit off weren't they? π
Never mind the mental exercise is still fun.
I did mention having the schools have the matching animal before I went off on a tangent however; and while I was nowhere close with Milena I did make a reference to her having an 'unsuitable' deamon and that being the reason they all met so I'll take it as a draw even if its not a win.
Loveing the the story and eagerly awaiting the next chapter. I liked the referance Eskel makes to the succubus, having little in jokes like that always sells a character as far as I'm concerned, it makes it feel like they are an actual person with a life 'off page' as it were.
An Milena, spun whole cloth from your imagination, is as lovely as ever. She may be A Lady (tm) but she is very much a practical yet gracious one rather than the hot house flower of so many of the other noble women we see.
She is the sort of Lady that (if she ended up in a 'normal' marriage) would muck in with the servants and peasants if there was a disaster on the fife. She might not be up to gathering in the harvest but she can certainly look after the children so an able-bodied peasant woman can. Young women in the family way and the lad has done a runner? Down to visit the family with food and hand-me-down clothes.
Maybe not quite Sybil Vimes nΓ©e Ramkin level but give her 20 years and I suspect she'd get there.
You did mention the Schools having matching animals! Do definitely take that win.
I'm glad you're enjoying the fic! And having Milena compared to Sybil Ramkin is a compliment I'm going to just...take over into a corner and cuddle for a while...
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