#it's. it's just a silly thing about those two in the post-game and arcane tricksters' invisible magehands | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

invinciblerodent · 3 months

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"--and yet here she was, a damned hero, flashing her brightest, most enchanting smile through grit teeth at a pudgy old man with a pockmarked face, shaggy jowls, and an ever-present stink of horse.

And somewhere nearby, there was a horny wraith, lurking in the shadows."

((i'm a very serious writer, writing very serious fanfic))

#squirrel speaks #oc: iona raedir #this is kinda #squirrel plays bg3 #too #i just wrote the words “horny wraith” and cracked myself up #it's. it's just a silly thing about those two in the post-game and arcane tricksters' invisible magehands #i won't go into the Sociopolitical Situation in my version of the Gate but let's just say she is Not Having Fun #and is also Having Entirely Too Much Fun #pretty much the next line is “she was going to murder Astarion. Painfully. But not before riding that blasted rogue to Evereska and back.”

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