#it's stiles' jeep!!

[cr3ziy]

So...

I'm watching The Teen Wolf Movie...

The following part is me commenting about the things that I see in the movie while I'm watching it, so the part below will be updated continuously for the next 2 hours

⚠️SPOILERS⚠️

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So for 15 years Allison has been stuck in Bardo?! FR?!

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Hate the fact that we don't get Thiam canon

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Hate the fact that Stiles is not in the movie BUT MY BABY IS OFFICIALY PART OF THE FBI I'M SO PROUD OF HIM!!

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Derek's got Stiles' Jeep, I repeat DEREK'S GOT STILES' JEEP OMJ I'M CRYING

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Derek: "He [Eli] took the Jeep again, didn't he?"

Noah: "Why the hell does he keep taking the Jeep?"

Derek: "Because he know I hate it"

BECAUSE IT'S HIS BOYFRIEND'S AND NOBODY CAN YOU USE IT IF NOT HIM

Sterek all the way❤️

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AHAHAHAHA Jackson popping out so randomly AHAHAHAH

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Of course it's the Nemeton... it's ALWAYS the Nemeton

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I'm sorry, MALIA WHAT THE HELL?!?! From the trailer we all knew about you and Jordan... BUT NOT LIKE THIS!! WHAT WAS THAT ENTRANCE?! OH MY JACK!!

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Soo... is somebody going to tell us what happened with Stydia and Scalia, and who is Eli's mom?

Nvm Eli has two dads, Derek and Stiles

Please he his SO MUCH like Stiles!!

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X: "How many curse words do you want?"

Jeff: "Yes"

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Aww Derek tells Eli The Teen Wolf Chronicles🥺

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X: "How many naked people do you want?"

Jeff: "Yes"

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"Scott who?" This hurts

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Oh and yeah, how exactly Mason ended up to be a police officer? And more important WHERE THE HELL IS COREY?!

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Derek's eyes😍

They are a lighter shade of blue... so gorgeous

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Liam my baby I love you so much🥰

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Sooo Eli's problem is that he passes out seeing his own fangs and claws? Great for a werewolf

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So basically is season three all over again but this time without Void Stiles... as much as I love season three... Jeff you could've come up with something new

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FINALLY MY FAVOURITE HELLOUND AND FAVOURITE CREATURE🔥❤️

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HERE HE COMES!! Popping out of nowhere!! But we're not complaining: it's good to see you Peter!!

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But exactly... why is Jackson here? He looks so out of place!!

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Eli: "My dad told me you almost had to cut his arm off once because of wolfsbane poisoning"

STILES almost had to!!

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Jackson: "Why don't we catch him and kill the Nogitsune? That sounds like a pretty good plan to me"

OH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!! How did no one think about it in season three? Kill the Nogitsune... it was so easy guys.

Jackson honey, I understand that you weren't there at the time, but if they're telling you that the Nogitsune is back it means that they couldn't kill him... and if they could, why wouldn't they do it? THINK JACKSON

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I checked: even though it was pretty obvious, Hikary and Liam said "I love you"... that's a low blow

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Eli: "I can do this"

Apparently he can't

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Rowan trees burned down... excellent

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Malia and Jordan... it kinda looks wrong to me and I don't know why

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So, responsible for burning down Derek's house and supposed to be dead... it can't be Gerard, right? Please tell me it's not him.

Nahh, the figure seems too young to be him!!

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So this is actually Allison?!

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Derek: "Eli did you see your eyes?"

Eli: "How the hell am I supposed to see my eyes? They're the things I use to see"

Finally someone saying something that make actually sense!!

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

HARRIS?! ... I MEAN SERIOUSLY?!

Where the hell did he come from?! This doesn't make any sense!!

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Of course... ELI YOU'RE OFFICIALY WELCOME INTO THE CLUB OF TRAUMATISED KIDS!!

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Heartbreak? What happened with Stiles, Lydia?

