#itchy itchy itchy

[eorzeashan]

still setting up my ffxiv sideblog but so excited for the new oc that's going to inhabit it. they're a full-time artist whose pictomancy abilities take as long as painting does in real life but fulfills all roles. they specifically try to smuggle out sharlayan art secrets in an effort to spread it across the realm. they specialize in ishgardian fantastic/religious art but were imprisoned for "heretical" symbolism when they made a triptych of the seven hells of eorzea. they were jailed next to Aymeric and freed when the WoL stormed the Vault; they grew enraptured after their first encounter with the warrior and spend the rest of their days after HW chasing the WoL's footsteps with the intent to capture their essence and personhood in art. their name is siegbert. their Echo lets them see every single unique WoL at once. they call WoL their muse, but end up running away whenever they're so much as approached. they're even elezen

[cannibalgh0st]

The mosquito/vampire post combo is suspect 🤨 sounds like someone is advertising their sweet blood🩸🆎🧛🏿‍♂️

[spector]

there’s mosquitoes in here and brother they’re fucjing feasting on my fat fucking thighs I’m a goddamn buffet

[gengarpng]

Love when earrings claim to be allergen free/safe for sensitive ears and then the entire time I'm wearing them I feel like this

[cowardlycowboys]

healing is so itchy

[ierotits]

good news: got k tape and it works perfectly for binding so i can wear some clothes that boobs dont suit! its super comfy!!

bad news: 99% im allergic to the nipple covers i got.

[somewhereapart]

where are all of these goddamn mosquitos hiding and why can I not escape them???

[spooglyboogly]

hey man your music is itchy (positive)

[werehamburglar]

im so allergic to carrots

[therealraewest]

Laios cuts the tags outta his clothes like an autistic king confirmed

[emil1863]

It was a good idea at the start...

[tempe-brennans]

dude why did they change my deodorant again :(

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

ughhhh the eczema on my forearm won't settle back down

[daremo-desu]

Can’t get amputee Leo out of my mind

[justcatposts]

What to do if both ears itch at once...

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[consultingdemiwitch]

Gay month is GO