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eosofspades · 1 year ago

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just unlocked absolute shrimp feelings in the home tonight

tried to kill a mosquito (right above my bed) but it charged right at me and when i instinctively ducked i absolutely SLAMMED my face into my bedframe (sucked), went to the kitchen to get ice (thought i had just hit my face really hard, would bruise), realized i was bleeding (thought it was just a little cut), went to the bathroom to check, flicked on the lights, immediately found that my WHOLE CHIN and mouth were COVERED in blood, and in that moment i experienced what can only be described as a horror protagonist moment

#i know shock is a hell of a thing but also there might be something wrong with me i think bc when i tell you i wasnt even Alarmed #thought i was fine flicked on the lights saw my own extremely bloody face and i wasnt even like Oh God i shit you not my FIRST THOUGHT #WAS JUST 'oh this is SO cinematic“#anyway. like 3/10 experience. points for being a New Exciting Adventure but low score for making me shake and cry and need my mom to #tuck me back into bed #mine #tw injury #i GUESS???#its 430 am rn btw

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