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I... certainly did not expect this... Lydia saved him by not being with him... this is a thing I didn't think could ever be possible.

It seems like they're not meant to be, please it's so sad😭

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THE SCREAAAAAAAAM!!!

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So it's now possible to borrow fox fire from a kitsune? Ehm... ok

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Ok but seeing the three of them with all different eye colour gave me chills!!

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"You can't kill me"

and all I can think about is:

"You can kill the Oni but me, ME! I'm a thousand years old YOU CAN'T KILL ME"

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AAA THE ROARS!!😆

CHILLS, LITERAL CHILLS!

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WAIT SO DEREK IS A TRUE ALP--

WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO?!

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But the Scallison kiss🥺❤️

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STOP!! HE'S NOT DEAD!!

DEREK IS NOT FUCKIND DEAD!!

He cannot be... he's not.. he's not😭

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Derek fixed Stiles' Jeep, I'm weak😭😭

THE JEEP IS THE REAL FUCKING GLUE OF THIS SHOW!!

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Derek you didn't deserve this end after all the pain you suffered...❤️

but we know that you're not dead so stop messing around and turn back to your family, they still need you

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Noah: "[Derek] had complicated feelings about that Jeep"

We all know what that means...

IT'S LIKE DESTIEL ALL OVER AGAIN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Pain, pure pain

Oh my Sterek💔

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So in the end Scott kept his promise after all❤️

From now on every time I'll do a rewatch and get to that scene... I'll watch it with different eyes

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"REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE"

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CONCLUSIONS:

I liked it because it's Teen Wolf, one of my favourite series, but I got to say that i'm pretty disappointed.

I particularly loved all the references to Stiles, a way to make him part of the movie without actually being in the movie, loved it.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but for the role he played Liam could have very well not been in the movie. This hurts, but he practically did nothing, he barely spoke. I'm really mad for this, he seemed so useless. And maybe I'm biased but I saw zero chemistry between him and Hikari.

Jeff, you could have used him better, for example I don't know CANONISING THIAM.

I felt the lack of Theo Reaken references, so now I'm going to reply on fanfictions👍

But Hikari too, she had pontential but turn out to be pretty useless.

All the time waiting for Liam to interact with Mason (his best-friend) and Scott (his brother) and... nothing.

Also, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I WAITED ALL THIS TIME JUST TO SEE DEREK HALE DIE... AGAIN!! Even thought I strongly believe that he's not dead, that hurt!!

On a scale from 1 to 10 this movie is a 5.5, could have been definitely better, starting by creating a different story but I liked it. Definitely loved some parts!!

Now, technically there will be a second movie that I will obviously watch cause it's Teen Wolf, and I truly hope that it will be better that the first.

That's it, I just got a lot of unanswered questions

[spikeface]

based on (x).

[terrific-crow]

Watched the Teen Wolf Movie. Incredible experience.

[adrianistrying]

this thread I posted on Twitter got a pretty good response, so I thought I'd share it here too

I had to think about this and now you do too

[beaulesbian]

After my son left it behind, Derek towed it in, thinking it was probably beyond repair. But then he opened up the hood and he pulled off all the duck tape Stiles had stuck on it. And he managed to fix it. That Jeep, no matter what’s been done to it, it just keeps running. He could never figure out why it wouldn’t break down and stay down.

And I don’t think he ever realized that that’s exactly the way we saw him. I have never seen anyone take that kind of punishment that Derek Hale took, and kept taking, in order to protect the people he loved.

[mieczyslawstilinskiii]

I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay. Sarcasm is my only defense.

[vanillatears]

Derek having feelings about the Jeep™ specifically is just like when the car went to heaven but the gay angel didn't

[scisac]

stiles in 2x04: abomination

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Fix it for the teen wolf movie but I haven’t seen it. And I don’t plan too. This is all based off of what I gathered from fanfics and tumblr.

