#it's really funny to me

[poproximus]

I know it's pretty common for the readers in transformers x human reader fics to live in the middle of nowhere because plot convenience of keeping the relationship secret from other humans, but I feel like it's extra relevant for Starscream fics.

Like not only is my guy a giant alien robot, but there is no way he isn't loud as fuck during interfacing. You can't convince me he wouldn't be moaning and howling during climax loud enough to shatter windows. Reader has to live in the middle of fucking nowhere for this reason otherwise their neighbors would be calling the cops thinking someone was getting murdered when in reality Screamer is just getting his valve eaten out.

[agentoffangirling]

I was looking at the S.H.I.E.L.D.clearance level section in the Marvel wiki, and it's just. It's so odd??

Like the system is pretty standard, 10 levels, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest, being privy to more information as you go up the ladder. There's also some secret levels or files for specific eyes only

And overall, the people on it make sense. We know that agents level 7 and above had full details of what happened in New York, including the truth of Coulson's death. Directors of S.H.I.E.L.D., like Fury, are obviously level 10 and Maria, his right hand, was level 9. Pretty solid

Then I started going down the list, Coulson was level 8, as was Hand, and--

HUH??

No offense, Steve, but he really doesn't seem like the level 8 kind, especially bc we saw in Winter Soldier how upset he was that Fury didn't give him all the details of the mission (hinting that Natasha was at a higher level than he was). Again, no offense, but in many cases, he's not much more than a glorified foot solider. Level 5/6 seem a lot better suited for him than level 8

Not to mention that therefore he would've known about Coulson's survival, but moving on!

Level 7, again, pretty standard. May, Blake, Sitwell, Garrett's technically on there, too (although personally I would say 8 since he knew just as much as Coulson did and was also close to Fury), Ward, and--

BARTON?? NAT?? DAVIS??

So, essentially, half of the Avengers know that Coulson is alive and they're keeping it a secret from everyone else

And like. Davis is great and all, but I do not see any reason for him to be level 7, I'm sorry. Again, he should be like Rogers with a level 5

Who decided this, bc half of it doesn't make any sense

[dailyhenryk]

Sorry guys i like drawing them as the worlds worst roommates (Day 172)

[napsaps-archive]

i still cant believe sapnap was so adamant that he was taller than george like he was so insistent he was really really confident about it, that was a hill he was fully prepared to die on. and then we got the height check and george was a clear ~2 inches taller than him 💀

[democraticboyband]

being very fixated on something and being a system at the same time is like. Hey these 6 guys are going to run your life for the foreseeable future enjoy

[ghostherlig]

i love when my maceghost stuff makes the rounds again bc it really reinforces that as much as i have changed since 2023, my taste in ships/men has not 💀

[topaztimes]

I'm an expert chat killer. They should hire me to go in servers and break up convos because I am just SOOOOO GOOD

[finisnihil]

Talking about my friends using their online aliases is so funny because I sound like a children's book author. Like yes this is Berri, Doc, Twig, and Orm. They are my special little guys. None of them have good memories. Please feel free to imagine them as little woodland creatures with little hats

Anyways and there's me, the dramatic bitch who chose to make her's Latin for "The End [of] Nothing" like i'm some kind of eldritch horror

[qstarhalo]

Anyways, q!Bad and Dapper are playing just dance while all this is happening

[teddybasmanov]

I guess, you can say this meme Escaped Me. *ba-dum-tss*

[aromacaque]

i love that my mutuals who aren't into tmnt (most of them) just have to deal with me constantly putting it on their dash

[thechekhov]

this one goes out to everyone who has an M sized dog with an L sized bark.

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[synoicus]

I was made to love you, and yet,

Inspired by this observation by a friend:

[astral-corner]

please explain the beautiful clusterfuck /pos that is purples family please

So, because this au was started before AvA 11, we didn't know about the animation yet, so all of this is working off of the assumption they were a born stick.

Through some fuzzy magic of however sticks reproduce, Orchid and Cobalt manage to have a kid together that Cobalt didn't know about. Orchid kept baby Purple for a bit, but ultimately put them up for adoption.

Ellie (Yellow, short for Electric Yellow) and Scarlet (Dark), had been debating having kids for a while, but didn't think themselves capable of handling a baby. So they went for adoption of an older toddler to skip that stage of twig life. Thus, Purple grew up with them as parents and not remembering a time before having them as parents.

In typical Purple parent fashion, Scarlet was an ass, and Ellie ended up dying, leaving Purple all alone. One thing eventually leading to another, and they get adopted by Cobalt after he tried to destroy Minecraft for killing his adopted child, Ruby.

So neither of them know they're related, but they've managed to stumble into being parent-child anyway.

[habken]

prof offhandedly said “I used to work on a show called backyardigans” like it’s nothing.. like it’s just some random show…