#ithoughtwewerefriends

[nighalie]

Luis- “Wow, look at you all dressed up today! You gotta interview or something?” Me - “No, I just wanted to look pretty. Can’t a girl just want to look without needing an occasion” God you guys do I look that homely the rest of the of time, you’re supposed to tell a girl if I’m looking to’ up from the flo’ up 🤣🤣🤣 #ithoughtwewerefriends #coworkers #truthhurts #betterbegladilikeyou #lookingpretty #wakeupandmakeup https://www.instagram.com/p/ClE4b4HvQ8a/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bearrepublicnetwork]

He wouldn’t come to me today. #cat #ithoughtwewerefriends #wanitakashiro #shiga #shigacat #catstagram #catsofinstagram #滋賀県 #滋賀の猫 #滋賀県の猫 (at Wanitakashiro, Otsu-shi) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1h2FgEJi_I/?igshid=1pt002v7dpjv3

[laughhardermotherlover]

You know who you are. And it's fucked.

That fucked up moment when you find out from your friend's mom that your friend is naming her child the name you chose to name your first son at age 13 after your father died because that name has a strong religious meaning for you.

[mzcecebreezy-blog]

If we were "friends" why couldn't u come to be before u left me

[justhereforfandom]

When The person you thought was your BFF lets you know that he knows nothing about what Biker Mice From Mars is & doesn't understand why you are excited there is a movie on the horizon... #bikermicefrommars #ithoughtwewerefriends #idontknowanymore #whoareyou #reassessingeverything

[venusvioletolivia]

Me: Hey, listen to this song real quick. Its so great.

Justin: Is it What's Up? But like. The He-Man version? You've made me listen 19 times.

Me: ... But... Is good...

[thewitchqueen67]

When the doggo gives you the cold shoulder 😦 #dogsofinstagram #doggo #socold #whatadivo #ithoughtwewerefriends #betrayed

[avocadosandsuch]

It was nice knowing y’all!

First lesson of the day kids: Never add more vodka than you should to your mixed drink. You may just go out and pre-order BTS’ album from the BigHitUS shop and spend the same amount for shipping 😬😳. When you see the total?! “Ah, fuck it!” Not good when you’re trying to “cut back on spending”.

My husband is going to kill me. 😂 Here lies the body of Christina...dead as a mutha frikkin doornail.

[travelling-trooper-blog]

You really gonna play me like that, Pringles? Bought an extra large container and was surprised to find it a quarter empty. I'd expect this from those punks at Lays, but not you, Pringles Man. Not you. #disappointed #howcouldyoupringlesman #ithoughtwewerefriends #pringles

[aleccwiakala]

Stepford Wives

I really really enjoyed this film. The way that they so comedically play with the archetype of the housewife was genius to me. If anyone has seen the 2004 remake with Nicole Kidman, please let me know how that compares to this original! Didn’t you just also love how the biggest horror for the males was watching over the kids for a few minutes? Extremely hilarious while being insightful. 

[metropolicity]

In and out. #perfectpuppypawprints #winterpeg #whatthehellspring #ithoughtwewerefriends

[danhillactor]

Ever roadtripped with the wrong person? Or picked up on a strange hitchhiker? Well this is very different.. #roadtrip #apocalypse #strange #shitgotreal #acting #blood #freakout #random #ithoughtwewerefriends #yourdeadtome #irony #zombie

[martianmaddie]

My dog can put her face 1/2 a millimeter away from mine, but the INSTANT I try to kiss her, she turns away.

[mr-blainderson]

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@TheYoungestAnderSon uploaded a new photo.

I tried all day to make this guy smile and all it took was finding out my brother’s stupid nickname for me and this happens. #robbiebetrayedme #ithoughtwewerefriends (caught him just before he stopped smiling, but I win!)

📷: My sneaky ass 📍: Midtown, New York

[atimelessman]

Linen, denim & shadows. #pleasestopbitingme #ithoughtwewerefriends @blackhorselane

[efabuloushb]

… Um … but I thought we were friends?

... Um ... but I thought we were friends? Sometimes we only have friends for a season. We have to be okay with that. #MommyFab

The one thing about adulthood is that most of the time it reveals ugly things to you when you dig deep in your wisdom and re-examine situations you find unpleasant. I’m always doing this because I’m an obsessive OVER-THINKER. On top of being stone-cold…

http://efabuloushb.wordpress.com/2018/10/12/ithoughtwewerefriends/