So Lydia comes back to town and Derek doesn’t know that her and stiles broke up. He hasn’t really stayed in contact becuase he can’t handle the thought of stiles with someone else

Cue him running into Lydia and trying to be causal, “oh where’s stiles” acting like his heart is not a second from stopping. She tells him they broke up and he has to act all sad like he’s not fighting a smile. “Oh how terrible”

The minute he gets home he calls stiles and is like “can I visit you?”. Stiles gives him the quickest yes ever. He skips town with Eli (getting away from the demon). Eli is so confused on what is happening but Derek is like “I’m trying to get you a second dad, he owned the jeep before you” and Eli is even more confused but so down, because the jeep is awesome.

He meets up with stiles and confesses immediately “I let you get away from me once and I’ll be damned if it happens again, I can’t lose you to someone else.”

Volia happy ending of sterek and Eli. Eli fucking loves stiles, thinks he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Peter is crying with joy because stiles is officially family. That creep, he just would. Cora is immediately making fun of Derek for being a loser.

And Derek doesn’t die in a fucking fire in front of his son. Like what kinda ending is that honestly.

[bigfootsboytoy]

Obsessed with the way that Stiles spends ALL DAY with Peter and Cora listening to the tragic story of Dereks first love. Like...it's broad daylight when that story starts, and by the time they wrap things its nighttime. Stiles didn't even really need to be at the loft either, he just showed up to check if Derek was still MIA, and then the boy stayed and listened to a whole story. Stiles Stilinski isn't usually shy about telling people to get to the goddamn point either, so you know his ass was captivated.

Half of that episode was just Stiles chilling with the Hale's, learning the first bit of Dereks tragic backstory and eating it UP.

[mrkgrl]

Can I still tag it with TW movie--- or uh... TW movie The Aftermath, maybe. I have so many more of these doodles/comics.

[mikoocore]

so..... How about that teen wolf movie huh?

[voidchimeras]

if i got one thing out of that movie, it was that eli is definitely the child of stiles stilinski.

[fanficwritersworld]

The Way He Looks At Her

Summary: You can never say no to your best friend

Pairing: Eli Hale x McCall!Reader

Word Count: 1.1k

Warnings: FLUFFF

A/N: Derek doesn't die in any teen wolf imagines of mine. Stydia is strong and so is Thiam. Hikari gets justice and so does Kira

"No!"

Eli pouted at you with his brown eyes, hands clasped together ready to go on his knees. You bit the inside of your lip, crossing your arms at him. "Please N/N, just this once?" Eli squeaked at you.

"You said that the first time and we both got grounded. I'm not pissing off my grandma again. I just got ungrounded" You reminded him, turning to leave the auto shop. Eli grabbed your arm, stopping you.

"I swear if we get caught I'll take the fall" Eli promised you looking you dead in the eye. You closed your eyes before letting out a sigh. "I swear Hale you're gonna be the death of me" You caved in.

Eli jumped before pulling you into a hug. "You are not gonna regret this" He smiled kissing your cheek then racing out the door. You stood there for a moment, in total shock.

"N/N! You coming!" Eli called, stopping you from overthinking the gesture.

You bopped your head to the music as Eli drove you two on the empty road. You stared at the scenery, never seeing Beacon Hills like this. Usually, your Dad would drive you out on his motorcycle so this luxury wasn't always given. With the window down, you closed your eyes listening to the many sounds Beacon Hills had to offer.

Eli looked at you as if you were an angel sent from above. You seemed so relaxed as your hair gently moved with the wind. Your head rested against the jeep as you used it to hold your head.

Your peaceful drive was halted with the sound of tires bursting caught your attention before the jeep stopped. Eli looked at you with shocked eyes. 'Dads' you mouthes before the two of you exit the jeep.

You immediately noticed your father's cycle. 'Oh crap' you thought before walking up behind Eli. With their claws out, Scott McCall and Derek Hale stood before the teens. "We're not paying for those" Eli stated, subconsciously grabbing your hand.

"Yes, you are" Derek told him as he retracted his claws. Scott nodded in agreement as he gave you a pointed stare. "Okay, just don't be mad at N/N, I made her come with me" Eli pleaded with his godfather.

