#its 4k of line dancing and 10k of smut pretty much

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you can keep your boots on baby (I'm a woman not a lady)

explicit | robin buckley / chrissy cunningham | read it on ao3

inspired by @riality-check's brilliant "save a horse, ride an ex-jock"

“Okay, Eddie,” Chrissy says, for probably the hundredth time that night, as she paces Eddie’s apartment. “So, you know the plan-”

“Chris,” he says, with a sigh, as he reaches out to grab her shoulders to stop the pacing. “I know the plan. And I’m telling you, if everything you’ve told me about this coworker of yours is correct you aren’t going to need a plan at all. You just need to show up and make a few flirty remarks and she is going to be putty in your hands.”

Chrissy nods, because as much as she hates when this happens, Eddie’s probably right. “Okay,” she says, with an exhale of breath. “You’re totally right. I’ve got this. It’s not like I don’t know how to flirt, right? I mean, hello, I’m Queen Chrissy. Right? It can’t be that much harder just because she’s a girl. Right Eddie?”

Eddie nods back, sagely, completely false bravado as Chrissy well knows. “You got it, doll!” he teases, his accent starting to slide back the more they talk, and claps her on the back a few times. “Now, how’s this?”

He steps back and turns to show off his outfit, and it’s definitely… country adjacent. For Eddie, it’s probably the best it’s going to be, with combat boots instead of cowboy and black jeans instead of light wash, and he’s torn the sleeves clean off his flannel.

“Very good,” Chrissy says with a nod. “If country-metal was a genre, you’d be at the very top.”

“That’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to me,” Eddie grumbles, as he gestures to her. “Now you.”

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Your ARMY Noona’s Fanfic Rec MASTER LIST (updated 5/13/18)

So as much as I LOVE writing BTS-oriented or K-pop fanfics in general, I have always wanted to compile a BTS Masterlist of Fanfiction writers and fics. I’ve read so many over the years but these are a few that stand out to me. I’ll continue to update as I read more or add to the list (or remember where the hell I wrote them down at) so for now, please enjoy the works of these incredible fantastic writers!

(Credit to all the writers listed as these descriptions and works are theirs)

~Your ARMY Noona ❤

 ☆ ☆@endearkim ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Pyramids” 

Description: It didn’t matter how many times you slapped yourself, but when those eyes of his landed on you, it was like life had stopped.

Rating: M

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Wordcount: 10k+

➤ “Aqueduct”

Description: You were a little more than enamored with the sun.

Rating: M

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Wordcount: 10k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @seokkbuns ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Wanted”

Description: His voice was powerful, commanding, catching your attention without any extra effort on his part and even without looking you could tell it was directed at you. Taehyung trembled, and you slowly turned your gaze to the Kelkie standing in the middle of the other two, his dark, doe-like eyes boring straight into yours as he spoke at you in a language you couldn’t understand. Your breath caught in your throat because standing right before you was the most ethereally handsome being you had ever seen

Rating: M

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Wordcount: 10k+

➤ “Inheritance”

Description:  After your grandmother passed she left everything to you. Her house, her fortune, and apparently… her cat? The grumpy male hybrid you encounter at her house is anything but the tame housecat you’d expected to find. Fulfilling your grandmother’s last request to look after him becomes a lot harder when he seems to be avoiding you, and your dissatisfied relatives start stirring up trouble.

Rating: M

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Wordcount: 2.6k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @drquinzelharleen ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Suga Daddy”

Description: Yoongi gives you an offer you can’t refuse.

Rating: M

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Wordcount: 7.8k+

➤ “Close as Strangers” 

Description: You were happy it was your last year of school. That was, until you started tutoring your old best friend Jeon Jungkook, otherwise known as “Mr. Popular.”

Rating: M

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Wordcount: 10k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @kinkjungkook☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Tempting”

Description: Y/N is an angel and a good one at that. She steers clear of the seven deadly sins, especially lust. She is out performing her duties when she runs into a demon. Luckily for her, that demon, Taehyung, doesn’t seem to buy into that whole “Angels and Demons are sworn enemies” idea. But unluckily for her, Taehyung just so happens to be the very embodiment of sin. 

Rating: M

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Wordcount: 10k+

➤ “Soliloquy”

Description: Jimin was a boy who had an affinity for flowers. You were a girl who liked to talk to them. When you both end up in the same place at the same time, it only made sense that you both would have a lot to talk about. It all should have been very simple.

