#its 10:40pm i dont wanna walk down to the convenience store. so ig ill just suffer in extremely mild discomfort. like negligible discomfort

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went downstairs to try n find a snack. was unsuccessful (microwave isnt plugged in bc if too much is plugged in half the outlets stop working. and i dont wanna fuck shit up) so i went back upstairs. still hungry but i finished off my snacks earlier today because i am an insatiable little beast. i enter my room. there is a very large roach on the floor just chilling there. like it owns the place. i text the roommate groupchat and acquire help. roach is dead. floor is slippery from raid spray. and im still hungry