You looked down with a blush on your face. You focused on your hands intertwined before your father called you. You gave Eli a small smile before walking towards your Dad. "We'll take later" He told you/

You huffed as you closed your door. Ground for two weeks, just great. You're gonna miss the big lacrosse tournament. You didn't play but you liked to support Eli.

Eli.

Why the fuck did he have to hold your hand? Or kiss your cheek. Why did he take the fall for both of you stealing the jeep? Why is he trying to climb in your window?

You took a double take before realising that your friend was outside your window, struggling to move from the tree to the ledge. You quickly opened the window, stretching out your hand. He quickly grasped onto your hand before he fell through your window, causing both of you to fall to the floor.

Eli stared down at you with his adorable brown eyes, a light blush painted on his cheeks. "Hey" He chuckled, his warm breath making you blush harder than him. "Hey" You answer back, unsure what to say.

After a moment, Eli moved back allowing you to sit up. "You know my Dad is downstairs" You stated, still feeling the heat on your face. "He left like ten minutes ago while you were pouting" Eli smirked at you. You punched his shoulder playfully, your eyes glowing yellow for a moment.

"I do not pout!" You huffed at him. "Yes you do" Eli laughed as you unknowingly were pouting at him. You quickly changed your face to a dramatic scowl. "No I don't"

You defended, stepping close to Eli.

“Yes, you do!” "No, I don't"

Another step forward

“Yes, you do!” "No, I don't"

Another step forward

“Yes, you do!” "No, I don't"

This time there was little to no space between you. His nose was brushing the bridge of yours. Screw puberty. Eli grinned as his hair tickled your skin. “You, Y/N McCall mostly definitely pout” Eli stated like a fact straight from a book. “No, Elijah Hale I most definitely do not” You stated back closing the small space between you. Eli’s eyes drifted from your eyes to your lips for a moment. “I can prove it” He told you.

You raised your eyebrow at him. “Really?” You asked him a small smirk on your face. “Yeah” He smirked back. Eli placed his lips on yours, his fingers gently brushing your jawline. You felt lightheaded until you felt him start pulling back. Instinctively you growled, grabbing his flannel and pulling him closer.

Your lips moved against his as you felt a familiar rush of power. Eli’s hands were softly placed on your cheeks, trying to keep you as close as possible. Soon enough, you both pulled back for air. Eli watched as your yellow eyes returned to their normal colour. He looked at you like you were the only person who mattered in the whole world. “You still pout though” He whispered with a cheeky grin. You rolled your eyes at him before your eyes glowed again. “Shut up” You warned him.

“Make me” He pushed before crashing his lips against yours once more.

You and Eli sat on your bed, cuddled up as Star Wars played on your laptop. Your head rested on his collarbone as one hand fidgeted with one of his. Eli rested his chin on your head, listening to your heartbeat instead of the movie. You looked up at him, biting the inside of your cheek. “Eli?” You whispered, catching his attention. “Yeah?” He answered back looking down at you. You sat up turning to face him. “Show me” You demanded him.

“What?” He asked you, confused by your question. “Your eyes, show me them” You explained, allowing your own to glow. Eli hesitated but did the same, watching as you let out a soft smile. “Why do you want to see my eyes?” He asked you. “Because I wanted you to know that when I look at you, I don’t see a Hale werewolf” You told him. “What do you see?” Eli asked her.

“I see a boy who never lets me fall, never makes me sad, who is definitely leaving high school with a grand theft auto charge and the boy who makes me feel a love I never felt before” You smiled at him. Eli was quick to kiss you gently.

“I love you” He whispered.

“I love you too”

[miss-riss]

if we are using the jeep metaphor for their love. why was Lydias dream about a car crash, why was their love a car crash that ended in his death, and stereks love one that broke down sometimes but never stoped running, it always ran a little funny, but would always be fixed when Derek put in a little effort

[teenwolf-confessions]