Every once and a while a big fluffy dog will show up to his clinic (usually late at night) with no owner.
This dog is normally showing signs of some sort of minor injury (limping, lethargy, restlessness, etc.) so Eren, being the nice vet that he is, takes this "stray" dog into his clinic and does a quick exam to make sure it's okay
The dog doesn't have a collar or a microchip but he isn't worried because he knows what's going to happen next (since it's what always happens next)
what happens next is Jean Kirstein shows up
Jean, the owner of the dog, is forever losing track of it
He claims that his dog is really good at getting out of his back fence (to which Eren always says "then you need to do the responsible thing and keep an eye on her in when she's in the back yard") this normally leads to them bickering but whatever
Jean gets his dog back
and when he gets back to his house the first thing he says is "I swear to god I'm going to let them spay you next time!"
At which point the dog transforms from a dog to you, the reader, a werewolf with a big 'ol crush on the local veterinarian but you're too shy to talk to him in person so you get his attention in wolf form instead
"But Jeannnnnn... it's always so funny watching you guys fight" you tell Jean, your human roommate, with a pout.
Jean (who's very weak for your pouting and has trouble saying no to you yes he has a crush, no he's never going to do anything about it because you're all goo goo heart eyes for that stupid vet) just grumbles something about how one day he's not going to pick you up at all and you'll end up at the pound.
You just jump up and give him a big hug.
Then you lick the side of his face for good measure (and because it's cute when he gets all annoyed by your dog-like tendencies hehe~)
Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.
Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!
because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.
Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye
you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*
WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.
They can take my nuts but they can’t take my sass 🤣🐶✂️🥜
Max has been a very good boy, charmed all the girls and has generally been worshipped like the tiny babe that he is. Castration is a relatively quick and easy op and Max will soon be on the mend. He’s home now resting and very thankful to his friends at @copper_beech_vets who gave him extra love today💕💕💕
one of my team members picked up a glass bottle butt only to discover the other side was covered in slipper snails and she was like, oh, I guess I can’t throw this away, and I was like, yeah but at least glass isn’t a big deal ecologically, it’s just habitat surface now. she said, true but I was thinking of kids walking on the beach. to which I said, this is a rocky reef, who the hell is walking around barefoot?? nobody should be barefoot here. the encrusting ecosystem hungers for blood. glass bottles or no glass bottles. foregoing shoes is just ASKING to get shanked by a barnacle and contract a mycobacteria infection. in other news, today i made an unwise choice in pants, leaned against a rock for five seconds, and shredded the inside of my calf
i love crazy contrasting 1p2p in every way(not every way). so i always subconsciously have 2P rusame be friends. unlikely friends etc. in whatever weird school au theyre friends. meri was probably bullied until he started hissing at other kids or something while rus2 was just like huhh okay yeah okay what fine. rus2 found him in a broom closet and it was as awkward as it sounds. in the weird stuckin1Pcoldwar au i have theyre friends also in the torturous existence. 1P rusame is too weird life is too short lets tomodachi✌️
My favorite tododeku is actually one-sided love and devotion from Shoto, because the thought of Shoto either gradually or suddenly realizing just how much he owes this boy his life and that he'd give the world to him- then recognizing he's just another friend and person he saved is like...so compelling to me.
He's among your closest friends. You also scared the shit out of him around first knowing each other. Soon after that he also changed your life forever for the better. You've saved your friends and others together. Your family is also fond of him.
When he came back after running away, you earnestly made sure he was okay- asking if he'd prefer to rest and wrapping him in warmth. He's so much, he's so beautiful, he's so kind and strong, and he's taught you to be so much kinder and stronger too...but you're not the only one. Far from it. You're not special, Shoto, you're just a friend.