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tinytveit · 3 months ago

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there's no way i saw bitches going insane over coral island. mobile game animations, dialogue written like they've never interacted with a human, quests telling you to go somewhere you have never been told about, characters i Still don't know the names of because they're So Empty. i dont care that its early access this shit is so janky .

edit: its not. ea anymore? oh. oh my god.

#never mind the price being £25/$30 like No. No Fucking Way #(i was gifted a key so i can yap actually)#callie plays ci #dialogue worse than [i was shot]#its a farm game im gonna put hours into it. if mp is working ill do an mp run with friends (what i was actually gifted it for but no mp yet #buhhhh #music that has position cut offs!!!!!! NO!!!! why do i walk up to the blacksmith and the MUSIC STOPS? NO #certain sound effects not turning down with the volume slider (what the actual fuck) so youll be watering vibing and ur ears.#violently hit with a loud door rattle noise. putting stuff in the chest is still so loud. why? idk. my sound effects are on 1.#i could keep going #the end of day menu screen where the total is green so my brain thinks i should click that to continue (because its the only different -#- colored piece of ui) but actually it does nothing and you have to click the button a the bottom. oh and its on escape. why is it not on e #i dont know. is e used? its rotate. furniture . dont get me started on the furniture #i could rebind it BUT! the esc button is actually the back button so that means to get to the next day you actually press the BACK BUTTON?#the animal crossing nod. absolutely not. why. - the intro quests being so stardew its like you just asked to copy homework

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