#its Jonny appleseed and the lamenites
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Yeah ok but even back when I was like 8 and going to church weekly I still continuously mixed up joseph smith and Jonny fucking appleseed
#ok i knew who Joseph smith was#but i also assumed that the apple guy was joseph smith#sometimes i was just like 'apple guys name was joseph smith right?'#sometimes it was like 'yes og all American prophet j smith put fucking apples all over the place yup'#also since i dont care anymore i very frequently say jonny smith and i KNOW its because of this#yeah sorry im exmormon posting rn#i found the quadruple religious mormon texts book that my dads exwifes parents gave me when i got baptized#and for some reason ive decided to be uncharacteristically positive on the whole mormon thing#the book is really pretty. thats what im blaming it on. its a nice color and they like engraved my name on it#or... whatever you call it when its on a book cover#like i don't believe in the whole mormon thing. but the book is cool and i liked it as a kid and also i want to read it and see wtf it SAYS#because i spaced out for at least 65% of church class and i have shit memory#its Jonny appleseed and the lamenites#oh more positive church memories- sprinting around in the dark at 10pm when i was supposed to be on cleaning duty#yeah i dunno#๐ช#religion tw
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