Rating: T

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Wordcount: 5.5k

☆ ☆ ☆ @jiminisalier ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Giving a Hand”

Description:  Your work is not the typical job, you give hand jobs for money, but instead of feeling ashamed by it you’re comfortable with it. Until a man offers you to work in his company, where you would use your abilities to please seven guys.

Rating: M

Pairings: Reader x OT7

Wordcount: 134k+

➤ “Elevator”

Description: You got stuck in an elevator with a stranger boy who claims his name is Vante. You know he is lying, but he is funny and extremely hot, so you let it pass.

Rating: M

Pairing: Reader x Taehyung

Wordcount: 6.5k

☆ ☆ ☆ @taechubs ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Bygones of the Sun”

Description: Jung Hoseok was once the sweetheart of the school, the dance captain whom every girl, including you, can’t help but fall head over heels for. But like the force of the ever-glowing sun, everything that rises must also set. A year of inactivity later and he’s now the school’s resident bad boy. You’re a firm believer of allowing the past be the past, and yet you can’t help but wonder where the risen sun has gone into hiding—because perhaps its shadows have out-shined its own radiance.

Rating: M

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Wordcount: 10.4k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @oppamansae ☆ ☆ ☆

➤“Mission Badboy”

Description:  What if you could win 100,000 Won by giving someone a makeover? But here's the catch – you have 6 months to turn a nerdy, anti-social male into the school's biggest heartthrob.

Rating: M

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader; Hoseok x Reader

Wordcount: 10k+

➤ “Xeno”

Description:  The best part about being an assistant in a lab was watching all new inventions come to life, although sometimes some of them fail, leaving them away in a storage room, never to be bothered with; free for the taking.

Rating: M

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Wordcount: 10k+

➤ “No Regrets”

Description:  Forever, we are young’ – that was Seokjin’s motto. You had never expected to live by it, not until he came up with a bucket list and forced his friends to go on a week-long trip with him during spring break. All of you soon learnt that youth was an adventure, and a great time to make stupid mistakes.

Rating: T

Pairing: Seokjin x Reader

Wordcount: 4k+

➤ "Endgame”

Description: In chess, winning is everything – unfortunately, it is never easy. Y/N knew that as soon as she was ordered to assassinate the ruler of Seoul’s wealthiest mob empire, Park Jimin. The real question was: would she be able to survive this twisted game, all while keeping her identity a secret?

Rating: M

Pairing: Maknae Line x Reader

Wordcount: 5.5k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @chinnychimchim  ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “So It Goes”

Description: Park Jimin knows a lot about humans. of course he does, he studies them for a living. he knows that they say hello by holding hands, and when they say goodbye, they put their arms around each other. but this particular human, he notes, is unlike the rest- stuck in a slump, going about your day praying for the Universe to stage an intervention in the form of an alien abduction. when he decides to finally fulfil your wishes, he finds that you have a little something to teach him about what it means to live life on Earth the way you do: ugly crying, underwear and all. in return, he shows you the possibilities that abound if you simply adopted their mantra: everything is beautiful, and nothing hurts.

Rating: M

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Wordcount: 9.2k+

➤ "Catch Your Death”

Description:  Jung Hoseok has always been your number one antagonist. as a snow leopard hybrid, the only one in the kingdom— you’re always just too much for him— too pretty, too cold, too elegant, too weak to match up to his standards of a competent fighter. so when you’re betrothed to him in a very unusual matrimonial ceremony, its natural that your blood should run cold, because you hate him to the core. Right?

Rating: M

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Wordcount: 5.1k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @imaginethisbts☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Territory”

Description: Dogboy Tae gets extremely possessive when “that time of the month” rolls around and find’s it hard to control his natural instincts and his dominating nature during the monthly occurrence.

Rating: M

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Wordcount: 2.9k+

➤ “Lust & Errors”

Description: Step brother, fuck buddy… They were one and the same now. But what started out as some mindless fucking game, quickly turns into something much more difficult and complex.

Rating: M

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Wordcount: 4.3k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @iq-biased☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Aromatherapy”

Description:  When your holistic hippie friend offers you a free massage at an unheard of health shop, you’re skeptical. But as soon as your masseur Jungkook walks into the room, you realize your outlook on massage therapy is about to completely change.

Rating: M

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader; Hoseok x Reader

Wordcount: 5k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @softjeon☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “Trust Nobody”

Description:  The first thing someone should know about you is that you’re an escort. Yes, you have fucked for money. One day your boss made you an offer you couldn’t say no to. One year - seven boys. One rule: never fall in love.

