#it's very unfortunate but look austin just seems like he low key enjoys getting bossed around by those two
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I've been listening to the podcast the Parkdale Haunting and unfortunately after episode 16 I now want an AU where Owen and Judith rescue Austin Bird and then they continue to rope Austin into their shenanigans while also hatefucking and also Austin Bird keeps buying them clothes and other fancy things (only so he can be seen with them in public! no other reason!)
To be clear I don't ship Judith and Owen I just think they should take turns sexually dominating Austin while being besties. Eventually they rescue Claire and she's like, sure I murdered people but I was possessed! YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FUCKING AUSTIN BIRD FOR FANCY CLOTHES WHILE IN YOUR RIGHT MINDS!!!!!! WTF!!!!!
HE WEARS AN ASCOT.
(Austin like! Excuse me the clothes are unrelated!! and then he says something even more obnoxiously pompous and Claire dies inside. Yeah she did sponcon but at lease she didn't have sex with Austin Bird.)
#parkdale haunt#i looked around and this is not the energy people have about this show#it's very unfortunate but look austin just seems like he low key enjoys getting bossed around by those two#i'm all alone in my unreasonable crack ship#if you like horror podcasts i recommend this one#it's... scarier than ghosts in the burbs and more coherent than black tapes#but not as scary as magnus archives#and it's got similar humor to ghosts in the burbs#very much like#the worst thing that could happen to your best friend is she becomes an instagram wellness influencer#i'm about half way through but as i understand it#it is a complete story
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