#itd be a nice way to go tho 👀👀

[holyfacehead]

hiiii i like sending u asks so whos ur top three yj characters and why??

this might be the hardest question im gonna answer in my entire life.. *proceeds to respond with the longest word vomit ever known to mankind*

1.) i am a certified lottie matthews gurlie : )) she's just been such an interesting character throughout the series like i never really know what's going on with her (im pretty sure pookie doesn't either even if she insists she does lol.. istg every lottie scene is just me being absolutely flabbergasted and in a constant state of “WTF?”) and i know they all experienced varying degrees of trauma (i dont wanna turn this into a competition of who's had it the hardest pre and post crash) but i think lottie's character has one of the most tragic storyline, esp her life post-crash

2.) RESIDENT COLD GIRL JACKIE TAYLOR! this gurl was serving nothing but iconic vibes and lesbian comphet behavior and i am here for it. i was honestly surprised to learn that a lot of ppl dont like jackie cause she was a bit of a spoiled brat and while i do agree (cz she is LMFAO pooks literally died of pettiness) i feel like it's not necessary to paint her as either black or white cause she's also got a really complex character. like sure she has her mean girl moments (mostly because of the environment she was raised in and i think she wasn't really aware of that trait until shauna brought it up during their fight) but she's rarely ever malicious and i think she would've outgrown that trait given the chance. but also it could just be because im a sucker for mean-girl-highschool-queen-bee characters making me a huge jackie taylor apologist !

3.) misty quigley. no words of appreciation for her—maybe her (tho unplaced and is often expressed in the wrong ways)—loyalty and dependability, still tho she was literally just straight up batshit insane.. she killed 2 people (??), is responsible for them being trapped in the wilderness, and honestly speaking needs to be admitted to the ward cause that girl is psychotic but adult misty was so funny, she immediately became a fav.

ALSO must insert the yj background characters, i dont know their names i only know akilah and mari, but i love those girls so much season 2 was absolutely unhinged cause the mains are going through a horror show and these bitches r in the background like it's a mf camping trip playing cards and are like “.. oof bestie 👀 would you look at that? it's snowing pretty hard bet it's freezing cold out there 👀 ngl itd be nice to have a lottie mat-stew right now 🤤 but i do hope she gets home safely 😥... just.. you know hahah... if she ever happens to.. yk 🥰”

[dumtranskitty-2]

For the alphabet thingy: G J N P V X 👀

G = Glory Hole: Would you ever go to a glory hole? Have you been to one? Abby doesn think so but among friends itd be nice to roleplay.. ><

J = Jack Off: How often do you masturbate and what’s your favorite way to do so? At least once a day.. :3 abby likes layin in bed and jsut rubbin herself silly .. :3

N = Nope: What’s your biggest turn off? Physically hurtin things and insults that are clearly meant to hurt instead of pleasure.. ><

P = Pubes: Full bush, trimmed, shaved, waxed, what do you do? What do you prefer? All of dem nicey! :3 as long as dey stinki dey good pubes! :3

V = Vanilla: What are you favorite ‘vanilla’ things for when you’re not in a particularly kinky mood? just cockwarming and slow cuddles.. -w-

X = xvideos: Have/Would you ever upload videos of yourself online? mm.. :3 ya? :3 just jiggles and wiggles :3 abby has shown herself doin more sexy stuff to those she trusts tho :3

[hisbutlerisahunter]

Adding to the Paku mom vibes. This woman takes one look at you and knows exactly what’s wrong. If you’re about to catch a cold soon, she sensed it somehow. Feeling insecure? She’s telling you you’re beautiful. If you look drained? She’s running a hot bath with candles and a bath bomb. She does NOT play when it comes to you. She’s sickly sweet to you but if you’re neglecting yourself she gets protective and will smother you with care. And she regularly lets you lay on her boobies. She’s perfect:(

Hhhhhhhhh my wife is perfect you are right anon 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

The bath one...... omg i just- i just wanna bathe with Paku and if i laid my head on her boobies id spontaneously combust and yall know it 🥴🥴