Rating: M

Pairing: Taehung x Reader

Wordcount: 5.7k+

➤ “Yes Mr. Park”

Description: Nobody had ever made you feel like this - made you feel like submitting so fully. There was an ache burning inside you, that just wanted to say yes to anything your boss would ask of you.

Rating: M

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Wordcount: 4,6k+

☆ ☆ ☆ @httpjeon☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “1-800-Music-Street”

Description:  You’re enchanted by a street performer and then he saves you, resulting in multiple meetings one can only describe as fate.

Rating: M

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Wordcount: 5k+

➤ "Barbarian”

Description:  Your husband, hoseok, comes home from a raid with the need to make you pregnant with his child.

Rating: M

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Wordcount: 2.5k+

  ☆ ☆ ☆ Gimmesumsuga ☆ ☆ ☆

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➤ “Sweeter Than Sweet”

Description:  You would have never expected someone like Park Jimin to notice you; he's handsome, seductive, and totally out of your league. Oh, and a vampire. You're enthralled by him from the moment you meet, addicted to his kiss and his bite, willing to do anything to be by his side - even if it costs you your freedom... and your life.

Rating: M

Pairings: Reader x Jimin; Reader x OT7

Wordcount: 250K+

➤ “Pink Panther”

Description:  Hybrid!AU. Smut with lots of kinks.

Rating: M

Pairings: Jin x Reader

Wordcount: 13k+

 ☆ ☆ ☆ Sugamins ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ "Valentino Summers”

Description: Whether or not Jimin was smuggling drugs really didn’t matter. He was hustling, and these days that was all there was to it.Hustle and survive, or struggle and die.

Rating: M

Pairings: Yoongi x Jimin

Wordcount: 560k+

➤ “House of Cards”

Description: Jungkook is the heir to a mob empire, the most notorious in the whole of Seoul. Taehyung is a rookie sent in to infiltrate by his select team and bring the empire crumbling down."You knew the game and played it, it kills to know that you have been defeated."

Rating: M

Pairings: Taehyung (V) x Jungkook; Jungkook x Jimin; Taehyung x Jungkook x Jimin; Jimin x Yoongi

Wordcount: 390k+

➤ “Taste of Ink”

Description: Jungkook is a drug runner for the largest gang in the whole of Busan: the Sam Yong Pa. One day he bumps into a runner for a rival gang in the next district that has trespassed into their territory: a Geum Sung Pa boy called Jimin. Jimin has a friend, a goon for the rival gang. Taehyung beats people up for a living, and boy, does he look good when he’s doing it.But their blossoming friendships reignite old gang flames and causes the most brutal gang war the country has ever seen. Dragons destroy and stars explode.

Rating: M

Pairings: Jungkook x Taehyung

Wordcount: 128k+

 ☆ ☆ ☆ MissterMia ☆ ☆ ☆

➤ “The Songbird and the Sea” 

Description: In a world where dominance of the sea is an endless battle between pirates and mariners, Park Jimin is content living in his little village on a small, uninteresting island by the eastern mainland. He wants nothing to do with the bloodshed of good and evil, the heartless killing of both innocents and condemned, the constant establishment and disruption of order. What he wants is peace, to live his life in the same town he was born in, to spend his days in the beautiful forest, and to use the powers of his Blessed Rune to nurture the home he loves so dearly.But when his island is attacked by pirates, Jimin will have no other choice than to do as they command and leave all thoughts of peace behind in favor of boarding the Agust, a pirate ship captained by the infamous Min Yoongi, Black Fox of the East.

Rating: M

Pairings: Yoongi x Jimin;  Taehyung x Jungkook; Namjoon x Jin

Wordcount: 255k+

➤ “Sirens Quest”

Description: Park Jimin was never much of a gamer. He’d always figured if people wanted stories, they could pick up books. If they wanted fantastic visuals, go to the movies or, heck, go to a museum. If they wanted to interact with people from all over the world, well, they could just sign up for the foreign exchange student tutoring programme at their school.So when his father got him a copy of Cypher Legends for his twentieth birthday, he decided to try it out only because he knew he’d feel guilty if he didn’t. He didn’t expect much at all, hell, he barely expected to get through even an hour of gaming before he’d lose interest.He definitely didn’t expect to be completely captivated by the gorgeous, fantastic, endless world of Cypher, or to form some of his strongest friendships with the people he met there, and he most certainly didn’t expect it all to happen because of another player called Suga and the beautiful staff Jimin swore he’d get his hands on no matter what.

Rating: M

Pairings: Yoongi x Jimin

Wordcount: 5k+